Smackdown Live Results (3/28/17) - MIZtv Steals The Show

SMACKDOWN! LIVE (03.28.17)
RICHMOND, VA (Richmond Coliseum)
Commentators: Tom Phillips, John "Bradshaw" Layfield, David Otunga
Written by Brendan Wahl

 

Daniel Bryan's music started off the program as the GM made his way down to the ring for the Contract Signing between AJ Styles and Shane McMahon. The back-and-forth started with Shane putting over AJ's ring work as "phenomenal" but then added that his arrogance is what cost him his WWE Championship against John Cena and his ego is what caused him to attack Shane because he wasn't involved in Wrestlemania. AJ reminded Shane that this will be a traditional match and Shane can't do any of his crazy stunts that he would usually perform on the big stage. AJ listed all the legends that Shane has competed against in the past but added that Shane has NEVER faced a man like him. After both men signed the contract, they got in each other's faces but Bryan separated the two men. He wanted to seal the deal with a handshake but AJ blew Shane off and exited the ring instead.

 

Smackdown Women's Champion Alexa Bliss and Mickie James join the announce table for color commentary.

 

1) Becky Lynch vs. Carmella [w/James Ellsworth] went to a No Contest in 2:13 when Bliss and James got involved. Becky and Mickie cleared the other two out before Mickie pointed to the Wrestlemania sign and stared Becky down. During the commercial break, Daniel Bryan made all four women compete in a tag match.

 

2) Smackdown Women's Champion Alexa Bliss & Carmella [w/James Ellsworth] def. Becky Lynch & Mickie James by pinfall in 9:28 when Carmella pinned Lynch after a James Ellsworth distraction. Mid-way through the match, Natalya came down to ringside and joined the announce table for color commentary as the show went to another commercial break.

 

After the match, Naomi returned and cleared the ring before announcing her participation in the Women's Title match at Wrestlemania.

"Breezy Bella" declared himself available for the Smackdown Women's Title match at Wrestlemania but Bryan says no and pretends that he couldn't see through his disguise. Instead, he offered Breezango a spot in the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royale and they would be in a 10-man tag tonight.

 

Miz and Maryse presented the season finale of Total Bellas starring them as Cena and Nikki/Brie, respectively of course. Miz also played Daniel Bryan with a funny voice while walking on his knees. Maryse/Nikki asked Miz/Cena to marry her and then it said "To Be Continued." We took a commercial break and then upon returning, Miz/Cena said no and just wanted Maryse/Nikki to be by his side and make him appear to be a good person. They both then broke character to address the camera and said that they would make sure that Wrestlemania will be the curtain call for Cena and Nikki. Miz finished by saying that Cena's entire life is "total bulls--t." John Cena and Nikki Bella interrupted the proceedings in the ring with the former saying that the parody was pretty funny and said it was one "of the few good things he's done here." Cena criticized Maryse's claim about Nikki stopping her from coming back and added that when she tried to return it was just because the company didn't want her back. Cena also called Miz insane for claiming that he was using wrestling to go to Hollywood and said that everyone else has done it including the Miz, who has only done "crappy bootleg movies" of movies he's already made. Cena then said that Miz begged Maryse to come back so HE could be on Total Divas. Cena also asked how many kids that Miz and Maryse currently had and also accused him of "firing blanks." Cena then stripped his merch off that Miz thinks defined him and told him that the power couple will destroy him at Wrestlemania. Cena even called him a "pussy" and called them not the "it couple" but rather the "shhhh it couple." Cena dared Miz to take a swing but the heels retreated to the back. Nikki then got on the mic and said that they will be coming to kick their asses.

 

3) Mojo Rawley, American Alpha, Beauty & the Man-Beast vs. Dolph Ziggler, Smackdown Tag Team Champions The Usos and Breezango by pinfall in 11:03 when Mojo scored the win over Breeze.

 

Luke Harper cut a pre-recorded promo about how he has seen the truth and he doesn't need Bray in his life anymore.

