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Monday Night Raw (9/28/15) - Reigns and Wyatt Bring The House Down

WWE Raw Results (9/28/15)
Monday, September 28th, 2015
From the First Niagara Center in Buffalo, New York
Report by Zack Krasney of WrestlingNewsWorld.com

Hello one and all! It's time for the one thing that makes Mondays redeemable, Raw! Be sure to join in the comments section below to talk goings on throughout the night! Question of the Week: Who should Cena feud with next for the United States Championship?

Monday Night Raw Results

John Cena kicks things off! The US Open Challenge is back!

Cena- Seems like some of you guys are a little salty tonight! Have no fear, the champ IS HEREEEEEE!! And this championship is a symbol of excellence, opportunity, and it will be defended here tonight....right now. Because as I look around I can tell Buffalo is the place to be, some may disagree but check the hardware John Cena is the man to beat! The John Cena open challenge starts right now! If you want some come get some.

*Trombone starts playing* Ohhhhhh John Cena! Don't you dare be sour!! New Day comes out.

Woods- Your Tag Team Champions are HEREEEEE!!!

Big E- And the New Day is here to make WWE great again! And this Saturday live from MSG only on the WWE Network we will finally be rid of the those nasty, disgusting, vile Dudley Boyz, but tonight Johnny Boy we are here to answer your open challenge. And also give you a new slogan.

All- Hustle. Loyalty. Booty.

Kofi- Do you understand what's on the verge of happening right now? New Day as your Tag Team Champs AND US champs at the same damn time? You might as well start calling us team Scrooge McDuck because we're gonna be swimming in gold.

All- New US Chaaaamps.

John- Great remix. Choose one. Let's fight. There is a time for entertainment, there is a time for seriousness. If you don't take me serious, I'll beat all your asses.

New Day plays rock, paper, scissors to decide and Xavier Woods wins.

Xavier Woods vs. John Cena for the United States Championship

Cena hits a clothesline right as the bell rings. Woods rolls out of the ring and yells he wasn't ready. All 3 members of New Day surround the ring. Cena takes down Big E then Woods, Kofi backs down. Kofi grabs the foot of Cena and the ref ejects Big E and Kofi as we head to break.

As we return Cena is hitting his spinning slam on Woods and throws out the You Can't See Me. 5 Knuckle Shuffle connects. Cena puts Woods up for the AA. Woods slides out and hits a spinning jab and a spinning kick to the kid. Woods goes to the top rope but Cena stops him and puts Woods up for the AA up top but Woods slides out. Cena goes for a crossbody from the top rope, but misses! Woods from the second rope hits a leaping DDT! Woods gets cocky and starts to dance, he goes for a flipping move at Cena but gets caught and powerbombed down! Woods slides free and hits some good blasts to the face of Cena and hits a reverse suplex on Cena! 2 count! Woods tries a big splash but gets caught by Cena and gets planted. 2 count by Cena. Cena for the AA but Woods reverses grabs the arm of Cena and sticks his foot in the face then slams down attacking Cena. Woods starts getting frustrated and goes to the top rope, tries for a move but Cena moves and Woods lands high and dry. Cena grabs the leg and locks in the STF! Big E and Kofi run in and cause the DQ!

Winner by DQ: John Cena

John Cena and the Dudley Boyz vs. The New Day

The Dudley Boyz run out to make the save as we head to break.

We return and we have a 6 man tag match. The Dudleyz are stomping away at Kofi. Bubba Ray tags in and hits the elbow on Kofi. D-Von tags in and they hit a team elbow drop. 2 count. Cena asks for the tag and gets it, he hits the 5 knuckle shuffle. Tag to Big E. Big E starts showing why he's the real sexual chocolate! They lock up and Big E gets the headlock on Cena. Shoulder tackle by Big E. New Day does their tagging and stomp shuffle. New Day just dominates Cena, Big E tags in and hits a huge splash on Cena with a 2 count pin. Big E goes for a second splash but Cena rolls out of the way. Hot tag made to D-Von and Kofi tags in for his team. D-Von makes quick work of Kofi hitting a big shoulder tackle then stopping Woods who runs in. Neckbreaker by D-Von from the top rope. Kofi goes for a springboard ax handle off a distraction of Big E taking out Cena on the outside. D-Von sees it and stops it. He tags Bubba who hits a Bubbabomb! Wassuuuup! They hit the headbutt from the top rope. Woods from the outside grabs the foot of Bubba and pulls him down. D-Von turns around and eats Trouble in Paradise from Kofi Kingston. Bubba can't run in to stop it because Woods has his foot. Kofi gets the pin for the win.

Winners: New Day

Backstage Segment

Triple H and Steph are backstage with a woman we find out is an HR rep for WWE. Triple H doesn't think this is the way to handle things. Kane walks in...

Kane- Hi! Have we met?

Steph- Kane this is Ashley from our HR department.

Kane- I'm Kane, Director of Operations.

Triple H- Can I just--

Steph- As you know Kane, it's the job of any organization to make sure they provide a healthy work environment. Ashley is here because someone has filed an anonymous complaint.

Kane- Against who?

Steph- Against you Kane.

Kane- Me?

Steph- They said that you were causing an unsafe work environment. As you know we take the health and well being of our employees very serious.

Seth Rollins walks in- This is an outrage! Kane I can't believe someone would do this to you. An anonymous email against you. Who wouldn't say something face to face like a man!

Steph- Regardless, Ashley will be observing you tonight, I encourage you to take this very seriously. Her findings could determine your job as Director of Operations.

Seth- This sounds like a lot of pressure, I hope you can handle it Kane.

Kane- *With intimidation* Don't worry Seth, I can handle the pressure. Remember I'm the one *switches to perky Kane* who has extensive training in conflict resolution! Let's go Ashley, have you met the Bellas yet? They're lovely!

Seth- You see what I'm talking about. I'm gonna keep an eye on him.

Backstage

Ambrose is back in the locker rooms with Roman Reigns.

Dean- Look I'm not saying DON'T do this tonight. I'm just saying it might not be the greatest idea. I get it you want to cut the head off the snake. I'm just saying going out alone might not be the best idea. I know, I remember how it all started, Bray cost you that Money in the Bank contract and a chance at the WWE Championship. But I know those Wyatts has something up their sleeve for tonight. Some crazy plan or--

Reigns- I don't care what they're planning, Bray Wyatt started this I'm finishing it 1 on 1 tonight.

Dean- I know that look, that's THE look, cool. But if those swamp freaks come out and try anything I'm gonna come flying down to that ring like a bat outta heel and swinging for the fences. You finish this thing with Bray and I'll keep the family at bay.

Reigns- Cool, and if you need any help I'm sure Randy Orton would give you a hand.

Ambrose-...I'M SURE HE WOULD LOVE TO! But after what happened at Night of Champions with Chris Jericho I don't know I don't want any---*Orton walks up*

Orton- No please Dean continue.

Ambrose- I was gonna say I don't want any outsiders coming in to try and save the day!

Orton- So I'm an outsider now? That's funny because I wasn't an outsider a few weeks ago when you needed my help.

Reigns- Look, be smart. Both of you guys. You can't finish this thing by yourselves.

Orton- And you can?

Reigns- Believe that.

Orton- I'll believe it when I see it. Until then you've got tonight to handle your business with the Wyatts, after that it's open season.

Mark Henry vs. The Big Show

These two guys just start hammering away at each other. Clubbing blows back and forth. Big Show hits a huge spear and takes control. Big Show slams the 400 pounder with ease. Show talks trash and then slams him again. Big Show kicks Mark as he's trying to get to his feet. Show lines up the KO punch and and connects for the win.

Winner: The Big Show

MizTV

Miz- Welcome to the most must see WWE talkshow in history. Welcome to MizTV. The WWE Universe can't get enough of the Divas Revolution but it seems like the Divas have had enough of each other. *Video of Paige's pipebomb* The crumbling of PCB, this is the type of drama you can see tomorrow on Total Divas, but that's tomorrow and this is tonight and I have the C and B of PCB, Becky Lynch and Charlotte! Ladies thank you for agreeing to be on the show, especially since last time you were on this show you almost got decimated by Team Bella.

Becky- Funny the way we remember it, you almost got that stupid vale slapped off your head for being a stupid, chauvinistic, sexist, jackass.

Miz- It's an infinity scarf. Everyone wants to know more about this potential cat fight between you two and Paige. I mean first one direction, now PCB!

Charlotte- The P in PCB said some things that need to be addressed. So Paige, you're either going to A) come down here and talk to me face to face like woman, and I hope you choose A. Or B) You're going to come down here and we're gonna throw down!

Miz- Woah woah woah woaah woah how dare you. You do night invite guests on my show--*Becky grabs his mic and throws it*

Charlotte- Good throw becks, as I was saying, Paige--

Team Bella interrupts and makes their way down.

Becky- Oh look who decided to show up. Come on in ladies join the party.

Nikki- Um first of all Becky, we don't party with losers. Second of all we wanted to tell you something, we wanted to say thank you. Because while your team is acting like a bunch of high school girls, Team Bella is more united and strong than ever. Oh my goodness, I'm actually starting to feel so bad for you. By the time we have our rematch you're going to be this big hot mess and me, I'm going to be the new Divas Champion.

Charlotte- Nikki Nikki, this isn't even about you. But since you like to make things about you, why don't you get in here and I'll make you tap out again like I did at Night of Champions.

Nikki- You know what Charlotte, as long as you hold that championship it is about me. It's ALL about me. Like Paige said, all reigns come to an end even mine after I became the longest reigning champion of ALL time. You know what? Actually there are a lot of things Paige said last week that I agree with. One thing she said that was wrong was that she started this Divas Revolution, there was one woman one beautiful amazingly talented Diva that did and that was ME.

Charlotte- You see that's where you're both wrong, Nikki. This isn't about you, it isn't about Paige starting it, it isn't about Becky starting it, it isn't about ME starting it. It's about all these people here who believe in it. It's about all the people at home watching on TV believing in us. It's about us believing in each other! That's what the Divas Revolution is really about!

Alicia Fox- Let me make you aware of your current situation here, 3 is greater than 2.

Becky- Oh well done Foxy! You can count! Tomorrow we'll move on to reading! After we get you a proper lass kicking.

Nikki- Ok ladies, have it your way.

Paige- HEY HEY HEY HEY! Did I hear you right Nikki, you really think you started the Divas Revolution? First of all, Charlotte and Becky wouldn't be on TV if it wasn't for me. I put NXT on the map by becoming the first NXT womans champion if it wasn't for me. Charlotte wouldn't be champion and people STILL wouldn't know Becky's name.

Nikki- Girls I can't even, you want to call me petty? You two are just going to sit here and not say ANYTHING? When you have friends like THESE why do you need enemies?

Paige- Yeah and if you have two boyfriends like yours who really needs ambition?

All the divas start brawling and Team PCB clears the ring.

Team PCB vs. Team Bella

Paige is kneeing Foxy in the face. Tag to Becky who hits a knee drop and tags in Charlotte who also hits a knee drop. Charlotte tries a neckbreaker but Fox reverses and tags Brie. Brie attacks the arm. Charlotte rolls up Brie. Tag to Becky and a double suplex and elbow drop. Fox grabs the hair of Becky while the ref is distracted. Nikki tags in and hits a suplex on Becky. 2 count. Nikki attacks Becky in the corner and tags Fox. Fox goes for the pin and gets 2 and then locks in the surfboard stretch. Brie tags in and hits a suplex and gets a 2 count. She puts Becky in the corner and kicks her in the gut repeatedly. Bulldog by Brie and a 2 count. Brie tags Nikki and they hit a double team attack. Nikki locks a vicious headlock in. Becky fights out but gets knocked back down and tries a suplex but Becky reverses and rolls her up for 2. Becky and Nikki hit a double clothesline. Becky makes the hot tag to Charlotte who chops away at Nikki. Neckbreaker and a big kick to the face of Nikki! Pinfall but Brie breaks it up. All 6 ladies get in the ring but it comes down to Paige, Charlotte and Nikki. Charlotte goes for the Figure 8 but gets kicked into Paige. Paige waves goodbye and goes to walk out but Natalya comes out and asks what she's doing. Paige keeps walking so Natty goes to the ring to show her support and gets on the apron only to have Paige pull her down and attack her. Becky runs up and asks what she's doing but Paige walks out. Charlotte is watching the outside and gets grabbed from behind and put in the Rack Attack for the win.

Winners: Team Bella

Backstage

Seth Rollins is backstage talking to Ashley, you can hear him saying he's out to get me when Kane walks up.

Seth- Kaaaane! What's up buddy!

Kane- What are you guys talking about?

Seth- You buddy! I was just telling Ashley how far we go back!

Kane- We took a magical ride together to the top of the WWE mountain. I was there! When you won your Money in the Bank Contract. When you won the WWE Championship. When you burned Suplex City to the ground. I was there for it! To be there for all of that...I don't know how to tell you how that makes me feel so I got you this *Hands him big present*

Seth- What's in the box Kane?! What's in the box?!

Kane- Oepn it *Seth does it's the head of his statue* It's your severed head! From your statue.

Seth- Where did you even get this?

Kane- You know what they say one mans trash is another mans treasure. I went to the landfill in Baltimore and dug it up. It took me all night, but it's amazing what one man can do in one night with a shovel and a flashlight.

Ashley- How considerate Kane!

Seth- Considerate? No Kane, I can't...it's too much I can't keep this. I gotta go!

Kane- Oh well, you know what they say Ashley, two heads are better than one!

