RAW Results 9/30/13 – I’ll Be Your Huckleberry

RAW Results September 30, 2013
From Mississippi Coast Coliseum in Biloxi, MS
Reported on by Kendra Bunyon For Wrestling News World

Pre-RAW Commercial

Cole talks about Los Matadores starting tonight. Also, Steph and Trip host a family summit with Rhodes family.

RAW Starts

In Ring Segment

Punk to the ring as Cole talks about Susan G. Komen and the work the WWE is doing with them. Video of Heyman taunting Punk on RAW last week, then faked his Jazzy not working, drawing Punk in. Punk tried to attack, but Axel and Ryback attacked Punk. Punk worked really well with Axel and Ryback until Ryback botched tossing Punk through the table. “CM Punk!”

Punk – There’s a lot of people who say this show thrives on unpredictability. I’m as unpredictable as it comes. It’s a bit predictable that I’d get beat up in my hometown. After Heyman beat me, of course he came out to taunt me in Chicago. It’s predictable that Heyman would taunt me with his big, fat, slovenly, slimy mouth. Of course it’s predictable that I get jumped by Axel and Ryback/ the end is predictable when I put Axel to sleep. It ends when I get my hand on Ryback and show him what I do to bullies. It ends when I get my hands on Heyman and there’s no one to save him. It’s just him and me. (To the fans who started chanting.) If you think Ryback sucks, tell the world! This Sunday it could end when I take on Ryback. Or on RAW next week. Or it could end right here on RAW!

“CM Punk!”

Punk – I’ve been in a fighting mood for months. I say I don’t leave this ring until I get a fight. I don’t care if it’s Ryback, Axel or Heyman. I’m going to put Heyman out of his misery.

Maddox – Punk, hold on, take it easy!

Punk – You don’t even get music? You don’t even get an entrance song?

Maddox – Look. Listen. I certainly know what it’s like to want to fight like a man. I understand you were embarrassed and want these people to forget. You want the ultimate showdown right now, and that’s not what’s best for business. You know that you’re getting Ryback at Battleground. What are you doing right now? I am the GM of RAW, which means, that I do have the power to give you a match tonight, if you’d like one. But you’re not…

Punk – You’re going to tell me what I can and cannot do? I’m looking for an outlet for my aggression. You can either go back there…

Big E comes out to new music. Big E into the ring and takes Maddox’s mic.

Big E – You want aggression? I’m your man.

Big E attacks Punk. Shoulder blocks in a corner. Big E comes back for more, so Punk side steps and Big E shoulder first into a corner. A ref runs to the ring and Maddox motions for a match. Punk pulls off his shirt and is ready for a fight.

Commercial

Punk vs Big E

Match started during the commercial. They’re outside and Punk side steps so Big E eats the post. Kicks to Big E outside and Big E rolls it. Punk up with a big cross body for two. A back kick on Big E, then lifted, but not all the way up. Punk rushes Big E, but is lifted and slammed to the mat for two. Big E runs the ropes, then splashes Punk’s back for two. Punk is selling the pain as Big E locks on a single leg Boston crab. Punk free and fighting back, but then eats a clothesline for two.

Punk on Big E’s shoulder, Punk flipped back and takes Big E down, but Big E back up and slams Punk for two. Kicks to Punk’s ribs, but Punk up and on Big E. kick to the back of Big E
head for a long two. Big E lifted, but wiggles free and clotheslines Punk for two. Big E runs the ropes, but Punk moves out of the way of the splash this time. Big E rushes Punk, but ends up eating corner. Punk kicks Big E in the head, then a back kick. Swinging neck breaker on Big E. running high knee in the corner, followed by a clothesline. Punk climbs, points up, hits his Savage elbow. Punk calls for his finisher. Big E up, then Punk hits the GTS for three.

Winner – Punk (6:02)

Punk is on the mat, hurting. He’s holding his arm, or maybe his gut. Video recap of the Savage elbow and the GTS. Punk pops up off the mat and celebrates, getting the fans even more riled up, though still holding his left arm close to his abdomen.

Video

Cody losing to Orton and Trip fired him.

Commercial

Fandango vs Kofi

Fandango out with a new Punk Fandango t-shirt. Kofi out in a pink WWE shirt.

