Raw Results 8/4/14 – For Only $9.99 A Month!

RAW Results August 4, 2014
From Frank Erwin Center in Austin, Texas
Reported on by Kendra Bunyon For Wrestling News World

Pre-Raw Commercial

The Beast vs The Champ at SummerSlam. Tonight Steph and Brie sign their contract for SummerSlam.

Raw Starts

Video

Reigns facing Kane last week on Raw that turned into a Reigns beat down by Orton, as Kane leaves Orton to take Reigns down. Reigns cost him his Title shot, so he was taking out Reigns, as per Trip’s orders. The first RKO on announce didn’t break the table, so Orton hit a second, all the while smack talking Reigns.

In Ring Segment

Trip’s music and he heads out in his power suit, Steph on his arm in a black top and black leather shorts (leather meaning all out heel Steph tonight), followed by Orton, Rollins and Kane.

Trip – We are just two wweks away from the biggest PPV of the summer, SummerSlam, and you can see it live on the WWE Network for just $9.99. I’m not the kind of guy who likes to pat myself on the back, but I will. This could be the biggest SummerSlam card in history. At SummerSlam you will see the sadistic Bray Wyatt face Y2J, Chris Jericho. You can see it all on the WWE Network for just $9.99. But that’s not all, Mr. MITB, Seth Rollins will face the unstable Dean Ambrose. You can catch every minute of that on the WWE Network for just $9.99. Speaking of that match, Rollins came to me with an idea that’s just spectacular. There will be a Beat The Clock Challenge. He and Ambrose will face people, and the winner names the stip in their match. Ambrose will not have it easy in facing ADR. Just so you don’t think we’re taking it easy on Rollins, he’s facing RVD.

Steph – Later tonight (HUGE heat!)… I know, I’m happy to see you guys too. I’m wearing cowboy boots, look. We’re in Texas. Nice, right? We will have the contract signign for my match at SummerSlam against Brie Bella! (pop)

Trip – Which, by the way, you can catch live on the WWE Network for just $9.99!

Steph – If Brie gets out of line tonight, I will slap her so hard she will end up in a hospital bed right next to her husband, Daniel Bryan! (heat)

“YES!” “YES!” “YES!”

Steph – Yes, I will!

Trip – That is not all, because it’s on. In what could be the biggest fight of the summer, The Beat Incarnate, Brock Lesnar (serious heat) will try to take the Championship from the 15 time WHC (heat) John Cena. And remember that you can catch every moment of that spectacular match on the WWE Network for only $9.99. But wait, there’s more!

Orton – The best part of SummerSlam is my guarantee to you, and I guarantee to you that I will continue to methodically decimate Roman Reigns. Roman took my opportunity to be WWE Champion, you an even see remains on announce from what I did to him last week. If you think what I did to him last week was anything, it was only a taste…

Reigns’ music hits and out he comes through the stands. Orton, Kane and Trip are waiting, but Reigns stops in the stands and stares to solid pop.

Reigns – Orton claims the Viper’s back. That means I took everything the Viper gave last week, and I’m still standing, RIGHT HERE! Hunter, you say you’re all about great deals. I’m going to come down and beat the Viper’s ass tonight, for free!

Trip – Okay, hold on, just wait a minute. Randy, you got Roman Reigns, but you got him at SummerSlam. You’ll get him at SummerSlam. Tonight Roman Reigns is gonna face a demon. (Trip looks Kane in the eyes.) I expect to see a demon tonight. Reigns, you will face Kane in a Last Man Standing Match! Don’t go anywhere, because that match starts right now.

Commercial

Last Man Standing Match – Roman Reigns vs Kane

Both at each other, but Reigns takes Kane down coming out of the corner with a clothesline. Kane comes back by planting Reigns to the mat after Reigns telegraphs (4 count on Reigns). Kane on Reigns in a corner with back elbows. Reigns whipped, takes a clothesline, but then gets his feet up in Kane’s face. Reigns off the corner on Kane (3 count on Kane). They fight outside, Kane knees first into the stairs (4 on Kane). Reigns flies off the stairs onto Kane (6 on Kane).

Reigns slams Kane back first into the barricade, then blows. Kane reverses on Reigns into the stairs (4 on Reigns). Reigns eats the post (ref doesn’t count). Kane sets up the stairs on the bottom of the ramp. Reigns fights back, foiling Kane’s plans. Kane into the barricade (6 on Kane). Reigns into the barricade (5 on Reigns). Kane with a kendo stick to Reigns’ back, then chest, then back over and over (1 on Reigns). Stairs off Reigns skull (7 on Reigns). Reigns is busted open. Reigns eats barricade, then Kane goes over it.

Commercial

Kane set Reigns in the ropes, leaves the ring and hits Reigns from outside. Reigns reverses Kane into a chair Kane set in a corner during the break (7 on both!). Reigns with blows on Kane. Reigns with a huge clothesline on Kane, then another in a corner. A blow on Kane, then a couple more. Kane into the ropes, so Reigns with his running kick outside (4 on Kane).

Kane with a big right on Reigns. Reigns sends Kane into the stairs he set up on the bottom of the ramp (6 on Kane). Kane into the barricade (5 on Kane). Reigns pulls out a table, but Kane attacks from behind (4 on Reigns). Kane sets up the table in the ring. Samoan drop on Kane (3 on Kane). Reigns sets up, but Kane reverses the superman punch by chokeslamming Reigns through the table (9 on Reigns). Kane frustrated and all over Reigns in the ropes. Kane with a chair, but Reigns counters into a DDT on the chair (3 on Kane). Superman punch, the ref isn’t counting! Reigns rushes Kane, Kane tries to reverse, then Reigns spears Kane.

Winner – Reigns (15:05)

Reigns celebrates in the ring. Video recap of the high points of the match. Reigns up on the corner posing for the fans.

Video

Brock talks about enjoying hurting people.

Commercial

Video

A look at Brock facing Cena at SummerSlam. Heyman and Brock talking about hurting people and not caring about anyone, he’s only here to be Champion. Brock defeats everything, coming off beating Taker at WrestleMania. Brock, and everyone knew he was going to beat Taker. It’s not rocket science. Why wouldn’t Brock beat Taker, and Cena at SummerSlam?

They then go to Cena winning the Ladder Match for the WWE WHC. Cena doesn’t want to talk about his successes. He’s fortunate to be where he is, but he does that by always looking forward. Brock is the most gifted athlete he’s been in the ring with. His ability, endurance, his mean streak. He’s been in there with Brock, so he knows Brock.

Brock will rip Cena limb from limb.

Cena knows he’s in for a beating, but knows what it takes to beat Brock. He wants to be the one to beat the one.

Brock left, made a name for himself, is back to be Champion. If he stayed, there would be no Cena. He’d be buying Fruity Pebbles, not on the box.

Cena says Brock left because he could have one match now and then to make a name for himself. Cena has passion for the WWE, every night, year round, for 12 years.

Brock says he will beat Cena, then hold the WHC with pride. Leave Cena in blood, urine and vomit.

Announce Segment

They talk about the WWE Network, for $9.99 a month! Cole says news about the Network going global, later.

Commercial

Sandow vs Henry

JR’s Boomer Sooner music, then Sandow comes out in a football uniform.

Sandow – For those of you not familiar with the Red River Rivalry, let me tell you. Throughout history the Oklahoma Sooners have dominated the Texas Longhorns. (HEAT) At this year’s Red River Showdown, there will be no hooking of horns. (HEAT) The only thing there will be is the Sooners standing victorious, holding the golden trophy. Shut up, I’m not finished. Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner!

Justin announces Henry to his hometown, listing his accolades, even being a Texas Longhorn. Henry out in a Texas shirt.

Sandow in Henry’s face. Henry makes horns at Sandow and gets a huge pop. Henry all over Sandow, lifts him, carries him around the ring to serious pop, then WSS for three, that the fans count louder than the ref.

Winner – Henry (0:47)

Henry celebrates. Video recap of the high points of the match. Henry poses for the fans, longhorns high. Henry from the ring, calls the camera over. A nice looking young black man stands, holding his daughter, shakes hands with Henry. (Jesse told me it’s Henry’s brother who’s a cancer survivor.)

Backstage Segment

Rose – Shhhhhh!It’s the Oculus Mirror, inhabited by an evil spirit. Those who stare into it, will see their evil selves looking back at them. I don’t believe it. If I look into the mirror, I’ll see a giant mirror staring back. I’m going to look!

Rose looks and it goes to Rose in a suit, with a pen and briefcase, glasses on his head. Back to Rose.

Rose – The power of the mirror. That guy was a lemon! Rosebuds, let’s go!

In Ring Segment

Ambrose to the ring.

Commercial

Beat The Clock Challenge – Ambrose vs ADR

ADR to the ring.

They lock up. Kick to Ambrose’s ribs in a corner, then ADR all over Ambrose for not even one.. ADR into a corner taking a lot of blows to the head. To the next corner, and more blows to ADR’s head. Ambrose on ADR for one.

Ambrose whipped, enziguri from ADR, but Ambrose is under the ropes in the pin. ADR with the sloppiest suplex I think I’ve seen in the WWE in ten years! Ambrose’s legs into the ropes, and ADR tries to cover, even though they are so far over! ADR from the ring, Ambrose gives chase. Ambrose into the barricade. Back in the ring, ADR off the top onto Ambrose for two.

The fans behind Ambrose in a big way, clapping for him. Ambrose up, free from ADR, but takes blows. Small package on ADR for two.

Clothesline on ADR, hurts his own arm. ADR kicks Ambrose in the back of the head, then chokes him in the ropes. Ambrose shoulder first into the post outside. The ref counts at ADR, who finally stops. Outside Ambrose reverses ADR into the barricade. Suplex on ADR outside, showing how it should be done! Ambrose rolls ADR in for two.

It’s been over five minutes. Ambrose on ADR’s arm on the mat. ADR to his feet, on Ambrose’s back shoulder. Ambrose into the post again, shoulder first. ADR then locks on his cross arm breaker over the ropes, hanging on Ambrose’s arm. ADR off the top, but Ambrose lands a blow. Ambrose all over ADR, crossbody on ADR. Ambrose on ADR with blows in a corner. ADR reverses that whip, then throws Ambrose off the top, badly. ADR kicks Ambrose in the head.

Commercial

Over 10:30 in, and the match is still going. ADR is still on Ambrose’s arm. Ambrose to his feet, slammed back down arm first by ADR. ADR mocks Ambrose. ADR out, back on Ambrose’s arm, but Ambrose moves and ADR hurts himself. Suicide dive out onto ADR into the barricade. ADR sent in, Ambrose climbs. Huge missile drop kick on ADR. Shoulder first to ADR in a corner. ADR reverses the whip, but Ambrose ducks the enziguri. Ambrose on the second ropes with a huge tornado DDT, but ADR kicks out at 2.7, somehow!

Ambrose sells his own shoulder issues, but back on ADR. Ambrose shoulder first into the corner, then ADR rips off Ambrose’s bandage. Ambrose facing out, sitting up top, ADR flips him off the top, landing Ambrose face first – but it looked really rough, not at all clean. ADR gets two for it.

ADR sets up, but Ambrose rolls ADR up for two.

Ambrose with a sick clothesline on ADR for two.

Ambrose to his feet. An arm stabber from ADR. ADR with his cross arm breaker over the ropes for the four count again. Ambrose slams ADR face first to the mat for three.

Winner – Ambrose (15:42)

Ambrose out of the ring, selling his pain, a trickle of blood running down the bridge of his nose.

Video

Recap of the feud between Steph and Brie.

In Ring Segment

Rusev to the ring abusing his flag. Lana in tow in a gray pinstriped suit.

Commercial

WWE Rewind

Swagger with a patriot lock on Cesaro on Smackdown to win the match. Rusev out waving his flag after the match. Lana challenges a Flag Match at SummerSlam.

Rusev vs Sin Cara

During the break, on the WWE App, Rusev beat Sin Cara. The match was less than three minutes.

Lana – The Vice President of Russia tweeted a photo of Putin and Obama. (Putin with a cheetah, Obama with a maltipoo.) Today is Obama’s birthday, so I will sing to him in Russian. (She sings horribly, but I think her voice is better than she showed here.)

Zeb and Swagger come out at the end of the song. Lana rattling in Russian.

Zeb – Lana, shut up! Please shut up! I’m so sick of your shrill voice! That’s why Russian men drink so much, to drown out your voices in their heads. I’m so sick of hearing about Vladimir Putin and Mother Russia! I’m sick of hearing about Rusev crush. You two Bolshevik twitheads have no clue who you’re really fighting. Swagger is fighting for the 50 stars and 13 bars. But you’re fighting every real American in the world. Since you’re so adept at using visual aids, I want you to indulge me a minute, and show you the people Swagger is representing. Guys like Nick who work hard supporting a wife and two kids. And Meghan who works 60 hours a week to give medical care to those who need it. He’s fighting for the American men and women who put their lives on the line defending this country from all enemies, foreign and domestic. Let me tell you something Natasha, you and that dancing bear there…

“USA!” chants.

Zeb – You hear them? Let’s shoot ahead to SummerSlam. I’m going to make a little prognostication, the last thing you two peglegs will see is Old Glory waving in the breeze. And the only thing that’s going to get crushed Natasha, is your ego. With that said… We, the people!

Much staring and glaring, Rusev and Lana about to leave the ring, but then Lana turns back on Zeb, and Rusev lands the top of the flag pole to Swagger’s gut. Rusev beats Swagger down and from the ring with the pole. Then Rusev turns on Zeb. Zeb won’t run, holds the flag like a bat, but then Lana backs Rusev off. Lana mocks Zeb with her hand on her heart, says, ‘We, the people.’ off mic.

Commercial

Announce Segment

The Network coming to more countries!

Cesaro vs Ziggler

Big boot at the bell, on Ziggler for two. Miz is on announce with hot tea with honey for his voice. Too much on Miz, little on what’s happening in the ring. Facelock on Ziggler, but Miz keeps talking, wearing his shades, and blue suit jacket and white pants. Drop kick on Cesaro, but then Cesaro reverses on Ziggler with a back breaker for two.

Delayed on Ziggler, but Ziggler down with a zig-zag for three.

Winner – Ziggler (2:01)

Miz says he wants Ziggler perfect at SummerSlam. Miz leaves his tea and heads to the ring. “You can’t wrestle!” chants at Miz. Miz holds his strap high, smiling at Ziggler. Ziggler tells him Sunday, laugh it up, then turns to leave, but then motions to superkick Miz’s face, and Miz lands on his bum in fear. Ziggler is all smiles.

Video

Paige knocked AJ off the stage on Smackdown.

Backstage Segment

Tom – What do you have to say about the footage we just saw from Smackdown.

Paige – I’d like to wish AJ, my best friend in the whole wide world, a speedy recovery.

Tom – Anything else you’d like to say to AJ?

Paige – AJ, you know how much I admire you, and it’s an absolute dream to be facing my idol for the Divas Championship at SummerSlam. So excited Tom! AJ I want you to get well so I can see you soon. I miss you so much. Thank you Tom.

Commercial

RybAxel vs The Dusts

Goldust out first to the stage, then out comes Stardust to join him. Stardust flits around, and they pose, then head to the ring together.

Ryback backs Goldust to a corner, then gains control over Ryback. Blows, inverted atomic drop, then Goldust huffs at Ryback. Axel trips Goldust, then tags in. Axel pins Goldust for two.

Ryback tags in and continues to work Goldust, hits a suplex for two.

Goldust fights back, but taken out by a blow by Axel outside. Axel tags in, stomps Goldust, then head butts him to the mat for two.

Much unrest in the ring, but Stardust tries to get the fans into it. Goldust fights back, tags out to pop. Stardust all over Axel, drops, kicks him in the face. Hip toss, cartwheel, then another kick on Axel for two. Ryback and Goldust in, Ryback into the post. Stardust with his dogmatic finisher for three.

Winners – The Dusts (2:47)

The Dusts are all strange in the ring together to the delight of the fans.