Prime Time Players vs. The Wyatt Family (Harper and Stowman)

Harper starts things off against Darren Young. Harper puts him in the corner and knees away at the gut. Harper is on the attack. Darren fights back with a clothesline, but Harper is back on the attack. Darren Young reverses some offense but Harper is on him the whole time. Tag made to Stowman. He takes off his mask and attacks Young on the outside. Stowman throws Young into the barricade then throws him back in the ring between the ropes. In the ring he kicks Young in the chest. Tag made to Harper who stomps away at Young. Darren reverses a suplex and hits a dropkick. Titus makes the hot tag and shoulder tackles Harper. Then a clothesline. Harper hits a big kick to stop him, but Titus hits a boot of his own. Titus with a big splash but Stowman distracts him on the side. Titus hits a forearm to the face of Braun but it does nothing. Titus turns into a superkick from Harper. Darren tries to attack Stowman but ends up getting choked on the side. Titus runs over to help Darren but Braun fights him off and Titus gets blasted by the spinning clothesline by Harper. Harper tags Braun in and Titus gets put in that choke hold by Stowman for the win.

Winners: The Wyatts

Neville vs. Stardust

Stardust gets a submission on Neville, but Neville flipped out of it. Stardust slammed Neville down by his hair then hit a suspended suplex, but Neville fights out of it. Hurricarana by Neville. Stardust back on the attack puts Neville in the corner, but Neville fights out and flips away. Neville goes to the top but gets knocked into the tree of woe. Stardust attacks a helpless Neville. Neville ends up kicking the head of Stardust and breaking free. Neville kicks Stardust and puts him in place for the Red Arrow when Wade Barrett's music hits! Barrett makes his way down and Stardust shoves Neville into Barrett, Barrett connects with the Bull Hammer! Wade stands above Stardust, who begs for mercy but Barrett hits him with a Bull Hammer.

Barrett: All hail the return of the king.

Winner by DQ: Neville

In-Ring Segment

Kane is in the ring with Ashley.

Kane: Ashley thank you again for coming here tonight and doing your evaluation. Your decision might determine my future as Director of Operation. Are you ready to give your report?

Ashley: Yes......a--*Rollins music hits*

Seth- Hold on hold on wait just a minute don't read a thing from that one sided report! Kane is not the man he shows himself to be, he's not the man you think he is. There is something I need to show you, take a look at this. *Promo for Demon Kane* You see?! That is the real Kane! Not that imposter in a cheap suit, he has the soul of a demon from the depths of hell. Ashley, you can not keep him around. The carnage that will follow Ashley, carnage will be on your head! I know better than anyone what Kane is capable of. Last week he came up through the ring and tried to drag me to hell. Guess what? Guess what Kane? Guess what Ashley? People like me we don't go to hell. No no no no I'm going to Heaven. You don't believe me? Ask the Pope! Last week when the Pope was in town I had an audience with him, and he said Seth Rollins you're going to heaven. The Pope said so! I already feel like in Heaven walking around with this WWE World Championship on my shoulder. I'm on cloud 9 just sitting up in the clouds, just looking down at all the scum on this Earth.

Kane- Ashley, don't worry. Seth is a very passionate man and sometimes it gets the better of him. But it's all in good fun! See! *Video package of Seth mistreating Kane* Go ahead and read your report!

Ashley- After of a thorough and extensive investigation into the Director of Operations, I have come to the determination that Kane is sound of mind and is more than capable of fulfilling his duties. Kane is professional, kind, and thoughtful *Rollins yelling in the background "you gotta be kidding me* Far from being a menace, Kane is the perfect WWE employee.

Seth- Do you have any idea how to do your job?!

Ashley- If anyone needs to be evaluated it's clearly Seth Rollins. I'm sorry Seth is rude, cruel, petty, and paranoid. He is the single most unprofessional personal that I've met since I've been with the WWE.

Seth- No no no! No no no no no no! You listen to me, this is a travesty of justice you understand? I'm the WWE World Heavyweight Champion! This is your fault Kane! *Gets in the ring and starts poke/shoving Kane* Your out of your mind Kane!

Seth drops the title by accident Kane laughs and goes to pick it up and Seth puts him in the Pedigree. Seth goes and grabs a chair and attacks Kane with it. Seth attacks the ankle with the chair.

Seth- Oh did you get a little booboo Kane?! You're no demon! You look very human right now! Look at you, crying, squealing! Did you think you'd fool everyone? Pull the wool over everyone's eyes? You will never get near me again! You'll never get near my title. Your days of getting near THE MAN are over. *Doctors put Kane in a stretcher and take him to an ambulance which starts to drive away but then comes to a stretching halt.* Let this be a lesson to anyone who stands up to me! Kane got exactly what he deserved!

The Ambulance all of a sudden is glowing red from inside, the doors open smoke comes out and Demon Kane walks out. Demon Kane limps for a bit then stomps his foot and walks normally. Seth grabs his chair and yells no over and over. Seth attacks Kane in the injured leg but it does nothing. Rollins begs Kane for mercy but Kane starts attacking Rollins. Big Boot by Kane! Chokeslam! Kane tries for the Tombstone but Rollins wiggles free and books it away! Kane looks down and picks up the WWE Championship and holds it high.

Bray Wyatt is backstage in smoke.

Bray- Did you see, what they did earlier Roman? Braun and Harper make me so proud. Like a pack of wolves, they'd love nothing more than to come out tonight and tear you to piece. But tonight I have decided to grant your request, tonight I alone enter the battlefield. Tonight I alone will be the one to put you down because we are the Alpha and Omega Roman. It starts and ends with you and I. It has always been about YOU AND I! Be careful what wish for, only a fool thinks he can look into the dragon's eye and not get burned. RUN!

Bo Dallas is in the ring and we see that the Buffalo Bills are ringside.

Bo- Ladies and Gentlemen your Buffalo Bills! They are truly an inspiration aren't they! Well almost an inspiration, they're missing one important thing! A Superbowl trophy...I can help them. All you have to do...IS BOLIEVE!

Randy Orton vs. Bo Dallas

They lock up and make their way to the corner. Orton hammers Bo who rolls out. Bo attacks Randy when he comes after him. Orton kicks him in the gut and hits a few uppercuts. Orton throws Bo into the barricade where the Bills are. Orton drops Bo on the barricade and then rolls him back in. Orton hits the backbreaker on Dallas, then the spike DDT. Orton sets up for the RKO and connects for the win!

Winner: Randy Orton

Rusev vs. Kevin Owens

Rusev attacks early and takes control. Rusev throws Owens across the ring and Owens rolls out. Rusev follows and attacks. Rusev throws Owens at the steel steps but Owens stops. He kicks the gut of Rusev and throws Rusev into Ryback who is on commentary. Ryback and Rusev start fighting and Owens joins in. Rusev and Owens team up to attack Ryback. Dolph Ziggler comes out to make the save. The heels clear out.

In-Ring

Paul Heyman- Ladies and Gentlemen my name is Paul Heyman. I am truly the devils advocate because in the month of October anyone who steps in the ring with my beast will go to hell because my client is Brock Lesnar. This Saturday night hell will descend on MSG when the beast Brock Lesnar digs his claws into the bivet known as the Big Show. I know the Big Show better than anyone else. Big Show is like the math genius who gets a C+ because he's just so bored with the curriculum. I'm not knocking the level of competition in the locker room, but Big Show has become bored, he's become complacent because truly no one can push the Big Show to his limits. This Saturday SOMEONE can push Big Show to his limits. I for one am exhilarated to see Big Show pushed to his limits, because when he is pushed to his limits, when he is motivated, when he is inspired then you have a larger than life athlete. He is a giant with pure Knock Out power with just one punch. You're damn right that worries me, but it exhilarates me at the same time because that's what can push Brock Lesnar to his limits. Which is why my client had me come here tonight to tell the whole world that this Saturday live on Saturday night on the WWE Network my client will take Big Show to Suplex City. *Big Show's music hits*

Big Show- Woah woah woah, complacent? Now all of a sudden I'm motivated. Now all of a sudden I'm motivated? Because I'm stepping into the ring with your client Brooock Lessssnar. Pauly I know you're just an advocate, I'm not here to hurt you. But you're right to be scared, I am motivated, and I am a one of a kind athlete, and I am the one guy in the WWE who pushes Brock to his limit every single time we get in the ring together. Let me ask you a question, Brock Lesnar was really upset when he found out he had to face me wasn't he? HE WAS WASN'T HE! I knew he was! I knew he was afraid of me and I know you are, too. I noticed you didn't finish promoting the rest of your Go to Hell tour, why not Pauly? Why didn't you finish promoting? Are you afraid MSG Big Show is going to make history again? This Saturday night it's going to be Eat. Sleep. Beat Brock Lesnar at MSG. Repeat. *Paul walks away* Paul where you going? I want you think of your future! Think about a future without Brock Lesnar...

Bray Wyatt vs. Roman Reigns

Bray comes out with his family.

Roman- This is what I'm talking about, I challenge you 1 on 1 man to man and you bring your training wheels out here. Let me ask you training wheels, you do even respect him? As a man? As your leader? Because if you ask me, he's a little bitch.

Bray whispers in their ears and Harper and Stowman go to the back. The match starts and Roman starts hammering away hard on Wyatt. Wyatt fights back with a headbutt. Big clothesline by Reigns. T-Bone Suplex by Reigns, and another. Drive-by by Reigns. We head to break.

As we return to break Wyatt has Reigns in a headlock. During the break Wyatt planted Roman into the side of the ring to take control. Reigns tries to fight out and hits a back body drop on Wyatt to even things up. Wyatt manages to PLANT Reigns. He gets a 2 count. He gets on Reigns back and hammers the back of the head. Wyatt throws right hands at Roman then chokes him with the ropes for a 4 count. Reigns tries to fight back but Wyatt hits a great DDT and throws another headlock on. Reigns fights back but Bray charges at him in the corner, but Reigns moves and Bray goes shoulder first into the steel post! Bray tries to hit the Senton on Reigns but Roman moves again! Roman with a jackhammer suplex! 2 count. Roman puts Bray in the corner and hits corner clotheslines then hits a jumping clothesline! Bray tries to plant Roman again but Reigns fights it, Reigns tries a clothesline but misses and Bray hits a HUGE clothesline of his own. 2 count. Bray puts Reigns on the top rope and tries for the superplex but Reigns fights it with shots to the gut. Reigns slides down and turns it into a powerbomb! 2 count. Reigns signals the spear but walked into a boot from Wyatt, it barely phases him as he turns around and hits the Superman Punch. Wyatt intelligently rolls out of the ring. Reigns tries to hit a spear on the outside but Wyatt sidesteps and Reigns hits the steel stairs hard. Wyatt picks up the stairs and throws them at Reigns who barely dodges out of the way. Reigns throws Wyatt into the crowd and then back into the arena. The ref counts things to 10 but neither man care they keep fighting. Bray goes into the crowd but Reigns jumps the barricade and hits a clothesline in the process. Both men exchange right hands and fight back and forth. Bray throws a TECH GUY into Reigns. Bray hits his running body shot into Reigns THROUGH the barricade! Wyatt stands on the announce table and poses for the crowd but Reigns makes it to his feet spears Wyatt so hard they break the announce table on the landing! The show fades out and we're done for the night. Goodnight folks!

Winner: Double count out but really it was all the fans

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  • BIG M

    Hello WNW People.

    • Zack

      Hola!

      • BIG M

        G’day..

  • Andrew

    Helllooo

    • BIG M

      G’day.

      • Andrew

        Hello dude

    • Zack

      Andrew! What’s good buddy

      • Andrew

        Not much man life is good dude hbu

        • Zack

          Can’t complain! Getting my food all ready for Raw

  • To answer the question, I’d rather john cena not feud with anyone to give the us open challenge more legitimacy and make it seem someone can actually win it in it.

    The challenges start up again tonight.

    • Andrew

      I would bring some nxt guys and put them against cena

  • Xavier

    What’s good everybody

    • BIG M

      Xavier always a pleasure.
      But be warned I’m about to post something about Cena in light of the U.S. Open challenge returning.
      I off course expect your rebuttal LOL.

      • Xavier

        LMAO looking forward too it as always

        • BIG M

          Might not see it WNW is reviewing it.
          Guess its too long.

    • Andrew

      What’s up x

      • Xavier

        Chillin Bro, enjoying a rare Monday evening off. How you doing

        • Andrew

          Not a bad thing and I’m great can’t wait for raw and cenas open challenge

          • Xavier

            Same here. Over the last 5-6 months Cena’s US Open challenge, Seth Rollins being a chicken s*** heel champ and New Day’s hilarious antics have been the best thing going in the WWE IMHO

          • BIG M

            Cena NO.
            New Day HELL NO.
            Seth Rollins ABSOLUTELY.

          • Xavier

            Lol figures

          • BIG M

            Sorry I like what I like and HATE WHAT I HATE.
            New Day is bloody irritating and Cena…. well You know How I feel about him LOL.

          • Xavier

            How can you hate on New Day, they’ve taken a completely sh**** gimmick and have gotten it over big time. Those dudes have fans eating out the palm of their hands. New Day is greatness x billion

          • BIG M

            I know but I’m sorry I just find their stuff obnoxious and irritating.
            I know thats the point of the gimmick but its rubbing me the wrong way.

          • Harper’s Sweat Stains

            True but New Day’s actually trying to irritate you, John Cena isn’t. Hate Cena being in the limelight constantly but the Open Challenges have given a reason to tune in every week beyond the main program.

          • BIG M

            I think the U.S. Challenge does more harm than good.
            Its just an excuse for Cena to go over people who need a rub every week.
            No matter how good Cena tries to make them look they still wind up being ANOTHER Talented worker going under to Cena.

          • Harper’s Sweat Stains

            Not gonna try and change your opinion, but a rub on Monday Night Raw isn’t gonna do much good (i.e. Tensai, Curtis Axel) meanwhile the open challenge is giving opportunity’s every week for guys to prove that they can hang in the ring not just to the crowd, but to the people in the back too.

          • BIG M

            Ceasro lost 3 challenges in a row to Cena.
            He reportedly has Cena’s backing and yet he’s still going under every week.
            Case Closed.

