Impact Results 10/10/13 – You Can’t Buy Me!

Impact Results October , 2013
From Tulsa, Oklahoma
Reported on by Kendra Bunyon For Wrestling News World

Show Starts

Video

Recap – Hardy put together an Ult X Match at BFG. Magnus was doubting himself, but Sting believes in him, and challenges him to a match at BFG. Dixie begs Hogan to take a ride on the Dixie train, he quits. AJ doesn’t have a contract, but will face Bully at BFG.

In Ring Segment

Dixie to the ring in a tight black and maroon stretch and leather dress.
Dixie – Last week we say the egotistical someone who believes in his hype. That’s why he’s not here, and will never be called by his name ever, ever again in my company. (heat) I provided the opportunity for this nameless person to come into this company. (more heat) I didn’t need him, and I don’t need anyone coming in and telling me how to run my wrestling company. (even more heat) I don’t need any Vince, I don’t need any has-been Bisch. I don’t need any Mr. Stephanie Levesque. (huge heat) I don’t need those good old boys Jarretts when I’m the best the industry’s ever seen. (ugly levels of heat) Let’s talk AJ. I sure don’t need him. I asked him sweetly to leave the building, then he snuck in, jumped the railing and got into a match he had nothing to do with. (can barely hear Dixie for the heat) I know, boo, boo AJ! It was ridiculous. AJ, what you thinkin’ buddy? You’re not leaving here. I’ve changed my strategy. I pray you’re here. Our hard workin’ World Champ a perk. I’m going to let him have carte blanche. That mean, like, blank check, in trailer talk. (HUGE heat) He’s getting carte blanche…

Sting – Hey!

Dixie – To put AJ…

Sting – Hey!

Dixie – In any match he wishes.

Sting – HEY!

Dixie – In any circumstance.

Sting – What is going on?

Dixie – Bless your heart, I’m so glad you’re here. I know how you feel for me. AJ is saying BFG is my wake up call? I’m wide awake. It’s the guys in the back who all need to wake up and realize they’re under my current review. Darlin’ that’s you too. You said, ‘I’ve got the best guy to be GM.’ We all know how that worked out. And you put yourself in my position, made a match with Magnus for BFG. You want to be like AJ, without a contract? Your future to be over here. You want that? I will do it. What you did, you walked us to the edge of the cliff making that match, and now I have to take it all away. Who wants to see this man wrestle tonight? (huge pop) Why don’t you and Magnus bond and face Kaz and Daniels?

Sting – I want you to just spit it out! What is going on? Knock it off Dixie!

Dixie – I know Kaz and Daniels are a little Ew, but you’ll have a good match. Since you built the expectations for my PPV, so lets take it up a level. So if either you or Magnus don’t win, neither one of you will grace us at BFG. Either of you lose, neither will be at Big Show. Your future here is in the palm of my little, bitty hand. One other thing Steve, that’s what’s going on. Good luck tonight, you know I want you to win.

Sting leaves the ring at Dixie’s motions. Dixie leaves the ring, then yells at Borash for not holding the ropes right for her.

Aries – I was talking in my inner monologue. Hardy wants to steal my spot. I’m not a stranger to Ult X. Hardy, you need the spectacle, I’m a professional wrestler. We will wrestle tonight, then I will go undefeated in Ult X, become X Division Champ, then cash it in to become Champ again.

Commercial

Backstage Segment

AJ – It’s nice to be back without security chasing me around.
Hervey – What about Bully’s revenge?
AJ – I don’t care about Bully’s revenge. I don’t back down from a fight. He knows that. Everybody knows that. You know what else Dixie knows, I’m gonna make her pay. She’s all about power and revenge. After BFG, I’m gonna have both.

Aries vs Hardy

Aries out wearing a black cape. Hardy out sans face paint, but his neck is painted pink, black and white.

Chants for Hardy, then they lock up. Arm swing, then leg drop on Aries’ arm. Taz says it’s guaranteed to be a slobberknocker. They stop and stare. Aries all over Hardy, chain wrestling, spinning on Hardy’s back on the mat, then an elbow to Hardy’s head on the mat. They again stop and stare. They lock up. Aries into a corner taking shoulder blocks. Aries whipped, gets a foot up. Off the corner into an atomic drop, but then Aries fights back with arm drags. Head scissors on Aries on the mat, but Aries fights back for two. Aries lands hard against a sitting Hardy’s back for two.

Elbow to the top of Hardy’s head, then again. Hardy kicks out at Aries, then again. Hardy whipped, clotheslined, then a big bulldog on Hardy for two. Aries lands on Hardy on the mat, then locks on a chinlock. Jaw breaker on Aries to get free. Hardy whips, tries to float, head scissors on Aries and Aries sent outside. Aries regrouping, but takes a kick through the ropes and into announce. Hardy flies out onto Aries by announce.

Commercial

Snap mare on Aries followed by low drop kick from Hardy. Aries whipped, but ducks and Hardy eats the corner. Knee drop to Hardy’s face, then another. Aries pins for two. Aries boxes Hardy’s ears, but Hardy fights back a bit. Aries side steps Aries and slides outside into announce. Aries up top and flies out onto Hardy who flies into the barricade. Hardy on the floor, barely moving. Aries climbs, lands a second double sledge to Hardy’s head. Aries sends Hardy in roughly. Aries up for a third time! Aries tries for a missile drop kick, but Hardy ducks! Hardy on Aries with a flying clothesline, then double leg drop through the knees into a low drop kick for two.

Aries reverses a whip, Hardy tries to float, tries for head scissors, but Aries reverses and hits a swinging neck breaker with Hardy’s body still up on the ropes. Aries climbs, again off the top onto Hardy. Aries rushes Hardy in a corner, but eat a drop kick! Hardy hits a sick flip onto Aries! Aries reverses the twist, but Hardy off the corner with whisper. Hardy’s shirt comes off, and he climbs. Aries with a drop kick to the top rope, knocking Hardy. Huge buster off the top on Hardy for three!