Backstage Segment

Steph – She signs this, and it’s done. (Looking at the contract.)

Kane slams into the office, removes his mask and wig, hands them to Steph, then leaves, never facing the camera.

Commercial

Video

Recap of Kane removing his mask and giving it to Steph.

WWE Slam of the Week

Jericho faced Rowan on Smackdown, and beat him.

Jericho vs Harper

The lights go out, Jericho in his blinkie jacket, then to the ring. He’s Got The Whole World, then DEP! Camera lights, Bray’s fireflies in the stands, even more than ever! Rowan and Harper to the ring.

Harper backs Jericho into a corner, on him with blows. A big blow to Jericho, then an uppercut. The fans are strangely quiet for this match. Rowan watches from the ramp, from behind his mask. Jericho with a little control, then into a clothesline. Harper with elbows over Jericho’s shoulder for two.

Gator roll on Jericho. “Y2J!” chants start in the crowd, and strong, but don’t last long. Jericho kicks Harper in the ribs, but then Jericho caught and slammed to the mat for two.

Jericho takes an elbow, then set up top. Big right from Harper. Jericho off the top, Harper moves, Jericho lands on his feet, then Harper takes Jericho down. Huge powerbomb on Jericho for two.

Upper cut to Jericho. Jericho whipped, gets an elbow up. Running bulldog from Jericho. Rowan on the apron, drop kick knocks him off. Harper down for two. Jericho tries to set up the walls, and gets it locked in!

DEP!

The lights come up and Bray is at the bottom of the ramp. Rowan in and eats a code breaker. Harper from behind, but then eats a code breaker. Bray in and on Jericho for the bell.

Winner – Jericho via DQ (5:15)

Sister Abigail to Jericho. Bray to his knees over Jericho’s body, yells, “Follow the buzzards!”

Commercial

Video

Recap of Paige’s attack on AJ on Smackdown. AJ will be on MainEvent tomorrow on the WWE Network.

Diego vs Fandango

Diego, El Torito, Layla and Summer Rae to the ring. Fandango dances out to the ring, and it’s Hornswoggle! They dance, then walk out hand in hand! Hornswoggle is in pink sparkles – pants and vest. Hornswoggle splits in front of Fandango. Hornswoggle can’t get up, so Fandango lifts him. Layla and Summer Rae are laughing.

Fandango on Diego with blows. Drop kick to Fandango. Hornswoggle on the apron dancing to distract, but Fandango runs into him. Back stabber on Fandango for three.

Winner – Diego (0:35)

Summer Rae and Layla tend to Hornswoggle, so he gets in the ring with them. El Torito and Hornswoggle stare, but then Hornswoggle joins them. Fandango throws Hornswoggle down, yelling at him. Diego on Fandango, and El Torito off the top in a seated Senton on Fandango. Outside the ring El Torito wraps himself around Layla, and she dances with her arms out, El Torito holding on with his legs and arms. Summer Rae dips Hornswoggle.

Backstage Segment

Renee – I want to take you back to Kane facing Reigns earlier, we have footage.

Orton – Renee, I’m not interested in your footage. I want everyone to see mine.

Footage of Orton beating Reigns down last week on Raw.

Orton – Renee, if a second ago you were going to ask me about what Reigns did to Kane, then don’t. (Renee nods.) Kane’s one of the most vicious Superstars in history, but nothing compared to me. He’s not as twisted and sadistic as me. At SummerSlam I plan on proving I can strike anytime, anywhere. Reigns should keep his head on a swivel, because I just may kick it off.

In Ring Segment

Bo runs out, all smiles. Around the ring, then in to pose and smile.

Commercial

Bo vs R-Truth

Video of R-Truth beating Bo last week. Then Bo beat R-Truth down in the ring.

R-Truth on Bo in a big way, splashing him in a corner, then serious blows. R-Truth ducks a clothesline with a split, then kicks Bo in the face. (I could hear a nasty pop/snap as R-Truth foot landed badly against Bo’s nose.) Bo dodges a kick, then holds R-Truth pants for the three.

Winner – Bo (1:20)

Bo takes a lap, but R-Truth is pissed. R-Truth on Bo. Bo into the barricade, then the other side. Blows on Bo on the apron. R-Truth back first into the stairs. Bo-dog off the stairs. Bo’ music plays, and he smiles and takes another lap.

Commercial

Announce Segment

JBL has written out a $9.99 sign. He holds it up, they talk about the Network. They then get silly, holding the sign in front of Cole’s face, and he plays along.

DEP!

Bray – Why? That is a question that has plagued me my entire life. Why does the man do what he does? Why does he say what he says? Why don’t the sheep run from the hungry wolf? Why am I different? Hahaha! At SummerSlam I enter the threshold of battle without my brothers, but I am never alone Chris. Her hand guides me and the world follows behind. Chris, how can you say what is already dead? How can you forget what is burnt in your memory? What will be left of you Chris? What am I? Hahaha! I’m Bray Wyatt, and I’m the nightmare at the end of your dream. Beyond time I stand. He’s got the whole world… he’s got the whole world in his hands.

Video

Recap of the Brock/Cena video from earlier.

In Ring Segment

RVD to the ring.

Commercial

Beat The Clock Challenge – Rollins vs RVD – nope – Rollins vs Slater!

Justin announces that RVD won’t be Rollins’ opponent. Then out comes Slater. RVD doesn’t look happy. Slater to the ring, passes RVD on the ramp.

“Boring!” chants at the bell, before a punch is thrown. Rollins talks to Slater, basically telling Slater he can walk away right now. Slater almost does, but then turns on Rollins swinging. Rollins on Slater in a corner, stomps him down. Rollins yells at Slater, then stomps him some more. Then Ambrose is outside the ring in that sexy gray leather jacket. Rollins mocks Ambrose’s time. Slater with a neck breaker on Rollins for two!

Rollins all over Slater, an elbow, then blows on the mat. Ambrose picks up Rollins’ case, shakes it, then puts it on announce and sits. Rollins scoop slams Slater for two.

Ambrose takes out the contract, holds it up, and rips it in half. Then in half again. Rollins yells at Ambrose who throws the paper in the air. Kick to Rollins’ face as he turns, and Slater gets two for it.

Ambrose takes a drink from a ‘fan’ who looks shocked. Ambrose removes the lid, then dumps the drink into the case. The drink it leaking from the case toward King’s phone. Ambrose takes popcorn from a fan, eats some, then to the case. Rollins on Slater with blows. The popcorn goes into the case on the soda. Ambrose looks around, steals JBL’s hat and puts it on, shows off, then rolls it up ad shoves it in the case. Ambrose closes the case, climbs on announce, swinging the case all around. Cole, King and JBL all scurry for cover as there’s soda flying everywhere from that case! Then Slater rolls Rollins up for three! SLATER WINS!

Winner – Slater (4:49)

Rollins pitches a fit in the ring, yells out at Ambrose who backs away and leaves through the timekeeper area. Rollins out and yells at the announcers for letting Ambrose do that to his case, as if they had any control, which is what King says to Rollins. JBL complains about his hat. Rollins opens the case, has a bigger fit, then shakes it out everywhere. JBL yells that it should be a felony for what was done to his hat. Video recap of the high points of the case defiling. Rollins stomps up the ramp, pissed as JBL continues to complain about his hat.

Commercial

Video

Bits of Cena vs Brock at Extreme Rules two years ago. It’s on right after Raw, on the WWE Network tonight!

Contract Signing

Steph to the ring with Trip. Brie to the ring, with Nikki by her side – Brie in all red, Nikki in all black.

Trip – At SummerSlam, which you can see live on the WWE network for just $9.99, there will be a historic match between Brie Bella and Steph McMahon. Normally when an icon steps out of retirement and there’s a contract signing, it is my job as the COO to oversee such a thing, but when the icon is my wife, and the mother of my children, it creates a personal conflict for me, so I must recuse myself in this proceeding. That’s why I asked Michael Cole to officiate tonight. I stand here tonight before you not as the COO, not at The Authority, not as The Game, but as a loving, proud, and devoted husband. (Kisses her on the cheek, then they share a sweet, but obvious kiss on the lips.)

Brie – Oh my God, could we get to this already, before we all start throwing up.

Steph – Brie, if anyone should understand about supportive spouses, it’s you. After all, where is your puny little hippy-dippy husband anyway? Is he recovering, still?

“YES!” “YES!” “YES!” Brie absolutely glows at the fan reaction to her husband.

Brie – Yes, Daniel is still recovering. But, have you recovered from this?

Video of Steph being arrested.

Brie – Tell me Steph, when I made you a jailbird, was it easier to trade in your power suit for your orange jumpsuit, or was it easier to trade in Triple H for your cellmate, Big Beulah. This is how this will go down. Not only am I going to beat you, but I’m going to embarrass you. It won’t be just in front of 20,000 people, but in front of the entire universe. And I’m going to send a message to the whole world, that the great, powerful Stephanie McMahon is nothing more than a fraud. A failure! An embarrassment to the McMahon family. This is not just for me, or for my sister Nikki, or for my husband Daniel. This is for Vickie Guerrero. For Big Show. For the Rhodes family. And for every other person on our roster who you tortured week after week for your amusement.

“CM Punk!” chants.

Brie – He might not have, but I will tell you something about karma, it always comes around. And your’s is about to come crashing down on you in ways you can’t even imagine. (Brie signs the contract.) So here you petty, stuck up, conniving piece of trash.

Steph – Brie, all the things you said, you’ve got me so rattled, I don’t know what to do. I’m sure all the great family wrestling names, those rich legacies, I’m sure they’d appreciate being represented by the likes of you. Brie, I’m a 4th generation McMahon. I don’t think you understand what that means. What are you? Who are you Brie? You’re nothing. Nothing more than a wannabe reality star who abandoned her husband, stole the spotlight from her sister just to make a name off of me at SummerSlam. You need to go look in the mirror Brie, and you know what you’ll see? A selfish, conceited, shell of a woman. Who’s the piece of trash now, Brie? You say you’re going to embarrass me at SummerSlam, well guess what? I’m embarrassed now. I’m embarrassed to be in the same ring as you! At SummerSlam I’m going to put an end to your pathetic attempt to make history. (Steph signs the contract.) At SummerSlam I’m going to tear your heart out.

Brie and Steph glare over the table at each other, then Steph takes the binder that the contract is in, and swings it with two hands, right into the side of her head – Nikki’s head! Trip pushes the table so that Brie is knocked into the chair she’d been standing in front of, and backed the table into the corner, so Brie is trapped in the chair and can’t get to her sister’s side, can’t protect her. Steph pulls Nikki up by her hair as Brie yells to her sister. Steph sets Nikki up and hits the best pedigree I’ve ever seen from Steph, so much better than anything we saw from Steph back in the day.

Steph starts that mocking “YES!” chant to further taunt Brie. Trip joins Steph in the chant, turns around, right in Brie’s face, fingers pointing up, big smile on his face, that is until Brie bitch slaps it off Trip’s face! Steph is in shock, and somehow Trip goes down from one slap. Brie up on the table, but Steph is there to slam Brie’s face down on the table. Steph sets up and hits another pedigree, just as great as her first one.

Steph turns to see Trip, she grabs him in a passion driven kiss that shocks me. Steph blows a kiss to Brie’s prone body, then poses over the twins as Raw goes off the air.

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  • Andrew

    hey guys

  • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

    I’m not really awake, but I will be there for Raw… Hopefully!

    • Andrew

      hey!

      • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

        Okay, a little more awake! Between that and Sam splashing into the pool.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          *hugs*

          • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

            I was asleep for the past hour. I think all that food did me in!

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    Hi-Hi!!!

    • Andrew

      hey!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

        What’s up!

        • Andrew

          ready for some wrastlin ! hbu?

          • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

            Playing with a Roku box before the show.

          • Andrew

            awesome

          • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

            Yeah I have liked it so far. I bought the thing this morning.

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      Joshua, I just sent you a FB message.

      • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

        Okay.

        • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

          Thanks.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Hey everyone! I’m here, but in undeniably the worst pain I have been in since my accident in 06. For those of you who hold high religious beliefs, say a prayer, cast a spell, or meditate and send me your energy, please. I’m going to try to stay chipper and upbeat here, but can’t promise I will or even be able to stay for the whole show.

    • Andrew

      your in my thoughts and prayers dude

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Thanks Andrew.

        • Andrew

          no problem

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      Take care of yourself Jesse.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        I’m trying Andrew. I may yet have to go to the ER for this, but I will do my best to be here for you guys!

        • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

          You’re health is more important. if you have to go, go. Believe me I know what it is like watch someone that needs to go not go and blame yourself for not saying anything. -_-

          • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

            Thank you! I said the same thing, but he’s not listening to me! Then again, I do the same to him!

          • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

            I still blame myself for my dad passing away from Pneumonia. After all I was the one that finally spoke up to get him to go to the hospital. but by then it was too late.

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      I thought you were out for tonight! I called in the cavalry! If you need to go, you go! They can handle it for one night!

      • Jesse Sherwood

        You know me sis. Raw is my baby. I hate missing it, and these parties.

        • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

          I know, Raw is my baby too. I’m trying to figure out how to get packed up after a weekend event and hope Labor Day in time for Raw from NH!

    • savokes

      sending thoughts and prayers your way brother!

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Thanks Savokes!

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    The WWE network looks great on my tv in HD. Roku Box is Awesome

  • Jesse Sherwood

    So, I’m starting a new counter this week! We are going to have the B**** Counter! It will go up every time the word is said or bleeped on the show!

    • Mike McCarthy

      It bothers me that the show is PG but they seem not to care about one of the more offensive words.

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      Dang, I was going to give you a line of cuss words to start the counter.

  • Mike McCarthy

    Exhausted, first day of my Senior year was today, but still bringing the Open Thread folks Pre-Show & App Updates!!

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      Already starting school?

      • Mike McCarthy

        Georgia for the win!

        • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

          It’s the start of August! We were just freaking out that Sam starts the week BEFORE Labor Day this year, and how odd that is.

          • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

            Here in Kentucky it starts Wednesday. that is because we have a lot of Snow days.

          • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

            We schedule for snow days, because we usually get more than we did last winter. We normally have at least 7 scheduled in, 10 some years.

          • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

            We prepare for it by going to school weeks earlier and have 3 weeks after school ends set for use to replace the days if we miss to much.

          • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

            I find it interesting that we have so many school plans across the country.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Wow, they started you guys back early!

      • Mike McCarthy

        Most Georgia schools go back the first week of August. My school is kind enough to do it on a Monday!! (sarcasm)

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Arkansas always starts back on or around the 18th. so two more weeks of torture with the kids!

    • CJ Blaze

      I still have two weeks, wow!

      • Mike McCarthy

        Our summer break is only two months long. But we get a lot of breaks throughout the year.

        • CJ Blaze

          I see. We had talked about that, but of course nothing happened.

          • Mike McCarthy

            That stinks, we get four week-long breaks and one two-week break. It makes the year a little easier.

          • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

            As my family owns all the food stands in an amusement park, we’ve fought hard against short summer breaks up here. It would kill our employee base and the vacationers.

          • Mike McCarthy

            More days means more pay for Teacher unions, and nowadays you can never take on a union. Unless you can get Zeb Colter on your side fightin’ for good ol’ murica.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            WE THE PEOPLE! But in seriousness, Dutch is a Pro-Union guy.

          • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

            There is that, but Maine runs on our tourism, and our teen employees keep it afloat. So while our family business would hurt, so would most of the small towns on the coast, and the bigger tourist attractions. And yes, Maine does have some.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Very good ones!!! :D I wish I could have spent a month up there!

          • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

            So do I. I’ve done so much this summer that you’d have loved.

  • savokes

    Wassup RAW party people!

  • Danny Philippi

    I’ve been waiting for this all week long. Open Thread for Monday Night Raw is appointment interaction for the WNW Nation.

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    I know one Raw Watch Party I won’t be attending. 11/3/14. :’(

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Why not?

      • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

        10 year anniversary of my dad’s death.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          I’m sorry man. :’(

          • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

            It’s been tough. I especially wish he had seen me graduate instead of passing in my senior year.

        • Mike McCarthy

          That’s real rough man, sorry to hear that.

        • Andrew

          im so so sorry about that dude

  • Danny Philippi

    Hope WWE provides very good quality as far as in-ring action and storylines. In five weeks, DA-DA-DA-DAAAA happens.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      NFL? At the rate things are going, it could be a very interesting fall for ratings.

      • Danny Philippi

        First five Monday Night Football Games:
        9/8/14: Giants at Lions followed by Chargers at Cardinals
        9/15/14: Eagles at Colts
        9/22/14: Bears at Jets
        9/29/14: Patriots at Chiefs

        • Xavier

          Let’s go Chargers

  • savokes

    Here’s how I feel about the Authority starting off RAW tonight. The Rock says it best!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYEhpByMUD4 (specifically from 5:55-7:05)

    • Jesse Sherwood

      AMEN!!!

    • Xavier

      If it wasn’t for the Authority Bryan wouldn’t have been able to sustain the momentum he built for himself mid 2013

      • Jesse Sherwood

        True, but they don’t need to open 3/4 of the Raws each month.

        • Xavier

          I don’t have an issue with it. It was pretty much the same thing we got during the Attitude Era. Opening with The Authority sets the tone for the rest of the show.

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      I can’t handle writing them again tonight! Not to start the show! I’m not warmed up, and haven’t written anything in days! I’ve been working my loom and my pinkies hurt!

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Pinkies UP!

        • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

          My thumb hurts a bit too, not sure why that is though. Not the thumb I hurt last winter either.

      • savokes

        Wow, I now can say that I know someone who has a loom and knows how to use it! That is fantastic!

        • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

          I love my loom! I’ve had it for less than a year and am making money off it already! I’m excited to come up with new patterns and play on it everyday.

          • savokes

            That’s awesome! I’m sure you need to have some serious dexterity and nimble fingers

          • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

            Somewhat, but I’ve always done intricate hand work – sewing, embroidery, beading, etc – so this is one more thing to play with. Plus card weaving is very medieval, and I attend medieval events.

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    I still say the No Holds Barred match between HHH and Undertaker at 27 was was better then the HIAC match at 28.

  • Danny Philippi

    After tonight’s Raw, here are the next five Monday Night Raws:
    8/11/14: Portland, Oregon
    8/18/14: Las Vegas, Nevada
    8/25/14: Anaheim, California
    9/1/14: Des Moines, Iowa
    9/8/14: Baltimore, Maryland

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Well, Raw Roulette in 2 weeks!!!

  • Xavier

    What’s good everyone

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Hey Xavier! Taking time away from NOD 2.0?

      • Xavier

        Yup, but I’ll be back too business here shortly.

        By any means necessary lol

  • CJ Blaze

    Reigns vs. Orton at SummerSlam… don’t know if it was said yet

    • Jesse Sherwood

      BAKA!

      • savokes

        (not that i disagree but…) Why BAKA?

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Because this could have been a much bigger and better match. Orton is in the troughs of a career slump character wise, that is only mildly interesting because he seemed to take a few notes out of Jon Moxley’s playbook. This should have been Reigns railroading over Kane and Orton this month to fight HHH at SS.

          • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

            Blame HHH. He doesn’t want to share the spotlight with Cena/Lesnar

    • Mike McCarthy

      The challenge was made on SmackDown, another random dot com announcement. They didn’t even send out an SMS for that one.

      • CJ Blaze

        Yeah they could’ve just waited until Raw. But oh well, we already knew it was coming.

  • Mike McCarthy

    TWO DIVAS MATCHES ON THE 2ND BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR, WHO’S MILDLY EXCITED!?!?!

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      More than mildly! I’ve been itching for Steph vs Brie, and now AJ vs Paige, that should kick ass with AJ getting rid of the ring rust, and they’re working things out in the ring together.

      • Mike McCarthy

        AJ & Paige has actually become one of the top programs on WWE TV right now (IMO), but I couldn’t care less about Steph/Brie

        • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

          It’s so much like VKM vs SCSA that I saw it coming. I love how they’ve revised the storyline to make it work for Bry/Brie and The Authority.

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      I believe that is 3rd straight PPV with 2 divas matches on it.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Aye, and it has been a number of years since that happened.

        • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

          probably since the title unification of the 2 titles.

  • Avalanchian

    Steph b. Brie due to interference from Nikki costing her sister the match by changing sides. Cena questions Nikki and she’s now got feelings for Bray. Cena goes on a downward spiral and becomes a heel. Ta da predicted the match and the future….of how I want it to be going down

    • Mike McCarthy

      >_< (refresh for picture)

      • Avalanchian

        Don’t do that…it’s how you hurt your eyes. Be more like n_n or O_O

  • Danny Philippi

    WWE Raw Pre-show: Brie/Stephanie Contract Signing tonight.

  • Mike McCarthy

    Pre-Show Update: Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton official for SummerSlam, was quietly revealed on dot com earlier today, just confirmed on Pre-Show. (CJ pointed it out earlier)

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    Orton beat an invisible man to win the World Heavyweight Championship in 2004….

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Vacant: The most decorated man in wrestling history.

  • Mike McCarthy

    Pre-Show Update: Chris Jericho vs. Luke Harper tonight, if Harper loses he’ll be banned from ringside at SummerSlam.

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      Kick butt!

  • CJ Blaze

    When I first started really getting into WWE in early 2011, Orton was my favorite. (Of course I cheered faces and booed heels at the time)… And now I really don’t like Orton as a person after all I’ve read about him

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      And that’s why you so impress me, no matter your age!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I haven’t liked or respected Orton as a person since 07, when I learned he got a Big Chicken Dinner from the Marines. But as a Superstar, he has shown periods of brilliance that even I can’t deny.

  • Danny Philippi

    Match You’re Anticipating the Most at Summerslam?
    A. Roman Reigns v. Randy Orton
    B. Bray Wyatt v. Chris Jericho
    C. Brock Lesnar v. John Cena
    D. Brie Bella v. Stephanie McMahon

    • Andrew

      b,

    • Jesse Sherwood

      d.

      • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

        I’m with you, I’m excited to see Steph back in the ring after three kids, and all the work she’s put into her body. Brie has worked hard to learn the ring, but I have a feeling that we won’t be seeing the Steph of old in the ring.

    • Mike McCarthy

      E. AJ v. Paige

    • CJ Blaze

      Not going to lie, I’m looking forward to all but I guess D.

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      A. i wanna see if reigns is ME material

    • Scott

      Swagger/Rusev

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    Evening guys. I can’t stick around for Raw tonight. I just arrived home from work and I am super tired. I do hope you all enjoy Raw and hopefully I will catch you soon. Who knows? I may pop back on later myself

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    heyman dvd looks interesting

    • CJ Blaze

      Very!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I can’t wait for my copy to come in!

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    When Brock wins the titles he should eat the Big Gold Belt.

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      I thought he was going to keep it around, just an case the hole in his gut opened up again.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Or as protection from Overeem! Apparently, Overeem wants Lesnar back in UFC.

        • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

          There could be that too. I just had to take the low road, because this is me.

  • Danny Philippi

    WWE Raw Pre-Show: Swagger vs. Rusev confirmed at Summerslam in a flag match.

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      Wasn’t it announced on smackdown?

      • CJ Blaze

        Yep

    • Mike McCarthy

      SmackDown news, any announcements from the Pre-Show I post here.

  • Mike McCarthy

    WWE App Poll: “Which of these red-hot rivalries has excited you most?”
    Brie Bella and Stephanie McMahon 29%
    John Cena and Brock Lesnar 28%
    Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins 19%
    Roman Reigns and Randy Orton 14%
    AJ Lee and Paige 5%
    Chris Jericho and Bray Wyatt 4%

    • Xavier

      Sounds about right, Brie/Steph, Cena/Lesnar & Ambrose/Rollins have been by far the best builds so far heading into this PPV. Reigns/Orton is just a tune up for Reigns before Triple H, Jericho/Wyatt has already gone somewhat flat and as much as I enjoyed Paige’s heel turn their last match was terrible and that’s putting it nicely for the divas who are supposedly head & shoulders above the rest of the divas

  • Scott

    Whats up everyone! Hoping for a great Raw tonight! On a side note, its hard getting used to the new site layout. Tons of ads taking up the whole screen.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Switch to Desktop View. It makes it a lot easier.

      • Scott

        Ahh ok. Yeah Im on my iphone

        • Jesse Sherwood

          I have similar issue on my iPhone, due to the issues we are having with the new layout. RG should have them fixed soon.

  • Gesus Oliver

    Ladies and Germs have to fear Dynamite Gesus is here!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      *DDTs Gesus onto CJ’s prone body*

      • Gesus Oliver

        no don’t! People have gone to jail/fired for less. He’s too young.

        • CJ Blaze

          If it keeps me exempt from P.E., go for it!

          • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

            I have an idea for that! I’ll talk to you about it later.

          • Gesus Oliver

            Okay Heyman.

      • Mike McCarthy

        *CM Punk runs out and hits Jesse with a GTS*

        • Gesus Oliver

          Kenta*

          • Jesse Sherwood

            *KENTA botches and separates my retina. We continue the match for 20 more minutes before I go over him with Cattle Mutilation*

        • Jesse Sherwood

          *Punk botches due to ring rust, and I nail him with Dirty Deeds*

          • Mike McCarthy

            *Punk quietly walks to the back and re-enters retirement*

    • savokes

      hey hey!

    • David Jr.

      Hello Dynamite, your tag team partner Daveyboy is here!

      • Gesus Oliver

        Wooo! you had me sweating!

      • Jesse Sherwood

        *Hits Dirty Deeds on David onto CJ and Gesus’ prone bodys*

        • David Jr.

          Davey Boy and Dynamite will just send Matlida after you.

          • Gesus Oliver

            YESSS!

  • Danny Philippi

    FIVE MINUTES!

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    Clearly Riley forgot about Cody targeting Sandow.

  • CJ Blaze

    Well Sheamus is on Superstars… welp

  • Danny Philippi

    TWO MINUTE WARNING!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    THREE MINUTE WARNING!

    • Xavier

      Imagine a stable of BNB and 3MW. Barrett comes out and says I’m afraid I got some bad news for you, your 3 minutes are up and Jamal & Rosey come out and proceed to beat the piss out of someone lol

      • Jesse Sherwood

        That would have been epic!!! RIP Umaga…

  • Mike McCarthy

    Pre-Show Bold Prediction: Alex Riley predicts that John Cena will come out and give Lesnar the beating of a lifetime (even though he isn’t scheduled to appear).

  • Scott

    They really need to stop making the main point of the show Brie Vs Steph. The build is setting up the match to be a complete dud

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    Riley predicts Cena will beat up Lesnar.

  • Danny Philippi

    WE”RE LIVE!

  • savokes

    and here we go…………

  • Paul Jameson

    see…what had happened was…..Randy orton…..*dead silence from everyone*

  • Danny Philippi

    Timer Time!

  • Gesus Oliver

    Jesse do you have the stop watch ready?

    • savokes

      yo, scroll down a while to the link i put up to Rock bashing HHH about his promos haha

  • savokes

    wow, the whole gang is out

  • Scott

    Starting my timer!

  • CJ Blaze

    Orton has to be with The Authority all night because he can’t be left alone with his phone I guess? lol

  • Paul Jameson

    randy, that sound you hear right now while with the rest of authority…..that’s what you used to get….some kind of reaction…..i know its new to you lately, just hang on and follow their lead.

  • Mike McCarthy

    All they need is an old Volkswagen van and they can start solving mysteries together!!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    HHH TIMER START!

  • Danny Philippi

    The Authority < The Corporation

  • Adam Eaton

    Hey I finally made it to a Raw party!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      AWESOME!!!

    • Gesus Oliver

      And I’m the B+ player?

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    I think it would be nice to see SS somewhere other then LA once in a while.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    HHH schilling the network!

  • Dj Marvelouz

    here we go again with the wwe network

  • savokes

    begging for Network subscribers haha

  • Paul Jameson

    definitely need another Y2J “bottom feeding, trashbag ho…” comment tonight please.

  • Dj Marvelouz

    why did king just say “whaaa?”

    • Jesse Sherwood

      He can’t believe how desperate this schilling is.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Even JBL can’t believe the schilling level!

  • Mike McCarthy

    That’s 7 matches now.

  • Gesus Oliver

    King-”How much?” Shut up King you’ve been sitting next to Cole for 6 months while he talked at nausea about it.

    • Gesus Oliver

      I’ll be honest I had to reread this to make sure I didn’t swear.

  • Danny Philippi

    Welcome to the 9.99 show.

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    HHH is being a Troll for the internet now.

  • Scott

    Beat the clock challenge is getting old.

  • Mike McCarthy

    Remember the good ol’ days of one week ago when we had Raw without ADR?

  • Xavier

    Heel heat for Stephanie, Steph wearing them boots though, damn

  • Dj Marvelouz

    if you wanna see my ass kicked by stone cold, just subscribe to the network for ONLY $9.99 lol

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Nuclear heat for Steph!!!

  • Mike McCarthy

    I’m starting to think HBK was the one making those DX cheap plugs entertaining…

  • Paul Jameson

    HHH, this isn’t working like a DX gratuitous plug……its just plain begging. I still find it funny though.

    • Xavier

      He’s trolling

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Triple Troll strikes again!!!

        • Xavier

          Lol

      • Avalanchian

        It’s part troll part advertisement regardless.

        • Xavier

          Well it’s Vince’s show so he should advertise his products, wouldn’t be smart if he didn’t

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    I wanna see someone go through the contract table.

  • Avalanchian

    C- for plugging the WWE Network several times. Booooooooo

  • Bryan N.

    What’s up everybody? I’ll be in and out throughout the night as I’m a bit limited with television.

  • savokes

    I hope they only do this Network crap for this segment only, it will get realllllly old if they do it all show

  • Gesus Oliver

    It’s weird seeing HHH this peppy 24 hours after his Ladder Match with The Rock.

    • David Jr.

      It’s also amazing that he got haircut before work.

    • savokes

      it was weird seeing HHH climb the ladder that peppy after that match haha ;)

  • Paul Jameson

    haha THANKS crowd lol

  • Mike McCarthy

    Oh come on, why do you gotta give Randy the mic?

  • Jesse Sherwood

    I swear, WWE must have read Heelbook’s list of things that would happen on Raw tonight, and decided to shove the 6 Network Mentions into one segment!

  • Paul Jameson

    all i saw was a complete announce table….no remains lol

  • Mike McCarthy

    Randy, it’s a different building….

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      different city too

      • Paul Jameson

        and the announce table isn’t in “remains” like he said

      • Gesus Oliver

        different area code too

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    Reigns is hanging out with his Peeps.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      If you just close your EYES!!!

  • Gesus Oliver

    Just wait for Wrestling memes to make that guy sticking his tongue out behind Reigns to become a meme.

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    Kane vs Reigns

  • CJ Blaze

    So is Reigns going to actually face The Demon?

    • CJ Blaze

      Well, I guess that’s a yes

  • Dj Marvelouz

    roman reigns vs kane again??!!!

  • Xavier

    Does anyone really consider Kane a threat anymore? I really haven’t since 2004

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      his world title reign in 2010.

      • Xavier

        Yeah I remember that reign, I wasn’t all that impressed with it honestly

        • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

          better then his 24 hour reign.

          • Xavier

            Lol true

        • Andrew Davis

          His ECW run, & his World title run in 2010 were really the last time he was great. No clue out of what thin air you got 2004!

    • Avalanchian

      He’s a puppy dog these days.

      • Xavier

        Agreed

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    last man standing!!!!

  • Scott

    Reigns vs Kane again?

  • Gesus Oliver

    Kane vs Roman Reigns tonight? Do you think Taker will interfere like Kane did last night?