 

4) WWE Champion Bray Wyatt vs. Luke Harper in a non-title match by pinfall in 8:03 when Wyatt spit some weird substace out of his mouth before hitting Sister Abigail for the win. After the match, Randy Orton appeared at the site of the former Wyatt Compound. Orton drove a stake into the grave of Sister Abigail to seal Bray's fate and then a viper attacked the screen.

 

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  • Good evening

  • CJ Blaze

    Final SmackDown! It’s nice to have a show where we won’t just have 2-3 matches taped before Raw this year.

    • I really hope it’s better than Raw was! I’m Also hoping SD Live after WM will be on par with that Raw. Fans stay in town for Raw, what’s one more night for another live show?

  • I’m glad I’m not a Jaded fan and just enjoy the shows for what they are.

    • CJ Blaze

      I may complain a few weeks in advance, but I always end up loving the card for what it is.

    • I go through good and bad times. I try to stay positive, but some weeks it’s hard.

    • GKP

      I do to a point, I enjoy everything but I can’t get behind Reigns or anything he does. He needs a change.

  • S.A.M.

    hey gang!!!

    • CJ Blaze

      Yo!

  • CJ Blaze

    What SmackDown match are you looking forward to the most?

  • ikon

    Yo

  • CJ Blaze

    I wonder if Mauro will make it to Mania 🙁

  • S.A.M.

    i think the fans still love Daniel Bryan lol

    • Holy smokes, that’s impressive!

    • ikon

      Its gotta piss Vince off lol.

  • “BIG M” Adams.

    Hello WNW People!

    • ikon

      Howdy

  • Shane getting some heat! Solid mixed reaction!

  • CJ Blaze

    I really want AJ and Orton’s new shirts

    • I want them to make shirt for real women, not teen girls without curves!

      • ikon

        Those don’t exist in Vince’s fan base lol

        • Yes, but boobs do! You’d think he’d be more accommodating for tatas!

          • ikon

            HAH touche! You’d think so.

    • S.A.M.

      i want Seth’s Kingslayer along with those two.

      • ikon

        That one and SouthPaw are the ones I’m looking at

      • CJ Blaze

        Yes and that one too!! I’m wearing my new Alpha hoodie and also just got Alexa’s 5 feet of fury shirt because that’s basically me lol.

  • GKP

    That cut above Sheamus’ eye was nasty, damn

    • S.A.M.

      earning his moniker of Celtic Warrior with that one.

    • ikon

      Yeah it was. I didn’t even notice it happened.

    • I just hope it has time enough to seal up before WM, because busting that again will hurt like…Yeah, it would really bleeping hurt.

  • S.A.M.

    there is no way this match is a straight forward match. needs a no DQ stipulation or something.

  • CJ Blaze

    I really think (and hope) this match will surprise people.

    • ikon

      I think it will. It will be a decent to good and fun match with some serious high spots. But I understand why people don’t want it to happen when AJ is basically the best wrestler on the planet he should have a wrestling match at wrestle Mania.

  • ikon

    Did Shane forget that that whole story was about Cena’s ego?

  • Eddie

    I’ve got a bad feeling Shane is going over

    • ikon

      I refuse to believe that will happen lol

    • CJ Blaze

      I hadn’t even considered that an option until now :-/ AJ has to win.

      • Eddie

        If Shane keeps wrestling a few times a year they’re going to have to put him over a couple times to keep his credibility. I’m worried it will be AJ’s expense

    • GKP

      Same. Think about it, Shane hasn’t had a win since he returned. And WWE don’t think much about wins and losses.

      • Eddie

        Yea I just mentioned that below. Exactly what I’m thinking

  • CJ Blaze

    Loving the vibe I’m getting from this feud – that Shane is doing it for AJ to prove himself as the best.

    • ldb

      yes i love it

  • “BIG M” Adams.

    This feud is ok!
    But i still say AJ should be main eventing Mania!

    • CJ Blaze

      I think he will eventually.