Winner – Aries (14:59)

Joe – Austin Aries, congratulations on an impressive win on an equally impressive opponent. I’m impressed for another reason, last week, you put yourself in an X Division Match. And Jeff, equally charismatic, made it an Ult X Match. Two very, very impressive feats. Even though you two are crazy, crazy charismatic, or it could be the mics. Come BFG, there will be a fifth participant, Samoa Joe. You’ve been put on notice, BFG, Joe is gonna kill you!

Backstage Segment

Robbie – What was up with that loss to ODB.
Jessie – She’s not even a girl. What about you losing to EY and Joseph in five seconds.
Robbie – You still lost to a girl.
Jessie – Dixie says she wants people to step up, so we’re taking care of our worst problem.

Commercial

Backstage Segment

Borash – The buddy road trip of a lifetime kicking off now. Joseph and EY. You can follow along online. 1,500 to San Diego!
EY – Mom, I got my license, we’ll be fine!
Joseph – This will be a wild ride!
Borash – Wear your seat belts! We safe, and…

The car stops.
EY – ODB has a match, we can’t leave yet!
Joseph – This isn’t starting out too well!

In Ring Segment

Jessie – ODB wants to embarrass me. Why not come out here and the Bromance will embarrass you. That just happened.

ODBEY out. EY knocks her Knockouts Title belt off her accidentally. He slaps her ass as she gets in the ring.

Jessie right up in ODB’s face as the bell rings. She pushes him with her boobs. Bitch slaps and pcs slaps. Face to the boobs for Jessie, then Robbie, then EY. Jessie into a corner, then rolled up for two. Drop toe hold on Jessie. Robbie trips ODB from outside, so EY attacks him, beats him up up the ramp and out. ODB takes a drink, but then Lei’d Tapa comes out and Jessie flees the ring. ODB drinks, rushes Tapa, but shoulder blocked through the air.

Winner – ODB via DQ (2:09)

ODB slammed to the mat, then to a corner. A back kick on ODB leaves her knocked flat. Tapa gets ODB up and hits her swinging stunner. She grabs ODB’s Knockouts strap, holds it high, yells, then lays it across ODB in the ring.

Backstage Segment

Hervey stops Bully and asks about the revenge match.
Bully – Yeah, a revenge match. What word you stuck on? I’m taking care of it right now.

Commercial

Backstage Segment

Garett – Take a look at what you did to this club. You did this.
Bully – What I did?
Knux – We’re down to three because of you.
Bully – It’s because of Anderson. He put Devon on the line. He challenged me to the Title. Didn’t we all decide that I’m the Champ and web protect it? You and you wouldn’t have did it. It’s his ego who brought us down.
Knux – But you didn’t have to piledrive him and try to end his career!
Bully – Piledriving was too strong, I get it. We have to stick together, and tonight is Bully’s revenge. I’m giving you two the spotlight. I want you to take out AJ. I want you to be the reason AJ doesn’t make it to BFG. I want you and you (putting each of their hands on the belt) to be the reason why this Championship stays in this club, because of you!
They both agree.

Backstage Segment

Sting – We have a little confrontation last week, didn’t we?
Magnus – Yes, but I needed it. I needed the kick in the rear. I have my biggest match at BFG.
Sting – BFG is the biggest PPV for TNA. BFG has been good for me, I won the TNA Title three times at BFG. I can’t fight for it again, but I want BFG to prove it’s still showtime.
Magnus – We have to put that on ice. We don’t get through EGO, we don’t get our match. We have to focus on that tonight.

Backstage Segment

Kaz – You guys again? You can’t see the wizard, no way, no how!
Hervey – I just want to ask about Roode, your fist inductee into the EGO HOF.
Daniels – There ain’t no party like a BI, but Roode tonight will top them all.
Kaz – Amscray!

Commercial

Video

For Angle joining the TNA HOF.

In Ring Segment

Kaz out in a bright orange tux, shirt, tie, top hat, cane, shoes, etc. Daniels is in light blow. They both have on ruffled shirts too.
Daniels – Tonight the stars have truly aligned, because tonight isn’t just the inaugural Extraordinary Gentlemen’s HOF, it’s also Throwback Thursday! Because BI are magnanimous gentlemen, we decided to dress like all of you, Main Event Mafia, frauds of this company, the dumb and the dumber!
Kaz – Speaking of frauds. There’s many fraudulent HOFs out there. MLB has yet to induct Jose Conseico. The Rock ‘N Roll HOF Judast Priest, and the Impact HOF hasn’t inducted the best tag team in the business, Bad influence! In the spirit of giving credit where credit is due, let us induct into the EGO HOF, the pride of Peterboro, the freak who likes the girls with the boom, he once got busy in a Tim Horton’s bathroom.
Daniels – One time, just that one time!
Kaz – The It Factor of professional wrestling. Bobby Roode!

Roode out in a sexy black tux, white shirt, tie and vest, and wing tips. Kaz holds the ropes for Roode to get into the ring. A big picture of Roode sits in a lovely medieval-ish looking prop throne that they had to have found in some back corner somewhere.

Kaz – I could go through all of you accomplishments, but instead, my friend, I slaved over a hot computer all week and made you this -

Video for Roode, with bit of people’s words cut together, and dubbed over to talk about how great, sexy and amazing Roode is, and how he deserves to be in the HOF.

Roode is faking tears.

Daniels – Truly inspirational Francois. You’re a true HOFer, not like Sting. Sting doesn’t deserve it, you do. You’re the longest reigning Champ in this company. You are the It Factor. The first inductee into the EGO HOF! Please stand for Bobby Roode.

“You suck!”