          • Andrew

            Oh I’ll added Kevin Owens to that

          • Xavier

            Agreed. I’m a huge fan. Love his heel persona. Reminds me a lot of the Bad News Brown

          • Andrew

            Oh def

          • Harper’s Sweat Stains

            After seeing how New Day has come into their own I really wish they put MITB on Kofi instead of Sheamus. They’ve struck oil with this gimmick.

          • BIG M

            Kevin Owens too.

    • Zack

      What’s up buddy!

      • Xavier

        Nothing much bro, just enjoying my Monday evening off. Nowhere else I’d rather be right now then talking RAW with my fellew wrestling brothers

        • Zack

          I feel you there. I’m glad you got the night off, nothing better than a good night of wrestling to unwind

          • Xavier

            Agreed

  • Xavier

    No Jesse or Kendra this evening?

    • BIG M

      Still early give them time.

      • Xavier

        Does KB still write out RAW as it is happening?

        • Andrew

          Nope its someone else I think

          • Xavier

            I hope all is well with her. Haven’t been in the watch party threads in awhile so I’m a little out of the loop

        • BIG M

          Hasn’t it done it for about a month.

          • Xavier

            Oh okay

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Zack Krasney is covering the live results. Kendra stepped back due to health issues.

          • Xavier

            What’s good Jesse, how you been? That’s unfortunate, wishing her the best

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Well, I’ve had some issues myself, but the important thing is we are all here having fun now! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

          • Xavier

            Hope everything is on the upswing with you though as well

          • Jesse Sherwood

            I’m still sore, but I’ll manage. At least it isn’t crippling me like it was Thursday/Friday.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    FINALLY…

    • BIG M

      JESSE THE GREAT ONE HAS RETURNED.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Yep! After a week of pure, unbridled hell, I am more than happy to be back on WNW!

        • BIG M

          Out of respect I won’t ask whats been happening and I’ll just say I hope all is good on your end and its good to have you back.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            It’s great to be back with my second family. I love you guys!

    • Andrew

      What up jesse

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Just being glad to be able to focus and be on WNW. Between my own and my son’s medical issues, it was a hell week. But I’m mostly good now, and back in the saddle!

        • Andrew

          I hope everything improves! Glad or here!

          • Andrew

            Ur

    • Zack

      THE JESS IS BACK!

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Not tryna hate or disrespect Kendra but I hope Zack gets to keep writing Raw going forward. Really enjoy the way he does it and the speed he gets it done in (in case I can’t watch live).

    • Zack

      Dawww you’re makin me blush! No but really, I appreciate the kind words. It’s me from now on, Kendra has passed the reins over to me!

      • Harper’s Sweat Stains

        Lol “KRAS-NEY ROCKS”
        *plays trombone*

        • Zack

          FUN FACT! I used to play trombone in like 4th-5th grade. I wanted to learn saxophone and they didn’t teach it so my music teacher told me this was “practically the same thing.” Fun fact #2- They aren’t.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      As much as she hated giving it up, she is honestly relieved now that she’s had some time to step back and look at it. Zack is the man, though!

      • Zack

        WOOO!!!

      • BIG M

        Is Kendra here or is she away.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          She’s on her way. She is held up in traffic.

          • BIG M

            Well that sucks.
            (Speedy Gonzalez Voice) “I like her she’s silly”.

  • CJ Blaze

    Heeeere! Cena defending the title tonight!

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      So the open challenge is back?

      • CJ Blaze

        Indeed it is!

  • Scott

    WHATS UP EVERYONE!!!!

    • Zack

      Scott! What’s up dude!

      • Scott

        Not too much! Just looking forward to a good Raw tonight!

  • CJ Blaze

    MizTV w/ Charlotte & Becky Lynch; Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt announced.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      *groans*

  • WHAT IT IS?!?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      *Hits Botch with Janice in the face*

      • *Waves at Maxx with Socko on the way down*

    • Zack

      Whatcha gonna do when Botchamania runs wild over you!?

    • BIG M

      BOTCH!.
      Always a pleasure.

      • The biggest of M’s. How goes it?

        • BIG M

          All goes well.

    • Xavier

      What’s good bro

  • Xavier

    Anybody see the latest WM rumors? Reigns/Lesnar II, Cena/Taker & HHH/Rollins were rumored matches. How you guys feel about that?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      That would be a decent card, provided that Reigns/Lesnar was Reigns defending the title.

      • Reigns push has vaporized. Darn shame too. He’s in purgatory jobbing to Braun now.

        • BIG M

          He needed to cut his teeth more but your right he’s kinda stuck right now.
          Ambrose should be Main Eventing right now IMO.

        • Xavier

          His push hasn’t been vaporized in the least. Name the last time he’s gone under clean

          • Jesse Sherwood

            It’s basically non-existent. He may not be going under a lot clean, but he is back in the same holding pattern he seems to have been stuck in with Dean Ambrose for the last year, aside from Mania.

          • Xavier

            True, I still think WWE has big plans for him going forward though which is why they didn’t put him under clean to Brock at WM

          • BIG M

            Its clear they still see him as Cena’s successor.
            But they rushed it and now they have to be more patient.

          • Xavier

            True, I can honestly see it being him or Rollins actually. I think when Rollins eventually turns face on HHH it will be a huge freaking deal. He’ll go from chicken s*** heel to fighting babyface with a ton of heart

          • BIG M

            I would rather it be Rollins personally.
            But I don’t have a problem with it being Reigns provided off course they take their time with him this time around.

          • Don’t pass out, but I agree!

          • BIG M

            K! always a pleasure.

          • M! How’s my favorite Big guy from Oz?

          • BIG M

            Im all good K!.
            Hows my favourite American Suger Mama LMFAO.

          • Preying on the young boys, as always.

            But, I do have a daughter that’s closer to your age… And I don’t mean my 12 year old Sam!

          • BIG M

            If she’s as sweet as you I’m SOLD LOL.

          • Talk to Jesse, he can give you a less biased view of Ellie. She’s my little girl, so I cannot say. Though I don’t think you are close enough to set up a blind date. lol

          • Xavier

            **holding onto chair** lol

          • BIG M

            LOL.

          • BIG M

            He was pushed WAY too hard WAY too fast and now they don’t know what to do with him.
            Hate to be the one who said I told you so but I thought this might happen.
            Even before the Rumble I thought this would happen.

          • He’s been made to look like a rag doll with Braun. I HATE that because it’s not fair in the least bit but that’s what’s happening. He’s not Barry Horowitz; he’s Roman Reigns!

          • Xavier

            He’ll end up getting the better of Braun. Remember how Cena in 07 when he was Khali’s rag doll for a bit?

          • BIG M

            True.

          • I hope so. They aren’t making Braun look human at all. He needs to be made more human and fast!

          • Xavier

            THat’s what they always do with monster heels though, they make them look untouchable for a little while. Earthquake, King Kong Bundy, Zeus, Kane, Undertaker, Umaga, Great Khali. When all those guys debated they were immune to pain

      • Xavier

        I really wish Cena/Taker would of happened 3 years ago. Cena going for the streak would of been $$$. It baffles me that Vince never pulled the trigger on that match

        • BIG M

          The backlash from fans about Cena beating it would have been to much.

          • Xavier

            Who cares really, backlash washes off Cena like body soap at this point, it doesn’t phase him. Cena/Taker would of been a million times better then what we got between Brock & Taker. If you book Taker to go over then you have him lose to a guy like Wyatt the following year but if they booked Cena to go over then you have Cena turn heel late in the match. So many options coming out of that match

    • BIG M

      Reigns/Cena Meh!.
      Cena/Taker Ummm.
      HHH/Rollins sounds good.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Rollins/HHH is the only one I’ve heard about and ironically is the only one of those I’m interested in.

  • This Pre-show is unintended comedy. David is absolutely the problem.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      How does he still have a job? Oh wait… Hornswoggle is still employed, so…

      • Well, for Hornswoggle was just suspended for a Wellness violation…ROFL!!!

        • Jesse Sherwood

          I know, I couldn’t help but laugh! I wonder what he got popped for?

          • I’m thinking Flintstone vitamins.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Ouch! +5000 points!

  • Andrew

    Oh is everybody ready to see cesaro lose to big show tonight? Smh I get that he has to look dominant but use someone else not ceswro

    • What it is, Andrew?

      • Andrew

        What’s up botch

    • Jesse Sherwood

      BAKA!

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Don’t know why they don’t just do Big Show vs. Matadores in a handicap match and make it last like a minute

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Or Show vs. Miz!!!

        • Andrew

          Yes agree!

          • Harper’s Sweat Stains

            Double agree

  • Paige was such a rock star last week! I can’t wait for more!

    • BIG M

      Same here.
      More Pipe Bombs please.

      • She was great on Smackdown! too. She’s going to be an amazing heel.

        • Zack

          I’m excited to see how Natty ties in

          • Me too. Natalya needed some edge…and it’s waiting for her to show it to us.

          • BIG M

            Think she’ll have a bit of a losing streak and start to think what Paige is saying is true then turn heel.
            At least thats how I would Book it.

          • THIS!!!

  • Spit it out, Scott! The stutter tho!

    • CJ Blaze

      I looked down at my phone to make sure he wasn’t passing out or something of the sorts.

  • I made it!

    • Andrew

      Hi!

    • ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      WOOOOOO!!!

      • I was at an SCA event this weekend and an SCA/wrestling friendof mine yelled ‘Woooooo!’ and ‘Dragon, get the tables!’ at me all day. It was such a mind screw, even though I know he’s a huge fan.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Awesome!!! AND I HAVE SCA NEWS FOR YOU TOO!!!!

          • SCA? You finally eventing?

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Finally found a contact locally! I’ll tell you about it later.

          • Kick ass!

    • Zack

      Welcome!!

      • Hiya Zack!

        • Zack

          Heya KB! How’s life?

          • Not too bad. Will be happy when all the kidney stones are out, but otherwise so much better than I was last week at this time!

          • Zack

            I’ll take steps in the right direction!

          • How about you? Steps in the right direction?

  • Jesse Sherwood

    To answer Zack’s question, I want to vote that we get someone completely unexpected… Y2J!!! And, I want Jericho to win it. The US Title is the only championship in WWE Y2J has yet to win.

    • Jericho happened. It’s time to hand the title to someone younger who hasn’t gotten a shot yet.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        I think it will be easier to give it to a face with a dominant heel than for someone to get a believable rub from Cena.

    • BIG M

      I know its a Pipedrem considering WWE’s higher ups dragging their heels…..But Imagine the Pop if we heard Ride of the Valkyries start to play.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        It would be awesome!!!!

      • Andrew

        Yes! Yes! Yes!

  • This Show vs. Nancy thing is just the worst! Why, oh why, are they thinking this is a good idea?!?

  • Moose

    I wasn’t sure I was going to make home in time. Yay me!! Sup folks?

    • BIG M

      MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!.

      • Moose

        Sup M?!

    • MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE OF MOOOOOOOOOSINGTON FALLS, MOOSAWA!!

      • Moose

        My man Botch!!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

      • Moose

        Jesse!!!!

        • Jesse Sherwood

          It’s me, it’s me!

        • That’s Maxx! ..;)

    • Moose, you didn’t see my message I sent to you, Jess and CJ? And I beat you!

      • Moose

        I got off work, changed, went 45 min out of town to look at a car, and I’m back. Blah!

        • I was out with my girls and Stacy looking at computers.

    • Zack

      MOOOOOSE

      • Moose

        Ole Zack!

    • Xavier

      What’s good bro?

      • Moose

        Sup X, how’s it going? All good here!

  • CJ Blaze

    Show vs. Henry tonight… blah.

    • Cool. Now we have a confirmed bathroom break!

      • Zack

        Truer words

  • CJ Blaze

    Cesaro vs. Slater was taped for Superstars, so that should answer a couple questions for tonight’s Raw.

  • The Big Slow vs. His Nanciness = unadulterated annoyance.

  • Scott Stanford = Jeremy Borash.

    • CJ Blaze

      Wow, I agree.

    • Huh. I like them both, but for different reasons. I love the stories of JB being a total tool in bars.

  • YES!! MORE HEATH SLATER!!!!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      ONE MAN BAND BAYBAY!!!

      • He’s awesome! He rules on UpUpDownDown! He’s got the personality if WWE would ever let him out to play!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    SLATER FOR THE US OPEN CHALLENGE!!!

    • Xavier

      Or Finn Balor

      • Andrew

        Heck ya

  • Xavier

    I actually like the direction they going with Kane right now. Pretty funny stuff

    • Zack

      Me too, he seems like he’s having fun with it too. Always makes things more enjoyable for me

      • Xavier

        Agreed. Hopefully they are inside a Cell as well

    • I am in love! I want him to totally spin out of control and not be able to contain the beast within him.

    • Andrew

      Me too

    • Whenever Kane is having fun, I enjoy it.

      • Xavier

        Same here, how are you doing BTW, don’t think I asked you earlier

        • So much better than I have for the past couple months. Still getting rid of some tiny bits of kidney stones, but so much better than last week than I thought possible. Thanks for asking.

  • Andrew

    If Samoa Joe came out and answer cenas challenge wow that would be awesome

    • ldb

      And then won it

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Cue mark out

    • I can get with that!

    • Moose

      It might break the interwebs.

    • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

      How many years in the making…

    • Xavier

      That would be pretty crazy

      • Andrew

        No doubt

  • Xavier

    Big M’s guy is in the building

    • BIG M

      Resist…..Urge….TO…….PROJECTILE…….VOMIT.

      • Xavier

        LMFAO

  • Jesse Sherwood

    And Cena’s opening the show!!!

    • ldb

      Yes we get to start with hopefully a gre a t match no authority yet

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Raucous NY crowd!