Fandango on Kofi with blows. Side headlock on Kofi. Kofi pushes out and slammed down. Fandango runs the ropes over and under Kofi, but into a back elbow. Kofi reverses on a corner and hits head scissors on Fandango. Fandango comes out with a huge clothesline that about turns Kofi inside out. Short clotheslines on Kofi, then a lovely snap suplex on Kofi. Chinlock on Kofi on the mat. Kofi up with blows, reverses on Fandango flipping around Fandango’s arm, then hitting a DDT on Fandango. Both men down for four. Double hand clotheslines from Kofi, then a drop kick, but then he eats the corner. Fandango up, but Kofi with blows. Head butt drops Kofi to the mat, but Fandango has to step off the corner to go after Kofi. Kofi hits his TIP for three.

Winner – Kofi (3:02)

The Wyatt Family’s music hits right after the bell. Bray leads Rowan and Harper to the ring. Kofi stands in the ring, ready and waiting, a chair in hand.
Bray – Fall victim to the wicked games men play. For instance I spent the majority of my life trying to figure out why these horrible things happen to me. Why me? I would wake and wonder if this nightmare of mine was ever going to end. But it never did. And now, finally, I understand what I must do. One by one, they will all fall down. Follow the buzzards. Hahahahahahahaha.

Commercial

Backstage Segment

Bellas talking about Battleground. Orton walks up on them.
Orton – Congratulations Brie. I heard the big news this week. You and little Daniel getting married. When’s the big day? I asked when the big day was. I’m only asking, because you need to schedule it sooner than later. If you have it after Sunday, then there’s a very good chance your little fiance won’t be able to make it down the aisle, because he won’t be able to walk.

Orton leaves and the Bellas look shaken.

Backstage Segment

Renee welcomes Heyman. Heyman walks up and stares at her.
Renee – I want your reaction to Punk’s words earlier. He seems obsessed with getting to you.

Heyman – Renee, it must be so difficult for you to watch a man with such promise descend into madness. Punk is so obsessed with getting his hands on Heyman, and it’s something he will never do again. Punk will never bully me again, because Punk’s a nobody who became a Paul Heyman Guy. A Paul Heyman Guy who was WWE Champion. A WWE Champion who forgot what made US, us, us the Best In The World.

Renee – I couldn’t help but notice that Ryback is right around the corner, and Axel is hiding behind some equipment, as if perhaps you might have another trap planned.

Heyman – A trap? Another trap? Is that what you’re insinuating? My mere existence is a trap for Punk. That I’m here is a trap for Punk. The fact that I take a breath when every breath in my life is taken with gleeful spite against Punk, is Punk’s obsession against me is a trap. I have a huge night planned for tonight, and if Punk wants to do something about it, let him become a man and try!

Video

Los Matadores are going to be here next.

Commercial

3mb vs Los Matadores

Slater and Mahal in the ring, waiting. Justin announces Fernando and Diego, Los Matadores. Ole! Out comes Fernando and Diego. They throw their hats aside, flip their capes around, then smoke spews. From between the capes comes a little bull. Yes, a little person dressed as a bull. He capes their capes a few time, then bounces around the ring, then onto their shoulders.

Mahal and Diego start. Mahal flipped, the an arm drag. Head scissors on Mahal. Mahal whipped, then monkey flipped. Fernando tags in, as does Slater. Fernando takes Slater’s legs out, then Diego tags in and they double team. Slater over rotates and lands on his legs badly. Mahal tags in and they double team Diego. Mahal drops knees using the ropes. Slater tags in and drops a knee on Fernando. The fans are starting to boo and chant, “Boring!” Slater slams Fernando to the mat, poses and gets head. Spinning head scissors on Slater.

Fernando tags in, works Slater, then Diego in to double team him. Cole says the fans are loving it, but they’re not. They get the three off the double team.

Winners – Los Matadores (3:59)

El Torito into the ring to celebrate with Los Matadores. Video recap of the high points of the match, and the entrance. Mascarita Dorada is under the El Torito mask. (Thanks to Jesse for filling me in on that bit of info.)

Video

Recap of the Rhodes family storyline in the WWE.

Commercial

Video

Cena, Punk, Bellas and the rest of the locker room talk about Susan G. Komen.

