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uhmmmm you should know this reference.
I do not…without googling it
I guess I’ll have to show you
I should have guessed that. Sadly, I don’t know the lyrics! I do now
You learn something new everyday.
Nice to see someone else here.
Watching last week’s episode marking the FIRST time I’m watching this show.
You’ve never even seen the show?
nope. Great that I’m hosting a watch party, eh, lol
I have never seen it either to be honest.
I’d not expect that you’d have seen it without him.
I just think it’s funny that he’s doing this whole thing without actually seeing the show.
Like a boss!
How come Summer Rae doesn’t go by her real name like everyone else?
The Bellas aren’t there real names.
Nikkie and Brie are, lol
slkjreaoir David yay
Sup homie! Watch the Wings win the last game of the season?
I wonder what the sales on Eva’s action figure are….
2 or 3
I’ve found that it’s dang near impossible to find Diva action figures.
And why would anyone want an Evil Marie figure? Okay, well, Sam would like one to abuse it, the way she abuses ADR.
I’d have my Nattie figure beat up Lesnar
You have Nattie? So cool!
I should put a call out to anyone who finds any Diva action figures to get them for me, and I’ll pay you back for cost & shipping.
My god I wish, no, but I would if I saw her in a store.
I mean in stores. I wouldn’t ask for your Nattie, because I know how hard they are to find. Heck, I bought Vickie this week because I found her!
I’m sure I could find it on Amazon
For less than some crazy price? That’s the biggest problem is the prices online.
yeah I just looked up, they’re like 70 bucks. WTH
That’s why I don’t have many Diva action figures.
I didn’t know they were that hard. Sheesh. Makes me want them more now!
I will buy any Divas I find in the the stores. So, if anyone else finds any, please buy them and I will pay you back, please?
you really want those diva action figures
Yes, I do. I was lucky enough to find Bryan, Cesaro, and a few others this spring, but Divas are hard to find.
I have Natalya.
I have Steph (but her elbow is a bit broken), Marie, and now Vickie.
I used to have a Chyna
I wouldn’t want any WWE action figure
Except for the Dean Ambrose one
But that’s for different reasons THAT ARE NOT PERVERTED OKAY
My brother and I have 31 female wrestling figurines.
We have from Lita and Trish to Miss Elizabeth and Moolah to AJ Lee and Bella Twins to name a few.
WOW on Elizabeth and Moolah!
Oh, I do have Lita, but she’s posed in an unmoveable crouching position. And I have Moolah too, forgot about them.
Am I the only one around here who doesn’t have any WWE action figures?
You’re starting to make me regret giving away all of my old ones.
Go buy some more!
How much are they?
10-15 usually brand new in stores. I know you can buy them second hand on ebay and amazon for cheaper
Even on ebay, the Divas are insanely expensive. Even out of package they’re crazy pricy.
Most of my older figures were bought in lots off ebay. I didn’t have any when I was young. Sadly the only Warrior I have is in pieces and missing at least an arm.
How come there is no live results?
It’s on a need to know basis.
It’s a show with nothing but talking. It’s not wrestling thus no wrestling results. Just something to enjoy and watch together!
I want play by play on Natalie drunk dialing and peeing in the ring. Get it together matt.
That’s the only reason I come to these watch parties anyway.
So it’s fine by me.
Wait, you don’t read the Raw Results that I slave over?
I hate to say it
Especially when I’m watching the show.
LOL, I know that people watching the show don’t actually read them. It’s for people who can’t watch for some reason, or to check back to read things like Warrior’s speech, or for articles being written. I use it for RIB each week.
WE use for RIB 😉 hehe
Is total divas airing now or in 7 mins?
6 minutes now.
You mean 5?
you’re right it’s 4 now.
Natalya just favorited a tweet of mine saying she needs to DDT and Sharpshooter Summer Rae.
UGH WHY CAN’T A WRESTLER FAVORITE OR EVEN GLANCE AT ONE OF MY TWEETS?
do you tag them?
I just did with Dean Ambrose
He doesn’t use his twitter. Nattie is an avid Tweeter.
WELL THEN THERE YOU GO
did you undress him via tweet?
that would just creep him out.
There’s a joke there that I probably can’t make.
2 edgy 4 me?
might have better luck with Miley.