  • BIG M

    Cena opening the show “sigh’.
    Well at least we’re getting his schtick over with early.

    • Andrew

      Its better than the authority

      • BIG M

        Point Taken.

  • JOHN CENA vs. the return of JTG!!!!

    • BIG M

      LMFAO.

    • Moose

      Fandango = 2015’s JTG

  • Xavier

    Has the US challenge ever opened RAW?

    • Moose

      I don’t think so, I could dig an actual match opening Raw.

  • BIG M

    I know its a Pipedrem considering WWE’s higher ups dragging their heels…..But Imagine the Pop if we heard Ride of the Valkyries start to play..

  • Jesse Sherwood

    And at least Cena seems to be keeping it short and sweet!

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Another Monday, another 7 days hoping Byron gets pulled off Raw’s commentary team.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    TROMBONE!!!

  • YES!!!

  • Xavier

    NEW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES YES YES

  • Dustyn

    Yes!

  • ldb

    Dont be sour

  • And we all have our own ideas of what’s needed. I’m all about price and upgrading. Ellie is pushy about what she thinks I need (without asking), and what Sam needs. Stacy is looking at price and power. Sam doesn’t care as long it’s not black and not too big.

    • Moose

      I love it!

      • So did the guys trying to ‘help’ us when we were shopping.

  • BIG M

    Oh please for the Love of anything thats good in this world… NOT THEM. ANYONE BUT THEM!.

    • LOL!!

    • Xavier

      Woooooooooooooooooo

      • BIG M

        I hate you so much right now LOL.

        • Xavier

          Love you too buddy

  • Andrew

    I like it

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    I have zero words.

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    YOUR REIGN HAS BEEN BOOTY!

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Ain’t gonna hear me complain bout this

  • Moose

    Trombone for 2016 HoF!

  • Avalanchian

    Guess we shall be seeing the Dudleys during this match

  • Xavier

    US OPEN CHALLENGE + NEW DAY = GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Big E challenging? I can get behind this!

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    DQ finish turns this into New Day vs. Cena & Dudleys?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Probably!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    BOOTY!

  • Avalanchian

    Cena needs to go Thuganomics on them

  • They are a riot! LOLOL!!

    • Xavier

      If they ever became a thing in pop culture this world would be a better place for it

  • Moose

    This is solid gold… well copper and gold.

  • ldb

    Dam they re good

  • Toaster

    I love seeing Big E wrestle, but I was hoping Fake Cena would come out to challenge Real Cena, a la Fake Kane a few years ago. It would be Bizarro vs Superman.

    • You mean Darren Young?

      • Toaster

        I didn’t have anyone in particular in mind, but that’ll do!

        • He really does look so much like Cena.

          Where did your name, Toaster, come from?

          • Toaster

            Completely random, but perhaps related to my college days, haha. Why do you ask?

          • I know of someone else with that nickname, so I had to ask.

            That person has a very square, white car of some sort that he shows at local events. It looks like a toaster, so he earned the name.

          • Toaster

            That sounds like an amazing little car, but it’s not mine unfortunately, haha.

          • It’s one of those really square Scions. I’ve never met to guy, only heard about him through friends.

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    It’s always fun seeing talented individuals getting a chance to shine.

  • Big E!!

  • Xavier

    Should of been Big E

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Xavier Woods? I’m…speechless.

    • Andrew

      Smh should have been big e

  • I wanted Woods outside the ring but I’ll take this, I guess. I’m just glad they’re out here.

  • BIG M

    Can someone please shove a rock or soothing in that bloody trombone ahhhhhhhhhh.

    • LOLOLLOLOLOLOL!!

    • He sounds better than Sam practicing her trumpet, so it’s beautiful to me.

  • Mr. Creed is going DownDown.

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Reminding us that Woods is a wrestler, or retiring that very thought?

  • Xavier

    This opening segment was clearly written to troll Big M. I love it

    • BIG M

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,,,,,
      I’M IN HELL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Damn, thought since they were facing Cena it would’ve been Big E in this one. Happy they’re finally giving Woods a chance to show his ring talent.

  • obediah

    its just ridiculous how entertaining the new day is. best thing on raw right now

  • Avalanchian

    I wonder if Cena is going to squash Woods

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    He wasn’t ready yo!

  • ldb

    That was a practice start

  • Moose

    When Cena was talking about the time to entertain and the time to be serious, all I could think of was the Kenny Rogers playing poker commercial. I apologize in advance.

    • Xavier

      Good stuff lol

  • Avalanchian

    Lmao threw them out

  • Jesse Sherwood

    MOTHER OF GOD… Xavie’s trombone is as bad as a vuvuzela…

    • Xavier’s trumpet is the most amazing thing on “Raw”. Inspired idea!

    • You can listen to Sam on trumpet! I can call at 3am and have her play for you!

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Deal! That means she’s torturing you too!!!

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    No Byron, that was the opposite of a great call

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Big E and Kofi got thrown out based on Cena’s word…and Nikki said he has no pull!!

    • Xavier

      Lol

    • Jesse Sherwood

      +69,000 points!

  • Xavier

    Who should Cena face at HIAC?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Big D*** Johnson

      • Moose

        Greased up and shiny.

        • I’m gagging. Thanks!

          • Jesse Sherwood

            You’re welcome!!!

      • BIG M

        Isn’t he booking Lucha Underground.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Yes, he is. I just had to make a joke!

          • BIG M

            I know but I wanted to know for sure if he was booking LU.

    • US Open Challenge. No announced opponent

      • Xavier

        I like that idea

      • Moose

        I love it!

    • Andrew

      Mystery opponent

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      The member of New Day that doesn’t defend the tag titles.

    • BIG M

      KO to unify the IC and U.S. titles.
      This time KO goes over like he should’ve at BattleGround.

    • obediah

      open challenge answered by either a debuting samoa joe or tyler breeze

      • That would be fantastic!

        • obediah

          yeah I would absolutely flip for either one if it happened

  • I wanted to see Big E vs Cena but this is fun too.

  • Zack

    Cena- There is a time to be serious! Take this seriously! Show me respect!
    Cena- Constantly makes jokes at his opponents before matches. Laughs during match with Sheamus. Does the complete opposite of everything he’s saying.

    • Moose

      Nikki lost… no playtime for Cena = Serious Cena.

  • Xavier

    How funny would this be if this turned into a 20 minute classic lol

    • Toaster

      Better yet, if Xavier beats him. I’d never stop laughing or, ahem, trumpeting the joys of being a New Day fan.

      • Xavier

        That would be a HUGE upset.

  • BIG M

    Im sorry but whats the point of this.
    I mean we all know Cena’s going over here theres no excitement of a possible new U.S. Champ involved.

    Although that was the norm during all the other U.S. Title Challenges no matter who Cena faced sadly.

    • Avalanchian

      Well we finally get to see Woods showcase what he can do. Cena is a workhorse and showcasing the upcoming talent. When they decide to put Cena back into the main card is when he will drop the title most likely.

      • Xavier

        M wants Cena jobbing like the Brooklyn Brawler

        • BIG M

          No just lose a program against someone who could be a HUGE Star like KO or Ambrose Hell I’d even take Reigns.

  • Xavier can work. Flat out. It’s fun to get to see him do it. It happens so rarely.

    • He was green in TNA, but showed great promise. He’s a huge ball TNA dropped.

      • The indie screwed him up badly. He was decent there. He’s miles ahead here.

  • And as soon as I say that, he commits a minor botch.

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    You could tell Cena was supposed to catch him in the electric chair there

  • Mandy

    I’m glad Xavier is getting a chance, obviously he won’t win but it is a good opportunity to show his talent in the ring.

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Xavier with the shoutout to Gail Kim

    • Who? Oh, you mean the woman who abandoned WWE’s ship twice.

      • Harper’s Sweat Stains

        Can’t criticize someone for abandoning the Titanic.

        • The indie is the Titanic. She abandoned her pay day to board the Titanic.

          • Harper’s Sweat Stains

            Lmao are you seriously defending the ’08-’11 Divas division? You really like to troll, huh?

  • ldb

    Whether xavier wins or not his hair is a champ

  • Xavier

    Someone predicted a 6 man tag match

  • Jesse Sherwood

    There’s the DQ, and the Dudleys!

  • Moose

    Holla holla holla, 6 man tag main event playas!!

    • Toaster

      Ah, just beat you to it, close though!

  • Toaster

    Where’s Teddy Long when you need him. We need a tag match, playa!

  • 6 man tag team match playa

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    *Dials up phone*

    TEDDY!?! WE NEED YOU NOW

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Light board is dead!!!

  • William Regan

    Good evening, people. Glad everyone is fine and well. Hope enjoy the six man tag

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Hey William!

  • BIG M

    THANK GOODNESS THE DUDLEYS ARE HERE.
    NO MORE NEW DAY VS CENA.
    OFFICIALLY OUT OF PURGATORY.

  • Xavier

    Brock on Austin’s podcast, interesting

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Who’s Austin? You mean Nancy Drew?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      An hour of Nancy talking? Stab my ears with a rusty spoon.

    • BIG M

      Very Interesting.

  • Can anyone with the last name Christley please go away now?

    • Zack

      YES THANK YOU

    • Jesse Sherwood

      He’s gotta pay for his bankruptcy somehow…

    • Moose

      I’d like to start a fundme for a rocket into the sun with them, Kardashians, Jenners, and a half dozen others. I hear China has a “space program” now. It can’t be that expensive.

      • YES!!!! +60000

        • Zack

          I also add +50000 points

      • I read it aloud and Stacy laughed so hard he choked.

      • William Regan

        Wasn’t aware Chyna had that kind of money. A space program could be good to work out her problems.

      • Toaster

        We can point the rocket…
        North.
        Hehe.

      • Michael

        Can we add Big Show too?

  • Zack

    btw Woods turned Super Saiyan throughout the match

    • BIG M

      DBZ AWESOME.
      Cant wait to catch the new season.

    • Moose

      Over 5000?!?!?

    • ldb

      Goku cant beat superman

      • Jesse Sherwood

        +9001 for the Death Battle reference!

        • ldb

          Thank you most generous

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    You know, it may just be me, but I’d rather see Undertaker do something else. Tying up loose ends is fun, but in the back of my mind the last thing I want for The Phenom with a single digit amount of matches left is one we’ve already gotten.

    Lesnar and ‘Taker squared off in HiaC in…2003?

    • BlackLotus

      2002 actually. at No Mercy that year.

    • Toaster

      I agree, and Taker can’t take killer bumps anymore, and Brock probably won’t take too many either. It’ll basically be an NWA-style cage match, I imagine. I’d rather see Taker go up against someone fresh like Ambrose, and Brock against KO or Cesaro.

  • Xavier

    That’s hardly a tour. That’s literally 2 matches and 1 podcast. WWE using the term tour very loosely there with Brock

    • For him, it qualifies. He’s basically ghost otherwise.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Yet they don’t use the term “tour” for the guys that work five nights a week.

      • Xavier

        Exactly

  • Lappy is having issues. Having to chat on Mobile.

    • Moose

      Is WNW not loading or is it just your pc?

      • It’s me not wnw.

        • Moose

          I’m still having issues. I’m using a proxy to get on here now. Sigh…

  • BIG M

    Please D-Von Bubba-Ray but someone from the New day through a table right now.
    Make my PAIN worth while.

  • This isn’t a real New Day match. No trombone. .. 🙁

  • BIG WOOL!

  • William Regan

    I can’t see why they don’t have the open challenge a non title match, and if they beat Cena, give them a title match either the next raw or ppv. This way you still have the element of surprise, and they could push someone that way too

  • ldb

    Can you taste that tricep john?

  • Xavier

    LMAO WTF

  • YES!!!!!!!!

  • Moose

    TROMBONE!!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    More trombone!

    • ALL. NIGHT. LONG!

    • Kanewty

      I have a fever, and the only cure, is more trombone

      • Jesse Sherwood

        +100,000 Points!

      • YES!!!

  • Andrew

    Big e is hilarious kol

  • BIG M

    UGH SOMEONE SMASH THAT BLOODY TRUMBONE PLEASE I’M BEGGING YA.

    • Moose

      Someone smashed it with awesome a long time ago.

      • +80000

      • Toaster

        Well the damn thing still works so they better try harder.

      • BIG M

        MINUS 1,000,000 POINTS.

        • Moose

          I reject your reality and substitute my own.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        +20,000,000 points!

        • Moose

          Woo hooo!!!!

    • Just for you Kofi and Big E should learn to play the clarinet and the bagpipes lol

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Caps lock = booty

    • Zack

      I love it!

  • Xavier

    This gimmick is so bad that it’s great

    • It only works with Kofi, E, and Creed.

  • BIG M

    As much as I HATE New Day Big M is a Big fan of Big E.

  • ldb

    They ve got to get summer rae withtese two please

    • Summer Rae and Xavier on trombone last week was amazing!

  • Xavier

    Damn that was a sick spear by Big E

  • Jesse Sherwood

    That Bubba Bomb was BOOTY!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    WAZZUP!

  • Xavier

    NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!

    • BIG M

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
      I CAN’T TAKE THE PAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    I wonder how many kids under 12 get the Wazzup reference?

    • Toaster

      Oh they’ll youtube it I’m sure!

    • Xavier

      Loved those commercials. TRUE, TRUE

    • Now those commercials were annoying

      • Jesse Sherwood

        I still say these anti-smoking ones are worse!!!

  • KEEP IT TIGHT!!!

  • Xavier

    Paige is so much better as a heel. Glad we’re getting an actual divas feud now

    • She heeled it up nicely on “Tough Enough”. It was about the only thing worth watching on that disaster of a show.

    • BIG M

      I’m torn with who should be Divas Champ next Paige, Sasha or Becky.
      Really hope they start a Divas Tag Team Division theirs enough depth in the Divas Division to sustain it now.
      Even have the Bella’s as the first Champs to P.O. everyone.