In Ring Segment

Justin announces Trip and Steph who come out hand in hand. Trip has on a light pink shirt, and a pink tie with his power suit. Steph has an aqua cami peaking out under her dark power suit. Both wearing pink ribbon pins.

Trip – I would like to invite the Rhodes family to make their way to the ring. Don’t be afraid. I guarantee your safety, just like I would any WWE Superstar.

Dusty leads Cody and Goldust out to Dusty’s music. They’re all in suits, open collars, sans ties, but Goldust is painted up. Cody is first into the ring. Dusty second up and in. Goldust brings up the rear. The fans love them.

Steph – Welcome to RAW, everyone’s obviously happy to have you here. Cody, it’s the first time I’ve seen you since you got married. I trust your father gave you the gift card to Bed, Bath & Beyond. Our wedding present.

Trip – Why the angry look on all your faces. We invite you out here out of the kindness of our heart and this is the open hostility that you give us? How many opportunities is this Steph?

Steph – I’ve lost count.

Trip – Is this like four now?

Steph – At least.

Trip – I mean we gave you the opportunity to get your job back, all you had to do was beat The face of the WWE, Randy Orton. And you failed. Out of the goodness of our hearts we gave the opportunity to Dustin, Goldust, all he had to do was beat Orton, and Dustin did what Dustin always does, he failed. (Dustin turns away from Trip in disgust.) To Dusty, we offered him the opportunity to get Cody’s job back and what does he do, Dusty makes it about Dusty, as he always does. I don’t get it. Dusty, are you still bitter about not being able to make it outside Florida and the NWA thing? Bitter at the fact that when you tried to make it on a national level with the McMahons, you failed? You couldn’t even get it done with the polka dots, Steph! We offer your son’s job back and you tell my wife to go to hell. (Right up in Cody’s face) And he got knocked out for it. Here we are, opportunity number four.

Steph – Dusty, you have the most important job in the WWE right now. You train and develop WWE Superstars in Orlando. You hold their future in the palm of your hands. Isn’t it ironic that my husband and I hold your sons’ futures in the palm of our hands? Onto the proposition. Cody, we’d like to give you your job back. Goldust, we’d like to give you a job. Or an opportunity to gain a job if you can beat the WWE TTCs this Sunday at Battleground.

Trip – That’s right, all you have to do is beat them at Battleground and you’ll get your jobs back, but, isn’t it funny how there’s always a but on these things?

Steph – There is, there’s always a but.

Trip – But, if you lose, then Cody and Dustin, you will never work in the WWE again. Not only that, but Dusty will join you in the unemployment line.

Dusty pulls the mic out of Trip’s hand!

Dusty – You’re big on getting in people’s faces. (Dusty right up in Trip’s face.)

Trip (off mic) – Don’t cross the line old man!

Dusty – Let me tell… Don’t cross the line old man? One stipulation, I’ll be in my sons’ corner, and I’ll be your Huckleberry all night long.

Steph – You’re on, but it seems you’re itching for a fight Dream. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.

Trip and Steph leave the Rhodes men in the ring together. Cody holds the ropes for his father. “Goldust!” chants. Goldust turns around and into a really sick spear from Reigns. Cody gets into the fight as Goldust is completely done and can’t move. They start stomping Dusty and Cody tries to take all three down at the same time. They triple bomb Cody. Ambrose stomps Dusty again, yelling, “Stay down old man!” Video recap of the attack.

Commercial

R-Truth vs Axel

R-Truth out singing in pink. Axel out with Heyman in tow.

Axel taunts R-Truth a bit. R-Truth gets the fans yelling, “What’s up?” R-Truth tossed down, bounces up. R-Truth dances, gets the fans to respond again. Axel pie faces R-Truth. R-Truth takes Axel down and gets the fans yelling again. They finally lock up. They break, then R-Truth kicks Axel’s feet out from under him, then again. “What’s up?” R-Truth on Axel in a corner with a couple blows, but then hung up top. This match is moving so slowly that it’s at a stand still! Blows on R-Truth, but R-Truth back with blows. Drop kick on R-Truth for two.

Knee to R-Truth back that doesn’t even touch him. Chinlock on R-Truth on the mat, but he’s quickly up and free. R-Truth whipped, but gets his feet up. “CM Punk!” chants. Clotheslines to Axel, then he hits a stunner for two. “Walrus!” chants, then Punk’s music hits. Axel is ready in the ring, but then R-Truth attacks from behind for three.