  • Paul Jameson

    No no no not Isaac Yankem!!! whatever will Reigns do!?!?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Fake Diesel wants to have a word with you…

      • Paul Jameson

        won’t he just hang up on me if I mention either one?

      • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

        WHile Kane hangs up on you.

      • Xavier

        I’m still waiting for a smarky crowd to chant Issac Yankem at him

  • K!NG

    i wonder what the stipulation would be at summerslam… steel cage… i quit… ? oh the possibility’s

    • David Jr.

      Tables, oh wait Randy can’t break a table, guess we know who would win that.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        BURN!

  • adam latchford

    Kane is in such a weird spot. He rarely picks up wins but is constantly part of a main event or at least upper middle section of the card. Great worker but bizarre booking

    • Xavier

      Gatekeeper

      • Paul Jameson

        so who’s the keymaster?

        • David Jr.

          Michael Cole.

  • Danny Philippi

    In my time of watching Raw, that segment has to be one of the worst ways to build Summeslam. Next time, Trips should tattoo “$9.99″ on his stinking forehead.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Then he can’t get the crowd to say it for him.

  • Mike McCarthy

    WWE App Update: Tom Phillips and Eden welcomes us, recaps the last segment. There’s some big news coming up later tonight on Raw. They recap the upcoming segments for Raw and the new SummerSlam lineup additions, and BREAKING NEWS!! The Miz will defend the Intercontinental Championship against Dolph Ziggler at SummerSlam. Ziggler says SummerSlam will be his night and he’s finally gonna get his hands on Miz. And you can watch him win the IC title for only 9.99!!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      GROAN!!!

  • savokes

    Prediction: Ambrose wins and sticks it to Rollins and the Authority by making it a “Ladder Match for the Briefcase”

    • Xavier

      I like that idea

    • Avalanchian

      I think Rollins will get the win and if Rollins wins at SummerSlam then Ambrose can’t interfere with Rollins in any way or he’s fired.

    • adam latchford

      Counter prediction – Rollins wins the match and has a no DQ match – Ambrose pisses him off next week to goad Rollins into putting the briefcase on the line

  • Paul Jameson

    haha yes 9.99 should be trending King, thank you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    another match announced not on TV. -_-

  • Paul Jameson

    Hey so my pizza just arrived, and I got it for the low low price of 9.99 lol sorry

    • Mike McCarthy

      Who delivered it? (refresh for picture)

  • Gesus Oliver

    Little confused on how WWE Network is expanding over seas yet I couldn’t even watch an old PPV from 16 years ago without feed problems.

  • Dj Marvelouz

    first time i see a big bald spot on kane…. he must be getting old

    • Mike McCarthy

      That hair is fake.

      • Dj Marvelouz

        i know lol… but its never been this noticeable

      • Gesus Oliver

        You’re fake.

        • savokes

          **GASP** No he didn’t!

        • CJ Blaze

          #Heel

    • Jesse Sherwood

      He actually keeps it shaved for the most part. He’s in his early 40s.

  • adam latchford

    very good bray wyatt costume off a guy in the front row! and rowan!

  • savokes

    Let’s see how many times we can incorporate $9.99 in the thread tonight…hah

    • Paul Jameson

      why not, its safer than drinking everytime they will say it on the show lol

    • Jesse Sherwood

      DONE! And only for the low price of $9.99! You could have had a Premium Subscription for less!

  • Danny Philippi

    How many things can you name that are better than the WWE Network that are exactly $9.99? I’ll go first by saying two 20 piece nuggetts, 2 medium fries, and 2 medium sodas.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Over 500 games at Gamestop, including Hulk Hogan’s Main Event for Xbox 360, the first Kinect game to receive a 1/10 from Game Informer!

      • Paul Jameson

        actually last I checked that was only 4.99 lol

        • Jesse Sherwood

          $9.99 New, $4.99 Used.

          • Paul Jameson

            hmm, i’d question anyone’s sanity buy that new lol

          • Jesse Sherwood

            I’d question why anyone would buy a game that had the following review line: “The only positive thing we can say about this game is that it sometimes does what you want, but that’s like saying that Mario sometimes jumps when you press A.”

  • Paul Jameson

    I wish JBL or King would start converting 9.99 to other currencies just to spite Vince lol

  • Xavier

    I see blood. PG TV is over lol

    • CJ Blaze

      Cue the commercial break

  • Andrew

    fav kane feud of his career?

    • Gesus Oliver

      Dr. Shelby

      • David Jr.

        Katie Vick

    • Xavier

      Still gotta say Taker vs Kane from 97/98

      • Andrew

        i would agree

    • Mike McCarthy

      Various jobber alliance, Raw 1000

    • Paul Jameson

      dunno, but i can relive a majority of them for 9.99 so I’m told…

    • adam latchford

      either taker or his feud and partnership with bryan (before they kept making them feud once bryan was strapped)

    • David Jr.

      Pete Rose.

  • Gesus Oliver

    When I first met my wife she was 9.99.

    • Paul Jameson

      was that clearance then?

    • David Jr.

      So you’re saying your wife use to work for the Godfather?

      • Gesus Oliver

        I took her in exchange for him to continue his career. Not sure who really won out.

  • Paul Kelly

    Anyone know how much the wwe network is ? or how you download the wwe app ?

    • Dj Marvelouz

      i wish they would tell us these things instead of assuming we know

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I’m not sure, but I could research it for $9.99…

  • Dj Marvelouz

    ninja turtles should host raw!!…. hey it could happen

    • Xavier

      That would be epic

      • Jesse Sherwood

        They’ll do it for a $9.99 Pizza…

      • David Jr.

        The Muppets did it, so why not. Chucky and RoboCop were in WCW, so why not.

        • Dj Marvelouz

          chucky was in wcw??? whaaaaaaa when was this?

          • David Jr.
          • Dj Marvelouz

            wow never seen this… thanks for the video post

          • Jesse Sherwood

            He feuded with Rick Steiner to help promote Bride of Chucky… I wish I could forget that…

          • Gesus Oliver

            oh god the vignettes

          • David Jr.

            The sad thing is Chucky gave a better wrestling promo than Rick Steiner did.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Rick was never known for good mic work. He was a technician in every sense of the word in that ring.

      • Adam Eaton

        if scooby doo can do it why not

    • Dj Marvelouz

      Sandow could dress up like Shredder lmao

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Only if we get Kevin Nash back in the Super Shredder outfit!

    • savokes

      hornswaggle or torito as splinter

  • Danny Philippi

    I’ve got 9.99 problems, but a bit## ain’t one!

    • Xavier

      LMAO

    • savokes

      well played sir, well played! You win the night with that one!!!

  • Mike McCarthy

    WWE App Update: We’re thrown into Reigns just barely answering a 10-count. Kane grabs Reigns and throws him in the ring, Kane grabs a steal chair and heads in the ring. He connects with a chair shot to the gut then two more to the back. The ref starts counting. Reigns gets up and starts fighting back with various shots to Kane. Kane counters and goes for a suplex but Reigns blocks and hits Kane with a suplex. Kane gets up and Reigns runs the ropes but runs straight into a big boot as we head back to USA.

  • Paul Jameson

    And both men back up before the count reached 9…………99

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    any chance we see the Del Rio loophole come into play tonight?

  • Guest

    for just $9.99 you get to see this guy

  • adam latchford

    For just $9.99 you get to see this guy on the wwe network!

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Okay! Been working online all day, time to have fun online all evening!

    • Paul Jameson

      will that fun cost 9.99?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Hey Morgan! For $9.99, you can have all of the fun you want!

  • Gesus Oliver

    For 9.99 you can be apart of the PPV Blues on Sunday September 7th as we discuss a WCW ppv.

    • David Jr.

      Halloween Havoc 1991?

      • Gesus Oliver

        Souled out-Any lol

        • David Jr.

          Halloween Havoc 1991 has the Chambers of Horrors match and Eric Bischoff dressed as Dracula, how can you get any better than that?

          • Gesus Oliver

            you just won my vote brother. I have to see that.

    • Paul Kelly

      hogwild 96 ?

      • Gesus Oliver

        We are doing voting on WWENews’ Facebook page. Be sure to like them and vote in the poll

    • Paul Jameson

      Uncensored 95……worst ever!

      • David Jr.

        I don’t know 96 might have been worse. the main event was Hogan and Randy Savage vs 8 guys in a Doomsday Cage Match which ended with Hogan pinning Flair.

        • Gesus Oliver

          I just watched that recently SO terrible.

        • Paul Jameson

          come on though…the King of the Road match?!?!?!

  • Xavier

    This has been a pretty entertaining match

    • savokes

      agreed

    • Paul Jameson

      well worth putting up with the cheap plugs….i agree.

  • KINGFRANCHISE

    i just purchsed the vacant hardcore title for 9.99

    • Paul Jameson

      it took about that much to make it in the first place so…..good buy!

  • Paul Kelly

    tell the ref to slow down his count so reigns can sell for longer…..

  • Mike McCarthy

    I’d pay a helluva lot more than 9.99 to get these jokes to end

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I’ll stop them for $9.99…

      • Paul Jameson

        I’ll do it even cheaper, for 101 yen.

  • savokes

    why was there no count? and they had a huge conversation???

    • Xavier

      Blown spot by the ref

  • Dj Marvelouz

    Who else is getting the Paul Heyman dvd tomorrow??? Can’t wait to get it

    • Paul Jameson

      is it more than 9.99? if so I’ll have to pass

      • Dj Marvelouz

        unfortunately its 14.99

        • Paul Jameson

          actually i’m definitely getting it in digital format once paid. Its a must have imo.

      • Dj Marvelouz

        but in a year its gonna be on the wwe network FOR ONLY 9.99 lol

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I have mine preordered through Amazon. And thanks to MTurk, I only paid $9.99! (Actually, not a joke.)

  • Gesus Oliver

    The ref should count to 9 then 9.99 then 10.

    • Mike McCarthy

      That could’ve been the best moment in Raw history..

  • adam latchford

    jericho had to shove a shed load of barrels on top of kane to beat him in a last man standing match. Reigns speared him.

    • David Jr.

      How many barrels?

      • adam latchford

        “it’s pg it’s the best i can do”

        • David Jr.

          The answer is 9.99

      • Jesse Sherwood

        9.99

  • Xavier

    Kane is the ultimate main event jobber lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      Does them jobs for 9.99

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Did the referree really just forget what kind of match he was in…

    • Mike McCarthy

      Same thing happened the last time they did Last Man Standing for Cena/Wyatt

      • Mike McCarthy

        Or 2nd to last time.

  • Dj Marvelouz

    old kane woulda sit up like classic undertaker

    • KINGFRANCHISE

      thats the problem kanes old!

  • Xavier

    Say what you want about Lesnar but anything he’s involved in has such a huge big time fight atmosphere fill to it. Cena/Lesnar for the strap was the right call right now

    • Paul Kelly

      something wrestling desperately needs

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      Equalvent to the attraction that Andre was. IMO In large part because of the lack of seeing him all the time.

      • Xavier

        True

  • Brocklee

    This night has reminded me of when I met this german girl and asked her out. She replied, “Nien! Nien! Nien!”

  • Mike McCarthy

    More streaming issues for the WWE App.

  • Danny Philippi

    Not bad of a match to start Raw. Reigns and Kane did their part well. And if Reigns could beat Orton at Summerslam, Reigns still has to wait five months till the Rumble.

  • savokes

    Over/Under on how many times all the other superstars jump on the 9.99 bandwagon? The line is set at……………….9.99

  • Mike McCarthy

    WWE App Update: Tom Phillips recaps the last match. R-Truth will face Bo Dallas again tonight. He welcomes Bo Dallas. My stream froze and I was unable to view any of the interview.

    • CJ Blaze

      Are you kidding me? Uuuuuuugh (the match)

      • Mike McCarthy

        Truth vs. Dallas IV!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    We need to stop commenting when we reach 999 comments.

    • Xavier

      Lol well played

  • Danny Philippi

    Did Vince Young score a 9.99 on the wonderlic test at the NFL combine several years back?

  • Paul Kelly

    lesnar and his fake tan

  • Jesse Sherwood

    B**** Counter: 1

    • Mike McCarthy

      There were three on the Pre-Show, not sure if that counts.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        They do! So 4!

  • Scott

    WOW!!! Edgy promo vid of Lesnar! I like it!!!

  • Dj Marvelouz

    i don’t think they’ve told lesnar that this is a pg show now

    • Smark Twain

      I don’t think he cares

  • Jesse Sherwood

    And Bleep Counter: 2

  • savokes

    except the last time Cena was out in front of him….Lesnar lost

    • Mike McCarthy

      The interview is from before then.

  • Paul Jameson

    brock looks like the king of the oompa loompas with his fake orange tan……prolly cost 9.99

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    Charles Robinson made his in ring debut at slamboree 1999 on 5.9.99

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      and you can see that on the wwe network for just 9.99

  • K!NG

    lesnar is a beast

  • Mike McCarthy

    I can’t believe they’re reusing these interviews from the Extreme Rules build…can they seriously not film new interviews?

    • Scott

      Nah this is new. He talked about beating Undertaker and their wearing different attire.

      • Mike McCarthy

        They could’ve added new content, but I remember many parts of this.

      • Mike McCarthy

        The shots of him even have his haircut from ’12.

  • Dj Marvelouz

    come on cena…. can’t you ever stop talking nicely about your apponents??

    • Xavier

      No, because if he says any thing negative he’ll be accused of burying them lol

      • savokes

        hahahaha, correction…you have won the night tonight!

    • Smark Twain

      It’s either that or he puts his picture on the titantron with a donkey cropped over Lesnar’s face. While making jokes.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        For only $9.99!

      • Paul Jameson

        or a cauliflower in place of his head….wait…be a star right?

  • Paul Jameson

    Brocks new t-shirt “I got some…..”

    • Paul Kelly

      shut up and take my money

      • Paul Jameson

        that’ll be 9.99

    • Jesse Sherwood

      From Sable… For $9.99

      • Smark Twain

        ZING!

      • savokes

        I have renamed her Sonya Blade! From the Summerslam PPV last night, Sable very much reminds me of Sonya from Mortal Kombat

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Well, we do have Johnny “Miz” Cage…

      • Paul Jameson

        how the net would freak if she showed up with him on tv tho….

  • adam latchford

    fun fact – this day in 2008 batista and cena won the tag team titles! What a memorable run…

  • Xavier

    Really good video package. Cena is everything Lesnar is not and vise versa

  • Gesus Oliver

    Is anyone else having problems with chat?

    • CJ Blaze

      Nope

    • Paul Jameson

      RG will fix it for 9.99

      • Jesse Sherwood

        No, Disqus is running slow tonight. I’m seeing if it is server side or on their end.

        • David Jr.

          It’s running fine for me. and usually it’s terrible for me every Monday.

          • Gesus Oliver

            Well you’re terrible.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Try refreshing the page. I have to about every hour.

  • Dustyn

    Great video

  • Paul Kelly

    urine ?

  • Paul Jameson

    HAHAHAHA what a nice lasting image there Brock

  • Scott

    Blood, urine, and vomit huh? No poo??? Hahahaha

  • savokes

    It’s been said before, but one thing WWE always always does well, are their video packages/tributes

    • Xavier

      Agreed

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      WWE’s production ability is why no one can compete with them today.

  • Dj Marvelouz

    lesnar needs heyman

    • CJ Blaze

      Um Lesnar has Heyman

      • Paul Jameson

        nah i think he means as a mouthpiece…..brock never was one for the mic work lol

  • Paul Kelly

    never knew cena wasent toilet trained

    • Jesse Sherwood

      But he’s house broken! Just be sure to scoop after him!

      • Paul Jameson

        that’s nikki’s job

    • Smark Twain

      You don’t remember his food poisoning story?

  • Danny Philippi

    WWE Network schilling count:8

  • K!NG

    Anyone else check out guardians of the galaxy over the weekend?

    • David Jr.

      I did.

