Impact Wrestling Results (5/15/14) – The Formation Of MVPland

Impact Wrestling Results – 5/15/2014
From Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida
Report by: Alex Barie of WrestlingNewsWorld.com

Impact Wrestling starts off with a video backstage of Eric Young. He is pacing back and forth saying that that this needs to happen. Just then, a limo pulls up and stops. MVP runs over and opens the door and climbs in. Guard come and take EY out and pull him away. MVP smiles. EY states that he trusted MVP but MVP states that he better control himself as he may hurt himself doing crazy stuff like that.

A video package plays showing MVP and Eric Young talking last week. MVP puts over EY and how persistent he is. He goes on to announce the number one contender for the TNA World Champion but it is MVP all along. He attacks EY with punches and kicks.

The camera shows the Impact Zone and the crowd is on their feet. They are ready for the show.

Music hits and here comes Eric Young. He marches down the ramp and slides right in the ring. He grabs a mic. EY states that he woke up last Friday thinking it was a dream but it ended up being a real bad nightmare. Someone he trusted turn his back on him. He put his career in MVP’s hand. He was hoping for change… for a better place. Anyone is better than Dixie Carter! EY made a promise that he would be a fighting champion. He has done that. How he promises that this kind of stuff is not going to happen on his watch. If MVP wants to be World Champion he is going to have to take it from EY. If MVP wants a match with EY all he has to do is ask. MVP better watch what he wishes for as EY is crazy! EY is not waiting till Slammiversary! EY tells MVP to bring himself out there and they can fight right now. MVP is shown on the video titan tron as he is standing backstage. He tells EY that he is like the hulk or something. MVP is not about that kind of tactics of going out there and fighting. MVP didn’t think EY would be World Champion. But he did win and it only sped up MVP’s plan. He wants the belt. He is not about the suits and office type of guy. He is about being a champion as that brings money and power. MVP feels sympathy for EY so he is allowing him to keep the championship for a few weeks and then he is going to take it. EY then can be a nobody… and that is what he does best! EY gets back on the mic and says it is his title… and the fan’s title. Tonight… he will fight MVP! MVP states EY better bring a bullet proof jacket as MVP has the guns. EY will have to go through his security as he doesn’t fight for free and if EY can get through them then he will still not have a chance.

A video shows Dixie Carter in a passenger seat as Rockstar Spud is driving. Spud pulls up to Dixie’s house as she spots a table in the front lawn that has Dixie’s name on it!

A video plays showcasing Bram’s entrance in TNA as he confronts Magnus. He tells Magnus he has gone soft. Bram now has an ironclad contract and he booked Magnus against Willow. Willow faces Magnus and it was a back and forth battle. Bram has had enough and takes out Willow with several key moves. He handcuffs Willow to the ropes and attacks him with a weapon.

Willow is walking backstage. He begins to talk and say how dare Bram and Magnus attack him last week. Willow challenges them tonight. He wants them to approach him now and await their fate!

-Commercial

Willow is backstage. He is pacing back and forth on a stair well. As he does, Bram comes behind him while Magnus walks in front of him. Willow attacks Bram and then goes after Magnus. Magnus falls down the stairs. Willow follows him. Magnus fights back and Bram helps out. They go after Willow now as they come out to the Impact Zone and beside the ramp. They get in the ring.

Willow vs. Bram and Magnus

Magnus and Willow start as Magnus whips Willow in the ropes. Willow jumps but Magnus catches him and drops him down. He tags Bram. Bram takes Willow down and then stomps on him and chokes him with his foot. Bram takes Willow to the corner and smashes Willow face first in the top turnbuckle. He tags Magnus. Magnus enters and punches Willow and then does a gut wrench suplex. He covers but Willow kicks out. Magnus punches Willow in the face multiple times. He takes him to the middle of the ring but Willow does a chin breaker. Magnus tags Bram. Bram enters and runs to Willow in the corner but Willow elbows him in the face and then does Whisper in the Wind! Willow and Bram stand and Willow continues the attack. Bram whips him in the ropes though but Willow knocks him down and then Willow hits an atomic drop and then a leg drop between Bram’s legs. He hits him with a low dropkick. Willow gets Bram up and kicks him in the chest. Bram goes in the corner and Willow smashes him and then does a summersault and a huge punch in the face. Willow jumps up and hits a dropkick to the chest. Willow stands and knocks Magnus off the apron. He kicks Bram and goes for a Twist of Fate but Bram pushes him in the ropes and Magnus trips him. Bram grabs him and hits a suplex type move.