Winner – R-Truth (4:23)

Heyman realizes that he and Axel have been had as Punk never appears. R-Truth leaves the ring and Heyman smirks in realization. Video recap of the end of the match. R-Truth on the top of the ramp chanting with the fans.

Backstage Segment

Brie in red, Nikki in silver, head to the ring for Brie’s match.

Commercial

Announce Segment

Trish gave birth to Maximus today!

Video

Clips from Total Divas, Brie and Bryan. Pictures of them together, Brie narrating.

Brie vs Fox

Brie out with a pink Diva shirt on over her gear. Nikki in a silver dress. Video recap of Orton talking down to Brie about Bryan not being able to walk down the aisle after he’s done with it.

They lock up. Arm bar on Brie. Brie uses the ropes to flip out of it. Arm bar on Fox. They stop, Fox puts her hand out, then kicks Brie out through the ropes. Fox out, rolls Brie in. AJ and Tamina watching backstage. Snap suplex on Brie for two. Fox goes for another two after slamming Brie’s face down. Fox keeps working over Brie, but Brie kicks out again. Chinlock on Brie. Nikki gets the fans clapping for her. Brie free, ducks Fox and hits a flying clothesline, then a drop kick to solid pop. A knee to Fox’s face, but Fox rolls out and kicks up at Brie’s head. Fox in, but Brie reverses, slaps Fox. Fox is face slammed to the mat for three.

Winner – Brie (3:19)

Bellas celebrate together in the ring.

Commercial

Backstage Segment

Heyman – Curtis. Curtis. Curtis.
Axel – What?
Heyman – You’re looking at this entirely the wrong way. Punk thinks he’s so clever. He’s playing into our hands. He’s out of our league with us.
Ryback – Nobody needs to be distracted by the threat of Punk. After last week, if he wants us, let’s give him what he wants.
Axel – Go to the ring and call him out?
Heyman – Go get yourself something to eat and I’ll be right out.
Ryback – You got it boss.
Heyman – Isn’t he beautiful?
Axel – What do you have on your mind?
Heyman – Ever since he saved my life, I see things differently. The food tastes better. The flowers smell sweeter. I have a whole new outlook on things. I’m going to do what I should have done the night he saved my life. I’m going out to the ring and propose to Ryback.
Axel – Propose?

WWE Rewind

Cole talks about Steph using Big Show to settle her personal vendettas. Video of Miz TV. Steph to the ring and cuts on Miz, then tells Big Show to knock Miz out. Big Show does just that.

Backstage Segment

Renee – Big Show, how you holding up?
Big Show – I’m holding up as well as I can hold up.
Renee – Over the past several weeks you’ve been put in horrible situations. This past Monday you looked like you were about to blow up.

Video of Trip taunting Big Show for being a giant and needing his job. Trip got was blubbery as Big Show threatened to punch him out. Trip then talked down to Big Show who yelled and left.

Big Show – You know Renee, my financial situation is being held over my head like Damocles sword. People say be a man, do the right thing. Being a man is doing the right thing no matter the consequences. Do the right thing, no matter what. That real easy to say when it’s not your neck on the line. People judge the choices I make. I’m choosing between the lesser of two evils. If it was up to me I wouldn’t choose evil at all. I’m a good person. I’m just trying to do what’s right by my family. Everything I’m asked to do, I’ve done. I knocked out a HOFer, a man I idolized growing up, worshiped the day I walked into this business. I watched him get attacked by The Shield, now I can’t look Dusty in the eye. There’s only so much I think I can take. Every sick, weird thing they’ve order me to do, I’ve done without question. Renee, I can’t take it anymore. I’m not going to take it anymore. I’m going to find Trip and show him exactly how I feel. (Big Show’ eyes bugging out of his head.)

Renee – What exactly does that mean?

Big Show – I’m going to knock Trip out! (Big Show’s fist up, eyes bugging out, and he takes off away from Renee.

Commercial

Backstage Segment

R-Truth – It’s the right time togive me the IC Title.
Maddox – I’ll take it under advisement.
R-Truth – Advisement?

CRASH! R-Truth bolts, Maddox looks very nervous.