      • K!NG

        It wasn’t a bad movie at all and batista was pretty good in that role.

        • David Jr.

          I enjoyed it alot.

    • Dj Marvelouz

      nope but i heard it broke records

      • Dj Marvelouz

        hope batista doesn’t automatically think he’s the new Dwayne Johnson

        • Mike McCarthy

          He was on Jimmy Kimmel, acted very humble.

    • Xavier

      Yeah, I enjoyed it. Thought it was really good. I thought Batista was pretty damn funny actually.

      • K!NG

        yeah i was surprised

      • David Jr.

        But you couldn’t top the end credit scene.

        • Xavier

          Where the hell did Howard the Duck come from lol

          • K!NG

            marvel made the movie howard the duck lol

          • Mike McCarthy

            Howard the Duck was a Marvel comic, but Lucasfilm made the Howard the Duck film. Disney recently purchased Lucasfilm (Disney already owns Marvel).

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Disney actually owned the design to Howard The Duck long before that, thanks to a lawsuit against Marvel that Howard and Donald looked too similar.

          • Mike McCarthy

            Interesting, I only knew about Lucasfilm making the movie. 1986 is waaaaaaaaay before my time, I just figured the recent purchase had to do with the timing. You learn something new everyday!

          • Jesse Sherwood

            I read about that on Yahoo news today myself. It was very interesting!

          • Mike McCarthy

            My knowledge on Howard the Duck goes as far as Wikipedia will take me.

          • David Jr.

            He was actually in the movie earlier, when they try to sell the orb to Benicio del Toro’s character you can see him for a couple seconds in a cage.

    • KINGFRANCHISE

      solid movie.

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      my sister did. she said Batista did a great job as Drax

    • Mike McCarthy

      INCREDIBLE

  • Moose

    I just got home. Have I missed anything worthy enough to rewind on the DVR?

    • Dustyn

      There’s been a couple plugs for the WWE Network.

      • Moose

        Knock the shock off my face lol.

    • adam latchford

      I’ll tell you for $9.99

    • Mike McCarthy

      Reigns vs. Kane, Last Man Standing

  • Mike McCarthy

    WWE App Update: Lag, missed the beginning of Sandow 60. He says instead of talking about his wardrobe crisis, he wants to talk about The Miz. Last week he was dressed like Casper the friendly ghost. But he’s holding the Intercontinental Title, one of the most prestigious titles in WWE history. And that doesn’t sit well with him. Well he’s out of time, he’ll be back next week.

  • Paul Jameson

    hahaha……this is wrong lol

  • Danny Philippi

    Bah gawd!

  • Andrew

    what is your guys fav wrestling movie? like a wrestler who acted in a movie

    • Dj Marvelouz

      Tooth Fairy lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      Captain Insano

    • David Jr.

      They Live, “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum.”

    • Mike McCarthy

      GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

  • Dj Marvelouz

    thought it was GOOD OL JR at first smh

    • Paul Jameson

      yeah i got a little excited, I’m not gonna lie

  • Scott

    Seriously I got super excited for about 2 seconds thinking it was JR! Haha! God I wish it was though!!!

  • Paul Jameson

    Sandow is actually repping the Sooners….look for JR to mention this is in blog

  • Xavier

    MARK HENRY

  • Mike McCarthy

    MARK HENRY!!!!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    HENRY!!!!

  • Xavier

    Nice pop for Henry

  • Danny Philippi

    Hall of Pain re-opens for business.

  • Paul Jameson

    oh poor Sandow…yous abouts to get got

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Henry has slimmed up some!

  • K!NG

    anyone else think texas has produced the best wrestlers ever ?

    • Paul Jameson

      hands down…and if you are a network subscriber….for 9.99…..you can see a Legends of Wrestling episode dedicated to this….

      • K!NG

        lol 9.99 or 10 dollars?

    • Smark Twain

      Now that I think about it, you’re right

  • Smark Twain

    Mark Ross is back

  • jus2cme

    For some reason I would like to see a Bo Dallas vs Adam Rose feud

  • Andrew

    mark henry!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    I died a little inside when JR’s music hit…

    • Paul Jameson

      you didn’t get excited first…then frown like I did?

      • Jesse Sherwood

        I knew it was going to be Sandow. Thanks WWE.

        • Paul Jameson

          if this was Oklahoma…it woulda been harder to decide if it was true or not.

      • David Jr.

        I didn’t get excited, because I’m going to say this, Jim Ross was good but he’s not my favorite. never has been.

        • Paul Jameson

          oh true, I never said anything about favorite, to me I still love the monsoon days.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          My favorite will always be Lance Russell. That man could get a speck of dust over as one of the greatest wrestlers to ever live.

          • David Jr.

            I love the chemistry between Monsoon and Heenan, So Monsoon and Heenan team will always be my favorite.

  • Dj Marvelouz

    JR or Michael Cole??? ready… set… GO! lol

    • Xavier

      Gorilla Moonson

      • Moose

        Pow!

      • Dj Marvelouz

        Vince Mcmahon

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Lance Russell

  • adam latchford

    Who does it better? Haas or Sandow?

    • Paul Jameson

      Sandow…with Big Show a close second…then Haas

    • Smark Twain

      The only memorable one for me was Vincent Kennedy Mcmahandow

      • Paul Jameson

        awww come on, his Shawn Michandow was good too

  • Danny Philippi

    That match took 9.99 seconds. LOL

  • Scott

    What the…….????

  • Mike McCarthy

    ….wait………….what………

  • Dj Marvelouz

    noooooooo whyyyyyy

  • Andrew

    what ?

  • Gesus Oliver

    this is awesome!

    • David Jr.

      I agree but we are apparently surrounded by Lemons.

      • Gesus Oliver

        Rose buds in a sea of Lemons my friend.

  • Paul Kelly

    adam rose seeing his future after getting released in 2 months

  • Danny Philippi

    First Leo Kruger citing.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I had hoped!!!

  • Xavier

    Moving on……….

    • Paul Jameson

      awww don’t be a lemon! lol

      • Xavier

        LMAO

  • Gesus Oliver

    That was hilarious! BE A ROSE BUD!

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    What the hell was the point of that. I’m becoming more of a lemon with each backstage segment.

    • Avalanchian

      Maybe he changes or changed.

  • Xavier

    Ambrose needs better entrance music

    • Paul Jameson

      really?! i think the revving engine works for him

      • Xavier

        I’m not really feeling it. Doesn’t have that hook that catches your attention. THe opening rift of an entrance is very important

    • adam latchford

      I love his music!

    • Scott

      I love it!!!

    • Smark Twain

      I think it matches his gimmick well enough, along with sounding slightly Stone Cold-ish

      • Xavier

        I don’t see the connection

        • Smark Twain

          It had to grow on me too. His previous one “Nuts” was worse imo but Retaliation sounds better when through speakers and not blaring through the arena

    • Moose

      Same here, however, I’m going to see if it grows on me.

    • Avalanchian

      He needs Wrecking Ball.

    • savokes

      I’m feeling something more crazy feeling….like Toxicity from SOAD

      • Xavier

        It sounds like a revised version of Bob Holly’s theme when he was the Spark Plugg

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    Adam Rose is the last NXT call up without a loss.

  • Smark Twain

    Titty master time

  • Mike McCarthy

    WWE App Update: Tom Phillips reminds us of the rules of the beat the clock challenge. He then shoots us to a Youtube video, the Dean Ambrose edition of 30-second fury.

  • adam latchford

    Fandango, Rose, Swagger. Who has the catchiest entrance tune?

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      Rose.

    • Mike McCarthy

      Dashing Cody Rhodes……that was an option, right?

      • adam latchford

        Of course – as is the “interesting” rybaxel mashup

    • Moose

      Rose.

  • Scott

    Think well ever see a CM Sandow in Chicago?

    • Mike McCarthy

      That would be epic.

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      Probably get a Michael Jordan in Wizards gear.

  • K!NG

    Ambrose since being on his own has shown how good he really is. I honestly think he is the best face wwe has at the moment.

  • Dj Marvelouz

    anyone remember the Masterpiece Chris Masters??? i really thought he was a great wrestler

    • Dj Marvelouz

      and loved his entrance

    • Xavier

      Yeah. Had a lot of drug issues though

    • Paul Jameson

      the way he torqued his submission always made me cringe for the other worker….

  • Scott

    Ok so i remember there being an article about it but im drawing a blank….why does Ambrose have the nickname titty master?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      He got caught writing it on his wrist tape at a Live Event, and it sparked an internet meme.

    • Smark Twain

      He had it written on his wrist tape at a house show and no one has a clue why

  • Xavier

    I wonder who the surprise guest will be

  • Paul Jameson

    Hogan’s Birthday…..I’d buy that for 9.99

    • Jesse Sherwood

      He’d buy your significant other and sell the video to Gawker for $9.99.

      • Paul Jameson

        no no no no, he’d get caught on tape then SUE you for 9.99

  • Scott

    Its not a surprise if you just told everyone WWE! Lol

  • HHHater

    Please let Rusev destroy an American Hero in Hulk Hogan

  • Guest

    I’d love to see Rollins lose to RVD in the beat the clock challenge for a curveball – beat the clock are inevitably the most obvious matches to call

  • Dj Marvelouz

    61 Attitude Adjustments for Hogan on his Bday

    • Paul Jameson

      with his hip….I’d be shocked if he took one without turning into dust lol

      • Dj Marvelouz

        your right…. hmmm 61 peoples elbow lol

  • Gesus Oliver

    Alberto Snore Rio!

    • Paul Jameson

      who coincidentally has sucked since losing RR

  • jus2cme

    I bolieve that ambrose will screw rollins out of winning the beat the clock. Ambrose vs rollins is the best feud going

    • K!NG

      agreed it’s been awhile since ive seen a non title feud be this heated

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    another 9.99 mention.

  • jus2cme

    HHH 9.99$ segment was funny. Lawler is just playing it out.

  • savokes

    I’m sure using Hogan’s name and having a “Birthday Special” on RAW will get some more ratings, which is the name of the game from WWE’s perspective. But i always feel those type of “gimmicky” RAW’s detract from the quality of the show, which WWE doesn’t need going into SS

  • David Jr.

    Logically, why wouldn’t the Authority send Kane out during Seth Rollins match and chokeslam Seth Rollins and Rollins wins in like 2 seconds?

    • Moose

      There is no logic in WWE writing…. silly lol.

    • Scott

      So youre saying Rollins will win in 2 seconds after he gets chokeslammed?

      • Mike McCarthy

        Disqualification…

    • Mike McCarthy

      Logic, HA.

    • Paul Jameson

      logic? this is a fancy thing to have…..how much would thaT COST ME?

      • Mike McCarthy

        two fitty

      • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

        9.99 for 6 months.

        • Paul Jameson

          ugh…i hate committments lol

          • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

            there is the 1 month for 19.99 option. LOL

  • Mike McCarthy

    This is just as bad as we’ve come to expect from ADR.

    • adam latchford

      his last man standing match against sheamus on main event a few weeks ago was pretty good

  • Moose

    Betting odds on ADR injuring Ambrose?

    • Paul Jameson

      9.99 to 1?

      • Moose

        Ok, I set myself up for that. Well played.

  • Smark Twain

    How long is Ambrose going to wear that down tape on his shoulder? No way he’s legit injured taking those crazy bumps on it

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      been taking lessons form Cowboy Bob Orton and his broken arm

      • Paul Jameson

        grrrr ya beat me to it lol

    • Paul Jameson

      porbably as long as people like DEL rio pull on that should in the ring post like that….trying to be a lifelong injury kinda like Cowboy bob orton’s cast

    • Jesse Sherwood

      9.99 years, to beat Bob Orton’s cast.

    • jus2cme

      I wonder that same thing every time i see ambrose

      • Smark Twain

        I’m guessing it’s cause he’s such a good wrassler, he has to have a handicap to give everyone else a chance

  • Danny Philippi

    WWE Network schilling count: 12

  • Dustyn

    Wonder how many times “9.99″ will be said tonight, lol!

    • Paul Jameson

      me and my liver have lost count by now

    • Jesse Sherwood

      999.

  • Scott

    Would be funny if Ambrose won at 3:33. A third of…….you guessed it……9.99!!!!!

  • Moose

    We need a ticker at the bottom of the screen for mentions of 9.99 kinda like they did on South Park for mentions of “doodie.”

    • Paul Jameson

      haha but it wasn’t doodie….lol

      • Moose

        I know, I was being PG.

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      The counter was for a certain F word that rhymes with duck.

      • David Jr.

        Firetruck?

        • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

          lol

  • Dj Marvelouz

    i wonder how many people actually signed up for the network since triple H’s promo earlier

    • CJ Blaze

      Or cancelled

    • Paul Jameson

      i wonder how many people unsubscribed as well lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      9.99

  • savokes

    wow, Cole and JBL agreed on something

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    I spend $9.99 a month on WWE Network. It lets me watch old programs that weren’t all about shilling products.

  • Guest

    Every second that passes, the more I start thinking this match will end at 9:99…

    • Paul Jameson

      if someone wins at 10:39 then your wish is granted

  • KINGFRANCHISE

    that kicked looked bad

  • Scott

    How ironic would it be if Network subscriptions went down after plugging 9.99 for the 283747382726261627th time.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      They’ll drop by 9.99 %.

  • adam latchford

    This match is 99.9% gonna finish at 10 minutes 39 seconds

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Well Played sir! Here’s your $9.99 Burrito.

    • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

      11:30 and counting! But no worries, Seth Rollins will still need to beat the clock. His match starts at 10:39.

  • jus2cme

    I favor rollins in this feud since he has become one of my faves but ambrose is the man.

  • Mike McCarthy

    I’m getting nothing from the App

    • CJ Blaze

      At least the WWE App isn’t 9.99… (my first plug of the night lol)

      • Paul Jameson

        its hard not to join the bandwagon after a while lol

  • Paul Jameson

    quick….someone tell Vince they were supposed to get 1 million subscribers…not say the price 1 million times

    • Dj Marvelouz

      good one

  • Mike McCarthy

    WWE App Update: My feed finally starts at 8:32 with ADR kicking out at two. Ambrose puts ADR in an armlock but ADR counters with a rollup. Two-count. Both to their feet as Ambrose runs at ADR but Del Rio counters and throws him over the top rope. ADR out and after him and he grabs Ambrose’s arm and drives it into the steel steps as we head back to USA.

  • Moose

    When has the first Beat the Clock Challenge match ever been the winning time?

  • K!NG

    i bet rollins wont beat the time

  • Smark Twain

    This just goes to show that a lot of people’s nightmares about the WWE network launch have come true. Jobs lost, the plugs…

    • Jesse Sherwood

      All for 9.99!!!

  • Paul Jameson

    i wish there was a ticker in Stamford that had the number of subscribers….kinda like Facebook in the Social Network movie….and everytime they schill the price, the ticker goes down.

  • Mike McCarthy

    I feel like Ambrose is going to interfere in the next match and attack RVD so Rollins loses by DQ.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    I just had an idea. Ambrose wins with a huge time, then Rollins starts his match against RVD, and Ambrose attacks RVD to give him the DQ win. Since Rollins didn’t win, he can’t beat the clock.

    • Paul Jameson

      i like that better than kane helping rollins lol

    • Scott

      That would be awesome!!! And as soon as the bell rings Ambrose goes nuts on Rollins

  • Dj Marvelouz

    what the hell was del rio trying to do?

    • Paul Jameson

      i believe that’s called not getting futured endeavored

    • Scott

      What happened?

  • savokes

    That was impressive

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    WOW

  • jus2cme

    Del rio can wrestle his ass off. These two putting on a show

    • Mike McCarthy

      Too bad he has as much charisma as The Great Khali.

  • Smark Twain

    I love the Ambrose rebound clothesline

  • savokes

    My goodness…Del Rio has put on quite a match with Ambrose here

    • Paul Jameson

      could it be that he just needs the right partner?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    It’s all about 9.99.
    (refresh)

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I love this pic each time you share it.