    • ldb

      aj is better than the wm main event. wrestlemania dreams of aj styles being its main event.

  • ikon

    So sad for Harper…..

    • ldb

      such a good big man heck any body. could be something …better than boo

    • CJ Blaze

      I hope he gets a chance to shine the battle royal. And hoping for a push after Mania.

      • ikon

        Yeah but I think the battle royal is a consolation prize for Braun. They had such a great shot to make him the babyface in this title match as a triple threat and just ruined it :

        • CJ Blaze

          Right. They were also pushing Strowman big time and then completely stopped basically. It is what it is.

          • ikon

            Such a sad thing. Especially for Braun who was getting massively over. Not sure why they start/stop people so drastically so often just ruins people who could be stars.

        • ldb

          talk about missing the boat braun could ve been the next big thing but no the pushed boo reigns right on past understanding

          • ikon

            Its so funny. We complain they can’t build new stars. Then they show they really can with Braun but only for Reigns and afterwards you’re just an afterthought again.

          • ldb

            yes i swear its like they do it to just piss off longtime fans

  • ldb

    ellsworth looks like malibu most wanted

  • ldb

    guys i found something better than raw and good for me…..walking from my house to town and back. but i love smackdown.

  • ikon

    Anyone else upset Aries/Neville is wasted on the preshow? Could be the best wrestlng match on the entire card and…..

    • David F

      the Raw womens match and tag team title matches should be bumped to preshow and replaced by Aries/Nevile.

      • ikon

        I dunno about the women but DEFINITELY the tag match.

        • David F

          I am woman wrestling fan but I could care less about Bayley Sasha and Charlotte now. If Broken hardys return for tag match then that would be ok for me

          • ikon

            Oh for sure I agree this women’s match isn’t good. Another floundered opportunity.

          • David F

            WWE dropped ball big time with Bayley and it was evident women roster was not deep enough to support a brand split

          • ikon

            I was screaming that as soon as it happened on RAW. People thought it would be ok as long as it was her vs heel Sasha at Mania and yeah nope. Just another floundered moment.

          • David F

            flip flopping title also hurt Sasha and Charlotte big time. When Charlotte mentioned 5 time women champ I LOL

          • ikon

            Seriously. 5 times in what a year? Thats just not acceptable lol.

    • CJ Blaze

      See, I don’t think the Kickoff makes the matches “wasted.” It’s all still WrestleMania in front of the same huge crowd and on all the TVs. Heck, the Kickoff is free on many platforms so more eyes may be on it as opposed to the actual main events. Just looking at the bright side.

      • ikon

        The crowd is NOT filled in during the preshow. And not nearly as many people watch the preshow. It isn’t the same. Wasted may not be the right word but it sure is not the same. It might get watched more in general but I’m not sure on those numbers. I just know the crowd isn’t filled in by then.

        • CJ Blaze

          Hopefully they’re smart and book the battle royal first. I was disappointed by how empty the arena was last year for Ryback vs. Kalisto.

          • ikon

            I almost feel like the battle royal is going to be the last thing before the real show. They seem to care far more about that even though it means literally nothing sadly.

          • ikon

            I’m just disappointed because that could literally be the best match of the entire night and they just don’t care.

  • GKP

    That sucks that Pitbull has been given a higher place on WM than AA and Neville and the Smackdowns Womens Championship…

    • S.A.M.

      that is something that should kickoff the show to do the whole pump up the crowd for the long day/night of matches.

  • S.A.M.

    Ellsworth cant introduce Carmella for squat. Only Enzo can do that properly.

  • ldb

    ricardo is looking rough these days

  • ldb

    everyone has been stealing nikki tops

  • S.A.M.

    can we get that Teddy Long special and turn this into a tag match?

    • ldb

      holla holla holla playa

    • ikon

      Called it lol

      • S.A.M.

        holla holla holla

  • ikon

    Mick Kick? No way! Kickie James!

    • ldb

      i love it her new name!