Roode – Thank you! Thank you! Wow. What an amazing evening. What an amazing moment. Let me get this out of the way. I truly need to thank two amazing gentlemen. Fankie Kazarian and Christopher Daniels. Without… sorry. (wipes his eyes) Damn it, I promised myself I wouldn’t cry. Thank you. Without you two, none of this, the EGO HOF, EGO itself would have never taken place. There’s one special individual that needs to be recognized. Who without the heart, desire, and god given talent, the HOF, the reason you’re here and watching at home, that individual is none other than me. The It Factor of professional wrestling, Bobby Roode. I’m the man deserving of the HOF induction, not Angle. The only reason Angle is being inducted is because of each and every one of you. What has Angle done lately? What has Angle done for Impact? What Roode has done? I’ve made history as the longest reigning, most dominant Champ.

“Angle! Angle!”

Roode – I carried this company on my back, main evented all over the world. What has Angle done for TNA lately. Where is Angle now? Let me tell you where Angle…

Angle’s music and out he comes. Angle looks focused. Off comes his jacket and shirt. Angle is JACKED! Roode is throwing an all out hissy fit in the ring.
Angle – Shut your mouth Bobby. I’ve been gone a little while. Who are these two, your girlfriends?
Daniels dives at Angle and eats a belly-to-belly. Kaz eats a German suplex and lands on the back of his head/neck and looked bad! Roode tries to dive from the ring, but Angle grabs his ankle. Angle can’t hold on and Roode flees.

Angle – Bobby Roode,you just made the biggest mistake of your life. Kurt Angle is back, and I have one thing to say. You, me, BFG!

Roode freaks out on the ramp, foaming at the mouth as Angle poses on the corners for the fans.

Backstage Segment

Tessmacher heading for the ring in black. In another scene Velvet is heading to the ring, holding her ribs, seeming to be in a lot of pain, Sabin by her side.

Commercial

Backstage Segment

Roode – Angle, you think I made the biggest mistake of my life, you made the biggest mistake of your life. You interrupted my HOF ceremony. You don’t make the challenges, I make the challenges. You, me BFG!

Tessmacher vs Velvet w/ Sabin

Velvet to the ring, forgets to sell as she gets in the ring, but then Sabin covers Velvet’s bum as she gets in the ring, then her boobs on the corner, with his jacket. She’s not impressed. Tessmacher is led to the ring by her fringed boobs. Off comes her vest, then she shows off her wares.

They lock up. Side headlock on Tessmacher, then into a shoulder block. Sabin tells Velvet to step on Tessmacher throat and crush her larynx. Velvet stomps Tessmacher in a corner, then slma her face first into the opposite corner. Tessmacher whipped, but avoids the splash. Tessmacher rips off some of Velvet’s tape. Side Russian leg sweep on Tessmacher. Velvet into the ropes. Tessmacher rips at her face, then on her ribs. Velvet tossed out of the ring by her hair. Sabin over to talk to Velvet, but Tessmacher out and slams Velvet back first to the apron. Back in Tessmacher shows off her bum, but Velvet kicks her and clotheslines Tessmacher a couple times. Tessmacher kicked, then bull dogged for a long two.

More kicks to Tessmacher, then a neck breaker on Tessmacher for two. Sabin on the apron talking to Velvet, distracting her. Tessmacher rolls Velvet up, holds her tights, for three. Actually, Velvet falls over and is out, but they still count the three.

Winner – Tessmacher (3:54)

Backstage Segment

Sting and Magnus heading for the ring.

Commercial

Video

The same promo video they showed last week for Ethan. It’s Derrick Bateman. Then they show his full name with a horrid background of fire. Ethan Carter III, or EC3.

Daniels & Kaz vs Sting & Magnus

EGO to the ring, sans Roode. Sting and Magnus to the ring together.

Magnus and Daniels lock up. Forearms to Magnus’ face, backs him into a corner, but he comes out with a couple blows. Daniels back and forth, ducking Magnus, but goes for a crossbody, is caught, and slammed to the mat. Daniels eats face corner and Sting tags in. they double back elbow Daniels, then Sting rakes Daniels’ face. Sting into a corner and and chopped. Kaz tags in and eats body drops. Blind tag from Magnus, and he runs into Sting, but lightly. Daniels on Magnus, then on Sting outside.

Commercial

Magnus taken down by Kaz. Front facelock on Magnus. Magnus up, but into the heel corner and Daniels’ foot. Daniels up and rides Magnus to the mat for two. Chinlock on Magnus on the mat. Magnus up, elbows free, but takes a shoulder to the gut, then slammed to the mat. Kaz tags in and comes over the top onto Magnus for two.

Sting taunted and comes in, and Daniels comes in and works Magnus iwhtou a legal tag. Magnus thrown out of the ring, and Kaz works him over as Sting tweaks. Daniels covers, uses the ropes and Earl catches him. Arm and neck hold on Magnus. Magnus with blows on Daniels,but Daniels fights back a bit. Magnus runs the ropes and hits a huge clothesline on Daniels! Sting wants a tag, Magnus is out of sorts, but makes it.

Sting on a legal Kaz with blows, drop kick, and clotheslines on Kaz. Daniels in, and into Kaz! Daniels thrown out. Magnus tags in with a huge flying elbow. Magnus sets up his cloverleaf, but back to Daniels who breaks it. Sting takes the tag, and scorpion splash on Kaz. Scorpion death drop on Kaz for three.

Winners – MEM (11:13)

Magnus is pissed that Sting took the tag and the win away from him. They argue in the ring. Video of Magnus flying elbow. Magnus leaves the ring and Sting who is giving Magnus props from the fans by pointing at him.

Backstage Segment

Dixie – Did you have an easier time getting in tonight. You don’t have to do this match, or the Bully match. Hold this, think about all you can buy with this money. Trailer units lines up for days. A foundation for little redneck kids. Let’s shake hands and call it a career!
AJ – You’re right, this is a lot of money. You could buy a lot with this money.
Dixie – There you go.
AJ – Just can’t buy me! (AJ rips up the check and throws it in Dixie’s face.)
Dixie – I didn’t sign it anyway!

Commercial

Knux & Garett vs AJ

A&8′s to the ring, all four of them. Tessmacher and Bully are laughing and playing together, then head down to ringside as Garett and Knux into the ring. Tenay is thrown off announce by Bully who sits with Taz. AJ to the ring.