Maddox – Hang on.
Big Show – Where is Triple H? Do you not understand me? (Big Show lifts Maddox up by his face and plants him against the wall. Maddox mumbles.) You don’t know? That’s not good enough. Go find him, I’m going to wait right here until he finds me, understand? (Big Show drops Maddox who flees.)

Ryder vs ADR

Ryder in the ring waiting. ADR out flipping his scarf, wearing the pink version of his shirt.

They lock up. ADR backed into a corner. The ref breaks them up, but ADR kicks Ryder. Shoulder block drops Ryder. ADR runs the ropes under Ryder, takes a hip toss, then hides in the corner. Ryder whipped, but moves. ADR planted face first on the mat. Ryder clotheslines ADR from the ring. Ryder up over the top rope, but ADR moves. Ryder tossed into the barricade.

Ryder with blows, a sunset flip on ADR for two. ADR comes back with a back breaker on Ryder, then stomps his head. Chinlock on Ryder on the mat. Knees to Ryder, but he comes back slamming ADR’s face to the mat. ADR eats Ryder’s knees, then Ryder off the top with a missile drop kick. Forearm to ADR’s face, then broski boot for two! ADR reverses Ryder, hits a German suplex for two. Double foot stomp to Ryder’s back. ADR badly wrenches Ryder’s arm in the ropes, then locks on his finisher. Ryder taps quickly.

Winner – ADR (4:06)

ADR celebrates on a corner, then jumps down to kick Ryder on his way by.

Commercial

Video

Recap of Rhodes family in the ring with Steph and Trip.

In Ring Segment

Ryback leads to the ring, Heyman in tow.

Heyman – Not only was I man enough to pin Punk, proving I’m the best in the world, but I’m also a world renowned expert of political science. Take for example that you cannot put down insurgents on their own soil. Since I own Punk, I decided to squash Punk with 18,000 of his rebel forces, on his own turf of Chicago. Punk had to be put down by me as if I was the dictator in front of his friends, and what he considers his family. I give you exhibit A – Video of Heyman’s scooter stalling, taunting Punk, but he was attacked by Axel and Ryback. Now, I’ll give Punk credit, he’s a man of commitment, but that commitment is to break my face. The only reason this face is here smiling is because of the independent actions of the man who stopped Punk’s bullying of Heyman. That man I speak of is you Ryback.

Ryback – If there’s one thing I hate in this negative world, it’s a bully. To see Punk take all that knowledge you gave him, that friendship you gave him, all the sacrifices you made for him, to see him take all of that and hurl it back in your face, I couldn’t let that stand. Paul, you’re a genius, and there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you.

Heyman – I’m glad you feel that way. 2013 is such a progressive year in so many movements. In this progressive society it’s time people stop living in denial of their true feelings, and be open and honest about how they feel. I don’t want to be stigmatized in that Superstar/advocate way. I want something much more meaningful for us. Since you saved my life I have more of a spring in my step. I feel virile. I feel free. That is because of you, and I want to feel that way for ht erest of my life. Here, in front of everyone, I want to…

“Get a room!” chants.

Heyman – It’s amazing that here you are living in such a progressive society and here you are breaking up such an intimate moment between me and my hero Ryback. I want to let you know sir that this needs to be an official commitment. You can call it a relationship, a marriage, a partnership. All commitments are about mutual understanding. I even ran it by my children because of the huge sacrifice I am going to have to make to you. The commitment I want to make to you is from the opening match to the main event. In sickness and health, till death do us part. Ryback, I want to make an honest man out of you. (Heyman takes Ryback’s hand, gets down on one knee.) Ryback, you big bad beautiful man, will you… Ryback, will you… will you, will you become a Paul Heyman Guy?

“NO!” “NO!” “NO!”

Punk’s music hits. Ryback is ready, looking up the ramp. Heyman looks around, trying to find where Punk is coming from. Punk through the fans and over the barricade, but he crumbles holding his knee. Heyman holds Ryback back as Punk works out his knee – but no medical staff rush to Punk’s side, so it’s obviously a work. Punk to his feet, wobbles to the ring, tries to get in, but crumbles back to the floor. Finally a doctor is over to check on Punk. Heyman over to that side of the ring, looks down and asks if Punk is okay, but then Punk bounces up and spins, taking Heyman’s feet out with a kendo stick! Ryback rushes over and takes the kendo stick shot. Punk into the ring and Ryback stops the stick, so Punk kicks Ryback in the gut, then hits him with the stick. Axel in and takes the stick to the gut. Another shot to Ryback and he flees. More shots to Axel, then Punk stand Karate Kid style and hits Axel a couple more times with the kendo stick splintering into pieces. Punk hits GTS on Axel while smirking up at Heyman and Ryback on stage.