  • ldb

    i think rowan will help bray at wm what about you guys

    • ikon

      I think a dirty win for Bray would kill any momentum he has going right.

      • ldb

        yeah thats why they do it wwelogic

        • ikon

          WWE logic is Randy winning clean as “babyface” lol

  • ikon

    How many more years until they change the name to just mania or something where it doesn’t involve “wrestle” ??

  • ldb

    that was botchy as heck

  • ikon

    I still can’t stand that top for Becky. Her old gear was much better.

  • ikon

    Is it just my bias or does Alexa pretty clearly outshine all the other women on the SD roster? I know people love Becky but she hasn’t been great for me since the brand split.

    • S.A.M.

      on the mic it seems nobody on the SD womens division can touch her.

      • ikon

        mic and character work I’d say

        • S.A.M.

          the heel turn in NXT was the best thing to happen to her.

          • ikon

            Oh big time! She was just a glittery jobber before that.

    • ldb

      she heels to a t. is good on mic her facial expressions sell her arrogance great and she is smokin H A W T.

      • ikon

        So I’m guessing it isn’t just my bias haha

  • ldb

    what kinda pants has kickie got on

  • CJ Blaze

    Moving to Orlando in July and I’m so jealous all the WM activities are occurring there this year.

    • ikon

      Be careful in Florida lol its a dang crazy place with crazy people!

  • ldb

    THE A LISTER HARD AT WORK

  • ldb

    A movie with the red dragon yes

  • ikon

    Those movies have GOT to cost more than they ever make lol

  • ikon

    Do we even know what kind of match this woman’s match is going to be yet?

  • CJ Blaze

    YES!

  • Dustyn

    I think my pick for this match may have just changed, haha!

  • GKP

    They actually let a guy get physical with a girl for once

    • ldb

      well kinda

  • ikon

    Oh my lord….. why didn’t they keep her return until Mania?!?!?!?

    • ikon

      What a damn waste.

    • Brendan Wahl

      Yeah, that was stupid.

      • ikon

        That pop would have been damn massive. Another blown opportunity :

        • Brendan Wahl

          I’m not a Naomi fan in any remote way but blowing a return five days before Mania is lunacy.

          • ikon

            Yeah I don’t get her hype that much either but the WWE just blowing all of these Mania moments boggles my mind.

          • Brendan Wahl

            Surprised G&A didn’t drop the belts on RAW to Enzo & Cass.

          • ikon

            Or Revival debuts tonight or some shiz lol

  • ldb

    man i thought she had a harlem heat outfit on i was loving it

    • ikon

      I thought it was flames too lol

    • S.A.M.

      it basically resembles it pretty damn well lol

  • Brendan Wahl

    Alexa Bliss vs. “every available woman.” Does that mean she’ll be facing all the ladies that are single?

  • S.A.M.

    i would pick Naomi to win but we all know VKM likes hometown people to lose

  • ldb

    its chet chetterfield

  • ikon

    LMAO D-Bry…. her “sister” hahahah

  • Brendan Wahl

    THAT’S PETE ROSE! THAT’S PETE ROSE!

  • ldb

    i miss kane myers or voorhies…..when he was really evil

  • S.A.M.

    Takeover is primed to be GLORIOUS!!!!

    • ikon

      Going to AGAIN blow Mania out of the water.

  • ldb

    dang maryse fills that top up

    • But there’s women out there who could fill it naturally!

      • ldb

        yes there are i didnt realize maryse was that endowed. it surprised me

        • I think people are so distracted by her sparkle crotch in those outfits she’s been wearing to the ring lately. lol

          • ldb

            ok queen that is the best thing ever haha. shes sparklecrotch 2.0 next to jericho

          • Yeah, I know I’m out-numbered in my dislike of her.

          • ikon

            She is a complete waste of WWE space.

  • S.A.M.

    those cue cards lol

  • ikon

    Those segments are the best thing Maryse has ever done in WWE lol

  • ldb

    miz is awesome

  • Mandy

    As annoying as these segments can be, Miz nails his impression of Cena!