AJ attacks Knux and Garett before the bell, then Brian calls for the bell. Garett with blows on AJ, but AJ reverses the whip, and splashes Garett. Sick snap mare on Garett, then a knee drop on his face. Elbow to the top of Garett’s head, then stomps the heck out of Garett. Garett chops AJ’s throat, but AJ comes back with a kick. Garett botches, but right after Knux getting the blind tag. Knux gets AJ up, then hangs him up top. AJ sling shotted up into the second rope for two. Garett tags in and stomps AJ in a corner. Garett poses to solid heat. AJ comes back with blows, but a knee back to AJ’s gut. Double underhook suplex on AJ. Knux tags in and stomps AJ. Knux on the second ropes, but AJ moves and Knux lands on his bum.

Garett tags in, but AJ is all over him with clotheslines, then a huge kick. AJ elevated to the apron, but then springboards. Garett ducks and Knux takes it. Knux swings at AJ, but he ducks and Garett takes it. Pele on Knux. Garett turns around and is pinned as Taz yells at him to get the ropes.

Winner – AJ

Knux and Garett on AJ, but Bully in. Bully rips Garett off AJ, pushes Knux away. Bully whips AJ with his chain. Once, twice, three times. Bully yells at Garett, then AJ and whips him again. Bully yells at Knux and whips AJ. AJ is struggling around, to his feet, rushes Bully, and eats a body drop onto the ramp. Bully out and gets in AJ’s face, yelling down at him. Bully promises to take AJ out.

Biggest Pop
Sting
AJ
Angle

Biggest Heat
Dixie
Bully
EGO

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  • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

    Hi everyone! I’m not going to be around much tonight as I’m covering for Alex; talking care of the Live Results. I’m looking forward to see what’s going to happen on Impact tonight, but I’m going to miss hanging out with you guys!

    • David Jr.

      Oh you’re not gonna be here tonight. I probably won’t be either.

      • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

        Why not? You should hang out with everyone else!

        • David Jr.

          I’m probably not going to watch Impact tonight.

          • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

            I have to say that I’m interested, but not overly excited for the show. You will be missed if you don’t join into the fun.

          • David Jr.

            I’ll eventually watch it, but it’s game 5.

          • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

            Oh, yeah, I’m willing to bet it will be very quiet here tonight. It’s quiet already. Enjoy the game.

          • David Jr.

            Thanks, I will, as long as the Tigers win.

    • Gesus Oliver

      Have no fear, Gesus is here!

      • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

        Yay!

  • john hu

    @Kendra Bunyon now you are responsible for RAW and TNA?

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      Just tonight. Covering for Alex. He’s unable to cover it tonight, so I’m doing it, and he’s taking the Blog Zone for me.

      • john hu

        i like it!

        • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

          That I’m not doing the BZ, or that I’m doing the results?

          • john hu

            come on,I always like the result that you do ,Ihope BZ you can do too

  • Gesus Oliver

    Am I the only one hoping Hogan starts off Raw in the middle of the ring on a wrecking ball mic in hand Telling Dixie he’s back?

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      Ew! Just, ew!

    • Nostaljack

      Yes, yes you are…LOL!

    • mike

      Raw?

      • Gesus Oliver

        Dang good catch! I meant Impact. lol

      • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

        Gesus is drinking already!

  • Gesus Oliver

    What’s everyone predicting for Impact tonight?

  • Nostaljack

    Okay, I’m here. Did Sparky Plugg finally win the TNA Championship?

    • Gesus Oliver

      Hardcore Holly?

      • Nostaljack

        Yeah. He was due to face Pedro Morales for the TNA Championship. How did it turn out?

        • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

          Now I’m so lost. What are you talking about Ed?

          • Nostaljack

            Being silly and jerking chains…LOL!

    • Gesus Oliver

      I don’t recall any of this?

      • Nostaljack

        Don’t you remember? He originally lost it to Barry Horowitz at MSG. Horowitz lost it to Morales. Silly goose…

        • Gesus Oliver

          I am so lost.

          • Nostaljack

            Just playin’. LOL!! Taking you on a trip to the past before Impact starts…;)

          • Gesus Oliver

            Lol I was so lost I was about to curl up and cry!

          • Nostaljack

            LOL!!! I thought I was making it so obvious. Gosh, I’m so old…

  • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

    Jesse’s on his way home, so he will be a bit late, and I’m ducking out in a couple for results.

  • Danny Philippi

    Hello, and what a beautiful new design.

  • Gesus Oliver

    What is everyone looking forward to tonight? What are you looking forward to at BFG?

  • The Breaker

    Had some trouble getting on the site. Maybe it has something to do with the new layout?

    But hey, tonight will be an Impact without Hogan! I was going to say it’s like Christmas without Santa Claus, but the analogy really doesn’t work.

    • Gesus Oliver

      This Impact without Hogan is like a wrecking ball without a Hulkster.

      • The Breaker

        The world is a would be a better place if that was always the truth.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I had some issues via mobile. Is that how you were trying to access?

      • The Breaker

        Nah, on a PC.

      • Nostaljack

        There was a “database” issue for a while. It seems to be cleared up.

        • The Breaker

          That’s exactly what I saw too.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            I had it for a couple of minutes as well. Seemed to be a small glitch in the system.

  • Danny Philippi

    It’s SHOWTIME!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Woot! Got home just in time!

  • Gesus Oliver

    Where do you thin the Dixie Train will take us tonight?

    • Nostaljack

      To the land of bad acting and shameful booking. You?.. ;)

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Into a fiery crash of pain…

  • Danny Philippi

    Dixie is to TNA what Ben Affleck is to Batman.

  • The Breaker

    Good call starting out the show with Dixie. She’s getting massive heat!

  • Nostaljack

    She’s like a heel Betty Boop

  • Gesus Oliver

    Breaking the 4th wall? Is that good for business?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Not at all… She just made TNA look as bush league as it ever could be.