He tags Magnus. Bram rolls out and looks under the ring. He grabs the lead bar. Bram tells him to, “Finish it!” Magnus doesn’t want to lose by DQ and kicks it out of the ring. Magnus grabs Willow and picks him up but Willow does a small package and gets the win. Winner: Willow

Bram gets in the ring as Willow leaves. Bram confronts Magnus face to face. Magnus talks to him but Bram doesn’t want to hear it. Magnus exits the ring and walks up the ramp himself.

EY is walking backstage. He is searching for MVP. As he does, guards are there to stop him. EY slides through them and goes in MVP’s office. He isn’t there. He destroys the office by tipping over tables and knocking down picture frames. He leaves.

-Commercial

Dixie Carter and Spud are outside her house. She sees the tables in her lawn. She can’t believe it. She then gets a phone call on her cell phone. It is Bully Ray and he asks her if she likes his artwork. He then states that the call is coming from inside her house. Dixie hangs up the phone. She tells Spud to go in there with the camera and capture everything. Spud doesn’t want to but Dixie says she pays his paycheck. She pushes him to the door. He opens the door and enters the house.

Gail Kim walks out and gets in the ring. Gail grabs a mic and the crowd gives her a huge ovation. Kim states she is not out there for a makeover and she is not out there to put on an evening gown. She is out there to prove exactly what she is and that is the hardest working Knockout on the roster. She helped build the division. She calls out The Beautiful People as she is ready to fight! Sky and Love walks out on the stage as their music plays. Love has a mic in one hand and says jealousy is such an ugly color on her… as well as that red outfit she is wearing. They know she is a wrestler… and a good one at that, but she is not the champion. She won’t be the champion and shouldn’t be the champ. The Beautiful People is what everyone should aspire to be. She states that they accept her challenge. Love stands on the steel steps and Sky comes from behind and knocks Gail down. Love calls for Stifler to come out (the referee). He runs down and rings the bell.

Gail Kim vs. Velvet Sky

Sky gets Gail up and whips her in the corner and smashes her. She whips her in the opposing corner and smashes her. She takes Gail down on the mat and covers her but Gail kicks out. Sky grabs Gail and whips her by her hair. Gail hits the mat hard. Gail stands in the corner. Sky runs to her but Gail elbows her in the face and then hits a closeline and a dropkick. Gail whips Sky in the corner and then rams her body in the gut of Sky. She stands on the apron but Love tries to grab her leg. Gail kicks her away. Sky grabs Gail and rams her face first into the steel post. Love attacks Gail on the outside as Sky distracts the referee. She rolls Gail in. Sky grabs a paper bag and puts it on Gail’s head. She then kicks Gail’s back full force.

The referee takes the bag off and Sky applies a headlock. Gail stands and then drops down for a chin breaker. Gail goes to stand but Sky grabs her and hits a DDT. Sky covers but Gail kicks out. Sky crawls over to Love and she gives her a mirror. Sky checks her face in the mirror. She goes back over to Gail but Gail grabs Sky and hits Eat Defeat! She covers and wins. Winner: Gail Kim

Gail celebrates in the ring. As she does, Love enters the ring and hits Gail with the Knockouts Championship. Gail falls down and is motionless. Love grabs Sky and they taunt in the ring over Gail.

The Menagerie are backstage. They are walking. Knux tells Crazzy Steve that his match is next. He honks his horn and laughs.

-Commercial

A video plays showing the match between Kurt Angle and Ethan Carter III. He had to undergo surgery on Friday to repair his ACL.

A video plays showing Ethan Carter III last week after his match. Ethan states that he took Kurt out and injured him once again. Ethan states that if this is Kurt’s last match then at least he went out under Ethan. Ethan is defeating veteran after veteran. Out with the old and in with the new.