  • ikon

    I pray Bryan kicks the living shit out of Miz on his last day of WWE contract lol.

  • CJ Blaze

    Whyyy are we wasting more time with these?

    • ikon

      cuz WWE

    • ikon

      It is going to be even worse at Mania when the match is like 3 minutes but the proposal is 15 lol

      • David F

        there better be proposal at Mania otherwise this feud is waste of Cena’s time

        • ikon

          Its a waste of his time either way. He went from Undertaker to Joe to this.

          • David F

            but at least the proposal would be a Wrestlemania moment

          • ikon

            It would be a Mania moment. There is no wrestle involved in that lol.

    • drew

      i could give a rats ass about the proposal. the match will be ok but ehhh

      • ikon

        COULD be ok. It could also be a short mess leading into a way too long segment.

        • drew

          yeah the match wont be anything special.

  • drew

    hey yo.

    • ldb

      is is it time for a survey?

      • drew

        no but i just entered!

        • ldb

          ha you had the scott hall vibe going

          • drew

            hahahah

  • S.A.M.

    man idk what induction speech i am more looking forward to, DDP or Angle

    • ikon

      I kinda figured Angle would be Cena but I wish it was Austin.

    • drew

      angle.

      • S.A.M.

        i figured you’d say that lol

        • drew

          you figured right. lol.

  • ikon

    Miz deserves to win just for the fact he is completely carryng this whole dumb thing.

    • S.A.M.

      Miz deserves the win cause he has been on fire since the brand split.

  • ikon

    LOL a kiss on the head? Guess that proves Miz right?

    • S.A.M.

      he did give her a smack on the bum before the entered the ring lol.

      • ikon

        Thats luv right thur lol

    • He doesn’t want that red lipstick on his face for this segment.

      • ikon

        If they can’t get her some damn lipstick that won’t come off with one kiss they need a new makeup person haha.

        • Agreed, but, to be honest, it’s really hard to find a great kissable red. Trust me, I’ve been trying. High end, higher end, drug store, not one is a great red that’s kissable.

  • CJ Blaze

    Cena throwing shade!!

  • S.A.M.

    search for best of Nikki and you find nothing of note.

  • drew

    hey yall.

  • ikon

    John….. John….. your woman is the opposite of this women’s revolution…..

    • S.A.M.

      agree 100%

  • drew

    BURN!!

  • ikon

    Oh wow poor Breeze getting buried some more. Who the F did he piss off?

    • Mandy

      Things have never been the same for Breeze since he reportedly pissed off Vince.Breeze deserves so much more than this crap

      • ikon

        He needs to just ask for release at this point. I wonder what he did to piss Vince off.

  • Eddie

    Thank God they let Cena do all the talking

    • drew

      miz can talk?

      • Eddie

        I meant Nikki

        • drew

          oh my bad haha you are right.

          • Eddie

            Yea she’s doing what she’s good at lol

          • ikon

            Literally nothing? lol

          • drew

            shushing lol.

  • Avalanchian

    Damn this segment is straight fire

  • Avalanchian

    Holy sh**

  • ikon

    Does Vince honestly think Reigns could do this? Honestly?!

    • drew

      no chance.

    • As I said in the RIB, RR’s eyes didn’t believe the words he was saying. I don’t remember seeing that before – ever.

      • ikon

        They are on such different levels its amazing anyone in the company honestly thinks Reigns could be THIS Cena.

  • drew

    Miz is getting burried by cena at mania? shocker.

  • S.A.M.

    if this was old WWE, Miz would take the shot at Nikki.

  • drew

    come on miz. kick his ass!

  • ikon

    John…. John…. there is more plastic in Nikki’s chest than Maryse’s face bro…..

    • drew

      lmao true.

    • About as much as in Maryse’s chest!

      • ikon

        HAH true they are about equal. Thats why his insults about her fall so flat. Nikki is the exact same waste of space.