She gets mentions all the time
I doubt I would be chosen.
Keep working on tweeting your articles at the wrestlers in your articles. Very important!
I agree, they’ll all be seen eventually just keep plugging away!
That’s awesome. 🙂
I literally just woke up….Now where’s my cookie
it’s in the mail
Alright I’ll keep any eye out….anyhow here I am
thank you for joining, sir!
YEAH THROW HER OFF YOUR PROPERTY!!!!
The lesson in Tweeting and being recognized is be nice 😉
Smokin Oken has saved this thread.
I’m here for Nattie LOL
me too! and Alex G
You are so nice Matt I can’t.
I love you Matt
But CJ is the man.
Hey, Matt is the other member of y’all’s 3MB!
There’s some dissension in our group…
we’re the Shield of WNW.
Then that makes me the Bray Wyatt!
annnnnnd I’m still stuck with waiting on Dean
The rest of you are just living it
Did Nattie already have nose surgery?
These girls are wimps worried about a little bit of blood
That was really bad! They’re wrestlers, get used to blood!
What is it about wrestlers being real estate agents?
Since I’m watching mad men instead of total divas can I post Draper news?
I thought that got cancelled
Final season is airing tonight I think. I’m watching on Netflix.
Wrestlemania are like our Oscars and TLC is like are Golden Globes. Um What?
LOL…not so much
I’d say more the TV Land awards.
I Love Lucy really added prestige to those awards.
Well, that explains why Summer Rae has been demoted!
Summer is my favorite month.
Is August your favorite day of the week?
JESSE! Thanks for joining, mate!
Im interested in seeing what’s up with Cena & Nikki. Although I gotta actually wait to watch it seen as I can’t watch live
I’m wondering about Naomi’s eye injury. I think we’re about there
Cena acting shady…
These wrestlers ain’t loyal….
Business call my ass, Cena.
“Just a call I had to take.” Yeah… Sarah can’t be as hot as Nikki!
Maybe Cena’s like DDP, remember he was stalking Sara when he was married to Kimberly.
Remember David… I like you… You like you… And you REALLY like me!
comment of the night so far!
Got to love cheesy DDP!
Classic! Made me smile
Ugh, Sandra! She has me disgusted after what happened at WM!
What happened at WM?
Cameron’s outfit snapped in half
Well I will always prefered Needles.
Sandra has the job I wanted for years, and letting Cam’s top completely fall apart in the ring at WM was too much. That’s bad workmanship!
I thought the WWE seamstress was a younger white woman. Do they have more than one?
They have 3 on staff, and Sandra is the senior one, and the main one for the Divas.
Needles > Sandra
I kept thinking you were referring to Stitches, the UFC doctor, LOL.
Naomi and Sandra the sassy seamstress are the greatest people on Total Divas.
I thought Cameron was your fav?
I forgot to add that
Except Sandra has proven herself to not be professional.
I can understand that
But that sass just blows me away.
Sounds like there’s some drama going down right now
I’ve never seen any other episodes, but this is pretty drama filled but some of it rightfully so. The rest…yeah they need to grow up lol
That’s the problem. Some of the stuff that happens makes you think “wtf is wrong with you?” I’ve seem them all up to now. Some episodes are good, some just suck
Ok, I don’t like Nikki very much, but DAYUM!!!
I know right, that got my attention
First season she came across a b***h but now she comes across as just plain horny half the time…Or that’s what I see
She does NOT look good in that red lipstick
Naomi? It’s too much, but works with the costume.
Yeah sorry, for her video shoot
And Sandra fails AGAIN!!!
Yeah, this is lame! We know Naomi has a big (sexy) bum, and needs extra room there. Sandra needs to go!
Correct me if I’m wrong
But didn’t you want to be a WWE seamstress?
Yes, that’s why I’m so critical of her work. I know better than the problems she’s made lately.
you should give WWE a call.
you may just get yourself a job.
If I was up on my skills, I’d love to do it, but my life is more writing that sewing these days.
I’d trust you to make me look fabulous any day of the week!
As would I. I need a new wardrobe…
I know that Kendra could turn me into a queen.
And make sure I can drop it low without any problems.
but you’d have to show yourself lol. No more mystery of Alex G
it would be worth it to get to show that off.
