Joe Blanchard Dead At 84

A Buffy reference in a reswtling column? It’s like you wrote this as a love note to me. I can’t agree more about the abundance of “ZOMG! IT’S THAT GUY/GAL OOOOPS I LOST!” match finishers. Having 3 in one night makes me think the writers pull endings out of a bag… “Wow, we pulled ‘distracted by nemesis’ three times guys, gotta shake that bag up more next week.” Not to mention that is seems the only finisher they can come up with in an “Any Diva vs Nat and/or Beth” match is a SURPRISE! small package! Please, please, please at least pretend you care, Creative? Was I the only one waiting for Max Headroom to jump out of my screen during the WWE Network promo? Anyone? Sigh. Please, for the love of all that’s sacred and holy in reswtling, make sure Sheik-y baby is in that Legends House. My boyfriend and I created almost the exact same conversation between Punk & Evan. Get out of my brain, Brandon. It’s a scary, nerdy place in there. Not one of Punk’s best mic moments, but the Hercules belt swing made up for it. I was surprised they actually went for the “best in all your future endeavors, JoMo” moment for John, but it was exactly what that segment needed, besides a five-second pose for those with the benefit of flash photography.I am, at this moment, sending you a KEVIN NASH MAEKS THE POOPIES >=( macro via Twitter. It will never not be funny to me as well.