  • CJ Blaze

    So hyped for that match. Why? xD

    • ikon

      Cuz this one segment lol.

    • drew

      have no idea. miz is getting buried. so idk.

  • ikon

    Annnnd now they ruined the segment with her opening her mouth lol.

    • drew

      touche. lol

  • Legen Dary

    What an amazing segment. Amazing what allowing some choice words can do to the crowd

  • Brendan Wahl

    Holy hell, what an amazing segment. I am psyched for the mixed tag.

    • drew

      that miz will lose.

      • Brendan Wahl

        Doesn’t matter if he wins or loses, he will be just fine.

        • ikon

          Agreed. Cena will be gone after Mania and Miz just can spit about how he was right.

          • drew

            you could be right.

        • drew

          we shall see how he is pushed after mania.

    • ikon

      This is what makes Cena deserving of his spot. One segment people who hated this want to see it lol.

  • S.A.M.

    so the tag champs are in this match for the final spot in the Battle Royal? does that mean SD isnt gonna have their tag titles defended at Mania?

    • ikon

      Why should they?

      • S.A.M.

        because that would be better use of them than that.

        • ikon

          Against who? Would anyone care? They have completely ruined the SD tag division.

          • S.A.M.

            true but i mean that is me being selfish and not caring about the battle royal lol.

          • ikon

            Lol yeah nobody cares about the battle royal of the jobbers.

          • S.A.M.

            yeah and would rather have the tag titles defended. give AA and Usos something since they are the only legit tag team on SD.

  • conan_kun

    What’s the point for Naomi relinquished the title, Alexa didn’t defend until Mania, what’s the difference if Naomi hold the title, they should wait until Mania to see if Naomi cleared to wrestle.

    • Legen Dary

      Well it makes for a great feel good story capturing it back at WM in her hometown

      • Brendan Wahl

        The surprise would’ve been best saved for five days from now though.

      • ikon

        She should have just won it the first time there. Or returned from “injury” there. Such wasted opportunities.

      • conan_kun

        In front of half-empty stadium.

  • ikon

    I hated the Cena Wins LOL era so much I literally stopped watching. But this is why Cena earned that spot above everyone else. One segment turns people from literally hating a match happening at Mania to caring about it.

  • ikon

    “prized possessions” ??? Come on Tom don’t turn into Cole please……

  • S.A.M.

    what is with Ziggler’s hair?

    • He seemed to have taken a flat iron to it. High pony isn’t a good look for fried hair.

  • Robert

    No televised entrances for Ziggler or the new tag champs. Sad.

    • drew

      pathetic.

    • Spent too much time with inflate-a-boobs, and their women.

      • drew

        the tag champs?

        • No entrances because of Cena and Miz.

          • drew

            no excuse. they deserve better.

  • ikon

    Time for the pee break.

  • drew

    no entrance for the tag champs? effing pathetic. inexcusable

  • ldb

    man ryhno hits like a tank. think about that hitting someone full speed

    • ikon

      Imagine his ECW days when he could run full speed in his prime! Scary

      • ldb

        man he s scary the man beast

  • drew

    Mojo is overated.

    • ikon

      That is a dang understatement. Another called up WAY too early.

      • drew

        AGREED.

    • S.A.M.

      i think he is pretty fairly rated as meh.

      • drew

        fair enough.

    • I think he is underrated.

      • drew

        hahahah i was looking for you to say something lol. whats up bro?

  • “BIG M” Adams.

    I can’t stand Mojo!

    • ikon

      Can anyone seriously? I think people only like him ironically.

    • drew

      hess ehh

  • ikon

    Of course Breeze has to get buried by Cena AND lose his match to F’ing Mojo……

  • ikon

    #ReleaseBreeze

  • drew

    babyface harper!

  • GKP

    What did those poor lightbulbs do to Harper?

    • ikon

      They were too bright for his 10,000 eyes

  • ikon

    How does Vince not see him as deserving a spot in this damn title match?!?!?!? I just can’t even these days lol.