  • jus2cme

    Del rio should be a member of the authority

  • Jesse Sherwood

    I figured out why ADR hasn’t been fired yet. He works for 9.99 a month!

    • Smark Twain

      Dollars or pesos?

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Pesos, naturally!

    • Paul Jameson

      that’s some cheap labor…..you sure it isn’t 131 pesos?

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Dirty Deeds and they’re done dirt cheap (Only $9.99 a month!)

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    that was a great great great match.

  • Andrew

    loved that match

  • savokes

    Jesse get your B**** count ready

  • Danny Philippi

    Ambrose and Del Rio are two under-appreciated superstars in the WWE locker room, IMO.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    B**** Counter: 5

    • savokes

      you’re going to get at least one more

      • Jesse Sherwood

        6 now.

        • savokes

          7 in just a minute

          • Jesse Sherwood

            I take it this video was on the App?

          • savokes

            im just figuring they’ll have to add the slap in at the end

          • Jesse Sherwood

            8 now!

        • Paul Jameson

          all counts aside…..Steph making Brie her B**** was a good end imo…..sold perfectly by SM

  • CJ Blaze

    Miz vs Ziggler IC Title at SummerSlam is official

    • Mike McCarthy

      It was announced on the App earlier.

      • CJ Blaze

        Lol, I missed that

        • Mike McCarthy

          It was the first one

    • Xavier

      I hope it’s on the actual card though

    • David Jr.

      According to WWE, the top 2 matches in SummerSlam history are IC title matches, and I’d agree with the 2.

      • Xavier

        Let me guess, do they both involve Bret Hart?

        • David Jr.

          That is correct.

          • Xavier

            If Shawn Michaels is Mr. WrestleMania then Bret Hart is Mr. Summerslam

          • David Jr.

            I was thinking the same thing, because besides Mr. Perfect and Bulldog, he had Owen Hart in 94 and Undertaker in 97 and his match with Doink in 93 is underrated. Plus Brain Busters and Two out of 3 falls match with Demolition when he was in Hart Foundation.

  • Mike McCarthy

    Someone ask Big E what the B**** counter is at….

  • Jesse Sherwood

    B**** Counter: 7

    • Jesse Sherwood

      8.

  • K!NG

    steph played that perfectly

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Giga gasp! Stephanie’s gonna make Brie her bit!…I still hate censorship like that.

  • Xavier

    Which diva feud are you guys more interested in at the moment, Steph/Brie or AJ/Paige?

    • Mike McCarthy

      AJ/Paige

    • adam latchford

      Naomi Cameron obviously

    • Moose

      Steph/Brie, unfortunately the other one to me is forgettable.

    • Paul Jameson

      Naomi and Cameron…cause if I was a woman, that would be the match that would make me want to be a diva

      • Xavier

        Funny thing about Naomi/Cameron is that there match was better then the AJ/Paige match from Battleground last month

    • Smark Twain

      Nicki Bella and her bra

      • Paul Jameson

        nikki wins that one everytime…..or her plastic surgeon does…..

      • Jesse Sherwood

        I’d pay 9.99 to see that!

  • savokes

    contract signings between dudes just end up in brawls…i wonder what will happen with Steph and Brie

    • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

      Catfight! Caaat fiiiight!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Joey Styles screaming CATFIGHT!!!

      • David Jr.

        My favorite Cat fight of all time has to be Simba and Scar.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          And you can watch that on the Disney app for 9.99!

      • Paul Jameson

        Or if we could just get one more PUPPIES from King

  • Paul Jameson

    Rusev row your boat ashore…hallelujah…..rusev row your boat ashore….

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    Feed Rusev More

  • Scott

    Random question….If Taker is indeed done in the ring, do you think Sting will still wrestle for WWE?

    • Paul Jameson

      Sting will do it, he wants one more match, he said who, but if Taker can’t go, he’ll go one more.

    • Andrew

      i say yes and it would be cena.

    • Scott

      I would love to see Sting/Rock!

    • Paul Kelly

      love to see him fued with bray wyatt

      • Scott

        That would be really good! Especially if they keep Sting silent!

  • Danny Philippi

    Rate Raw so far; on a scale from 1 to 9.99.

    • Smark Twain

      6 (month commitment)

      • Scott

        HAHAHAHAHA!

      • Jesse Sherwood

        That scores you 999 WNW points!

  • adam latchford

    FACT – today is the hundredth day in total the Miz has spent in possession of the IC title (across his three reigns)

  • Smark Twain

    Can we get an agents match at Summerslam also? Finlay and Mercury vs the Middle Aged Outlaws, guest referee Jamie Noble

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      Sure but You’ll have to pay 9.99 to see it.

  • Mike McCarthy

    I’m done trying to deal with this garbage app.

  • savokes

    It’s a sad day for Cesaro!

  • Paul Jameson

    Cesaro going under Swagger just makes me fear for his future…

  • Paul Jameson

    Lucky for Rusev it isn’t a Flag Waving match

  • Mike McCarthy

    I’m clocking out for tonight, I was gonna try and power through the night even though I’m exhausted from school. I can’t even get the App to work so no point in staying up ’til 11 when I have school. I’ll call WWE Customer Service sometime during the day tomorrow.

    • Paul Jameson

      night Mike…..take care man

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Night Mike. Take care, and don’t forget your 9.99 in lunch money!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Really, an ENTIRE match on the app?

    • Paul Jameson

      squash match……are you really hurt?

      • Jesse Sherwood

        It’s a bad trend. First a finish, now a match?

        • Avalanchian

          I turned off Raw. I’ll watch in like 25mins and then 45mins after that to see the good stuff. This whole advertisement and App stuff is sickening

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Well, for 9.99 a month, you can afford to skip Raw! :D Sorry, I’m having too much fun with this!

    • Smark Twain

      You can see much longer action on the WWE Network for only 9.99!

  • savokes

    a full match on the app? whats the point?

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    So the match started and ended on the App? So…it was a dark match in the middle of the show.

  • CJ Blaze

    Not that I cared to see it…. but REALLY?????????

  • Scott

    Match on the app and we suffer through another promo? Hope Dutch and Jack save this

    • Jesse Sherwood

      WE THE PEOPLE!!!

  • Taylor

    Does Sin Cara still get his $500 bonus even if he basicially was never on tv lol

    • Dj Marvelouz

      he was on the replay lol

      • Taylor

        So $250 lol

    • Jesse Sherwood

      It’s original content, so yes.

      • Paul Jameson

        though sadly he only get 9.99 of it

  • Paul Jameson

    Lana can sing to me in russian….farsee….english…spanish…I care not….keep singing to me Lana lol

    • Xavier

      I agree

  • Andrew

    WE THE PEOPLE

  • Scott

    Calling Swags to win at SS

  • savokes

    that shirt is funny haha

  • Paul Jameson

    Can swagger please come out to the GI Joe theme song?!

    • Smark Twain

      I vote Guile’s theme from Street Fighter

      • Paul Jameson

        but the original Joe theme song even had Real American hero in it….

      • Jesse Sherwood

        I vote he comes out with Hulk Hogan at SS!

        • David Jr.

          Does Rusev come out with NIkolai Volkoff then?

        • Avalanchian

          Bring on Hacksaw Jim Duggan

  • Moose

    Hi Nick!

  • Paul Kelly

    did he get these pictures from the humans of new york facebook page

  • Jesse Sherwood

    *Insert Generic Google Pictures here.*

    • Paul Jameson

      actually that first picture came in a picture frame I got from Sears….

  • Paul Kelly

    holy shit someone is over

    • Smark Twain

      You gotta use your Booker T filter and say “shucky ducky quack quack”

    • Jesse Sherwood

      We do try to keep things fairly PG here. Try to scale it back a bit.

  • Smark Twain

    They should just sword fight with the damn flag poles. Throw in some Star Wars light saber sounds

    • Dustyn

      Dress Hornswoggle up as Yoda!

      • Paul Jameson

        approve of this I do

      • David Jr.

        9.99, Network is.

        • Dustyn

          Oh great!

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    I always wondered if Swagger could be a Face. I thought he had a look that could work as a face.

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    I’m pretty sure he’s trying to fit the flag pole in Swagger’s belly button.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Here comes Dutch taking a bump!!! YES!!!

    • Paul Jameson

      nope

  • savokes

    Goes to show you what a proper build will do with a mid-carder and someone who was worse than a jobber at one point…if only they could do this more often than not

  • Dj Marvelouz

    i would love to see a monday night raw live in russia! now that would be something

    • Xavier

      If I can change and you can change, then everybody can change

      • savokes

        Just watched that the other night and thought of nothing but this storyline the whole time

  • Xavier

    Where would Rusev and Swagger be without their managers

    • Moose

      Future endeavored.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        All to save 9.99 a month!

    • David Jr.

      Fighting Stallone and messing with Michael J Fox.

      • Scott

        YES!!!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!

      • Paul Jameson

        Great Scott

    • Paul Jameson

      at the 7 11 and Wendy’s respectively

    • Smark Twain

      Rusev would be in Bulgar- I mean Russia

    • Dj Marvelouz

      swagger would be getting high with RVD lol

      • Paul Jameson

        would be?! um……lol yeah i doubt that is in the past

  • Xavier

    Can’t wait too Xavier Wood’s new stable feud with Zeb at some point

    • Scott

      That could get down right controversial!!!! I love it!!!

      • Xavier

        Lol yes it would

    • Smark Twain

      Zeb is gonna need more patriots, especially if they (hopefully) add R Truth and Titus O’neal

      • Xavier

        Ryback & Axel aren’t doing much these days.

        • savokes

          BOlieve

          • Xavier

            I don’t think he fits the mold. I like Bo by himself

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    Harper vs Jericho should be an incredible match.

  • Danny Philippi

    See, a segment where there is no schilling for some network.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      And it only cost us 99.9 minutes of our sanity.

    • Paul Jameson

      those flags cost 9.99 though

  • jus2cme

    Rusev vs swags is the best feud next to ambrose/rollins

  • Scott

    You know its said that when an arena chants We The People, the echo can be heard for 9.99 miles!

  • Andrew

    btw is cesaro even going to have a match at summerslam? smh unless its versus sheamus

  • savokes

    Just saw a commercial (local) for smackdown coming to Philly in Oct…I want to go so bad!

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    No doubt the IWC is having 9.99 times as much fun tonight then they normally would be having with this raw.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Undoubtedly. I am having 9.99 X 9.99 times as much fun!!!

  • Guest

    Current feuds in wwe.
    1) Rollins Ambrose
    2) Rusev Swagger
    3) Cena Lesnar
    4) Brie Stephanie
    5) O

    • Jesse Sherwood

      9.99: Us vs. The Network

    • Paul Jameson

      9.99) Vince versus the subscriber minimum

  • Moose

    Oh good, a commercial for the Network.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      And you can get them out of your head for 9.99!

  • Scott

    Ok so if Taker is like the Led Zeppelin of wrestling…….what band would you compare Bo Dallas to?

    • Paul Jameson

      one direction

    • Moose

      Hanson.

    • Smark Twain

      Limp Bizkit

    • David Jr.

      The Beatles.

      • Scott

        Oh God…….lol

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Chumbawumba.

      • Paul Jameson

        tubthumpin ftw

      • Scott

        AHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • Danny Philippi

    WWE Network schilling count: 17

  • Xavier

    No TV entrance for Cesaro. Consider yourself irrelevant

    • savokes

      and he’s most likely going to lose to Dolph…at best a DQ for Miz interference

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    both Cesaro and Ziggler got jobber entrances.

  • Moose

    Bluetista must have had his suit altered for the Miz.

  • Paul Jameson

    Johnny Cage…..Round 1…..fight

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Please refrain from deitial profanity everyone. That’s something we don’t tolerate.

    • Dj Marvelouz

      sorry

      • Jesse Sherwood

        It’s alright. I just have some hard rules I have to enforce.

        • Dj Marvelouz

          i understand

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Listening to the commentators shill the Network, or Miz shill himself…I’d be tempted to mute the TV this episode if I didn’t hate silence.

  • savokes

    wow!!!!

  • Danny Philippi

    Cesaro’s career in a 9.99 nutshell.

  • Moose

    Clean loss for Cesaro… sad.

  • savokes

    those white pants are waaaaaay too tight

  • Xavier

    R.I.P Cesaro

  • Andrew Davis

    FYI the time on the Last Man Standing match was 15:05, not 12:27

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    the Miz can Wrestle. -_-

  • Paul Kelly

    what the hell did cesaro do drop triple h’s baby ?

    • Moose

      I chuckled out loud at that!

    • Smark Twain

      He did the big swing

  • Paul Jameson

    so reigns needed almost 9.99 staples tonight? ouch

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    In other news, The Miz is confirmed to be DLC for Mortal Kombat X. Guess how much he costs.

    • Paul Jameson

      an autograph

    • Scott

      .01

  • Dj Marvelouz

    Dream Match… Lita vs Aj Lee

  • Jesse Sherwood

    GoldStar: 9.99 Shades of Weird.

    • Paul Jameson

      Goldstar: 9.99 lightyears in the making

  • CJ Blaze

    DUST BROTHERS! :D

  • Andrew

    i cant wait to get that dvd!

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    please tell me we aren’t going to see GoldStar vs RybAxel 9.99

    • CJ Blaze

      could be Slater Gator haha

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Yep, and you can relive the entire feud for only 9.99 a month!

  • Moose

    Soon, you can see the Heyman documentary for 9.99 a month on the network.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Heyman DVD promo: Diamond level awesomeness!

    • Paul Jameson

      I wish you could get a special edition that comes with a replica cell phone he used to use lol

      • Moose

        The Motorola Brick!

      • Jesse Sherwood

        I want a bonus edition with a bounced ECW check.

        • Paul Jameson

          no no….each copy comes with a hat with ponytail attached

      • Scott

        Ahh the Zack Morris phone?!?!

        • Paul Jameson

          indeed sir…the phone that worked without ever hitting send lol

    • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

      I may be harsh on their shilling tonight, but I do legitimately want that DVD.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Mine is in tomorrow!

        • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

          Lucky! I’ll have to wait a bit to get it, money’s too tight right now for me.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            I used MTurk to get some Amazon credit and only paid 9.99 for it. (Seriously)

  • Dj Marvelouz

    I wanna see Paul Heyman’s dvd so bad that I’m getting it at midnight! lol

  • Danny Philippi

    Finally, Dustin and Cody in a match.
    And Paige, how soon would you consider “soon”

  • Scott

    I really want to see the Heyman DVD! He made huge impacts in WCW, ECW, and WWE!!! Underrated legend in my opinion!

  • CJ Blaze

    So Ziggler is getting wins on Raw! But this time, it’s over Cesaro :(

  • Andrew Davis

    The Last man Standing time was 15:05 not 12:27 for anyone who actually keeps track of those things

  • Smark Twain

    We’re slowly approaching 999 comments, what should we do?

    • Paul Jameson

      probably subscribe to the network?

      • Smark Twain

        Good idea, I already subscribed though

    • Guest

      Sign up to the network

      • Scott

        For the all low price of 9.99!!!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Get it to 1998! (999 + 999)

  • Danny Philippi

    Bathroom break.

    • CJ Blaze

      More like staying right where I am!

  • Scott

    Can they please face another team?

    • David Jr.

      like SLATER GATOR?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Only if you give WWE 9.99 to sign another team.

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    We got Rybaxel vs The Dusts again!

  • Scott

    Cody looks like a Rockstar Energy can

    • Paul Jameson

      the thought had crossed my mind as well……probably has the same mind altering affect as well

  • Jesse Sherwood

    I love Cody’s remix of Goldy’s theme!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Dusty must have gave Cody 9.99 lines of Coke for this gimmick…

  • David Jr.

    Since this is a tag team match, I have to ask, who would like to see Usos vs. Slater Gator at SummerSlam?

    • adam latchford

      SLATER GATOR

      • savokes

        sorry, who are Slater Gator?