  • ldb

    Kids new day is why band geeks are cool

  • Xavier

    WWE has a HR department, now that’s funny

    • BIG M

      I know right.

  • William Regan

    lost my job last week so i had to cancel my subscription to wnw ill renew when i get another job.

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    I wonder if “Ashley” has butt dialed Phil Brooks lately.

    • Xavier

      LMAO, at first I thought that it was the same Ashley from several years back as well

      • Harper’s Sweat Stains

        Lmao, I was wondering if she has past experience with the “Exotic Express”

        • Xavier

          Lol

  • Jesse Sherwood

    An “Unsafe work environment”? WTF!?!?! THIS IS WWE! EVERYTHING about it is unsafe!!!!

    • Avalanchian

      We just need to have a Jack Swagger vs Wade Barrett match tonight

      • BIG M

        What!!!

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Oh holy hell Kane is hysterical.

  • Moose

    I’m LOVING Kane’s character now.

    • obediah

      hes knocking it out of the park. he is really underrated I feel. He has always delivered

  • Xavier

    Rollins/Kane is clearly a filler program for Rollins but atleast creative is making it entertaining atleast

    • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

      I don’t mind filler when it’s fun.

      • Xavier

        Same here

  • BIG M

    DEAN F*****G AMBROSE.

  • Saif Nabi

    Whoever came up with this angle for kane needs a promotion

    • Xavier

      Agreed

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Hide yo titties, Ambrose is in the house

  • Wouldn’t mind ambrose heel turn turning on Reigns eventually.

    • Me neither.

    • BIG M

      I think Reigns should turn…Give him some depth.

      • obediah

        I feel like he could really flourish as a heel, come into his own much like his more famous cousin. Like the rock he could eventually become the big fan favorite they want him to be

    • Avalanchian

      But then who would the Wyatts have to match up against?

      • A returning Erik Rowan.

      • Toaster

        Face New Day 🙂

    • Xavier

      Same here. Ambrose channeling his inner Heath Legler and going full psycho would be great

      • BIG M

        As cool as that would be I think Reigns needs a Heel turn to give him some depth.

        • Xavier

          Why would he turn on Ambrose? THis feud is really his & Bray’s

          • BIG M

            I dunno maybe he blames Ambrose for Jericho or just blames him in general.
            Its WWE Xavier not HBO.

  • Andrew

    wwe needs top faces tho

    • BIG M

      If Cena went under one or twice and if WWE would Push Ambrose and Cesaro they would have top faces NOW.

      • Andrew

        They do have them I mean they just need momentum. But personally turn Rollins and Ambrose I’d like that

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    I know it’s unlikely but my dream for WM32 is Kevin Owens wins the WWE title at RR and Sami Zayn returns in the rumble and wins it.

    • Toaster

      Unlikely, yes, but amazing? Yes.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Now, more realistically, I think Owens enters #1 and Zayn enters #2 and they both get thrown out at the end and the two still go 1 on 1 at WM

      • Xavier

        I think we get a returning Bryan against KO at Mania

        • Andrew

          That would be sick

        • Harper’s Sweat Stains

          Like the sound of that too

  • …aaaaaaaaand the bathroom break.

  • Xavier

    So was there any mention as to why Big Show isn’t with the Authority anymore?

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      I think it’s because the creative team doesn’t spend more than 5 seconds coming up with plans for Show

    • Avalanchian

      He’s like an honorary member

    • BIG M

      I’ve stopped caring about holes in Shows Booking.
      If I did I would go Mad!.

      • Xavier

        Lol I feel ya bro

  • Poor poor Mark Henry. What they have reduced you to.

    • Avalanchian

      He went downhill after Taker beat him with the hellsgate. He’s not even considered a threat to anyone.

  • obediah

    this was once a competitive world title match

    • obediah

      on a ppv

  • William Regan

    I’m falling asleep during this episode of smackdown

  • Xavier

    GEEZ, Woods gets more offense in on Cena then the World’s Strongest Man (former WHC) get in on Big Show

    • It’s SD…Special Delivery Henry!

      • Xavier

        Lol no kidding

  • BIG M

    I Feel bad for Henry.
    He deserves better.

  • Toaster

    I don’t know about you guys, but I feel Big Show is dangerously close to getting X-Pac heat as opposed to real heat.

    • Agreed. He’s overstayed his welcome.

      • Toaster

        Yeah, I just literally change the channel whenever he’s on now.

      • Michael

        By atleast 5 years

    • Xavier

      Agreed, he’s pretty much done

  • Michael

    Was the make up artist brushing the mirror

  • CJ Blaze

    I’m more excited for TNA Bound For Glory than tonight’s Raw.

    • Michael

      Haha. That says alot

    • Xavier

      What’s a TNA?

      • Michael

        Tuna

      • CJ Blaze

        I’m not sure we’ll know after next week.

      • BIG M

        Boobs and Bums.

  • BIG M

    Miz should Fire his stylist LOL.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Ashley should fire Miz

  • Michael

    I want the see Charlotte elbow drop her jacket

    • Thought we’d see that in stereo with both flairs last week.

  • Xavier

    Not a fan of the zoom ins of Charlotte’s face. I know I’m harsh but just being honest

    • BIG M

      Why do people keep having a go about her face.
      I don’t get it.

      • Xavier

        She looks a little bit too much like Ric in the face

        • Michael

          But minus the intensity

          • Xavier

            Charlotte is a great seller though and a damn good worker

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Really never got why they used more cameras other than the house cams they have in the crowd

  • Mandy

    Hour one nearly done for RAW and it has been a bore!

    • Moose

      Sadly, I agree.

      • You didn’t like New Day?

        • Moose

          That was all I enjoyed. Well, Kane’s short segment. Big Show and Henry was a waste of time and now Miz… sigh.

          • The Miz hate is something I’ll never understand. He can talk and he can work. I don’t get it. What do you hate?

          • Moose

            I’ve never really liked him. He peaked as champ and never got back to that level again.

          • I wish they’d use him better. If they did, I’d be all over it. He’s never really been viewed as “the real deal” and that seems unfair to me.

    • Disagree totally.

  • I could watch Paige’s promo over and over again. Charlotte’s reaction to it was just perfect too!

    • Xavier

      Agreed, it was short but to the point and piercing

  • BIG M

    I Love Becky.

    • Becky rocks! I just hope she doesn’t get lost. She’s amazing!

  • Avalanchian

    Well we know Paige is coming out

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Is it just me, or is Miz essentially a PC version of a gay stereotype at this point?

    • Xavier

      Lol

    • Michael

      Ryan Seacrest

  • Avalanchian

    Becky is simply on fire

  • Michael

    What if Charlotte could talk like her daddy? Imagine!

    • She might just get there. She got her snark on pretty well there.

      • Michael

        Meaaann Geeennnnneee!

  • Avalanchian

    Oh god the Bellas have just ruined the whole segment

  • CJ Blaze

    #GiveSashaBanksAChance

  • Xavier

    I’m not a Bella hater but they really should of been left off this segment

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Wait, so the Bellas AREN’T the ones acting like high school girls?

  • BIG M

    Nikki shorts are becoming more like a colour every week Yesh.
    Doesn’t leave much to the imagination.

    • Michael

      Its just a censor bar

    • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

      If she did jumping jacks, the show wouldn’t be PG anymore.

      • Michael

        There probably wouldn’t be many complaints

        • I’d complain, and not because I’m female, but because it’s Nikki.

          • Michael

            Fair enough

          • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

            That’s a fair point…

  • Michael

    If slick Ric has Space Mountain, does Charlotte have Splash Mountain?

  • Moose

    Did Nikki just say she was amazingly talented?

    • Andrew

      Snort lol

    • I choked on my fried rice.

    • ldb

      Yes and the devil just said damn what a liar

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    >Says John Cena has zero pull

    >Is in literally every segment involving any diva for any reason

  • Charlotte is kinda really killing it right now!

    • Xavier

      ???

  • Zack

    I fall more in love with BL every week

  • Michael

    Que Natty

  • BIG M

    PAIGE!!!!

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    LMAO becky just roasted foxxy

  • Xavier

    This segment does reinforce why I believe Sasha is clearly the most well rounded diva on the roster.

    • BIG M

      I am curious as to why she’s not here.

      • Xavier

        Sam here

        • Actually, she just went to bed.

          • BIG M

            ?.

          • He had a typo, so I had to comment creatively about it, using my youngest daughter in the process.

          • BIG M

            Ahh Sam.
            Now I get it nice one.

          • Thanks!

          • Xavier

            Lol I see what you did there

        • BIG M

          Maybe keeping her off TV until after NXT Take-over.

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    There’s so much money in Charlotte, things would be going so much more smoothly if they weren’t asking her to feud with 7 people at once

  • Xavier

    DAMN lol, Paige going in

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    OH SNAP

    • Snap

      I know, right?

  • PAIGE!!!!!!

  • Michael

    Burn

  • CJ Blaze

    Ha!

  • BIG M

    Paige Pipe Bomb.

  • PAIGE +1200000000000000000000

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    One week later, PCB reunites

  • Snap

    I would say something in regards to what Paige just said but, coming from me, it might seem kind of weird.

  • “When you’ve got 2 boyfriends like yours, who needs ambition?” ROCKED IT!

  • We need a divas tag team championship IMO

    • BIG M

      Ive been saying that all day.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      I agree but a year from now we’d probably be saying “they’re not doing enough with these Divas Tag Titles”

      • BIG M

        If they Unify the IC and U.S. Titles it wouldn’t be a problem.

        • Not sure what doing that would have to do with the use of the divas tag championships.

          • Harper’s Sweat Stains

            It’d have nothing to do with it, but let them dream

          • Besides isn’t one of the complaints there isn’t enough for everyone to do something? Wouldn’t eliminating another championship just make that worse?

      • Michael

        And we’ll be saying why

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Such a stupid time to cut to commercial

  • That segment = printing money.

    • Michael

      Money laundry

  • Michael

    Tag match in progress

  • I feel exponentially dumber just watching a Christly promo.

    • Michael

      He’s the non pg version of the miz

  • Michael

    Called it

  • Zack

    Forgive me for being a bit behind but couldn’t let this one slide.
    Nikki Bella- Um we don’t party with LOSERS.
    Nikki Bella- Your team is acting like high school girls.

    Nikki please just STFU

    • Snap

      That’s later, when she and John are alone.

  • Nice Nikki botch!

    • BIG M

      Brie is the better worker of the Bella’s.
      But thats not really saying much.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Flat Bella*

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Someone needs to remind WWE that revolutions start in the creative room, this just makes no sense

    • CJ Blaze

      Or the fact that we had a big influence on it.

      • BIG M

        #GiveDivasAChance Remember.

        • Xavier

          The best diva not even out there

          • BIG M

            I know I know.
            My guess Sasha is being kept off TV until after her rematch with Bailey.
            Be patent The Bo$$ will be back soon.

      • Harper’s Sweat Stains

        It wouldn’t have happened without us, what I’m saying is that they need to meet us halfway and put more effort into booking this.

    • Oh, mark out will ya? LOL!

  • Michael

    This Buffalo crowd needs to chant same ole shit

  • Michael

    Im confused why Paige is in the match? Did she turn again

    • Andrew

      Idk lol

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Nope, Creative just spent all the time they had booking Cena, per usual.

    • Snap

      That depends if Big Show was tasked with producing the match.

  • Ole’ Ole’ Ole’

  • BIG M

    Watch what happens when you chop silicone LOL.

  • Xavier

    Speaking of Team B.A.D I truly feel bad for Tamina. I can only imagine how tough it is for her to stay focused with everything that’s going on with Jimmy Snuka

    • BIG M

      Yeah thats gotta be rough.

    • Michael

      Same with Kurt Angle

    • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

      Is it possible that that’s why BAD isn’t around as much? For one reason or another.

    • I mentioned that last week. I cannot imagine how she can even be there with everything that’s happening with her father.

      I understand bringing someone to justice when the proof is there, but from what I read, Snuka wasn’t even really aware of what was going on, or why he was in the courtroom. I’ve said for about ten years that he really doesn’t look at all there when he’s on WWE TV. When is it time to let the man die in peace? He doesn’t have much time, just let him be with his family.

  • conan_kun

    I bet later Nattie vs Tamina or Sasha with Team BAD at ringside

    • CJ Blaze

      I really hope it’s Sasha, that would be awesome.

  • conan_kun

    Paige will walk out of Charlotte and Becky for sure.

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Triple turn

  • Walk Paige Walk

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Revolution, amirite?

  • Pair KO And Paige together

  • Michael

    This segment brought to you by Big Show

  • Lovely! Great way to build a fricken champion! WWE can piss me the hell off with this shit booking!

    • BIG M

      No kidding.
      Nikki is getting the Cena treatment in the Divas division.
      Basically WWE is saying “Yeah Rollins and Charlotte are ok but NO-ONE is at Cena or Nikki’s level” Such BS.

    • Snap

      I doubt things will really change until Vince McSenile gives up control of the company.

  • Xavier

    I’m bitter, we get a divas segment that goes 15 minutes and I don’t even get to cop a look at Naomi and her booty. I give this segment an F- lol

    • Michael

      You had to settle for Big E

    • Team BAD has been mysteriously missing the last month or so.

    • BIG M

      Making the new Divas Champ look like nothing compared to Cena’s GF and thats what your upset about!!!.
      You sound like Jerry Lawler LOL.

      • Xavier

        Everything takes a backseat to Naomi for me lol

        • BIG M

          Been that long huh LOL.

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    WWE 2K games have looked damn near exactly the same for so long. Though Undertaker’s model looks awesome.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      2K has had nothing like this on their graphic models before. They really haven’t progressed much since their first release and it got even worse on the next gen. The problem is WWE adding more and more wrestlers to the roster when 2K can barely handle the ones they already have

      • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

        Reminds me of Mortal Kombat Armageddon. Tried so hard to create a huge roster that they forgot to actually make a good game.