    • drew

      hes an effing idiot.

  • S.A.M.

    *sigh* i hate was has become of ninja warrior…..

    • ikon

      The exact same fate as every other japanese anything becomes when American’s get ahold of it lol

      • S.A.M.

        lol exactly. this is why we cant have nice things lol

  • drew

    mania will be awesome except certain matches! if i get to watch.

  • ikon

    Why is only Otunga the one who gets to dress like a damn fool at the announce desk?

    • S.A.M.

      because Jennifer Hudson tells him what to wear?

      • ikon

        Yeah WWE has dress codes lol. Who you are married to should not give you special privileges. Its disgusting.

  • drew

    i might not get to watch mania 🙁

    • ikon

      You might not miss anything good lol. That would suck though. Why not?

      • drew

        im going to be on my way home from a funeral so yes it does.

        • ikon

          Ah ouch sorry bud.

  • Brendan Wahl

    Mania is gonna be awesome. I’m so excited.

  • S.A.M.

    man these guys sound out of breath announcing and talking about these matches for mania.

    • ikon

      When you got 807 matches to talk about in one sentence its gotta be hard haha.

  • ikon

    Seriously why did Bayley win the title on a pointless RAW and then we get this mess at Mania? I just don’t get it.

    • Noemy Galvez

      #WWE-logic

      • ikon

        I just don’t understand why so close to Mania they keep wasting moments. It makes no dang sense especially when its SO EASY for some of these things.

        • Noemy Galvez

          Because they mistake “simple” with “predictable” so in order to not be predictable, they ruin simple situations

          • ikon

            Ruin is a great word for it. Especially with both the women’s titles. So easy to have Bayley and Naomi win at Mania. Or even to have Naomi surprise return for the match at the very least. But nooooooope can’t even do that.

  • ikon

    That theme song has got to be one of the best/most fitting currently.

  • drew

    after thi feud aj or bray has to be a babyface. one of them HAS to.

    • S.A.M.

      only way i see currently for Bray to be face is have Sanity debut and take him out and do to him what he has been doing to others for the last few years.

      • drew

        theres ways fo him to turn.

        • S.A.M.

          yeah but i just would want Sanity vs Bray. especially now without the Wyatt Family backing him. i think it would be fun as hell to watch.

          • Noemy Galvez

            I agree

          • drew

            could be very good.

  • drew

    watching tommy dreamer bubba ray and velvet sky on impractical jokers. highly reccomended. LOL

  • ikon

    I know this is pessimistic or “negative” but there are a couple things that could happen at Mania that will literally make me stop watching WWE again. Roman wins without any kind of heel turn and Bray losing clean to “babyface” Orton.

    • drew

      both should not happen for sure.

      • ikon

        Should not but easily could. That would be the tipping point for me with how bad it has been lately.

        • drew

          i like orton more than you do but i definately agree. bray needs his moment.

          • ikon

            I actually really like Orton as a heel. He isn’t a good babyface. And burying Bray AGAIN is just gross.

          • drew

            hes a very solid babyface. thats where we disagree.

          • ikon

            Yeah thats only my opinion. I think he is much better as a heel. Either way he shouldn’t be beating Bray without some kind of double turn/interference.

          • drew

            bray needs to win.

  • ldb

    s o glad harper finally got that new shirt

  • Oh Look Harper finally has a clean shirt.

    • drew

      good game vs kentucky dude. classic.

  • ikon

    Hmmm Randy helps Harper here and gets Harper and maybe Rowan in his corner at Mania? Easy way to make Bray babyface.

  • ldb

    harper could be a giant cactus jack

    • S.A.M.

      imagine if that match would have happened in fantasy booking….

  • ikon

    How is this man NOT deserving of a high profile match?! Jeez man….

  • CJ Blaze

    Samoa Joe officially doesn’t have a match, so clearly he’ll be used for Owens or Triple H’s matches.

    • ikon

      What a gigantic waste. Especially when there was a ready made match with him and Sami…..