Kazarian comes out to his music and he dances his way to the ring. As he gets in the ring, music place and here comes The Menagerie. People on stilts stand on the stage and Rebel comes out and preforms some tricks. Crazzy Steve comes out and honks his horn. The Freak comes out next and then Knux. Knux grabs Rebel and they walk down the ramp together and the stilt people follow him.

Kazarian vs. Crazzy Steve

Steve walks around the ring with his balloons. He wants to hand it to the referee but he doesn’t take it. He hands it to Kazarian. Kazarian says, “Thank you.” He slaps Steve in the face and then tosses the balloons out. He then tosses Steve out of the ring. Kazarian grabs him and rolls him back in. Kazarian talks trash to Knux and then Freak. Steve stands on the apron and starts fooling around. Kazarian whips him over but Steve lands on his feet. Kazarian runs to him but Steve tosses Kazarian over the ropes. Steve grabs the balloons from Freak and then sets it on the mat. He goes to the top rope and does a huge splash on the balloons. He pops them all. Rebel, Knux, and Freak stand on the apron while Steve goes crazy in the ring. He then pulls the referee’s pants down and he calls for the bell. Winner: Kazarian

The Menagerie celebrate their loss in the ring.

Austin Aries is outside of the Impact Zone. Guards surround him. MVP comes out and Aries asks him what is going on and if this how they treat the talent. Aries punches a guard in the gut but the others hold Aries and pull him back. MVP steps forward and punches Aries in the gut. As they take him away, Eric Young runs to MVP and attacks him. Here’s the brawl!

-Commercial

MVP and Eric Young are brawling backstage. It is a back and forth battle but MVP grabs EY and slams him against equipment and goes after his arm. He takes off his tie and chokes EY with it over his shoulder. He takes EY through the curtain of the side of the stage. He drops EY on the guard rail. He continues to attack him with punches but EY comes back with punches of his own. He takes MVP up to the stage and continues to fight but MVP fights back with punches and knees to the gut. He whips EY down the ramp. EY rolls all the way down. MVP walks to him but EY punches him in the chest and face. EY continues the attack as he slams MVP’s face against the apron. MVP takes Eric’s leg out underneath him and EY falls on his sore arm. MVP puts EY on the apron and rams his arm against the side of the ring.

MVP rolls in the ring. EY stands in the apron. MVP tells him to fight. MVP walks up to EY but EY kicks him in the gut and punches him in the face but MVP whips him in the corner. EY punches back. EY takes MVP down and punches him in the face while on top of him but MVP turns him over and punches him. Just then, guards and referees come out and pull each other apart. EY squeezes through them and fights MVP. The guards pull him off again. They both squeeze between the guards and fight. Guards separate them. MVP tells the referees and guards to get out of the ring. The ones holding MVP do and MVP goes and kicks EY via low blow. The officials leave who are holding EY. MVP attacks his arm again and grabs a mic and states EY will get his World Championship defense tonight. MVP walks away.

Rockstar Spud is walking through Dixie’s house. He sees a table with Dixie’s name spray painted on. Spud hears Bully Ray coming. Spud hides behind a couch. He tells the camera man to distract Ray. Ray sees the camera man and asks him what he is doing there. The camera man says, “Dixie sent us.” Ray questions the word “us” and then goes over to the couch and grabs Spud from behind. He picks him up over the couch and has him by the throat of the suit. He tells the camera man not to go anywhere.

Mr. Anderson comes out on the stage as his music plays. Anderson introduces himself with the mic that falls from the rafters. Ken makes his way to the ring. James Storm’s music plays and he makes his way down the ramp.

-Commercial

Mr. Anderson vs. James Storm

Both attack each other back and forth but Anderson gets the upper hand as he tosses Storm outside of the ring. Ken follows him and smashes James’ face in the apron and steel steps. He then takes him to the steel guard rail and then rolls him in the ring. Ken stands on the apron and James fights back with shoulder blocks and then slams him in the steel post. James leaves the ring and attacks Ken. He smashes Ken’s arm on the steel steps. Ken rolls himself in the ring. James walks up to him but Ken fights back with multiple punches but Storm locks in a headlock. Ken whips him in the ropes but Storm knocks him down and attacks the arm. Ken stands and goes after Storm with several closelines. He lifts Storm up but Storm slides out but Ken hits a neck breaker on Storm. Both stand. Ken takes Storm to the corner and lifts him on his shoulder. He does a rolling senton. Ken waits as Storm stands. Storm stands and backs up and grabs the referee. Storm takes the legs out form under Ken and then goes for the cover as he put his feet on the ropes but the referee sees it.