Commercial

The Shield vs Ziggler & Usos

The Shield in the ring. Ziggler out to face them in a light pink version of his shirt. He waits to the Usos to comes out and join him before heading to the ring. The Usos are in pink WWE shirts.

Ambrose and Ziggler lock up, back into a corner and struggle around. Ziggler runs the ropes, leap frogs Ambrose, then takes him down. Cross body on Ambrose, takes him down. Rollins tags in, so does Jimmy. Jimmy works Rollins over, then Jey tags in for two. Armbar on Rollins, but Rollins fights free. Ambrose tags in and they double team Jey. Head butts to Jey. Rollins tags in and they double team him. Blows to jey’s face and back, then Rollins stomps him. Ambrose tags in and they double team, catch Jey, but Jimmy got the blind tag and hit a drop kick on Jey knocking Rollins and Ambrose down. Reigns in, but so is Ziggler to take him out. The Usos fly out on Ambrose and Rollins outside.

Commercial

Chinlock on Jimmy in the center of the ring. Jimmy free, but suplexed by Rollins. Ambrose tags in and stops Jey from tagging out. Ambrose stomps Jey’ hands, then forearms to his face from behind. “Let’s go Ziggler!” chants. Jey up and elbows free, but then takes a back elbow to the face. Reigns tags in and stomps Jey as Ambrose holds him. Elbow drop on his cousin for two, and Reigns keeps the control. Chinlock on Jey as Ambrose taunts him from the heel corner. Jey to his feet and elbows Reigns, but is then slammed to the mat for two. Reigns holds his cousin’s hair, taunting him like only family could, but Jey comes back with an upper cut, then pulls the rope down sending Reigns from the ring. Reigns back in, so Jey kicks him in the jaw. Both are down.

Rollins in and knocks Jimmy off the corner, but Jey is able to get to Ziggler and tag out! Ziggler with clotheslines, then a splash on Ambrose. Blows on Ambrose in a corner, then neck breaker. Epic elbows on Ambrose, but Rollins is up. Rollins flies and takes a drop kick in the air. Ambrose tries to attack Ziggler, but taken down. Ambrose pinned, but Reigns in to break it. Uso in, but Ambrose takes him down. Ambrose taken out by an Uso, and Rollins in. Rollins taken out by an Uso, then Reigns spears Ziggler for three in some of the most intricate and fastest work I’ve seen from The Shield, Ziggler and the Usos together or apart.

Winners – The Shield (9:08)

Video recap of the high points of the match. The Shield celebrates on the ramp,but Rollins is holding his head and looks to be hurting.

Backstage Segment

Big Show is pacing in Trip’s office.

Commercial

Backstage Segment

Big Show is still in Trip’s office, smells the flowers, tosses them aside. Some officers in. they say Big Show has been threatening a WWE Superstar. Steph steps in and says he doesn’t know the consequences of his actions, and just trying to put food on his table. Now there’s a huge mortgage payment. She thanks the officers, but vouches for Big Show. She did speak to Big Show’s wife today. She says Big Show hasn’t been measuring up to her expectations. Steph and the officers leave the room. Big Show sits down, cries some more, and looks about to have a break down. But then his vision clears, he’s pissed. He gets up, walks over to a Trip poster on the wall, and puts his fist through it, and the wall behind it.

Backstage Segment

Renee – Your World Title Match will be Extreme Rules.
RVD – I could talk and talk about this, but I’d rather show how I excel at Extreme Rules.
YouTube video of RVD in hardcore and extreme matches.
RVD – Pretty impressive, huh? ADR is vicious, vindictive, but he has no clue what Hardcore means. Anything to survive. Throw the rule book out, use your imagination. The perfect translation for hardcore is simple. Even ADR will get it, it’s the same in any language, it’s Rob Van Dam!