    • S.A.M.

      im guessing Triple H since it is non-sanctioned

    • Legen Dary

      hope it’s HHH and then I hope Nakamura saves Rollins

      • ikon

        Nakamura HAS to go to SD. RAW would have literally every top star if Vince gets AJ there as well. It would not be good.

        • drew

          that wouldnt be good for raw really

          • ikon

            It wouldn’t be good for either. No stars on SD and too many on RAW that some get wasted away.

          • drew

            Exactly

    • drew

      sigh. only if finn interferes then it would be insane.

      • S.A.M.

        imagine Finn comes down to help Rollins but turns instead and aligns with HHH.

        • drew

          sets up shield reunion?

          • S.A.M.

            could quite possibly.

          • drew

            i hope so.if reigns doesnt turn

          • conan_kun

            They just want to cover up the boos against Roman as much as possible

          • drew

            ya lol

  • S.A.M.

    Harper vs Bray should be what Bray does after Mania. ideally with the title

  • ikon

    Harper makes the cruiserweights look pointless.

  • Harper is such a good and talented worker.

    • ikon

      Best big man in the WWE right now.

      • He would be a very worthy successor to Kane in his position on the roster.

        • ikon

          Given another year or so (for Braun) him vs people like Braun could be as good as the old big men feuds and probably better.

    • drew

      yea. he is.

  • drew

    harper loses to bray.

  • drew

    i really like how they are setting up as bray though. a top heel.

  • CJ Blaze

    Yesss. That’s exactly what we needed.

  • drew

    awesome mindgames.

  • conan_kun

    No Dean and Corbin on the show.

    • drew

      Boo

    • CJ Blaze

      Hopefully one of them is on Talking Smack.

  • ikon

    Good end. God SD is so much better than RAW lol.

  • S.A.M.

    Smackdown did its duty to set up Mania.
    see y’all for Wrestlemania weekend!!!
    Goodnight everybody!!!

  • conan_kun

    They should add Fall Count Anywhere or No Hold Barred to Dean vs Corbin and AJ vs Shane

    • drew

      no doubt

    • ikon

      Too bad they already established AJ/Shane as a regular wrestling match.

      • drew

        it means aj will lose.

        • ikon

          That will be another tipping point for me but I refuse to believe they wll do that lol.

          • drew

            lol i agree aj will win. he’s their best performer of the last year and he loses at mania again? makes NO SENSE.

          • ikon

            He is one of if not THE best wrestler on the planet currently. If he loses to a McMahon at Mania it will be a disgrace to the entire industry.

          • drew

            I AM DONE WITH WWE IF HE LOSES VERSES SHANE. DONE LOL.

          • ikon

            Its so sad they have us setup to literally stop watching even as life long fans this Mania.

          • drew

            before i ussually say this then i watch after. hell no if aj loses at mania. i am seriously done.

          • ikon

            The only other time I stopped watching is when there was literally only Cena. I came back because of Punk and Bryan. There are a few things that would make me stop watching WWE even with some of the all time best on the roster this Mania. Thats really bad.

          • drew

            watch me. if aj wins you will hear from me. if not then you wont

          • ikon

            I won’t be here either to see if you don’t show up haha.

          • drew

            ha true.

  • drew

    im saying this right now if aj wins at mania vs shane then yall will here from me. if not? im gone. dead serious.

  • drew

    shes hot. NOT ALICIA FOX. lol

    • ikon

      I still don’t know her name lol

      • drew

        Lol she sucks.

  • drew

    alicia….. SUCCCCCKSSSSSS lol.

    • ikon

      Alicia F********CCCCCCKKKKSSSSS

  • drew

    there we go corbin on smacking talk. him and dean should have been on smackdown.

    • ikon

      Instead we got more jobber battle royal crap

      • drew

        ughhhh what the hell?

        • ikon

          no clue.

  • ATLANTIS

    Blowing up crucifixes is not very PG. And defiling dead girls is more of a Kane angle