Both stand and James goes to attack Ken but Ken fights back. Storm bounces off the ropes and hits a DDT. He covers but Ken kicks out. Storm goes for several more pitfalls but Ken keeps kicking out. Storm rolls out of the ring and grabs a beer bottle that is under the ring. He drinks some of the beer and then gets in the ring. He drinks some more and waits. Ken stands and turns. Storm goes to hit him with the bottle but Ken grabs him for a Mic Check. Storm drops the bottle and the referee grabs it and drops it outside but Storm sprays beer in Ken’s eyes and hits him with the Last Call Superkick. He covers and wins. Winner: James Storm

Samuel Shaw is locked in solitary confinement. He has a straight jacket on. A person enters the screen only showing their feet and legs as they tell Shaw he has a visitor. Shaw is sitting there questioning whether it is Christy.

-Commercial

A video package plays showcasing Sanada and his determination in this business. It shows him training and watching videos and taking notes. He says he has to represent his home country. He says the world is watching him. He will prove to everyone that he is a true champion.

DJ Z comes out and gets in the ring. Tigre Uno comes out next and makes his way to the ring. Sanada comes out next as he holds the X Division belt.

DJ Z vs. Tigre Uno vs. Sanada (c) for the X Division Championship

All three move around the ring. DJ talks to them and then attacks both of them with knees to the gut. He goes in the ropes but Tigre and Sanada lift DJ up and drop him down. They separate his legs and DJ rolls out in pain. Sanada goes to jump to the outside on DJ but Uno rolls him up but Sanada kicks out. Both fight back and forth. Sanada whips Uno in the corner but Uno fights back. He goes for a hurricanrona but Sanada does a moonsault on Uno. Uno rolls out of the ring to get a break while DJ gets in the ring. Sanada does a roll-up on DJ but then rolls him around the ring to get him dizzy. He does a cover but DJ kicks out. Both stand and they go in the corner but DJ smashes Sanada’s face in the turnbuckle and then knocks Uno off of the apron. DJ chokes Sanada on the middle rope. He covers but Sanada kicks out.

DJ gets Sanada up and blows his back several times. He takes him to the apron and whips him in the opposing corner and smashes him. DJ does it again and Sanada falls because of the hard whip. DJ covers but Sanada kicks out. Uno gets on the apron but DJ whips him into the corner and Uno falls down. DJ goes back to Sanada but Sanada fight back with multiple punches. He then does a huge chop to the chest. He does several more chops. Sanada elbows DJ in the back and then does another chop to the chest. DJ crawls over to the corner. DJ now does chops to Sanada and they are going back and forth till Uno gets on the corner and does a double dropkick. Both fall to the outside. Uno does a springboard flip on both. He brings DJ in the ring. Uno goes to the corner and to the top rope. DJ gets up and pushes Uno off of the apron. Sanada does a springboard elbow show on DJ. He hits the Tiger Suplex with a bridge and gets the win. Winner and Still X Division Champion: Sanada

Dixie Carter is waiting outside. Her phone rings and she picks up asking Spud if he is in the house. Bully Ray says Spud is tired and had to sit down. He then says it is sad that Dixie is all alone. Dixie pulls the phone away from her ear and looks around.

-Commercial

Samuel Shaw is shown in his solitary confinement room. The person let’s the visitor in the room. The person walks away. Shaw is standing there staring whatever is in front of him. We someone walk up to Shaw and kneel down and it is Gunner. Gunner tells Shaw that he thinks he needs someone to talk to.

A video package shows the history between Kurt Angle and Ethan Carter III. It shows their match last week. It was revealed that Kurt needed ACL surgery. After the video, Mike Tenay and Taz state that Kurt will be out of action for quite awhile and they hope he will return to action when he is healed.