  • The Breaker

    Dixie thinks she’s the best the industry’s ever seen? lol

  • Nostaljack

    Thank goodness. That horrible promo was interrupted.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Justin Mayo won’t be here tonight, as it’s his birthday! And to celebrate, we are having a Mayonnaise-on-a-pole inside a Punjabi Prison King of the Mountain Ironman match between Nostaljack and Gesus!

    • Gesus Oliver

      Can’t we find a way to impliment a lions den in there?

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Nope, but the second area of the Prison as vicious, incontinent guard dogs!

        • Gesus Oliver

          just to be sure, dogs who can’t control their bowel movements?

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Aye sir!

          • Gesus Oliver

            Shouldn’t they just go under the ring and crap like Cena? that is just messy!

          • Jesse Sherwood

            That’s what happened in the Kennel From Hell match. The dogs kept using the bathroom around the ring.

          • Gesus Oliver

            How have I never seen this?

    • Nostaljack

      Gesus, yer goin’ DOWN!!

      • Gesus Oliver

        Keep living in the past brother. I am bringing the new school. Step in my yard son, I’m gonna make you famous.

        • Nostaljack

          Yer gonna need a Miracle…Whip to make it out this match alive, misterrrr

          • Gesus Oliver

            Bless your heart.

  • Danny Philippi

    Is Sting now the TNA Big Show? LOL

  • The Breaker

    Dixie’s talking way too much.

  • Nostaljack

    Steve…LOL!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    I don’t condone violence against women, but Dixie needs a good beating!

    • Gesus Oliver

      Darling, Bless your heart. Only Y’all would be advocating hitting a poor girl with your lifted duelings F-350. That’s trailer talk for running over her like a Mac truck.

      • Nostaljack

        LOL!

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Well, at least I am not on the Dixie Train… There isn’t an antibiotic strong enough for that disease!

  • Nostaljack

    I’d hoped she’d get better. She hasn’t.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      But bless her heart, she just doesn’t understand that!

  • The Breaker

    The more she talks, the more obvious it becomes that she’s not comfortable in this character. Whoever wrote the script needed to seriously cut down her lines.

  • Nostaljack

    Taz greying goatee makes him look about 55.

  • Nostaljack

    I love listening to Kevin Arnold’s older brother playing wresting interviewer. So darned cute…or something.

  • The Breaker

    Aries’ inner monologue! Now I’d be interested in hearing that, but it would probably have to be censored!

  • Danny Philippi

    Hardy/Aries should wish away the horror of the previous segment.
    Hope they rekindle the magic they had with each other at the end of last year.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Aries is way to good to be at the X Division level in the division’s current state.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    “I was talking to my inner monolog.” I love that! Mine isn’t a monolog, though. It is a madhouse of screaming voices!

    • Nostaljack

      Darlin’, it’s spelled “monologue”. That’s trailer talk for little voice in his head.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Hey, even I spell something wrong now and again!

        • Nostaljack

          It was too good to resist…LOL!

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Apparently, according to Webster’s Dictionary, both are correct spellings.

          • Nostaljack

            Really? I honestly didn’t know that. LOL! Cool, I’m good to be called self-righteous…

          • Gesus Oliver

            dang there goes giving you the down rating!

    • Gesus Oliver

      I don’t mind an Aries inner monolog as long as we don’t get a Jeff Hardy segments of what’s in his head. ugh those were terrible.

  • Danny Philippi

    Forget Universal Studios, they should have Impact Wrestling in 4000 seat arenas so they can not have seat fillers a la Smackdown.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Or paper it desperately via Government Shutdown Free Tickets.

      • Danny Philippi

        What do government employees and Impact wrestlers have in common? They both do not know where their next pay checks are coming from.

        • Gesus Oliver

          hahahahhaha, people can’t feed their families. haahahaha

          • Danny Philippi

            Unfortunate as it might sound, in the words of Kurt Angle, It’s true. It’s damned true.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Sadly, if this doesn’t let up, I may be in that boat, as the VA isn’t funded for another month.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Burn! You know what else they have in common? No one realize just how much they are needed until they are gone.

          • Danny Philippi

            Absolutely. It’s sad no one covers Ring of Honor or can boardcast New Japan Pro Wrestling with English announcers.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            ROH being owned by Sinclair Broadcasting is a blessing and a curse. It gives them a good amount of coverage but isn’t the same as a National TV deal. The closest market to me is St. Louis.

  • The Breaker

    Just imagine where TNA might be if they didn’t squash the huge buzz around Austin Aries last year.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Last time Aries and Hardy were in the ring, we had one of the strangest botched endings in a long time. I wonder how it will fare this time?

  • Danny Philippi

    Impact Wrestling: The billboard for Bellator MMA.

  • Gesus Oliver

    Do you think BFG’s Ultimate X match is strong this year? What was your favorite X match?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      It’s a tie for me. X12 with Daniels, Kaz, Lethal, Shark Boy, Kaz, Homicide, Low Ki, Petey Williams, Sonjay Dutt, Puma, and Elix Skipper and X19 when Doug Williams won the X Division Title.

      • Gesus Oliver

        I love when Suicide Swan Dove from the scaffolding onto the title.

  • Danny Philippi

    Aries/Hardy in 2012: Main Event
    Aries/Hardy in 2013: First Match
    SAD SAD SAD SAD!

  • Danny Philippi

    Holy S**t by Aries.

  • Nostaljack

    FYI. I was unable to get back onto the site for a full 10 minutes. “Error connecting to database”.

  • The Breaker

    More ‘database errors’… and apparently the site is back to its old layout. Huh…

    • Nostaljack

      Richard is clearly working on the site. Probably not the best time?

      • Jesse Sherwood

        I’ll see what I can find out.

  • Danny Philippi

    X-Division All Stars Match. Match of the Night for sure.

  • The Breaker

    So now Joe is in the match? Wow, talk about stacked!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      This seems to be TNA’s desperation move. They are super stacking the card in hopes of a high buyrate.