        • Harper’s Sweat Stains

          Exactly right

  • Snap

    For a second, I thought there “Damn! WWE has really turned things around!” then I realized it was a video game preview. I should have known.

  • Xavier

    This is gonna sound weird but I have yet to play any of those WWEK games yet, not a one

    • Michael

      You aren’t missing anything

      • Xavier

        Figured, wrestling video games don’t do it for me anymore

        • Michael

          This one looks promising minus the fact the 4 horsewomen aren’t in it

          • Snap

            Yet Cameron is. Is she even still around?

          • Michael

            She’s somewhere. Just glad not on my tv

    • CJ Blaze

      The last I played was WWE 12.

    • ldb

      They have better storylines built in than most shows is the sad part

      • Xavier

        Lol

      • Michael

        Because someone else wrote them

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      It’s been a nightmare since THQ went under

    • I haven’t either, but I can’t even beat WrestleFest. I didn’t play games, other than Frogger, as a child, and I don’t have the hand/eye coordination to play any of them very well.

  • Xavier

    Funny how that video package doesn’t show Heyman turning on Brock and costing him the match

    • Andrew

      Ikr

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Holy hell, they’re bringing up Brock Lesnar’s first run!

    Dude was KotR (I think) and Royal Rumble winner. They never bring that up.

    • Xavier

      That is strange that they never mention those

      • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

        What’s even worse is that he eliminated The Undertaker to become the RR winner.

        • Xavier

          THat Rumble match wasn’t very good.

          • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

            Not particularly, but it’s still extremely important.

    • He’s why the Rocket Pack Push for debuts don’t have the support they used to. within 8 months of his debut he was KOR, Rumble Winner and WWE champion 2x times. and he walks out on the company 2 years later

      • Michael

        He’s the Next Big Thing

  • Michael

    I hope they both lose lol

  • Xavier

    I’m still not buying Brock as a babyface. It doesn’t suit him

    • He did a solid job of it back in the day.

      • Xavier

        Only time I ever really bought Brock as a face was when he feuded with Big Show in late 02. When he was feuded with Angle I just couldn’t buy it. From everything I’v read about him and from what I’ve heard from people who have met him they say he’s really standoffish with people and not very approachable

        • He really does seem to be reserved, shy, and uncomfortable with people. That’s fine if you can make it work for you, like Taker has, but he’s one of the few. Brock’s never had a character that would bleed over in such a way, so it makes him look like an ass – even if that’s not really how it is.

          Certain wrestlers shouldn’t do meet & greets, obviously Brock is one of them.

    • Andrew

      The guyon your TV I buy more as a face I I can’t wait for that

  • BIG M

    I wish they would take Byron off commentary.

  • Michael

    Seth is hitting on Ashley lol

  • This is golden!

  • What’s in the box!?!?!?!?

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    DEAR GOD, WHAT’S IN THE BOX DAMNIT!?!

  • Michael

    A chocolate jesus head

  • BIG M

    Thats… Creepy.

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    “It’s your severed head!”

  • Moose

    It’s your severed head!

  • Dustyn

    Ha!

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    I’m from Baltimore, and I can confirm a cheap plastic statue missing a head can be found in the dump.

    • Same thing here in Maine. Not as unusual as one might think.

  • Snap

    Kane should paint “!EM NRUB” on his forehead and carry that with him to the ring.

    • BIG M

      Al Snow reference “Really”.

  • Michael

    What does everyone want?!

    • BIG M

      Cena losing LOL.

      • No.

        • BIG M

          Ok Reigns Losing LOL.

          • Super no

          • BIG M

            Nikki Losing surely.

          • Title matches only

          • BIG M

            Ok Big Show staying Heel or Face for longer than a week.

          • I’m not messing with Big Show. He can be whatever theq heck he wants to be.

      • Andrew

        Hell no

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Daniel Bryan

    • Michael

      No one said Head!

  • Michael

    Im waiting for Lesnar to hit his Shooting Star Press like in OVW

  • ron

    Hate to ask the question so as not to get attacked but is there an issue with the show updates. I keep reloading but last update is the first match and then back stage update. Just trying to find out if it is me or I need to go look somewhere else?

    • ron

      Just got it never mind. Thank you

      • Thanks for coming back and saying you got it. Was about to dive in to see if there’s issues.

        Everyone doing live results go at their own pace, and the readers need to be cognizant of that.

    • I have to say that people here (me) does not attack unless attacked first – over numerous weeks.

  • PTP with the jobber entrance. Nice…

    • Michael

      Sad

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    LMAO at the sign of Mankind with the beans.

    • Michael

      Beefaroni

  • BIG M

    Here we go.
    The Wyatt Family.

  • Night, PTP. We hardly knew ye

  • Snap

    the Sportsnet 360 feed just died.

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    “New face of desolation”
    “New face of destruction”
    I guess their tag team name should be The New Faces of D”

    • Michael

      Not pg

    • I don’t know about that. You are opening up for a of D jokes.

      • Harper’s Sweat Stains

        My comment was a D joke..

        • I’m surprised there hasn’t been a demolition reference with the Wyatts.

  • BIG M

    BUGGER the satellite feed for WWE Raw for Australia just went out.

    • You’re only missing a jobber match at this point. Hopefully, it comes back before anything real happens.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Oh my god! CM Punk just came back and took out everybody!

      • Michael

        And rey hit the 619

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Oh my God! Eddie Guerrero just came back from the dead and gave em a Frog Splash!

      • Michael

        Too far

        • Harper’s Sweat Stains

          Don’t cry. Don’t think anybody realistically believes that’d ever happen

          • Michael

            I was gonna say rvd hit the frog splash

        • Disagree. I think it’s been long enough. I still hurt every November, but even thinking about Eddie makes me smile. I love watching the WWE Network to see Eddie.

          • Harper’s Sweat Stains

            Exactly, Eddie’s legacy leaves us with nothing but happy thoughts. If I was making Owen Hart jokes it’d be a different story.

          • I agree.

            I bought a blue plaid blazer last fall, and cannot put it on without thinking of Owen. It was a BS character, but I think warm thoughts when I wear the blazer, and for me, that shows how great Owen was, through everything, and the legacy he left.

          • Michael

            I was gonna say because no one believes in zombies. Trust me. I was watching old eddie matches last night

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Woops, didn’t mean to set off the censor there. Sorry guys! But I’m not the only one who caught what Maggle implied on Strowman, right?

  • Michael

    Braun Strowman gave me some workout tips on instagram a few months ago

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      What a cool dude

      • Michael

        He is

  • Xavier

    Sucks that Titus will likely never get a decent singles push. He has a ton of natrual babyface charisma and fans wanna get behind the guy

    • Andrew

      He has plenty of tools so I don’t get it

    • It’s his age that’s working against him.

      • Michael

        Batista is old was old when he got pushed

      • Disagree. Batista did it at an older age. Creative just have their heads up their asses.

        • You do realize Titus is 38 right?

          • Michael

            So was batista. Hell DDP was 40 when he was pushed

          • Batista was 32 when he was first put in evolution. (He’s 46 now.

          • As Michael said below, Bats was 40. DDP was also quite a bit older and he was the WCW People’s Champion. Even Boogyman came in quite a bit older. It’s not always age that makes the wrestler. Sometimes an older guy deserves a push, and they can run with it.

            So what if he’s older? He might not have as long of a run at the top as a young guy, but he deserves the chance to try, especially since he has the tools to do it.

          • Bats was 40 in 2009 after he was main-eventing for nearly 5 years.

          • Boogy was older. DDP was older. I was wrong on Bats, but that’s just one, tiny bit of what I said, and that’s all you can dispute?

          • DDP was a different company and a different time and WCW was left no choice due to WCW falling from graces to Push DDP in an attempt to create a new star.

            Boogy never was a main-eventer.

          • Never said Titus would be a main-eventer, but that he deserves a singles push. Boogy had just that.

            Further, it was the fans who loved DDP, and wanted him, as they want Titus now. DDP was a solid star well before WCW started crumbling. He might not have been maine event, but he was in a huge nWo storyline from very early on in nWo, before Bisch even came out as the leader. So he wasn’t created because WCW was crumbling, he was part of why WCW was huge in the late 90s.

          • Yes he was a large star before the company fell apart but he didn’t become world champion until 1999 well after the WWE took over the lead and was driving away to the bank. WCW didn’t trust him to push the company until it was far too late.

            In today’s WWE there are far too many younger and up and coming stars that need attention and pushes for them to give a Solo one for a 38 Year old unproven star.

          • As I have already said, I’m not talking about main events, or Championships for Titus, Batista, DDP, or Boogy, I’m talking about solid singles pushes. That’s what I keep saying, and what they all had. That’s what Titus should get a shot at. He’s over like rover, he has a great look, great charisma, great mic work, and is very solid in the ring. He has what it takes, and should get a shot to see if it would go somewhere. They will never know what’s possible unless they try, and since he’s already on TV, why not put him in singles matches and see where it might lead. Compared to some of the serious BS they’ve fed us tonight, if Titus was put in some decently booked matches with decent wrestlers, something could come from it while not being any skin off anyone’s ass.

          • Giving him a push might take one away from a promising star like Neville, Cody, or Dolph.

          • Who are not getting pushed at all themselves. But, I know I’m talking to a brick wall who will never see anyone elses side of things, ever, so I don’t even know why I bother trying with you.

      • Harper’s Sweat Stains

        I’ve never heard anybody refer to racism as “age” before

        • BIG M

          Its called Ageism.
          Its a real thing look it up.

  • BIG M

    This sucks Satellite feed for WWE Raw in Australia is still OUT.

  • Avalanchian

    Let’s face it. PTP only got their push because of Titus winning father or the year or whatever.

    • Both are over. Why not take advantage of that? It’s “writer ADD at it’s worst”.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      They got their push by resurrecting and getting over a dead/worthless gimmick

  • Big M. already knows the outcome but just in case, Wyatt’s won.

    • BIG M

      Duh but still Satellite feed for OZ has been down for close to 10.

      • Hope it comes back soon. That sucks.

        • BIG M

          It just did phew.

      • Simon Veitch

        Yup, went down for me in Australia too

  • Moose

    Awww, Harper’s shirt ripped. He has so many months worth of sweat and funk built up in it. RIP Harper’s tank top.

  • CJ Blaze

    Stardust! Now that’s a good booking choice.

  • Thank goodness. No Descension with Cody.

    • CJ Blaze

      They jobbed to the Dragons on Superstars once again.

  • Michael

    They should sell Neville capes

    • ldb

      Nah we need stardust gloves

    • Jesse Sherwood

      YES!!! Kids would love it!

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Flashback to Edna from The Incredibles…

      NO CAPES!

    • Michael

      And neville ears

  • Xavier

    Cosmic Wasteland is no more?

    • Oh, darn…LOL!

    • Michael

      No theyre still a team

  • That ref is the worst. WAY too vocal.

  • Snap

    Bing Carrot!

  • BIG M

    BNB King Barett YES YES YES YES YES YES.

  • Barrett…lovely.

  • Avalanchian

    I think Barrett wants to destroy Stardust

  • Xavier

    Bad News Barrett > King Barrett

  • CJ Blaze

    Now THIS is interesting!

    • No, not it isn’t.

      • CJ Blaze

        I’m a fan of Barrett & Stardust working together for some reason, so that was like the highlight of the night for me lol.

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    No crown, no cape, still says King on the tron….

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    One Hit Kill? Okay.

    • BIG M

      King Hit.
      Australian Boxing and street fight term.

  • Never has a return mattered so little…

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Is he about to steal Triple H’s theme?

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Ugh, still King

  • Avalanchian

    Lame return of the King instead of the return of Bad News. /sad face

  • conan_kun

    I want Bad News Barrett, not King Barrett.

    • THAT would be cool. This nonsense? We did this already.

      • Harper’s Sweat Stains

        Weird how you just complained about him not being fired on my comment but agree with my same point on this comment. Troll, much?

  • ldb

    ALL HAIL THE JOBBER KING

  • Michael

    #giveTitusachance

  • BIG M

    King Hit.
    Australian Boxing and street fighting term.

  • Zack

    I did it! I finally caught up with everyone! Too many multi-person promos tonight lol

    • BIG M

      Well Done!.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Good thing you caught up in time for another one! Lmao

  • Zack

    Oh no! His signature JOOOOKE!

  • Michael

    Ashley going to be set on fire

  • BIG M

    Anyone Know who this “Ashley” chick is.
    Indie talent, Actress or what.

    • Michael

      No but i would like to

  • Dave Barton

    Thinking of ditching my old Disqus account in favor of a new one…I think I really like Perky Kane!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      You could just change your name!

  • Zack

    anyone else think Ashley is really cute?

    • Moose

      She has nice hair.

    • BIG M

      Sour face.

      • I was thinking the same, but if I said it, I’d be called catty.

        • BIG M

          If I wasn’t surrounded by Blokes here Id be called Sexist sooo.

          • I know I have to pick my comments at times because I know if I said them, I’ll catch crap for it.

            I was once told that I hated The Beautiful People because I was jealous, not because they truly sucked!

  • Michael

    Ashley run

  • Avalanchian

    I wonder if Kane gets his revenge on Lesnar during Hell In A Cell.

    • He’ll be a little busy with Seth

      • BIG M

        If Taker vs Lesner goes on last Kane could interfere.

  • Avalanchian

    I hope Ashley turns it on Rollins saying he needs pysch help

    • Moose

      That would be a nice twist.

    • Kanewty

      Only if Kane recommends dr Shelby lol

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    “Ask the pope!”
    that one got me laughing

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    I was expecting a badass pre-asskicking one-liner. Like “People like me bring Hell to others.”