Dixie Carter is shown walking around in her house. She is on the phone asking for Bully. Dixie grabs a little fork used for the fireplace. She walks around the house as Ray hangs up on her. Dixie sees Rockstar Spud on the floor. She runs up to him and tries to help him. She asks him where Ray is. Ray closes the door of the room as he is behind it. Dixie starts to freak out. Ray asks Dixie if he is really afraid of her. Dixie states that he isn’t afraid of her. Dixie wants him to leave and wants him to stop all of this. Ray tells Dixie to say, “Dixie Carter feels Bully Ray.” If Dixie says that then Ray will leave. Dixie Carter states, “Dixie Carter feels”… and just then Ethan Carter III comes from behind and attacks Ray. Ray falls down on the floor. Dixie states, “Dixie Carter feels no one… no one!” Ethan and Dixie look at each other.

We see MVP getting ready backstage. We then see Eric Young getting ready. Their match is next.

-Commercial

A video package showcases the confrontation between MVP and Bobby Roode. They were face to face last week yelling their thoughts to each other. MVP announced this week that he has suspended Bobby Roode.

Eric Young’s music plays and he comes out and gets in ring with the TNA World Championship. MVP walks out next as his music plays. He goes to the end of the ramp and looks around as EY is not in the ring. Eric runs from around the ring and attacks MVP. EY chokes MVP with his shirt. EY gets MVP up but MVP whips EY in the steel steps arm first. MVP puts EY’s shoulder and arm in between the steep steps and the ring post. He kicks the steel steps. MVP continues to go after EY. He puts him on the guard rail and yanks his arm back. He then kicks it. EY falls down.

-Commercial

MVP vs. Eric Young (c) for the TNA World Championship

MVP has EY the ring and stomps on his arm. MVP grabs EY by the face but EY punches back and runs in the ropes but MVP hits him with a knee to the gut. MVP punches him in the face and then covers but EY kicks out. MVP rams EY arm first into the corner. EY falls. MVP takes EY to another corner. He does a snapmare and then does an arm and head lock. EY tries to get back into it. He gets to his feet and punches MVP in the face multiple times. MVP hits EY and he falls. EY goes to the corner and MVP stomps on him. MVP whips EY in the corner. MVP runs to him but EY moves out of the way. MVP turns and EY punches him multiple times and then hits him with a closeline. EY tosses MVP in the ropes and EY does a flying forearm show. EY goes to the corner and climbs. As he does, Kenny King runs down and knocks EY off of the corner. EY falls in the ring and the bell sounds. Winner and Still World Champion: Eric Young

Kenny gets in the ring and attacks EY. King lifts him up and spins him around to plant him down on the mat. MVP grabs a mic and tells the referee to ring the bell and restart the match. The referee won’t. King punches the referee in the face. MVP questions what he is doing but shrugs it off. King grabs EY from behind and MVP nails him in the face. He then nails him in the gut. Music plays and here comes Bobby Lashley! Bobby stands and King and MVP back up. EY stands and Bobby runs to him and spears him down! King and MVP meet up with Lashley. King brings in two steel chairs from the outside. He sets them up in front of each other. Bobby lifts EY up and powerslams him on the two chairs. EY shakes in pain. MVP says there is one thing missing. King grabs the World Championship and hands it to MVP. MVP lifts it up over his head as Bobby and King raise their arms. MVP puts the championship under EY’s head. MVP’s music plays and they all taunt together as the show fades.

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  • CJ Blaze

    Howdy!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    How is everyone doing tonight? Honestly… I have little hope for this show, but maybe they can surprise me.

    • CJ Blaze

      I’m doing good. The only thing I’m looking forward to off the bat is the X Division title match

      • Jesse Sherwood

        There’s an X Division Title match tonight? Maybe there is something good coming tonight.

        • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

          No, I think that is a non title match. Don’t quote me though. Either way, I have to be on top of my game when writing it!

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Either way, TNA can’t mess up the X Division match too bad. Storm still has the Tag Team FoF case, correct?

          • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

            Apparently not.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Kind of like the TNA TV Title… BAKA!!!

          • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

            Yeah, I wrote about it couple weeks ago. Sad… just sad!

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Just shows how much they care about the product right now. And people wonder why a 12 year faithful fan is giving up.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Doing a bit more research, Gunner is still listed as the holder of the case.