        • CJ Blaze

          Heath Slater and Titus O’Neil

          • David Jr.

            The greatest tag team in WWE history.

          • savokes

            nice

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    WWE Rule 9.99 GoldStar may only face Rybaxel

  • Paul Jameson

    mkay goldie perched on the corner….that’s kookie

  • Scott

    Pretty dull Raw so far except for Ambrose/Del Rio

  • Smark Twain

    I gotta admit, I never saw much in Cody especially in Legacy days, but oddly this gimmick sold me on him. He should definitely be in the upper card

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      Where were you during Undashing Cody Rhodes? That was a great character too.

      • Smark Twain

        That character was non-sensical to me and I didn’t at all take that character seriously after all we went through with his “tutorials”

  • Paul Jameson

    Kane lost his smile

  • CJ Blaze

    THE MASK

  • Dj Marvelouz

    no more demon kane

  • Andrew

    hmmm

  • adam latchford

    did the mask go due to the budget cuts?

    • Paul Jameson

      it’ll be on sale for 9.99 starting tomorrow

      • Jesse Sherwood

        It’s already on sale for that at Walmart!

        • Paul Jameson

          yeah but this one comes with ring worn sweat and reigns blood

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      They sold it on Ebay for 9.99 with S&H of 9.99

  • Moose

    As much as I’m loving Stardust, I have to say Goldust has still got it.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    DoO Kane is back… For 9.99 weeks.

  • Scott

    Maybe Kane needs a new mask? Oooooor perhaps an old one? Return of the true Big Red Machine?

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Remember when Kane unmasking for the first time was absolute must-see TV? Good times.

  • Dj Marvelouz

    TONIGHT ONLY…. more like “EVERY MONDAY” 25% OFF

    • Dustyn

      Minimum purchase of $9.99.

  • Dustyn

    Maybe Kane will be off TV for a month or so, before returning to start promoting See No Evil 2.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Or he’s off TV for 9.99 weeks, then Jacob Goodnight returns with his hook!

      • Dustyn

        That works!

  • Xavier

    Is Kane taking off the mask mean he’s quitting the Corporation?

  • Danny Philippi

    See No Evil 2 starring Kane for only 9.99 a ticket!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      It’s straight to DVD, so $9.99 for the DVD!

  • Dj Marvelouz

    kane must be getting old… he was the first match of the night, and he’s barely getting backstage lol

    • Jesse Sherwood

      It took him 99.9 minutes to get to Steph.

      • Dj Marvelouz

        nicee

  • Scott

    I posted about this a few mins ago but. Since Demon Kane has unmasked again…..maybe he dons the original mask again? One last run as the Big Red Machine? Personally Id love to see Kane wear a mask with the short hair! The wig has to go!

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    The Return of Korporate Kane

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Is he going to get a 9.99 Korporate raise?

      • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

        nope. He’s going to launch a US Sentate Race for 9.99 Million

  • Smark Twain

    Either the “demon” is gone and we get the Big Red Machine or Kane could be hanging up the boots soon

    • David Jr.

      He’s going back to being Jerry’s dentist.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        For 9.99 per extraction!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I doubt it. Kane still has a few years in the tank, and he is the kind of guy to stay to help the younger guys.

      • Smark Twain

        He’s been doing that since the last time he was relevant.

        • David F

          wouldnt be surprised if Kane v Brock is next for this fall ppv. already have storyline Kane wanting revenge for his bro

          • Smark Twain

            That’s actually a great idea, especially if they build Kane back up as the Big Red Machine

          • David F

            I dont think match will be any good but they do need build back Kane in order for it to happen

    • Dj Marvelouz

      or he needs to take care of things with his insurance business

  • savokes

    Is it just me, or is Bray Wyatt losing some of his mystique?

    • Paul Jameson

      he’s got the whole world in his hands

      • thepowerserge

        All 9.99% of it…

    • David Jr.

      Rebecca Romijn or Jennifer Lawrence?

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Jennifer, of course!

      • savokes

        …………….*speechless*

  • KINGFRANCHISE

    Y2J wins here? I’m guessing.

  • Dj Marvelouz

    that kid singing is getting annoying to me

  • Paul Jameson

    someone run Harper through a carwash….for 9.99

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Seriously, can’t Bray pay 9.99 on the WWE Shop for Rowan a new mask?

    • Paul Jameson

      he keeps missing the preshow and can’t get the secret code

    • Smark Twain

      Screw that, get Harper a new damn outfit

      • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

        a new tank top for just 9.99

        • Smark Twain

          I just realized he must have put on an older and smellier one since his last one got ripped up

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    I serriously love this entrance for Wyatt Family. I think it makes them stand out form Bray.

  • Paul Jameson

    Harper versus Kane could be a good rivalry if done right

  • Danny Philippi

    Is Chris Jericho a WWE Hall of Famer?

    • Paul Jameson

      undeniable…first modern day undisputed champion

      • David Jr.

        Will he be inducted the same year the Muppets go in the Celebrity wing? Two Fozzy at one show.

        • Paul Jameson

          wakka wakka

        • Jesse Sherwood

          YES! YES! YES!

    • KINGFRANCHISE

      yes

    • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

      Not yet.

      • Paul Jameson

        most title reigns as Intercontinental champion? ok, well what else would you think he should do to earn it?

    • Andrew Davis

      WWE yes, music HOF? HELL NO!

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Probably not in the Rock and Roll HOF, but I do love his music. He’s a lot better than most people give him credit for.

        • Andrew Davis

          Out of curiousity who is doing the resutls above? I ask since it shows u are staff. The time on the Last Man Standing was 15:05 not 12:27. I am sure if your site is legit you want to get the facts straight and not have fake stuff out there

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Kendra is, and she has her stopwatch she uses on matches. I’ll retime it after Raw, and if correct, I’ll have her correct it.

          • Andrew Davis

            All the rest are right, but that one is off by nearly 3 mins

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Thanks man. Like I said, I’ll double check it.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Andrew, you were correct. She messed it up on the commercials. It should be corrected.

          • Andrew Davis

            Oh ok, just seemed like a big difference of nearly 3 mins. I use your times on a lot of stuff, so i know how important it can be to be correct

        • Alex

          Jesse if you don’t mind I was actually hoping you could recommend some Fozzy songs? I’ve been meaning to give them a listen.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Enemy is a personal favorite of mine. Their cover of Big City Nights was excellent, and Let The Madness Begin is an ode to classic rock in the modern era. On their new album, Lights Go Out is the lead single and is fantastic, if a bit overplayed on the radio. One Crazed Anarchist should be the theme for Bray/Y2J’s match at SS, and I’m loving the SOS cover and Bad Tattoo as well.

          • Alex

            Thanks I’ll give them a listen. haha

    • David Jr.

      Koko B. Ware is in.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Absolutely. He’ll go in at the 2019.99 HOF.

  • Moose

    Could you imagine a Wyatt Family vs. Ministry of Darkness feud if they weren’t 15 years apart?

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    Anyone else wants to see Harper get managed by JBL after he is done with Wyatt family?

  • adam latchford

    If all part timers were heels and all full timers were faces – would that make jericho a tweener?

    • jus2cme

      No a heel

  • KINGFRANCHISE

    question, which wrestler has held the world title in all the major promotins? wwe,wcw, tna, ecw?

    • Smark Twain

      RVD?

    • Andrew Davis

      I think Angle and Christian are the only ones that have come close: Christian: ECW, TNA, WWE World, Angle: WWE, WCW, & TNA

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      None. Big Show has held WCW/WWE/ECW. RVD has held TNA/WWE/ECW

  • savokes

    The Walls of Jericho must hurt more on a taller guy…more torque on the small of the back

    • David Jr.

      The Walls of Jericho shouldn’t hurt Bray Wyatt at all.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Aye, they do. I know that one from when I was being trained.

  • Xavier

    This Jericho/Bray feud hasn’t been all that interesting at all

    • Scott

      I agree

    • Smark Twain

      It’s a serious letdown, we at least got an epic promo when he feuded with Cena. Last week showed Jericho should have came back and feuded with the authority

  • Paul Jameson

    will we ever see a Sister Abigail?

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      Maybe a Zombie one.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        DAFFNEY!!! Too bad she’s retired, I think.

        • Paul Jameson

          they missed that boat in NO for wm30….

        • Smark Twain

          I’m sure she wrestles on the independent scene

          • Jesse Sherwood

            She’s apparently working as a manager for Shine Wrestling. But her in ring career is over after her injuries in TNA.

    • Smark Twain

      I think that’s a way future storyline after Bray is strong and established and needs a weakness. Like Undertaker and the urn

  • Scott

    How many times are we gonna see Jericho get SA???

  • Scott

    Said it earlier…..they MUST stop making Brie/Steph the top story……all this build and the crowd is gonna crap on it at SS

    • Moose

      I believe the crowd will crap on it regardless of the build, but I agree.

      • Paul Jameson

        if DB shows, the crowd won’t care

  • Paul Jameson

    I got money on it that the Stone Cold panel AT SS won’t be PG lol

  • Moose

    Almost 999 comments.

  • Danny Philippi

    For the second straight week, the McMahon ego rides like the Rio Grande.

  • Paul Jameson

    that’s one lucky bull……

  • CJ Blaze

    I’m going to be sick

  • Paul Jameson

    ok….NOW its bathroom time

  • savokes

    HAHAHAHAHA

  • Danny Philippi

    I am totally disinterested in this tomfoolery.

    • David Jr.

      Midgets belong in wrestling.

  • Moose

    Please let him grow his hair out again!

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    this is how they choose to use hornswoggle to promote his movie?

  • Scott

    ………………..

  • Moose

    He kinda looks like a mini Joey Mercury.

    • Smark Twain

      Joey Pluto?

  • Smark Twain

    *cue Ron Simmons Damn*

    • Paul Jameson

      with a booker T “Tell me I didn’t just see that”

  • Danny Philippi

    STUPID!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      BAKA!

    • Smark Twain

      Ryback voice or Orton voice?

  • Scott

    Officially giving this Raw a 4.5.

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      not a -9.99?

      • Paul Jameson

        this segments gets -9.99

    • Jesse Sherwood

      It’s worth at least a 9.99!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    fandango must have pissed in HHH’s cereal.

  • CJ Blaze

    Raw sure is making me mad.

    • Paul Jameson

      would you say on a scale of 1 to 10 you were…..9.99 mad?

      • Scott

        And 9.99 sad

      • CJ Blaze

        and that freaking number is one of the problems!!!!

        • Jesse Sherwood

          But for 9.99, I can make you forget about all of that!

          • CJ Blaze

            Whatever is playing on Network has to be better than this

          • Paul Jameson

            which brings the irony of making people go get the network right now during their show……sad

          • Jesse Sherwood

            9.99 Raw!

    • David Jr.

      Are you as mad as Howard Beale was?

  • Xavier

    Layla & Summer Rae = PMS 2.0

    • David Jr.

      So is Epico, Meat?

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    we passed 999 comments

    • Paul Jameson

      at 9:19 central…..not bad

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    The last time I saw a bald midget stripper get knocked out cold it was my birthday. Happy birthday to me, I guess!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Did you pay him 9.99?

  • Danny Philippi

    Randy should have a cell phone ban or be charged 9.99 per text.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      He needs a 9.99 charge for every MB of data he uses on social media.

  • Paul Jameson

    i bolieve Bo pours 9.99 gallons of water on him before he comes out

  • Scott

    I have never talked about this on here but I am a musician. Check out my album Out of the Dark on iTunes!!! I think im gonna write a new song for my next album and itll be called 9.99!!’

  • Smark Twain

    Hopefully this match results in the “recruitment” of R Truth

  • jus2cme

    Finally Bo time

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Got the screencap of us making it to 9.99!

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    I have passed 3800 comments. I’m the 7th highest poster all time.

    • Xavier

      Congrats bro

  • Xavier

    I hope we get a Xavier Woods sighting here

    • Moose

      Well crap.

  • Danny Philippi

    Hope this happens later tonight during the contract signing:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii6RVMwvRKc&list=UUvgfXK4nTYKudb0rFR6noLA

    • Cubed56

      Not sure the truth behind it, but there is a rumor floating around this altercation was staged to peak more interest in this fight and garner more ppv buys.

      • savokes

        interesting. Although they were going at each other pretty hard on Twitter…not to say that can’t be “staged” as well

        • Cubed56

          thats exactly what i thought too. It just looks like watching the video it was made to look like they were really going after one another but there were a ton of people between them and those first shots that jones threw didnt look like they had a whole of conviction behind them

          • savokes

            I could definitely see that happening. It would be sad that they would have to do that for their most popular Champ right now. Arguable pound for pound best in the world

          • Cubed56

            agreed, i dont think its necessarily that they have to do it for Jones, i just think the UFC’s ppv buys have gotten stagnant recently

          • savokes

            mmm, thats true

  • Smark Twain

    Okay well hopefully he approaches Truth backstage

  • Anon

    How inspiring was that performance from Bo Dallas on a scale from 0 to 10? I would say 9.99

    • CJ Blaze

      -9.99999999999999999999999999999999999

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    we have about 35 minutes left. I think that means Rollins/RVD is not going to be very long and is going to be a DQ

    • Jesse Sherwood

      9.99 to 1 odds it actually is a long match.

  • Moose

    I’m probably in the minority, but Bo Dallas just doesn’t interest me at all.

    • Smark Twain

      Put me in that minority. He used to get trashed in NXT especially before his Bolieve gimmick

  • Danny Philippi

    0.01 wants me to love Bo, but there are 9.99 reasons I am not.

  • savokes

    Cole looks legitimately putt-off by this whole 9.99 thing

    • Moose

      It’s almost like he is embarrassed each time they mention it.

    • Smark Twain

      Or he’s mad they took his job. *cue South Park they took our jobs*

  • Danny Philippi

    Thanks Bray for interrupting WWE Network schilling #22!

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    I think JBL might be on this chat. We wouldn’t be able to tell if he wasn’t one of the people joking about $9.99

    • Smark Twain

      Probably where he is on his iPad

    • Jesse Sherwood

      JBL loves reading us for 9.99 a month!

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    3 hours Raw for just 9.99 a month

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    i feel sorry for Bray. this is supposed to be a WWE WHC feud. but he get’s Jericho Instead.

  • Cubed56

    just caught up on raw, can someone spot me $9.99?

    • Paul Jameson

      I’m starting to worry that WWE doesn’t have 9.99 alone

      • Cubed56

        that may very well be a true statement

        • Xavier

          Happy birthday bro

          • Cubed56

            thanks bud

    • Jesse Sherwood

      No, but for 9.99 I can make you love life!

      • Cubed56

        lol, I’ll take it!

        • Jesse Sherwood

          *Gives Cubed a Network subscription.*

          • Cubed56

            best birthday gift ive received thus far, except for hopefully what my wife gives me when she gets home, but ill leave out those details cause of the possible young people ears we have in here, lol

          • Jesse Sherwood

            HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

          • Cubed56

            thanks bud, nothing special though, 28 today, just getting older

          • Paul Jameson

            redub Mr President and put your name in there and Lana could sing for you anyway!

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Hey, I’m 28 as well man! And I know how you feel there. I’m hurting bad today.

          • Cubed56

            yea? How did the doctor visit go?

          • Jesse Sherwood

            I’m going tomorrow for more tests.

          • Cubed56

            damn man that sucks, i hope all goes well

          • savokes

            If only Lana could have sung to you Cubed!!!!!

          • Cubed56

            lol that would be awesome, but i gotta be honest I would rather Layla or Xavier’s gal Naomi sing to me, but dont get me wrong i would not complain one bit if Lana was singing to me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    replaying a promo. Does that increase the b**** counter?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Yep. 9.

  • Taylor

    The desperation to get network subscriptions is ruining this show. We are two weeks away from summerslam and we have no Brock/ Cena at all. Once again they are ending the show with steph/ brie. You want sunscriptions? Have Brock and Cena go at each other and get some tension going. These video vignettes are doing nothing to add to this match

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Well, for 9.99 you can see Brock and Cena go at it!