      • The Breaker

        It also says to me that they can’t figure anything else out creatively so they’re just putting a handful of their most skilled workers into a giant match.

  • Gesus Oliver

    This Impact feels like BFG isn’t right around the corner.

  • The Breaker

    As bad a gimmick Los Matadores is, I’d rather see them work the ring than Jessie & Robbie.

    • Gesus Oliver

      Why are they a bad gimmick?

      • Nostaljack

        It’s terrible. I’m not a fan either. I don’t want to write it off yet but so far, so bad…so bad.

      • The Breaker

        They just aren’t entertaining to me. I understand why WWE has silly gimmicks, but to me they took a step too far with this one.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Amen! The Greenest Team on the planet vs. a bad 90′s gimmick team, I’ll take the bad gimmick any day.

    • Danny Philippi

      Jessie and Robbie: Los Stupidos. Why are they still employed while Tara and Mickie were force to take pay cuts.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Because they already work for peanuts. Literally, they get paid in Planters Peanuts.

        • Danny Philippi

          No, they get $50 dollars put in their vitamin Shoppe account.

  • Nostaljack

    Eric Young is awesome. Just felt it needed saying.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      The single most underrated star on TNA’s roster.

    • The Breaker

      I heartily agree. The man is so misused/underused. Remember when he took that dive off the top of a cage? That was awesome and I thought it was a sign of more to come, but unfortunately they balked on pushing him in a more meaningful way.

  • The Breaker

    Oh yeah… Tapa… *yawn*

  • Gesus Oliver

    It’s Tamina Kong!

  • Danny Philippi

    Lei’d Tapa, where were you when the knockout division was stacked?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Where she belonged, on the outside looking in.

      • Danny Philippi

        I meant she has no one to compete with. Personally, the death of the knockout division started when Taryn Terrell got pregnant after Slammiversary.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Has that ever been confirmed?

  • Jesse Sherwood

    I just threw up in my mouth at seeing Lei’D Tapa. Not saying she’s a dude, but Chyna was more attractive in her prime.

    • Danny Philippi

      Chyna from her brief time in TNA is more attractive then Tapa.

  • Gesus Oliver

    How would you set up your BFG card this year? would you keep what they have going would you change it?

  • Jesse Sherwood

    If anyone gets anymore errors, let me know. I’ll forward them along. The new layout has caused some hiccups.

  • Gesus Oliver

    Do you agree with Bully’s recent interview where he said “Technical wrestling is boring.”

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Not at all. I love a great chain wrestling, technically strong match. The opening minutes of Angle/Lesnar was some of Lesnar’s best in ring work of his career and is what sold me on the guy back in the day.

      • Gesus Oliver

        Tight and sound technical wrestling is what makes the X-division so good. I loved one of the matches I think it was one of the smackdown’s before Benoit did what he did. The match was with Lashley.

    • The Breaker

      Bully has some great opinions and I think he’s got a good mind for the business, but I can’t agree with that statement. There’s a place for different types of matches. That’s what makes wrestling diverse. You need matches to be wrestled differently in order to accommodate the storytelling.

  • Danny Philippi

    I’m sensing Mr. Anderson might have signed a short-term contract.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I hope so. There is so much that they can do with Anderson and Bully it isn’t funny!

  • The Breaker

    Roode’s EGO Hall of Fame induction is next! Appletinis for everybody!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I still say Appletini should be the first inductee! It had 40 BFG Series points!

    • Danny Philippi

      Hope this sets up Roode to get Angle Slammed.

  • Gesus Oliver

    This slow death of A&8′s is really boring. Do you think they’ll finish the storyline at BFG? Are you shocked the storyline lasted this long? Should it continue?

    • The Breaker

      It’s been an agonizing last few months. Probably even longer. I hope it’ll be killed off at BFG. They’re on life support and no one cares anymore. I consider it another huge storyline TNA started off strong with but failed to build properly.

  • Danny Philippi

    Daniels and Kaz back from Willy Wonka’s factory.

    • Nostaljack

      Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of pure imagination.

    • Gesus Oliver

      Dumb and dumber!

      • The Breaker

        Ah, how didn’t I recognize that!

      • Talesgirl015

        Yea, I swear Bad Influence is the best thing going in TNA c:

  • The Breaker

    Loving the formal dress, haha

  • Gesus Oliver

    I saw the orange out of the corner of my eye. I got really excited for Curry man!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Blue and orange Prom Tuxes… Only Daniels and Kaz could pull off the Dumb and Dumber look!

  • Xavier

    Who are these two clowns in the bright suits, making my damn eyes hurt lol

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Lol! Kaz and Daniels pulling off Dumb and Dumber!

  • Nostaljack

    SSSSSSSSSSMOOOKINNNNNNN!!!!

  • Xavier

    In the ring looking like Dumb & Dumber

  • Gesus Oliver

    Everyone time they bring up Tim hortons it’s just turning the knife in my heart.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    I’m expecting Roode to bust out into Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit!

  • Nostaljack

    What kind of “Addam’s Family” chair of torture is that?

    • Gesus Oliver

      Addam’s family Values. They’re going to electrocute him.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      The Throne of Despair, as his career is suffering.

  • Nostaljack

    He slaved over a hot computer…LOL!

  • Nostaljack

    Okay, that clip was high-larious!!

  • Danny Philippi

    This reminds me of when John Morrison thought he was HBK during the Miz/Morrison vs. DX feud.

  • Nostaljack

    Why is Bobby sporting the Bully Ray haircut?

  • Nostaljack

    I have to hand it to them. This is *really* good. Bobby’s a riot!

  • Danny Philippi

    Roode, the only time crying is acceptable in a ring is when your ankle gets snapped.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      There’s no crying in Professional Wrestling!

      • The Breaker

        No one told Big Show that, apparently.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    This just feels out of place. I’m quickly becoming disinterested.

    • The Breaker

      I agree, it’s kind of boring. I don’t see the point here unless Angle comes out.

      Well, here he is. I still think it dragged on though.