I really need to get my machine out and get back to designing. I miss it.
Then get to it.
You’ll get back in your groove in no time.
It doesn’t take long, but first thing I need to do is make Sam’s Star Trek hoodies.
You mean Alex G doesn’t look like Miley Cyrus? I mean I look like a purple octopus.
I wish I looked as good as her.
I do want to make it clear that I am beautiful and fab
I believe it!
But you’ll never see it.
So you think
WOAH THAT NEARLY SCARED ME I THOUGHT YOU WERE ACTUALLY THERE ON MY BED I’M SCARED.
I’m under the bed, sorry for the miscommunication
I’m searching my entire house now.
I’m not, I have 8 arms and no fingers or feets.
The kids must love that!
There are times when I feel like I need 8 arms, cause I have times when like 8 kids would love for me to hold them.
We know you are G.
and so is everyone else
Just in their own unique way.
Sandra…..ugh. Where is Vince to watch this and see his money hard at work…
I’m kinda interested in Naomi’s song..
HER HAIR FELL OUT omg
That weave looked a bit bad anyhow.
yeah, it was a little too much
Come on Sandra.
Your sass is too good for this.
But her skills are failing.
That’s why I’m saying she should be doing better.
maybe if they threatened to fire her it would light a fire under her butt.
how long has she been the divas’ seamstress?
No clue, but I wouldn’t be shocked if she’s been there for a very long time.
She just plain sucks as of late
Like a rhinestone diva
walking out on the stage in a star-spangled wrestling ring.
Like a rhinestone diva.
Getting cards and letters from people I don’t even know
And offers comin’ over the phone
Summer Rae sounds like a serious, grade A B****
And damn annoying too
I never liked her and now I know why
And skanky much?
seems like she’d have a spot on The Godfather’s train
Even the godfather wouldn’t touch that
Dang! I was thinking it, but you actually said it!
low blow! I love it
She makes someone in my life look tame!!!
Wow! I agree, just wow!
The Quiet Ones looks so awesome!
I love the NOH8 shoot they did. I love the work of Adam Bouska
you know it!
I inject WNW with a lethal dose of
It’s super effective!
I don’t 🙁
I <3 Nattie's music
So do I.
This explains why Nattie locked in the sharpshooter really low a few weeks ago.
Good for her hitting it hard on SR!
I cheered for that!
She meant it to send a message. Hopefully it was received loud and clear
She should go talk to BNB, I’m sure he’d have some Bad News for her, but guys had like 10 broken noses.
That was really gross to see her move her nose like that.
Yeah I’m really glad they didn’t show it on camera as much as they did
I look forward to seeing that. Sounds gross
She could move it all the way over!!! It’s a bad break.
It’s a piece of f’n chocolate!
John is SO cheating on her. He loves women tooo much
IT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
I don’t think he is, I think she’s being paranoid and it will turn out he’s planning something for her
I hope. I love Cena but don’t like cheaters.
Stuffs about to get real!!!
if he says he has cancer I’m going to be so upset
No, he’s going to put someone over! And it will kill him!
David, I have a work question for you. Have you ever seen Play Do turn odd colors? Not like moldy, but change color?
No, but the play dough we use always gets a variety of colors because kids mix them together but never actually change colors.
We just found a small tub of Play Do under the WrestleFest machine. It used to be pink, but it’s blue around the outside and fades in to pink.
sure that’s not mold?
Doesn’t look like mold. It’s very strange, that’s why I’m asking.
Maybe some one mixed blue play-doh with pink play-doh? How long have you had it because we hardly every keep play-doh at work for longer than one year, we are constantly replacing it because children forget to put lids on and it drys out so we have to throw it away.
I know it’s about a year & 1/2 old. It’s not mixed, not even sure if it was opened previously. It’s dark blue, then fades into the pink the lid says it should be.
Why do you have play-doh
Because I have Sam and she loves clay of any sort.
Sorry I couldn’t help, never seen it happened before.
I just figured I’d ask. And why wouldn’t I have Play Do with Sam?
I have no idea how old she was.
She’s 10 going on 4, 14, or 40 depending on the day!
I hate Play-Doh but from my time, the colors sometimes fade after regular use.