      • Taylor

        I have no desire at this point. I won’t get the network just out of spite now lol

    • Smark Twain

      Desperate times man, people warned Vince for the longest about the Network and now we are seeing the results of it being unsuccessful

  • Smark Twain

    The matches at Summerslam makes it look like it’s going to be a good card, however the only good build is Steph/Brie which leads me to believe Daniel Bryan will appear

  • http://tbrickert.wordpress.com/ TB rickert

    They should be paying us 9.99 for forcing us to watch this promo again.

    • Smark Twain

      They’ll give you 9.99 worth of WWE merchandise

  • Paul Jameson

    i wish 99.9% of all comments tonight mentioned 9.99

  • Anon

    Odds that WWE is going out of business before TNA? 9.99%

  • Scott

    Got 9.99 problems and the WWE is one!!! Hahaha

    • Smark Twain

      0.01*

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    brock loves money.

  • Danny Philippi

    Nauseating this is.

  • Xavier

    This RAW has fallen flat for the most part. Why wasn’t Cena or Lesnar on the show tonight?

    • Paul Jameson

      Cena is still filming I would assume, and Brock didn’t appear to save a date?

    • BIG M

      Cena’s filming a movie and Lesner is still part time.

      • Xavier

        What’s good bro, haven’t seen you around in a little while

        • BIG M

          Been busy with work first day off in a week.

          • Xavier

            I here ya man, work has kept me real busy to these past few weeks.

          • BIG M

            I work nights so Raw airs around 10 am here in OZ so this is the first time in weeks I’ve watched raw around the same time it airs.

    • savokes

      I feel the same flatness…don’t think the “contract signing” will add much to it either. But i believe that Brock is scheduled for Pre-SS RAW and Post-SS RAW…so we’ll prob get a confrontation next week between Brock and Cena

  • Paul Jameson

    odds of USA network wishing they paid WWE for minute by minute network plugging of their own? 9.99%?

  • Scott

    Cena…..urine trouble bud!!! Hahaha

  • Moose

    Blood. Urine. Vomit.

    • http://tbrickert.wordpress.com/ TB rickert

      Oxyclean will clean that mess up just 9.99 a bottle. Order in the next ten minutes and you get two bottles for the price of 9.99

      • Paul Jameson

        Billy Mays here for oxyclean…..

        • http://tbrickert.wordpress.com/ TB rickert

          I was afraid no one would remember,

      • Moose

        Maybe that’s Brock’s new shirt. Blood. Urine. Vomit. Repeat…. all for, yep, 9.99.

  • Dustyn

    Odds that RVD is NOT high, 9.99%

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Nope, 0.999 %!

  • Paul Jameson

    I’m no doctor…but Brock if you leave Cena in a pile of bloody urine, you kinda did some permanent damage….

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    this match should go 16:39 (999 seconds)

  • Scott

    I did think it was funny when JBL held the paper with 9.99 over Coles face!

  • Taylor

    With all that cash you’d think brock would fix the chipped tooth… Prob like $9.99 to fix it

    • Jesse Sherwood

      More like $999… That’s how much mine cost.

  • Danny Philippi

    Bleed. Piss. Puke. Repeat.

  • Paul Jameson

    How I wish we could get some leaked headphone chatter between cole and Vince during commercials….I bet that would sell for WAY more than 9.99

  • Smark Twain

    Gotta hand it to Triple H, 9.99 is probably gonna haunt me in my sleep tonight

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Well, buy the Inception app and set it to remove 9.99. Granted, the app is 9.99…

  • Paul Jameson

    if its available in 170 countries….y’all don’t need to shill it this much….come on son

  • Danny Philippi

    WWE Network schilling count: 26.

  • Moose

    Seth Rollins in his prototype Batman costume. Maybe they should have sent him to Comicon with a mask…

  • Scott

    Oh so they cant give the prices of international subscriptions?

    • Paul Jameson

      131 pesos……240 yen…..um…..13.8 euros……um…..yeah that’s all I got

  • savokes

    wooooooow

  • CJ Blaze

    WTH?

  • Smark Twain

    RVD just made the easiest 500 ever

    • Scott

      Right!!!!

  • David Jr.

    Where’s Titus O’Neil?

  • KINGFRANCHISE

    i knew it

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Heath Slater? This match is going to go 99.9 seconds.

    • David Jr.

      Does Heath Slater have 2 imaginary friends? Are the ghosts of John Lennon and George Harrison with him?

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    I feel cheated, but I’m still laughing. This is a confusing feeling.

  • Anon

    RVD looks 9.99 shades of pissed…

  • Smark Twain

    Faint bulls*** chants

  • Scott

    Im gonna laugh if Slater holds off Rollins enough! Hahaha

    • Jesse Sherwood

      That would take us all of the way through the overrun.

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    I’ll pop if Slater beats Rollins.

  • Taylor

    Slater worst spray tan of all time

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    When was the last time Heath Slater was in the main event?

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      Nexus probably

      • David Jr.

        Slater Gator main events Main Event last week or did he mean Raw.

        • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

          Raw, and it’s apparently been some time.

    • Paul Jameson

      the night nexus destroyed Raw….

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    AMbrose is stealing the contract!

  • Paul Jameson

    light the contract on fire!!!!

  • Paul Jameson

    awwwww i wanted him to burn it :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    AMbrose tore up the contract!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Ambrose just tore up the contract!!!

  • Smark Twain

    Ambrose <3

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    Ambrose has his 9.99 popcorn

  • Paul Jameson

    this is highly entertaining

  • Taylor

    Did anyone hear Ambrose on Colt Cabana’s poscast? If not I highly recommend it.

  • Dustyn

    Slater with the win!

  • Paul Jameson

    cole suit cost 9.99

  • savokes

    YESSSSSSSSS!

  • BlazeKing

    Wearing JBL’s hat is like rubbing the tree stump at the Apollo!!!

  • Smark Twain

    OHMYGODD

  • Danny Philippi

    HOLY CRAP!!!!!!

  • BlazeKing

    Slater won?! Oh my!!!

  • Moose

    End of the world!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    *POPS for Slater*!

  • Scott

    SLATER SLATER SLATER!!!! Hahahahaha

  • Paul Jameson

    jesse….hit us with some JR

  • Jesse Sherwood

    HOLY FECAL MATTER!!! HEATH SLATER WON A MAIN EVENT ON RAW!!! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!!

    • BlazeKing

      BAH GAWD!!!!

    • David Jr.

      If you watched Main Event, you’d know how much he’s risen as a member of Slater Gator.

      • Paul Jameson

        ok i work all day tuesdays and never get to catch main event on replay….who is Gator?!

        • David Jr.

          Titus O’Neil.

    • savokes

      SLATER! SLATER! SLATER!

  • Smark Twain

    THAT’S how you do a distraction finish!

  • Danny Philippi

    Most entertaining segment of Raw tonight by … you guessed it, 9.99 miles!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    BAH GAWD! HEATH SLATER! HEATH SLATER! HEATH SLATER!

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Heath Slater wins the main event and Ambrose packed Rollins a movie combo pack!

    • Paul Jameson

      we had the same bundles at Blockbuster in Texas…..ah the good ole days.

  • Smark Twain

    Now how long till we get a 3 disc Heath Slater box set?

    • Scott

      9.99 years

  • BIG M

    Am I the only one who’s getting a little tired of all the $9.99 jokes.

    • Taylor

      Only 9.99% are

    • Paul Jameson

      maybe, but on a scale of 1 to 10, you should expect the likelihood of more jokes in response to this comment to be at least 9.99

  • Anon

    Hogan live on Raw next week…and he is only going to take 999 hours to get to the ring…

  • Taylor

    Cant wait for them to trot out that human paycheck Hogan next week

    • BlazeKing

      He’s got 9.99 problems, but the trot ain’t one!

  • Scott

    What do you think the stip will be? Id love to see an Iron Man match in a cage! I know it would never happen but id love tonsee Ambrose get his hands on Rollins in/around/outside of a cage for an hour!

    • David Jr.

      Blindfold match.

      • Taylor

        Briefcase on the line

        • Cubed56

          agreed, it kinda writes itself

          • savokes

            yessir! Made that prediction back when Trip announced the “beat the clock challenge” at the beginning of the show. Somehow, it will revolve around the Briefcase…im thinking possibly ladder match, or maybe hardcore rules match

          • David Jr.

            San Francisco 49ers match.

          • Cubed56

            those two would easily steal the show in a ladder match, hell i think they are gonna steal the show regardless

          • savokes

            100% agree there

    • Anon

      Graveyard Match or Triple Cage Match

  • savokes

    A BDay celebration on the go home to Summer Slam RAW….meh! Who wants to bet Hogan comes out to the ring, then Brock, then Cena gets his cheap pops with extra cheesiness when he comes to Hogan’s defense

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    I think the stipulation is going to be an I quit match.

    • Kanewty

      I’m thinking a cage match of some sort

  • Dave Barton

    I hear Panda Energy is considering selling TNA…for $9.99.

    Yeah, I went there.

    • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

      Ooooooo.

      • David Jr.

        child things are gonna get easier.

        • BlazeKing

          things’ll get brighter

    • BlazeKing

      Panda’s doing something strange for some change, huh?

    • Xavier

      Jesse please make this the post of the night

      • BIG M

        Second.

    • BIG M

      Now that one was funny LOL.

  • Smark Twain

    Does this mean Rollins is no longer Mr MITB or will Trips just write up a new contract?

    • Moose

      It’ll probably be like when Sandow’s was tossed in the Gulf of Mexico.

    • BlazeKing

      The latter. Remember when Sandow got his contract tossed into the river?

      • Smark Twain

        Oh true. Maybe he’ll start handcuffing it to the ring post

        • BlazeKing

          A.K.A. “Footballing” it.

  • Scott

    At least they are acknowledging the match from 2012……

  • Smark Twain

    Cole got that 9.99 iced tea in his eye and had to leave announce

    • Paul Jameson

      i know right? that is some hard ice tea too

  • Taylor

    Spoiler alert: Cena wins

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Cole apparently hates being made sticky by a 9.99 soda.

    • Paul Jameson

      nope…they saved 9.99 by making him mediator

  • Anon

    Did Steph put her 9.99 implants in this week?

    • Taylor

      Id pay 9.99 to see those

  • Danny Philippi

    At this point, Raw hopes to receive a .999 rating in the over-run.

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    I kinda want Steph put through the contract table while Brie Yes! celebrates.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Nope, he and his 9.99 suit are in the ring.

  • Scott

    Steph coming out to hip hop is like the NOD coming out to The Beach Boys

  • Moose

    I like how Brie has a tshirt on she can’t “pop” out of.

    • Paul Jameson

      could she pop out anyway?

    • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

      wrong bella twin

      • Moose

        You are right, I’m exhausted.

    • PPerv

      and steph has shorts on so no pantie flash

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Apparently Triple Troll is reading our jokes…

    • Smark Twain

      In all fairness Terra Trolling started it

    • Paul Jameson

      we’ve had some golden nuggets though, can’t be mad

  • Taylor

    Itake steph over any diva 9.99 out of 10 times

    • BIG M

      Even Lana.

      • Taylor

        Even the russian

    • Smark Twain

      What about the other 0.01?

      • Taylor

        AJ lol

  • Paul Jameson

    and that fell flat brie

  • BlazeKing

    Big Beulah, LMAO!!!

    • David Jr.

      I didn’t know Tommy Dreamer’s wife went to jail.

  • Anon

    I bet 9.99 that WWE is getting in some big financial troubles in 2015…

  • Paul Jameson

    cheap pop

    cheap pop

    cheap pop

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    pop for Vickie.

  • Anon

    CM PUNK chant, lasted about 9.99 seconds

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    Kharma???

    • Dustyn

      That would be interesting!

  • Moose

    This is horrible.

  • Danny Philippi

    The whole night and they chant his name. BOOOOO!

  • savokes

    we ALMOST made it a whole show without Voldemort chants

    • Jesse Sherwood

      At least it went to the overrun.

  • Paul Jameson

    no no…ugly, dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding, trashbag HO

  • Taylor

    Make this a bra n panties match and you’ll get 19.99

    • BlazeKing

      A one-month commitment, lol.

      • Avalanchian

        Things would definitely rise.

        • Eddie Edwards

          I see what you did there

  • BlazeKing

    Allow me to go off the cuff and say: That’s a very nice table in the ring.

  • Smark Twain

    At least his name actually kinda fit at the time they chanted it

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Dirty conniving piece of bi…oh wait, we’re not going for that? The counter doesn’t rise?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      They saw I was counting it!

  • Paul Jameson

    stephanie pedigree

  • Anon

    pedigree right on the implants…

  • Scott

    This is a horrible Raw overall

  • Smark Twain

    Triple H is gonna give Steph the business tonight

  • savokes

    geez!

  • Paul Jameson

    Steph learned alot in the slammer!

  • Anon

    Well, they should make this a handicap match and Steph still wins…

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Get a room you two!

  • Mr.V

    Steph buried her holy crap

  • Xavier

    Steph delievered those pedigrees like a pro

    • BIG M

      Probably trying to show up Chyna LOL.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Well, to show up Chyna, all you have to do is do 9.99 movies…

        • BIG M

          Wanna see what Chyna has been up to since leaving WWE.
          Have vivid charge $9.99 on your credit card.

    • thepowerserge

      And will be asking for a royalty fee of $9.99 for every time someone calls it the Pedigree.

  • http://www.facebook.com/WrestlingRoundupRadio Joshua Tucker

    Good night.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Night Josh!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Final B*** Count:10

  • Paul Jameson

    see you all in 999 hours

    • Jesse Sherwood

      999 is one of the best games I’ve ever played!

      • Paul Jameson

        yeah in 99.9 hours i’ll be here for smackdown….its what i was going for

  • savokes

    That could have been at the top of the hour….should’ve been Ambrose/Rollins to end….heck, even Swagger/Rusev woulda been better than that.

  • Moose

    I was already exhausted, that segment nearly put me to sleep. Yall have a great night, it’s been fun.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Night Moose!

  • Anon

    Putting it mildly this RAW stank like a rotten pile of some weeks-old $9.99 fruits…

  • Morgan “The Retro Goat” Hench

    Glad I was on the chat for this episode, would’ve put me to sleep otherwise. But thanks everyone for makin’ it fun! Same time next week!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Peace Morgan!

  • Scott

    Horrible horrible horrible ending to Raw. They better deliver next week and at Summerslam if they want to keep subscribers!

  • savokes

    Alright y’all! Have a great night!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Night Savokes!

  • Smark Twain

    Ambrose turning Rollins’ MITB briefcase into a lunchbox was my favorite part

  • Scott

    Watching the Cena/Lesnar match from 2012 on Network. Brock has definitely bulked up since 2012.

  • Cubed56

    hoping that Slater recieves a push for once. Not a WWEWHC push but it would be nice to see him hold the U.S. title at some point

    • thepowerserge

      He just might get a chance to hold it…for 9.99 seconds.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Guys, thanks for making this a fun and great night. Between you guys and the 9.99 jokes, I was able to somewhat forget about the pain I’ve been having all day. Thank you everyone, and I’ll see you for Impact, where we will finally see one of the greatest moments in wrestling history!!!

    • BlazeKing

      I’ll be at the impact taping tomorrow for Hardcore Justice!

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Awesome! Be sure to send us a live report using the Send News link at the top of the page.

        • BlazeKing

          No doubt. I’ll bring a pen & pad to jot things down.

    • Cubed56

      hope all goes well with your appointment jesse and wish u a speedy recovery

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Thanks man. It’s a long term issue that I have been putting off surgery for the last two years for. With me having kids, I can’t afford to be down for 2 months and have a year of rehab. But it is inevitable now… Yay spinal fusion!

        • Cubed56

          prayers are with you bud

  • thepowerserge

    So if I understood the Cena side of the video package correctly, he wants to be the one who beats The One…for $9.99 a month…