    Not a crappy religion joke.

  • Michael

    Haha Pope D’angelo Deniro

  • BIG M

    Audience with the Pope! LMFAO.
    I’m sorry as an Atheist I find this kind of thing Funny.

  • Michael

    Promo city

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    They both came prepared with video packages

    • Michael

      Like the peoples court

    • Wouldn’t you?

      • Harper’s Sweat Stains

        Since she said she already completed her report…no

  • Moose

    Directa?

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Sounds like she’s trying to cover a british accent

  • Avalanchian

    Straightjacket Rollins up!!!!!

  • Michael

    She’s reading her script…who is she? Ryback

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Wow… Even I can’t suspend disbelief for this.

  • Moose

    That was the saddest Pedigree ever in the history of life.

    • BIG M

      That was pretty bad.

  • Michael

    Wow. This segment sucks

  • Now would be a good time for demon Kane to show up.

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    “Broke” his ankle, selling the knee

  • Avalanchian

    WWE failed this by not having Rollins put into a pysch ward

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Cue Dr. shelby

  • Michael

    Kane needs to start laughing

  • Moose

    OMG he pinched his calf!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    This has to go into the Hall of Shame, right next to Katie Vick… In fact, Kane owns a whole wing of the HoS…

    • Moose

      I concur.

    • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

      The Hall of Kane.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      OBJECTION

      • Jesse Sherwood

        On what grounds?

        • Harper’s Sweat Stains

          Those grounds *points at screen*

          • Jesse Sherwood

            That’s still not conclusive evidence! OVERRULED!

    • Michael

      Its next to the hall of pain

  • BIG M

    This segment is AWFUL.
    Ratings are going down and this is what creative comes up with Bloody hell.

  • Michael

    Is Kane wearing Undertakers old tie

  • CJ Blaze

    I thought Vince was concerned about the decline in ratings? Apparently not tonight.

  • Moose

    So Korporate Kane is hurt and limping and Demon Kane is gonna be fine, right?

    • Avalanchian

      pretty much

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Wow… This keeps getting worse.

    • BIG M

      And WWE’s Higher ups can’t understand why ratings are down Yikes.

  • Michael

    Thats gotta be kane. Thats gotta be kane

  • Snap

    Kane is the new Incredible Hulk.

  • Moose

    Superman had the telephone booth, Kane has an ambulance… Sigh.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    And the wig!!! BAKA!

    • BIG M

      Worst Segment of the year.

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    This is weak, but that sound effect was a nice touch.

  • Moose

    Yall ever seen a trainwreck?

    • Michael

      Yes

  • Xavier

    This angle is cracking me up

  • Michael

    Kane went the wrong direction. Arrow pointed left

  • Jesse Sherwood

    “Right to the injured leg!” IT HIT HIS ARM!!!

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Straight outta the Stephen Amell school for selling.

  • BIG M

    This is awful.
    Not even Rollins and Kane can make this horribly written segment work.

  • Snap

    I could almost swear the crowd was chanting “Russo!” Can’t say I disagree.

    • Moose

      That’s what I thought I heard too.

    • BIG M

      Its Russo level writing thats for sure Yikes.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        It’s Sting/Abyss level bad…

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    I don’t like when Kane does the throat slice in that mask. It always gives him THOSE PRECIOUS WITTLE CHUBBY CHEEKS.

  • Michael

    This just set WWE back to the hatching of the Gobbely Gooker

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Wasn’t incredible, but I’m not gonna sh*t all over this like everyone is.

    • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

      Pretty much my mindset. That was too damn long, but that’s the extent of my hate.

  • CJ Blaze

    Well, I must say that image of Kane w/ the World Title looks convincing.

    • Moose

      I can dig it.

    • Michael

      Dont get ideas

      • CJ Blaze

        Trust me, I’m not! Haha

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Get ideas and do an article!!!

    • BIG M

      Kane does deserve a Title run though.

  • I liked that.

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Was it good? No. But the script has been sh*t all night, so this isn’t too out of line with everything else tonight.

  • BIG M

    When WWE Higher ups and creative have talented people like Rollins and Kane trying to sell crap like that which no-one could save they have no-one to blame for low ratings but themselves.

  • Avalanchian

    Yes Bray we know its between you and Roman but you were the one to bring others in cause you are weak.

  • Scott

    Wow this Raw has sucked balls

    • Xavier

      Agreed.

      • BIG M

        A Cena snore fest would’ve been better than that.
        Feel so bad for Rollins and Kane trying to sell the unsellable.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      I’m sure when they walked into the creative meeting Vince said “Ok, what’s next for Cena”
      And they spent all their time working on that.

  • BIG M

    I really want Bryan to return now.
    Save us from this garbage Daniel.

  • CJ Blaze

    Cannot wait to watch that NXT Panel.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      They’ve been going above & beyond with loading the Network with original content. Hope it doesn’t slow down anytime soon.

      • Michael

        Table for 3 this week should be good too. Bryan, Ryback and i forget

        • CJ Blaze

          Ziggler

          • Harper’s Sweat Stains

            Yupp, topic is the IC title. Hope it’s as good as New Day’s

          • Michael

            Thats who i thought. Should be good. Cant wait for Cesaro, Ambrose and Owens though

          • CJ Blaze

            Wow, that will be awesome as well.

          • Harper’s Sweat Stains

            Don’t forget about Sting/DDP/Vader!

          • Michael

            Who else is on that one

          • BIGE

            when is the next new episode ?

          • Michael

            Wed after nxt

          • BIGE

            thanks

  • Michael

    The Raw writeup should be titled: RAW Really Awful Watching

    • Jesse Sherwood

      +1,000,000 points!

      • BIG M

        Bryan now NEEDS to come back soon.
        Daniel please save us.

  • I think raw needs to take sometime off from live shows. They need to do something to freshen the merchandise. The wrestling is good (Kane selling the knee instead of the ankle not withstanding) but the show sucks.

  • Avalanchian

    And Raw is slowly getting worse

  • Moose

    Oh good…. it’s Bo.

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Cut to the Bills since they’ve been stronger than anything on the show tonight

  • BIG M

    So who’s bo jobbing to this time.

  • Michael

    It just gets better

  • Snap

    is he offering them a Super Bo Ring?

    • Moose

      *rimshot*

  • Avalanchian

    Rex Ryan would be hilarious to have in this segment with Bo

  • Jesse Sherwood

    One of the few times I say it… THANK GOD FOR ORTON!

  • BIG M

    Who is writing this crap.

  • Zack

    So I gotta say. I liked the Kane segment. It’s WWE, you can’t take this stuff too seriously. It was fun! Also “only a fool thinks he can look into the dragon’s eye and not get burned” is my favorite Bray Wyatt line ever

  • Bo v Randy? No wonder I’m watching reruns of The Big Bang Theory

    • Zack

      You mean the Big Bo Theory. It’s the theory of why Bo can’t stop putting on weight…

      • Moose

        Bo Berry Biscuits from Bojangles?

        • Zack

          just take all of the points Moose

          • Moose

            Yay!!!!

          • BIG M

            He always does.

          • Moose

            Not always. Sometimes, I’m on fire. Sometimes, I’m terrible.

  • Avalanchian

    Randy putting on a show for the Bills.

  • Xavier

    Atleast WWE is closing with two of it’s promising stars

    • BIG M

      This Raw’s only saving grace.

    • Michael

      Before a closing Authority segment probably

      • Xavier

        Why you gotta be negative lol

        • Michael

          Sad truth. WWE always pulls the bait and switch

        • Zack

          He doesn’t Bolieve

  • Avalanchian

    well Buffalo seemed to enjoy the match.

  • BIG M

    Why Couldn’t we have a Ambrose match on Raw or a KO match.

  • BIG M

    Thank Goodness a KO match.

  • The authority is only appearing every other week lately. They will probably be back next week to name the HIAC match between Kane and Rollins at HIAC for the title.

  • BIG M

    Whats the bet Raw’s ratings will be under 3 million this week.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Packers are blowing out the Chiefs so they might get some final hour channel flippers

      • BIG M

        Guessing thats American ‘FootBall” (used that last word loosely).

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    No Ambrose, No Cesaro. I’m telling you, this script got about as much effort behind it as Paul Blart 2’s did

    • Ambrose was on earlier in a segment with Reigns and Orton.

      • BIG M

        Yeah but he hasn’t worked a match tonight.

        • True but he’s going to be involved in the main-event.

          • BIG M

            Run-in is cool but I wanna see him work.

      • Harper’s Sweat Stains

        That’s not wrestling.

        • You didn’t specify that.

          • Harper’s Sweat Stains

            Sorry I didn’t structure my comment around your specifications.

          • No Ambrose means just that. He’s not on the show at all.

          • Harper’s Sweat Stains

            Since this is a wrestling thread about a wrestling show there’s an implied value that we’d be talking about wrestling

          • But this is WWE not and Indy like ROH where there is nothing but Wrestling. There is other entertainment and things involved.

          • Harper’s Sweat Stains

            Oh really? Wow! Thanks for filling me in! I just started watching wrestling 5 minutes ago

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Cut it out guys.

    • BIG M

      Bloody Oath your not wrong.

    • Avalanchian

      Ambrose will appear in the end. There is no way it’s just Bray vs Roman for the whole thing

  • Avalanchian

    Master Chief is not dead.

  • Avalanchian

    Those anti-smoking commercials make me want to smoke just to spite them

  • Well…this went south quick.

  • Snap

    Ugh, Roidback! Muted.

  • “I’ll tell ya one thing; I don’t like the guy” Thanks for the noozeflash!

  • Moose

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the smoothest heel in recent memory.

  • Zack

    Ryback on commentary= pretty bad
    Owens on commentary= pure effing gold

  • BIG M

    I hope KO gets to feud with either Cesaro or Ambrose after Ryback.

  • Rusev Matchka!

  • TONG PO!

  • Ryback can’t even be snarky properly. Gosh, he’s awful on the stick.

  • CJ Blaze

    This is going to be a thing, isn’t it? -_-

    • Moose

      Sigh…

  • Cool. So Vince Russo’s been rehired…

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Allow me to direct you to my many previous comments about the lack of effort put into this script.

  • BIG M

    Wonder if VKM was telling Ryback to take shots at KO’s cardio on the headset.
    VKM Still obsessed with a workers ‘LOOK” (GROAN).

  • Avalanchian

    lmao WWE logic. Thrown into person attack person who hit you. Now team up on person. They called it a week early creative did

  • This may be the worst Raw in years.

  • BIG M

    This has been the worst Raw in Months.

    • you’re giving them too much credit

    • Michael

      Where’s comic guy from the Simpsons

      • BIG M

        “WORST RAW EVER”

  • Moose

    Paige dancing in the commercial was nice. Hehehehe

    • Zack

      It was indeed my friend

  • I think we should call this episode: “Monday Night Raw”: A tribute to TNA.

    • CJ Blaze

      This week’s Impact should be better!

    • Moose

      Wow! Botchamania will just replay this Raw for one of their episodes.

    • Michael

      WWE Impact

  • Avalanchian

    Save us Paul Heyman. you’re our only hope!!!

  • BIGE

    OUR SAVIOR!!!
    PAUL HEYMAN

  • Jesse Sherwood

    MY GOD!!! The show may be saved yet! PRAISE HEYMAN!

    • BIG M

      Thank F**K For that.

    • Avalanchian

      Too bad majority have already went to bed after this abomination

    • BIG M

      WWE Creative and Higher Ups will have no-one but themselves to blame for what will be this weeks Raw Low rating.

  • BIG M

    Oh Thank Goodness Paul Heyman is here.
    A great promo awaits us.

    • Guaranteed.

    • Michael

      Glory glory its paul heyman

  • Michael

    Breaking Grounds seems like it will be good

  • Can Paul make us forget the last 2 1/2 hours? If anyone can, he can

  • Michael

    Tonight we watched a three hour edition of Botchamania

    • Moose

      Normally, that would be entertaining.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        JEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS!

        • Michael

          Super Dragon

          • Moose

            Clap clap clapclapclap

      • Botchamania doesn’t drown in suck like this episode of “Raw” has.

  • Moose

    I would die if Heyman threw bombs about the previous couple hours of Raw sucking.

  • Zack

    I’m so confused, everyone is hating tonight’s Raw and I’m like “meh not bad” yeah it might not be great, but I’m not hating it. Usually I’m the first to be like “this is awful” but it’s not. WWE isn’t making BAD decisions, they’re just not swinging for the fences tonight, which whatever it’s fine. I certainly don’t think it’s “the worst in MONTHS” Do yall not remember how HORRIBLE the memorial day show was? That was painful.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      This, in a lot of ways, is almost as bad. And it isn’t a holiday Raw…

      • Zack

        My thing is, this Raw isn’t BAD it’s just not very good. To me there is a big difference. Just one mans opinion.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      Last weeks Raw was great, so everyone expects the next Raw to be twice as good

      • Jesse Sherwood

        At least somewhere close to as good. But this isn’t even in the same state. It’s barely the same continent.

        • Harper’s Sweat Stains

          It definitely isn’t on the same level, but when all wrestling fans expect to WWE to go above and beyond what they did the week before every single week, it doesn’t help

    • Michael

      Where is team BAD

    • I don’t expect much from a holiday show. This is up against MNF and many first run programs. I don’t think I’ve stayed tuned in for more than 5 minutes straight all night

  • I’m enjoying Raw. I’m entertained. that’s all I can ask for.

  • BIGE

    Dolph Ziggler stealing everyones girl.

    First Lana, then Summer and now Nikki wow lol

    • He gets around. What ya mean you don’t know?

      • BIGE

        as Teddy Long would say… PLAYA PLAYA

        • Michael

          In spanish playa means beach or pool lol

    • Michael

      There goes Dolphs push

      • Didn’t realize he was getting one.

