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Hello everyone and welcome back to the WrestlingNewsWorld.com Weekly Rundown. This is your feature where you can read my thoughts of the week that was in professional wrestling – most specifically WWE (as these will be a lot longer, and more negative if I wrote up… or at all watched Impact Wrestling). So without further ado, let's get to the action with the Constants:
+ Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Dolph Ziggler, Sheamus and Wade Barrett are the future of WWE – they are all total packages, both in the ring and on the mic.
+ WWE's video packages.
+ AJ, forever and always. This also leads nicely into:
- Matt "The Choice" Andrews. It's a shame, really. I could like Matt… If only he'd leave AJ alone.
- The way announcing currently is in the WWE. In fact, the only announcer I can stand right now is Josh Mathews.
- Aksana's cliché role that doesn't seem to be really going anywhere.
- "The Royal Rumble winner gets to main event Wrestlemania" is a fallacy, and has been this way for several years now. For the past 5 or so years the winner of the Rumble has NEVER actually main evented 'Mania.
- The way Divas are handled
And with that out of the way, let's get to this week's Posits!
+ Punk's opening promo was AMAZING! Spoken from the heart, that promo was everything it needed to be to keep this side of the feud classy, unlike what I feared would happen last week. Punk took his formerly heel straightedge gimmick into it's more instinctively face-fitting direction, and it (obviously) works. This feud is edgy – yes – but classy nonetheless.
+ Rhodes vs. Show is getting interesting and, more importantly, retains prestige the IC title has lost, and keepsRhodes' momentum going.
+Bryanvs. Ryder was short and to the point. Ryder got enough offense to keep from looking weak andBryanlooked very strong coming out of that match.
+ The announcing during Cena vs. Henry was great, and so was the psychology. Both made this "Cena overcoming the odds" moment different in my eyes from the usual ones.
+ Nice way to get Smackdown started with that promo by AJ that showed her dynamic withBryan. It did go a bit south when Sheamus came out, but not too much.
+ Nice quick opening match-up between Truth and Henry, and it goes to show that Henry is a spectacular wrestler who got the short end of the stick for far too many years.
+ Considering I thought Yokozuna was already a Hall of Famer, it's needless to say that I think his induction is long overdue.
Now - no more Mr. Nice Guy (Landau). It's time fore the Negs!
- While the end of an era promo was mesmerizing and grandiose, it lacked logic – big time. Why has Triple H gone from wanting to keep the Undertaker as a franchise to being willing to sacrifice everything he has in order to beat him?
- Look at the 12 men tag match at 'Mania – of the announced participants (and those we can expect to be announced) almost all belong in MITB. It's really such a shame the match was scrapped this year.
- Why are Beth and Eve facing Kelly and Maria at 'Mania?! A. Who cares? And B. Why isn't the title being defended. I'll happily take Natalya vs. Beth if Kharma isn't ready to return yet.
- There is only one week of build-up left, but I feel like not enough has been done up to this point.
- Team Teddy… SUCKS! He has a total of 1 former world champion in The Great Khali (who is still The Great Khali), while Team Laurinaitis has a total of 1 non-former World Champion (oddly enough captaining the team), and all the rest (assuming Del Rio is the final member of Team Laurinaitis and Mysterio is the final member of team Teddy) are former world champions. Even if Mysterio IS on Team Teddy, it's still not even close to being even.
- All I can say about the Bellas splitting up is that I really hope Nikki doesn't spell out Laurinaitis next week. Also, you're supposed to say "aN E", not "A E".
- Oh brother… Flo Rida at 'Mania? I have a rule of thumb against people who spell incorrectly on purpose. Not that I find any redeeming qualities to Flo Rida to let that slide.
- OK – isn't Ryder going to be able to just watch SmackDown and see Eve's smile? Or RAW last week to see her say as blatantly as possible that she's fooling him? This is why Telenovela doesn't work in WWE as a pseudo-realistic product.
- Putting Khali over Ziggler in any way whatsoever was beyond a travesty.
- Where was DREW?!
And all that's left is the Queschies:
? What was up with Rock holding his hand out as if reading notes in his promo… when he didn't have any notes?
? Why did the crowd boo so loudly when AJ said she was (gasp) SPOONING withBryan? I mean, it's not like they all feel the pain Matt & I feel from it.
? I REALLY hope this whole Miz deal is going somewhere.
Lastly, I'd like to apologize for both the relative lateness of this as well as the shortness of this week's Rundown. I had my drama finals for the year this past week, which meant every day I was in school 'till 10 PM. So I only got to wrestling on Friday.