Raw Is Blogged: Premature Bellabration

Oh Boy. I’ve got the tissues and a pint of Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream all ready for you. If you’re more like Ron Swanson when it comes to emotion, then crack open a beer and have a seat. I have this week’s RIB ready for you and it’s been marinating all night. So, this was […]

RAW Is Blogged – Only In Brooklyn Do You Boo Compassion

“When are we going to visit Lanny again?” asked Sam earlier today. When my daughter starts talking about wrestlers, and not local indie wrestlers, as if they’re friends, my life is starting to feel really surreal. Honestly, Lanny is such a lovely guy, and will sit and talk to me for as long as he […]

RAW Is Blogged – That Meat-Hook Clothesline Will Knock Your Shoes Off

Welcome to Raw… Is… Blogged! (I’m trying to imitate Jericho.) I am the one and only CJ Blaze filling in for Kendra this week. I want to start off by thanking Kendra for this huge opportunity. I’ve helped out with RIB segments before, but never have I ever tackled the whole blog! Let’s get started, […]

RAW Is Blogged – I’m Here To Chew Bubblegum And Kick Ass, And I’m All Out Of Bubblegum…

Last night I had a dream that I’d posted this RIB without any opening, just jumped right into the show. Now, since I didn’t write any of this last night, I have no idea where the dream came from, but I guess wrestling and WNW has become so pervasive in my life. Not complaining at […]

RAW Is Blogged – WWE Breaks Out The Cruiserweight Security Guards Division

What an wild week! First all those rumors of Taker possibly appearing sometime soon in the WWE, and those rumors were everywhere! My youngest, Sam, was away at camp, only had her phone at night in her bunk, and she still knew Taker was rumored to appear. Yes, she’s a great little smark, but still! […]

RAW Is Blogged – And Stick It up Your Chernobyl, Buddy

I’m back! Now, I have to admit that my changes in thought on Brock didn’t just happen this week. You would have found me softening last week if Jesse hadn’t been able to lie, cheat, and steal the RIB from me last week. Actually, I have to thank Jesse for taking the RIB for me […]

RAW Is Blogged – I Can Relax On The Beach And Debate What Living Animal I Can Throw Into The Middle Of A Volcano

How quickly things change within the WWE. It seems as though things are going fine with one Superstar or another, and then they’re either in the dog house, or injured and out for six months. What I’m specifically referring to is Cesaro and Kidd as a tag team who never really got named. It appeared […]