        • Michael

          Hence program with tong po

      • BIGE

        but Nikki said john has no pull ? lol yeah right

  • Moose

    Heyman wearing purple for a reason??

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I like the purple tie. But I feel it’s a symbol towards Taker.

      • Moose

        I’m beginning to wonder if the purple ties are just a wink to Taker outta respect.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      The pimpin never stops

  • Xavier

    Sorry Paul, but not even you can sell me on Brock/Big Show

    • He’s trying. Really trying.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      The only way they could possibly sell this is by simply saying “tune in Saturday to watch Brock kick some ass”

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Got my hopes up for Heyman, ends up talking about Big Show more

  • Michael

    Could have advertised brock

  • Big Slow hasn’t mattered in so long that this match doesn’t either.

  • He just turned face, no heel, no…AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

  • Avalanchian

    Not even Heyman can save Raw

    • BIG M

      Only 1 Man can save it now.
      Chant it with me YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Face Funny Show!

  • I have to get ready for work.

    • Lucky you!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Peace Josh!

  • The one guy…of, like, 3.

  • This is just awful.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    “Pushes Brock to the limit every time I’m in the ring with him…” What about Royal Rumble 2013?

  • BIGE

    big show just retire please

  • Eat, sleep, turn face, repeat.

    • Moose

      +500,000 points

    • Michael

      You know he likes to eat and turn too

    • Eat, sleep, turn face, repeat, Eat, sleep, turn Heel, repeat. eat some more

  • BIG M

    Can they please for the love of anything thats sane let Daniel Bryan return soon and save us from this dreck.

  • conan_kun

    I bet they gonna book Ryback and Ziggler vs Rusev and Owens again on Smackdown, then Owens walk out of Rusev again.

  • Michael

    Big Slow had to ruin the moment

  • conan_kun

    Damn WWE put Sasha on the shelf again

    • Avalanchian

      she went back down to NXT to battle with Bayley

      • Michael

        She’s there. Team Bad posted pics from Niagra falls today

      • Xavier

        Well Vince certainly doesn’t want Sasha anywhere near Charlotte because then it would be obvious that Charlotte is only 2nd fiddle

    • She’ll be back. Don’t fret.

  • Tonight’s episode was written by Rin Tin Tin with Vince Russo and Bill Watts.

  • Xavier

    RAW has been completely flat. Happens from time to time. It is what it is

    • This is worse than the usual flatness. That segment with Rollins and Kane should have killed. The only thing it killed was common sense.

  • BIGE

    You know what the real main event should be?

    • Yes. NOT the one we’re gonna get.

      • BIGE

        20 minutes of Austin Creed, Sasha Banks,Tong Po, Sizzle, 24/7, big wool, and Uce playing a video game

        • I would LOVE that…so of course it won’t happen. #UpUpDwnDwn

          • BIGE

            yeah it would be best for business so we won’t get it

        • Michael

          And kofi

          • BIGE

            yeah kofi’s gamer name is 24/7. cause it all came full circle lol

          • Michael

            Oh yeah he changed it after madden… my bad

          • BIGE

            all good haha

  • Avalanchian

    Packers are destroying the Chiefs.

  • Xavier

    Wonder who’s call it was to let Reigns/Wyatt close tonight.

    • Jack Tunney.

      • Xavier

        Lol

    • BIG M

      I dunno but they’ve both been screwed since No-one has stuck around to watch after watching 2 hours of Dreck.
      Seriously its been all down hill since the Divas segment.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      They probably realized when they finished the script that they hadn’t picked a spot for it yet. And by the time they finished the script the show was half over

  • BIG M

    Kendra, Jesse, CJ, Zack you all work for WNW so one of you must know the answer to this question….. HOW IN THE BLOODY HELL CAN PEOPLE BEHIND THE SCENES IN WWE POSSIBLY THINK PORRLY WRITTEN AND BOOKED SHOWS LIKE THIS WILL HELP BOOST RATINGS?.
    HOW JUST HOW?.

    • Avalanchian

      To be fair the Packers are on MNF. So they have No Chance In Hell. So no point in trying

      • Yeah but why penalize the fans for it?

        • Avalanchian

          Maybe since football season started all the writers are too busy worrying about their fantasy sports teams.

    • CJ Blaze

      The only thing I’ve got is Vince is still in charge, and that’s just an opinion.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      They don’t. They think that because of the Network special, people will tune in regardless.

      • BIG M

        Well thats pretty bloody arrogant.
        I mean more Raw’s like this may see Subscriptions go down.
        You Know I hope GFW or ROH will one day get to the point where they may actually compete with WWE.
        Because WWE’s higher ups clearly need a good swift kick up the backside.

        • When you have a monopoly on an industry, you don’t have to try as hard as when there was competition.

          • BIG M

            Exactly my point.
            They need the competition obviously.

          • Which is exactly what I said.

    • They know people will watch, no matter what. The biggest competition they have is NXT, so why should they work work for it?

      • BIG M

        You Know I hope GFW or ROH will one day get to the point where they may actually compete with WWE.
        Because WWE’s higher ups clearly need a good swift kick up the backside for giving us this Crap.

        I’m gonna have to watch a weeks worth of New Japan just to reaffirm my love of Pro Wrestling.

        • Honestly, I think the WWE has hurt themselves with the WWE Network. We don’t have to watch live to get our WWE fix, we can watch any number of years, Raws, PPVs, we can even switch the channel to watch WCW! I’m getting rid of DISH, so I won’t see Raw live, but at this point, WWE liveon TV isn’t worth the money.

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      What they do think helps boost ratings is John Cena. Which is why the rest of the show is put on the backburner while they figure out plans for Cena

    • Xavier

      Every RAW can’t be great, RAW has no repeats meaning there will be bad episodes from time to time. Often times something may look good in writing but for whatever reason won’t translate on tv and vise versa

  • BIGE

    Roman Reigns real talk lol

  • Pipe Lighter.

  • Avalanchian

    Reigns speaking the truth!!!!!

  • Michael

    Thats not pg… i like it

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Didn’t he do something like this last week?

  • Subramony

    dude.. how long till the coverage gets finished. raw is over half hour ago

    • Raw was over ages ago. AWA Superstars of Wrestling has taken over.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Raw still has 15 minutes. Coverage is being updated regularly.

  • Michael

    All we need is for the announcers to say we have a doozy here

  • Moose

    Did that 2K NBA commercial look like GTA or have my night meds kicked in early?

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      2K has had the NBA games on point since 2012. Their gameplay mechanics have been near flawless so they can focus on stupid sh*t like the MyPlayer cutscenes

      • Michael

        Too bad the dont do it on WWE games

        • Harper’s Sweat Stains

          They still have Vince trying to make them add a bunch of pointless wrestlers to the roster so they have to focus on that instead of making the game actually good. 2K cares about their games, WWE cares about their profit. Conflict of interest

  • It would be neat if WWe let bryan come out one time to The Final Countdown.

  • Michael

    Hahah 100000 points for the final countdown commercial

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Infinite points! And if Bryan EVER came out to it in WWE, I’d have a heart attack!!!

      • Moose

        Europe playing the entrance at WM!!!!

      • Michael

        His old theme! That would be the scene

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    No seriously, Reigns totally did the “Fight me by yourself.” speech to Wyatt last week. The only difference in the segments was Reigns not being PG.

  • BIGE

    is it just me or can you not believe bray wyatt as a legit main event threat

    • It’s you. He absolutely could be. He was for a while.

    • Completely you.

    • BIG M

      Just You.

    • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

      All you. I’d absolutely buy it. The only problem is lacking feuds to keep it from being inevitable.

    • It’s a case of Booking has to get behind him.

    • …and now that you’ve heard from the WNW Tabernacle Choir…LOL!!

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      How’s it feel being all alone on that tiny island over there?

      • BIGE

        it feels lonely lol

        • LOL! Why don’t you think he can main event? Being curious. There must be a good reason.

          • BIGE

            well I’ve just never bought into him being the “new face of fear”

          • BIGE

            i guess its just the gimmick for me, doesn’t creep me out like the effect undertaker has with his presence

          • But it’s PG now, and we are not as young as we were when Taker was huge. That was a whole new time and character in wrestling. Now, we’ve seen about everything.

          • BIGE

            thats true, yeah you’re right

          • BIGE

            Unsubscribe.

        • Harper’s Sweat Stains

          The lonely island
          *rimshot*

  • Love that Bray didn’t start selling the shoulder until the camera was focused on him.

    • BIG M

      A real pro.

      • LOL!!

        • BIG M

          Well by WWE’s standards.
          Seriously though Im big on Bray Wyatt he should be Main Eventing.
          Same with Dean Ambrose.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Reigns… TALKS TOO MUCH!

    • YES!!!!

    • Michael

      He never shuts up

      • He’s got Cena disease in there.

        • Michael

          From Nikki?

  • BIG M

    Crowds dead…and who can blame them.
    I feel so bad for Bray and Roman they’ve been shafted here.

    • CJ Blaze

      Shafted?

      • Moose

        He’s a bad mother…shut yo mouth! Just talkin’ bout Shaft!

      • They’re stuck capping off an absolutely shitty Raw.

        • CJ Blaze

          Eh, I was just happy to see them get the main event, but it’s obvious they had to end the show.

    • Xavier

      They never stood a chance but they trying

  • Moose

    WTH was that?

    • Peteya56

      Crowd was chanting “let him stay” or “let them stay”. Wonder what happened

      • Moose

        I was talking about the awkward armdrag/tossy thing.

        • Peteya56

          Oh…got it haha my bad

      • Great. Someone else getting kicked out.

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Can’t they just start the NXT panel on the network early?

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Looks like we had a fan incident, AGAIN!

    • Xavier

      Missed it, what happened

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Fans started a “Let Him Stay” chant.

  • BIG M

    Ouch Roman went legit head first not shoulder first.

  • Michael

    Here comes a fan run in

  • BIG M

    ANOTHER NON-FINISH UGH.

  • Michael

    Hey look dana white

  • Moose

    With all the fan incident crap going on, isn’t going into the crowd a bad idea right now?

    • I would think so!

    • Xavier

      Very bad idea

    • Jesse Sherwood

      ABSOLUTELY!!! BAKA!!!

    • Peteya56

      I was thinking the same thing

  • Xavier

    I wonder if they are setting up for a big spot

    • BIG M

      Planning something obviously.

  • Wow!

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Lots of bleeping.

  • Avalanchian

    Poor blue shirt person

    • Poor planted guy.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Isn’t Red supposed to be the unlucky color?

      • Moose

        Colorblind away mission?

      • You might never have noticed that I don’t wear red, but I’m still the one taken out on away missions.

        In the immortal words of (most hated) Helms, “What’s up with that?”

  • Michael

    I could see these two fight for the championship one day against each other

    • Harper’s Sweat Stains

      I could see Reigns flipping burgers at McDonalds one day but that’s besides the point.

      • Michael

        Come on mcdonalds? They have machines

  • Snap

    a “Holy Shit” chant from a spot we see on a (semi)-regular basis? really?

  • Moose

    Cole saying barricade exploded translates to a wall falling over… thanks Cole.

  • Xavier

    Nice spear

  • YEAH!!!

  • Michael

    Super Reigns

  • Jesse Sherwood

    FINALLY!!! A good spot tonight!

    • BIG M

      And a Yes chant.
      I wish Bryan would return.

  • Moose

    Best spot of the night!!

    • Michael

      Only spot of the night

  • They’re trying to save the last part of this show…and they have.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    That got the crowd pumped!!!

  • Xavier

    Kuddos to Reigns & Bray, they brought it tonight and got the fans back

    • BIG M

      Yeah but they should not have had too.

      • Xavier

        True but maybe something like this needed to happen to show Vince that guys like Reigns & Bray are more then capable of closing more RAWs, SDs, PPVs etc etc

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Wow! Entertainment!

  • BIGE

    Cole “with a vicious version of his spear” aren’t they all suppose to be vicious lol

  • CJ Blaze

    Book Reigns vs. Wyatt inside HIAC.

  • Michael

    Friday is on

  • Xavier

    Hey look, Friday is on. I might as well relive one of my favorite child hood movies

    • Moose

      Hell yes!!!

    • Michael

      Craig

  • Avalanchian

    Can only imagine what happened after Raw went off the air

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Raw fades to black and they cut to Friday, greatest movie.

  • Peteya56

    I thought I accidentally changed the channel haha
    I’m down for some Friday though

  • conan_kun

    The Yes Chants mean they want Daniel Bryan to be Reigns and Ambrose’s partner

  • Moose

    Night folks! Maybe next Monday WWE will hit it out of the park.

    • BIG M

      Night Moose!.

    • Avalanchian

      Well I’d hope things can only go up from tonight.

    • Night! Careful with those antlers.

  • Xavier

    Bye Felicia

  • Avalanchian

    WWE to Network. Can we get an extra 5mins of tv time? Network – Not with 2hrs 40mins of the abomination you showed today

  • BIG M

    Well that Raw was lacklustre at best.
    See Ya WNW People.

    Wel Raw yn Lacklustre ar y gorau.
    Gweler Ya Gorllewin Gogledd Orllewin Pobl.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Peace WNW! It’s been fun!

  • conan_kun

    Don’t be surprised if this week Raw’s ratings dropped again

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    See ya next week. Hope it’s worth remembering!

  • Harper’s Sweat Stains

    Cool spot to end it but everything before the double count out was crap

  • WWE Network is revealing what a loser Steve Keirn was.

  • Zack

    Reigns and Wyatt showed why Vince needs to grow some grapefruits and put the WWE in the younger generation’s hands.

  • I’m gone, kids. Tonight was only endurable because of the Watch Party.

  • conan_kun

    Poor Ziggler and Nattie, only have 1 minute on show.

    • Zack

      Better than Cesaro