    • Nostaljack

      You aren’t enjoying it? I think it’s really funny. I just hope it doesn’t drag too long.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        It already has. By the time Roode got to the point, I already was tuning out.

    • Gesus Oliver

      Sadly this HOF induction is still better than what ever they did at BFG last year.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    ANGLE!

  • Nostaljack

    Okay, now I’m getting a little distracted wondering what clothing rack of hate they all grabbed their wardrobe from.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    And Angle is Jacked!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Kaz took that German really rough!

  • Nostaljack

    “Watch the suit”…LOL!

  • Danny Philippi

    Angle at 45 is better than all of us combined.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I wish I could look that good!

    • The Breaker

      He’s better than pretty much the whole TNA roster.

  • Gesus Oliver

    Angle is looking the best he has in years! wow, glad he got time to recover recoupe and get back to a solid build.

  • The Breaker

    Angle’s doing suplexes, all is right in wrestling.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Hello Brooke!

    • Nostaljack

      Hello, Chris Sabin with Brady Bunch hair.

      • Gesus Oliver

        “The youngest one in curls!”

        • Nostaljack

          She’s very pretty tonight…and so is Velvet.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Looks much better without the collar.

          • The Breaker

            I see what you did there!

          • Nostaljack

            LOL!!!

      • Danny Philippi

        I would kill to be the tape around Velvet’s waist.

  • The Breaker

    Angle and Roode? BFG just got a boost!

    Though, I’m not a fan of booking matches out of thin air, especially for the biggest PPV of the year. Alas, this is TNA’s way…

  • Mike Love

    That video package of Bobby Roode was rather entertaining. I thought it was hilarous!!

    • Nostaljack

      The insertion of “Bobby Roode” was just great!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    And Roode throws a tantrum on the level of my ADHD 6 year old.

  • Danny Philippi

    Roode can yelp with the best of them.

  • The Breaker

    I like what they’re doing with Angle and Sting.

  • Mike Love

    Okay Brooke.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Sabin looks like he is taking a page out of Johnny Devine’s old book.

  • Nostaljack

    Bully and Brooke? What does she do on dates with Bully…rub him down with Ben Gay?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      He likes the tingle…

  • Nostaljack

    What are the chewbacca boots Velvet is wearing?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      It’s an in style thing right now for women to wear. They are either actual boots, or sleeves that slip over the boots.

      • Nostaljack

        They’re hideous…yikes!

        • Jesse Sherwood

          That’s fashion for you. They feel nice and soft, though! My wife has a set.

  • Danny Philippi

    TNF alert: Bears 27 Giants 14 mid-3rd quarter.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Come on Giants! Justin needs them to win!

  • Danny Philippi

    Worst Rollup in the bus-i-ness.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Three syllables!

  • The Breaker

    So is Sabin just an idiot, or did he want to cost Velvet the win?

  • Nostaljack

    When did TNA become Spike’s woman?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Ever since they let HH go. Now, there is nothing blocking them from being a 2 hour Bellator commercial.

      • Nostaljack

        So since last week?

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Yep. TNA has nothing they feel they can market, so why not market Bellator for 2 hours?

          • Nostaljack

            Heaven forbid they should actually market TNA.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    If I hear anything else about Frank Shamrock, I will scream.

    • The Breaker

      It’ll happen at least once more.

  • The Breaker

    Sometimes I think TNA is doing more to sell Bellator than BFG.

    • Danny Philippi

      Impact Wrestling: The billboard for Bellator MMA. Trying to be like FS1.

  • Gesus Oliver

    Shamrock looks rough

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Ken or Frank?

  • The Breaker

    This is the same video they showed last week. But it happened earlier today?

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Wait, this was earlier tonight, but it was the same video as last week!

  • The Breaker

    So now we have his full name: Ethan Carter III.

    • Nostaljack

      I’m far more excited now that we have his full name.

      • The Breaker

        I know! The hype!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Lol, they are marketing him like RG3! Can they not have a single original idea?

    • Danny Philippi

      I hope Ethan can be like RG3 and sprain his ACL and send TNA to a 1-3 record.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        I don’t even follow Football and I caught that. That should worry TNA.

  • Mike Love

    The BFG card is looking gooooooood.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Agreed. I might just buy it over HIAC!

      • Danny Philippi

        At least TNA did not have a pay per view three weeks ago and do not just copy and paste the card. TNA’s PPV are better than their TV, unlike WWE which sells their TV on PPV.
        P.S. Thanks WNW for the updates so I did not waste 3 hours watching Battleground on First Row.

        • Nostaljack

          You’re right. They just copy and paste angles. Silly…LOL!

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Well, I watched it and wasn’t too disappointed other than the lack of title changes. Long reigns are great, but there are some champs who need a change. *COUGH COUGH Del Rio, Axel COUGH*

          • The Breaker

            Well, thankfully, Del Rio’s time seems to be up at HIAC. Not sure about Axel. I could see him dropping it at a RAW.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Honestly, I want Axel to drop it to R-Truth so that Wyatt can face Truth for the IC Title.

      • The Breaker

        I think you should do that on principle. This is TNA’s biggest PPV and they only have four. WWE has 13 and there’s a Big Four up next month. Hell in a Cell doesn’t seem to be a throwaway though.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Normally, I would. But TNA has made so many questionable decisions since Slammiversary, I have considered not.

  • Danny Philippi

    TNF alert: Bears 27 Giants 21 end of the 3rd quarter.
    ALDS alert: Tigers 3 A’s 0 Bottom 7th inning.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Is the ALDS a 3-1 series?

      • Danny Philippi

        No, tigers and A’s are tied 2-2 and the 5th game is tonight. WInner plays Boston in a best-of-7 ALCS starting Sat. night.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Wait, if it goes to game 7, then wouldn’t it be on Saturday? Game 5 tonight, 6 tomorrow, 7 on Saturday?

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Oh wait, Division is best of 5. I forgot!