With his teeth, Gary Busey could easily be the father of The Ultimate Warrior. And talking to himself
That pink dress is amazing!
The look on Cena’s face says it all.. He couldn’t even outright deny it.
OOOOHH GURL I KNEW HE WAS BEING SHADY.
Cena bought her the house. He’s the buyer?
Knowing reality shows, that’s probably it.
yeah, I watch the other Bunim/Murray reality show, The Real World and they do things that look like HUGE drama into nothing.
That place is really different than his home. It looked kind of plain to me. Maybe Nikki is bringing him down to earth.
And there goes the respect I had for John.
And faith in him is restored!
So does Total Divas not let us know matches are scripted so we think it’s them actually fighting and winning on their own?
No, they have before.
Okay, just the way it’s shown with the Divas championship match acting like it’s career changing. Which, I know HAVING a championship match on a ppv is huge.
Awww this Pedigree comerical I can’t
I almost cried
OOOOOo sneaky Cena!!! What a guy!
I told you!
you did good call!
awww that was so cute.
so Brodus Clay, Fandango and Summer Rae don’t have real names but everyone else does?
Summer isn’t even real enough to have a real name
It’s not too bad of a song.
I would love to hear Naomi sing some R&B though.
You know, I forget that Brodus has real connections in the music business.
yeah he was Snoop’s bodyguard, right?
I would love to hang out with Snoop.
I would too, but I wouldn’t remember it
I’d rather hang out with Charlie Brown and Woodstock.
I should get to know him.
Why does Tyson Kidd have no shirt on?
Let’s just enjoy the view.
Because he’s smexy!
We interrupt your program for Johnny Depp getting shot
Chrisley is a riot!!!
I thought he was on USA???
USA, E, they all may as well be the same!
I’ve never watched E! before so I guess
They all have the same parent company, so…
Ah, Viacom. I used to work for them.
What did you do there?
Blockbuster, lol. Sister company. I was store manager of blockbuster for 2 and a half years
No, NBC Universal. You used to work for Viacom?
He sure makes me feel better about my parenting skills!
class, not ass
He bought his daughter new boobs and a new kooch after she had a baby! She’s married, but Daddy buys her boobs and plastic surgery down there? Sorry, I’m Mom of The Year compared to THAT!
Didn’t know you could have down there plastic surgery. Horrible parent. I still don’t believe those are his kids or wife.
Maybe Chrisly doesn’t know best…
I LOVE him
I love Paige, but I wish Nattie would’ve won the title before
Paige vs Nattie is my dream match!
Those two will tear it up at some point
Tyson + Natalya = awesome couple
They are so cute together that it hurts.
I want to live with them… is that weird?
As long as you don’t want to do anything weird with them.
It’s CJ! He’s a sweetie! Not a creeper!
Everyone has their kinks…
he’s a bit too young though.
Not CJ, and don’t even stay he does!
We have to keep his mind clean.
Hate to break it to you, but I was ruined in 5th grade
I’m loving the support, thanks!
I have kids older than, or close in age to a lot of this group, so I’m thinking like a mom. But you’ve always been great, no matter your age.
Well aren’t you a good boy.
I spend all day playing with a 3 yr old and a 5 yr old, I don’t even know what kink means.
We are the complete opposites.
I’m joking a little about not knowing what kink means. But I am a big kid at heart.
we all have youth in us.
I wouldn’t exactly say that, buuut
Oh brother. Not exactly what I was meaning
I can be really perverted sometimes
So like a family thing?
Yeah like a child lol
That would be dope.
That was a great show. Glad I started watching!
BTW, anyone else notice how much Tyson Kidd looks like Miz?
with the hair, yes!
Well that was a fun hour guys, back to sleep for me now
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Oh my gosh, I wish I would have known you guys were doing this!! Count on me for next week :):)
Me too. Sorry I missed it. Talk to you next week.
I felt bad for Nattie, what the hell is wrong with Summer? Nattie asked her to stay away from the face and she did it anyways. I agree about Nattie and TJ, they are adorable!
Nikki can irritate the hell out of me at times but I don’t think she is a bad person, she and John really love each other and I hope one day he does change his thoughts about marriage.
Looking forward to seeing Trinity and Jon’s marriage next week, they are another couple I like
Jon has a great sense of humor that comes across on the show.