        • CJ Blaze

          Sanada vs Tigre Uno vs DJZ is what TNA’s site said

    • David Jr.

      I’m doing well. I can’t say I have little hope but I’m one of the few people who was watching WCW Thunder until the end.

  • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

    Hey y’all! How are we doing tonight? Thursdays seem to come so quick!

    • CJ Blaze

      Doing good! You? I agree, but I’m ready for Friday and the weekend

      • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

        I’m fine! While work is always waiting for me on the weekend, I usually have some time during so to unwind. Haha

  • Jesse Sherwood

    So… What are your hopes for tonight?

  • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

    I posted this on my FB page but want to post it here as well – Here’s a question for everyone before the show starts! In TNA’s history, who has been your favorite running Impact? – MVP, Dixie Carter, Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff, Mick Foley, Sting, Larry Zbyszko, Jim Cornette, or Jeff Jarrett?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I’m going to catch Niflheim from KB for this, but Cornette. He was the most fair GM they have ever had.

    • David Jr.

      can I say none of the above? There are only two on-air authority I’ve ever liked, Vince McMahon and Jack Tunney.

  • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

    I’m here, but not for long. Going to bed after a long day!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      *hugs* Take it easy sis!

      • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

        If David Jr. comes through, could you see if he has modding powers? I tried to get him set up to keep an eye open tomorrow night for SD, but not sure anything was worked out.

        • CJ Blaze

          I think he does

        • Jesse Sherwood

          I’ll talk to RG about it. I should be here tomorrow too.

          • David Jr.

            I think he did it already.

        • David Jr.

          If someone doesn’t listen Can I give them a Time-Out?

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Yep!

          • David Jr.

            It doesn’t really work for little kids, so would it really work here?

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Well, maybe. We can try it.

    • CJ Blaze

      Hello and goodnight!

    • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

      Hi. Bye! Haha

  • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

    What is tonight’s Snack of the Night? I have my infamous Mountain Dew. Got some Twizzlers and maybe thinking of ice cream later. Sugar is running wild tonight, BROTHER!

    • CJ Blaze

      I’m going to go get a popsicle haha

      • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

        What flavor? Haha

        • CJ Blaze

          Probably blue, which is raspberry or something like that lol

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Blue Raspberry Vodka, chips, and some chocolate.

      • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

        Watch that Jess. My couch is closed for another 48 hours!

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Lol, I am. I have the kids, so I’m just having a pair to keep me from being REALLY nasty on TNA tonight.

    • David Jr.

      I’m eating Strawberries and Cantalope.

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      And I have freeze dried apples and water. No clue why, it’s just what’s at hand.

  • CJ Blaze

    I’m watching EC3′s responses on Twitter as he’s taking questions tonight. I asked him for an interview haha.

  • CJ Blaze

    EC3 asked me how many hits TNANews.com gets!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Awesome!

      • CJ Blaze

        And said maybe, woot woot!

    • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

      We are about to start the countdown to one million page views since its inception! Oh yeah!!

      • CJ Blaze

        I told him 900,000 after seeing your Tweet from earlier. Hopefully it happens :)

        • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

          He said “Sure”!

          • Jesse Sherwood

            WOOO!

          • CJ Blaze

            holy mother of uhrethdufhg

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Freya smiles upon you brother!

          • CJ Blaze

            I will admit I marked out a little bit. My goal for the night was to ask him that and hoped he would reply

          • Jesse Sherwood

            I like EC3. He has a ton of talent. I just wish he had a gimmick other than being Dixie’s nephew.

  • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

    My whole week revolves around the Snack of the Night segment! Now that the segment is over… bye! Haha

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Later man!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Ugh… The recap of last week is already making me ill.

  • gurl bye

    ugh
    not another week of this

    • Jesse Sherwood

      My sentiments exactly. MVP’s turn makes no logical sense.

      • David Jr.

        There “Daniel Bryan” needed a “Triple H” the only thing I can think of.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Then bring back DIXIE!!! Niflheim, they had a perfectly good heel authority figure!

          • David Jr.

            I don’t like it, but you can’t do Eric Young vs. Dixie Carter in a match. What if Niflheim?