          • The Breaker

            The Detriot/Oakland Division Series is a best of 5. The Championship Series is out of 7.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Yeah, I realized that after I posted. It’s been too long since I really was into baseball.

          • The Breaker

            It’s not popular with a lot of people these days (comparatively speaking, of course). Always been my favorite sport though.

  • Mike Love

    Yeah TNA Bellator is cool and all but shut up.

  • Nostaljack

    Here’s Dixie Boop again.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I’d love to know what the “check” amount was, so I knew how much would bounce!

      • Mike Love

        “Tree fitty”

        • mike

          Whoa what are you doin tellin these people you got tree fiddy
          you gonna have the lockness monster at your door.

    • Danny Philippi

      Stephanie McMahon is to Dixie Carter as Miley Cyrus is to Justin Bieber.

      • Nostaljack

        Are you somehow inferring that Miley is smarter than Justin?

        • Danny Philippi

          Miley Cyrus’ promotion of herself has CM Punk pipebomb heat. Justin Bieber is like Miz TV heat.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        More like Pantera to Steven Curtis Chapman.

        • Nostaljack

          Or Donny Hathaway to Tay Zonday.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            “Chocolate Rain” is what I see Dixie Carter as!

        • The Breaker

          Led Zeppelin to Creed.

  • The Breaker

    So are they trying to sell Magnus as an inexperienced rookie?

    • Talesgirl015

      Yes, inexperienced next to Sting of course ! don’t worry The way I see it is if Magnus beats Sting it does a lot for him. TNA books Sting to look strong almost all the time so he’s a strong main eventer in TNA c:

      Magnus, is awesome, but he’s currently seen as an Upper Midcarder once he defeats Sting. it kinda solidifies him and makes him a star (In TNA’s eyes) if he loses but does well it keeps him at that Upper Midcard spot, either he’s your next World Champion in 2013 :)

      • The Breaker

        Yep, that’s all true! TNA is definitely doing the right thing by giving him the push as a top-level talent. He has the most potential out of anyone there to be the face of the company in a couple years when you can’t rely on the old vets (Sting, Angle, Hardy) any longer. A win over Sting would solidify that for him in a huge way.

        I was just confused by why they’re having Magnus make so many amateur mistakes like not going for the pin when he should and not noticing the legal man in a tag match, but I think it’s all a part of his recent frustrations in storyline. A disgruntled Magnus works fine for the storyline leading to this match, but I do hope they keep him a face going forward. A heel turn for him would be a mistake in my opinion.

  • Danny Philippi

    Love to see Magnus challenge A.J. for the TNA Championship after BFG. Hope Magnus is heel.

  • The Breaker

    Bully Ray pushing out Tenay was pretty great.

  • Nostaljack

    See? More WCW recycling.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Give me Bischoff on commentary over Taz and Tenay both any day of the week.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Oh great.. We get Bully and Taz on commentary! BAKA!

  • Nostaljack

    It’s the Aces World Order.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      4 Life!

      • Danny Philippi

        It’s Survey Time. Who here wants to see TNA and who want to see the AWO.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Wow.. Baby Bisch couldn’t even sell a Clothesline!

    • Nostaljack

      Eva Marie and he should tag.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        They’d make the perfect couple! Two people who don’t deserve their positions.

  • The Breaker

    I don’t care about the Dixie storyline at all. It’s just getting in the way of them promoting the actual BFG Main Event too. And Aces & Eights are just dead weight.

  • Mike Love

    Ugly roll-up.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Baby Bisch botches big!

    • Danny Philippi

      Which was worse: A.J. or Brooke?

      • Mike Love

        I’d say Bisch

  • The Breaker

    “So, how do we get people interested in the BFG Main Event? OH I GOT IT, put AJ in a handicap match with two guys who can’t really go!”

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Knux wasn’t that bad. Baby Bisch though… Why couldn’t he have been let go?

      • The Breaker

        I’ll give you that on Knux, but Garrett looked horrible at every opportunity. I can’t imagine that he’d still be on the roster if it weren’t for his last name.

  • Nostaljack

    Bully Ray is too good. AJ is too. He’s selling like a champ.

  • Danny Philippi

    I hate to see what happens next week if the promo of BFG is this bad. Hope to see everyone next week.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Have a good one Danny!

  • The Breaker

    I think BFG is sure to deliver on the in-ring product, but the problem is that the show has absolutely NO juice going in.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      It’s sad, as they have had 4 1/2 months to build it up.

      • The Breaker

        Four and a half months, but we still have matches being booked completely out of the blue two weeks before the PPV.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Wow.. Ken Shamrock is rough. A far cry from the guy who won the King of the Ring.

    • Nostaljack

      I’m not looking at any of it on principle alone. LOL!

      • Jesse Sherwood

        I know I griped about it, but the nostalgia factor has gripped me. Ken was an early hero for me, as he had that technical style I respected. He was Kurt Angle before Angle existed.

  • Nostaljack

    This was a total blast, guys. Amazing how much commenting this few people can actually do. LOL! I’ll be late next week but I’ll be here. Have a great night, guys!

    • The Breaker

      You do the same! Until next week, Nostaljack!

    • Mike Love

      I like doing this!! Thanks for including me in these chats!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Have a good evening Ed! And to everyone else, be sure to check out his first article on WWENews.net!

      http://www.wwenews.net/where-are-the-managers/

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      Night Ed, sorry I missed hanging with you. I’m impressed with your work, by the way.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        I already plugged it!

        • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

          Good, thanks.

      • Nostaljack

        Oh good! High praise indeed. Glad to contribute. More will be on the way next week. I’ll be back for the party on Monday night!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Everyone, thanks for the great evening! Goodnight!

  • MrOldSchool

    Saw a pic of the live crowd in Tulsa maybe 400 fans were there !!! Fans are more invested in the X division match with Joe in the match. The problem is Allen Jones is your face and he does not sell tickets or merch this is why BFG and Impact is on life support. People in San Diego have so many other things to do on BFG weekend than attending the show. Trust me I know the area well.