Commercial

Cesaro vs Santino

Zeb – I don’t see anything bad about Mississippi, it’s a bit like a 3rd world country. Lower than Alabama. Only real Americans can say “We, the people!”, if you don’t live it, don’t give it.
Zeb is in a red and white shirt that looks pinkish on TV, and Cesaro and Swagger are in pink “We, the people!” shirts. Santino power walks to the ring, Hornswoggle tries. They’re both also in pink shirts.

Santino and Cesaro grapple around a bit. Santino holds the side headlock on Cesaro, then takes Cesaro down. An upper cut drops Santino. Santino whipped and eats an upper cut. Double stomp. Santino gets slammed back and Cesaro sets up, but Santino kicks him off. Hip toss, then head drop from Santino. Cobra comes out, but Cesaro knocks Santino down, and Cesaro starts the big spin and people are counting. I think Cesaro hit 28, but it could have been 30. Santino can’t stands, ends up falling over on top of Cesaro and getting the three for it.

Winner – Santino (2:47)

Zeb’s head in his hands, Cesaro in shock, and Santino celebrates after he figures out he won.

Commercial

In Ring Segment

King – In case you missed it earlier, congratulations are in order for Brie and Bryan. Now, I’m sure we’ll get the full story in November on Total Divas. Until then, let’s bring out the man who popped the question Bryan!

Bryan out to “YES!” “YES!” “YES!” in his pink “YES!” “YES!” “YES!” shirt. King and Bryan shake hands.

King – The Superstar who will face Bryan this Sunday at Battleground this Sunday for the WWE Title, Randy Orton!

Orton out to the ring wearing his black t-shirt with the pink RKO and viper on the front.

King – This is intended to be a verbal confrontation only. We’ll wait for Sunday for the physicality. Trip, after Bryan won the WWE Title, made a controversial decision to strip Bryan of the Title.

Orton – Jerry, at the time, I was very upset with Trip’s decision to not give me the Title back. I realized that it inspired me to reach the full potential of The Apex Predator. No longer was I the watered down viper that cared what you idiots thought. I was the Viper void of morality, relentless, remorseless that decimated Miz in his hometown, while his mother begged and pleaded for me to stop. Sunday I will beat you for the Title because I’m genetically superior to a small, pathetic, weak, B+ goat faced troll like yourself.

King – Those are some pretty strong comments Daniel, your response?

Bryan – My response, Randy, he talks a great game, doesn’t he? He talks real good. A little monotone, sounds like he’s had to practice in front of the mirror a few times, but great none the less, just A+ all the way. But why do you think Trip felt the need to inspire you? To motivate you? Maybe because he thinks your marketable, wants to put you on magazines, and on DVDs. Maybe because he wants to make money off you. Or maybe because he knew you can’t reach your full potential without it. Guess what, I may be some pathetic, weak, B+, goat faced troll, but I have never, ever needed anyone elses motivation to reach my full potential!

“YES!” “YES!” “YES!”

Bryan – This Sunday at Battleground, I achieve even more when I beat you and regain the WWE Championship! “YES!” “YES!” “YES!”

Orton – “NO!” “NO!” “NO!” Just because…

“YES!”

Orton – Shut up!

“YES!”

Orton – Shut up!

“YES!”

Orton – Shut up!

“YES!” “YES!” “YES!”

Orton – You think just because they chant that one syllable word of yes that you can be Champion? I know you’re on a roll as of late, I mean, you’re marrying a Bella, which beg the question, what on earth could be so incredibly wrong with Brie Bella that she would settle for the likes of you? You know Daniel, one day Brie is going to wake up and realize she’s not sleeping with a virile handsome Champion like myself, she’s sleeping with a barnyard animal.

Bryan attacks Orton at that. Blows on Orton, then sends him out over the top. Bryan out and all over Orton. Orton reverses, sending Bryan into the stairs. Bryan’s pink shirt is ripped off him and he’s into the post. Orton removes his own shirt, sends Bryan into the post again. Orton holds Bryan’s face up, pulls him into the post. Pulls him into the post again. Orton set Bryan up, lands him thighs first on the top of the barricade. More punches from Orton on Bryan. Bryan pulled from the timekeepers area, set up on the apron. Brie runs down the ramp. Orton stares her in the eyes, then hits his DDT on Bryan. Brie rushes to Bryan’s side, but Orton’s back and she has to flee. Orton strips the announce table. Brie is yelling at Orton to stop, so he taunts her. Orton pulls Bryan up by his hair and slams him face first onto the table. Brie is begging and crying as Orton climbs up on the table and hits Bryan with an RKO. Brie is yelling at Orton to stop as refs check on Bryan. Orton steps away from Bryan as Brie is still yelling at him. Orton steps away and Brie rushes Bryan Bryan’s side. Orton stretches out his ankle against the apron, then stares back at Bryan and Brie.