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Niflheim is the equivalent of Hell in Norse mythology. I have a… complex belief system that I probably shouldn’t get into on here. Thus why I refer to Overlords or Freya instead of the big G.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    MVP referencing Sterling? Blegh.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Bully Ray: The only good thing left in TNA.

    • David Jr.

      What about Rockstar Spud’s wardrobe?

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Well… Yeah, I can’t deny that. Spud will always be a big thing for me.

    • gurl bye

      yaaaas

  • gurl bye

    willow is just no.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      He needs his autotune.

  • gurl bye

    im honestly thinking of just skipping impact this week

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I wouldn’t blame you. I’m here because I need to be, but I am not emotionally invested in the product anymore. I’ve been watching since day 1 too.

      • gurl bye

        i feel bad for you
        you couldn’t pay me any money to watch this crap every week

        • Jesse Sherwood

          TNA has always been a second home for me, ever since it started. I missed Memphis Wrestling that bad. So when Jerry and Jeff started up TNA, I wanted to support it to keep the memories I had alive.

    • David Jr.

      I love great wrestling, but I enjoy the bad just as much.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Pincer attack on Willow.

  • David Jr.

    If Matt Hardy was in TNA right now, would he be known as Jaden now?

    • CJ Blaze

      Haha nice

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Or Coldblood!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Awful rollup.

  • gurl bye

    can i skip to bully ray

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Why can’t they say crowbar?

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Wow… that coffee table wasn’t even worth a darn. A plastic foldable prop. UGH!

    • David Jr.

      TNA trying to save money as much as possible, is the new slogan.

  • gurl bye

    move that dope is satisfying me much more than TNA
    then again
    anything is better than them

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Spud = Pinnacle of Fashion

  • Jesse Sherwood

    So… What does everyone think about the “Indefinite Suspension” of Bobby Roode? To me, it just sounds like TNA needed an excuse to write him off of TV to save money.

    • David Jr.

      Didn’t they just sign him to a new deal?

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Last year. He has a year left, if I remember right.

        • David Jr.

          Do you think he stays in TNA, goes to Double J’s or call Vince?

          • Jesse Sherwood

            If anything, he’ll end up in GFW. WWE had little interest in him, last I heard. Which is a shame, as I always thought he could be the next HHH.

          • David Jr.

            He’s 37 years old, I guess that’s probably why. Not saying it’s a good reason, just guessing it is the reason. Did you know that he teamed with Eric Young once on an Episode of Velocity in August of 2003 to face the FBI?

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Yep! And he faced Sean O’Haire in a singles match.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Alright! KOs! And Gail is smiling! She is so pretty when she smiles!

  • gurl bye

    i barely care about wrestling as it is anymore
    TNA isn’t worth wasting my time on anymore
    sooooo
    gurl bye

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Later!

  • David Jr.

    So when Dixie Carter gets to 2010 Raw on the WWE Network, will we see Angelina Love and Velvet Sky carrying around a half of the Knockout’s Title each?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Probably. BAKA!

      • David Jr.

        Is it just you and me now?

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Corner-Face blasting Gail with the title is so predictable, it hurts.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    And another reason TNA is ticking me off! The Menagerie is easily the worst idea for a stable I can think of! Kizarny+Wyatts=BAD IDEA. And to make it worse, they gave us such great vignettes to endear us to Knux before it! He could have been a decent solo babyface!

    • David Jr.

      Throw in a little of the Oddities.

  • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

    Who wants to go to the circus?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      BAKA!

    • David Jr.

      I’d rather watch Dumbo’s Circus, a show on in the 80′s on the Disney Channel.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Rebel is the best part of this faction.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Are we sure we aren’t seeing one of Jeff’s bad LSD trips?

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Anyone else ready for Kaz’s last TNA appearance?

    • David Jr.

      After seeing this, I think Kaz is.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    I just realized… The bell hasn’t rang yet.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Looking back I was wrong. But why have the music and lights the whole time?

  • CJ Blaze

    EC3 said the thing on his chest is a wound from a vicious chop haha

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Why in the Niflheim… You know what? I give up.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    AA! About time we get the Greatest Man That Ever Lived!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    And EY gets MVP, and then we go to break? BAKA!

  • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

    While The Menagerie is getting some serious clicks on TNANews.com, that was probably the worst match/segment I have ever seen in TNA history.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      AMEN!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Of course MVP gets a cheap shot in and looks dominant over EY before granting a title match… #Russo101

    • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

      Is that a bad thing? It makes sense to me.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        It’s the fact it is the same way EVERY Heel authority figure does it. You can see this a mile away. I’m betting by the end of the night, MVP has a stable or “Cabinet”.

        • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

          Almost everything on shows have been done before.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            True, but you can argue that not all shows repeat their material verbatim every 6 months. Sadly, TNA’s storylines suffer from Groundhog Day issues. We literally see the same thing every 6-12 months. And as I said before, I loved TNA. But they are shooting themselves in the head here.

          • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

            I, by no means, want the same thing to happen but just because MVP’s tactics make sense doesn’t mean it is horrible. It worked with the story.

        • David Jr.

          Well you said it so now it will happen.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Wait…This house looks familiar…

    • David Jr.

      Who’s house is it?

      • Jesse Sherwood

        “AJ’s” and “Sam Shaw’s Mom’s”

        • David Jr.

          What TNA pays, they probably live in the same house.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            They filmed different fronts, but you can tell from the rooms. Different furniture, same style.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Anderson! And he got his drop down mic!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    FROM GREEN BAAAYYY WISSSCOOONNNSSSSIIINNNN!!!

  • David Jr.

    Everybody’s talking about Joker’s Wild 2? But Jack Berry and Bill Cullen are no longer with us.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    YAY! Sam Shaw! Been missing him!

    • http://miscellaneousmumble.blogspot.com/ Alex Barie

      Me too!!

      • Jesse Sherwood

        We talk about innovation in the business, and this is what I think of. The fact he has been off of TV so long is something I don’t like either, but it makes some sense. But his gimmick is quite refreshing.

  • CJ Blaze

    Title match next!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Sanada is an amazing talent. He has the tools to be an incredible star.

  • David Jr.

    I don’t know who’s theme I hate more DJZ or Cesaro.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      DJZ’s. I hate the airhorn.

  • David Jr.

    Who wants to see Eric Young vs. DJZ for the TNA Title? anyone? anyone? Bueller? crickets

    • Jesse Sherwood

      *Walks out*

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Dixie scared = Ratings

  • BlazeKing

    Crazy Steve is getting a New Jack style match with the theme still playing!!!
    (Yeah, I’m late watching the DVR!)

    • Jesse Sherwood

      It was a bit odd… And the calipee style music is pretty rough to listen to for that long.

      • BlazeKing

        I was thinking the exact same thing.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Gunner? That just went in an odd direction…

    • David Jr.

      Knowing TNA, he’s going to end up as Gunner Shaw.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    EC3… Trouble, Trouble, Trouble!

    • CJ Blaze

      That trouble maker better email me haha

    • David Jr.

      How did he get from Orlando to Nashville go quickly?

      • Jesse Sherwood

        He was in Nashville the whole time!

        • David Jr.

          Oh ok.

  • David Jr.

    So Jesse, you predicted a “cabinet” for MVP by the end of the match, who’s in his cabinet?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Hmm… I have to go with Kenny King at the very least. Their feud was sudden and dropped very quickly, so it would make sense. As for anyone else, maybe Joe or Roode? Joe has been away for almost 2 months, and Roode’s suspension could be a smokescreen. Another missing name is Lashley. He hasn’t been on TV almost as long as Joe. Finally, we could always go Abyss. He seems to have no direction, so this could at least keep him on TV.

      • David Jr.

        You got King and Lashley right.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Lashley was a guess, but King was just too easy. But this…. I can’t believe TNA is doing it again. How many times do we need to see a heel stable?

  • Jesse Sherwood

    So far, a pretty good match!

  • CJ Blaze

    And then there’s Kenny King

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I hate to say I called it, but…

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Kenny
    Is
    Not
    Good!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    And now Lashley! What is this, TNA’s NoD?

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Yet again, we see EY beat down. We go from a paper champion to one who is laid out each week. BAKA!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Guys, I’m out. it was nice talking to you, and I’ll see you tomorrow night.

  • Scott Davies

    So we have an all black evolution?