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  • Jesse Sherwood

    Welcome to this week’s Raw Watch Party! There’s no 5 Point preview this week because I have made the triumphant return of the Smackdown Breakdown! Go check it out!

    • The Breaker

      That was a mightily effective cheap plug.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Thank you! It just feels good to be able to write with a clear head again Breaker.

        • The Breaker

          Glad to hear you’re in a better state of mind. WNW needs the Breakdown!

  • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

    Hello! I made it back from the girl Scouts event just to watch (and write) RAW! So, are we excited for this RAW? Are we going to break the record tonight?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I’m excited, as we will see the flood of Los Matadores hate tonight, and we get the Rhodes family all in the ring at the same time!

      • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

        I’ll be sharing my feelings for LM through Jesse tonight.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          *Bows* I am your conduit milady.

    • The Breaker

      I’m honestly not sold on Battleground. I didn’t plan on buying it from the outset, but even if I was willing to spend some extra money I’m not sure this PPV would tempt me.

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    Good Evening Kendra and Jesse, I am hoping for a good Raw Tonight. I am looking forward to the return of the Rhodes Family and I would like to see the Shield look good tonight and rebound from last week’s 11 on 3. Heck I would settle for a good Raw that gets us interested in BattleGround

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Same here Navin! The Shield looked great on Smackdown this week, so I hope the momentum keeps rolling for them.

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      Navin! I can’t wait to see what they do with the Rhodes family, though not looking forward to Primo and Epico.

  • Alex Gallardo

    Raw should be good tonight, besides Los Matadores.

  • Robbie

    Hey everyone! Must say, I only found out earlier today that Batteground was this week

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Wow Robbie! What Rock have you been under? Kidding aside, 3 weeks is a quick turnaround for a PPV.

      • Robbie

        It seems only yesterday that it was NoC. Was shocked that it was this week. Don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing

        • Navin T. Ramkissoon

          And it will be another 3 week turnaround till HIAC.

        • The Breaker

          It’s definitely a case of oversaturation in terms of PPVs. Especially with Survior Series right around the corner, most people are probably less inclined to take the plunge on either Battleground or Hell in a Cell.

    • Alex Gallardo

      It is? Wow I’m normally used to looking at the mini tron to find out if a PPV is in less than two weeks.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        They seem to have been getting away from posting the next PPV on the mini trons for the last couple of PPVs. That isn’t a smart move either, as casual fans or new ones have to rely on listening to the announcers to let them know when it is coming up.

        • Robbie

          I only found out it was this week from the Raw Preview posted on here earlier!

        • Alex Gallardo

          They’ve been doing that since after WM 28 I believe. They should really get back to it.

  • Danny Philippi

    Tonight’s Raw can be sum up in three majors developments: 1) What does Triple H have in store for the Rhodes family, 2) Will Orton or Bryan gain momentum towards Battleground, and 3) Is there going to be any announcements about mid-card matches or is the pay-per-view going to just be Bryan/Orton, Del Rio/RVD, and Punk/Ryback? In the words of Bart Scott “CAN’T WAIT!”

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    To be honest I do not know which side I fall on Re: The Los Matadores Debut. I am just going to wait to see how it pans out. If I can bring out the conspiracy theorist in me for a bit, are they doing the Ole Portion of the Los Matadores’ gimmick (or the entire gimmick on the whole) just to try and counter the Ole chants that Sami Zayn still gets?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I think that is a given, and makes me think Zayn’s debut is immanent.

      • Navin T. Ramkissoon

        I hope he at least takes the title off Bo at the NXT Tapings Next Week

  • Alex Gallardo

    I’m hoping the Shield can fight the Rhodes family in a War Games match at Battleground. It makes a lot of sense and would draw considering how long it’s been since a War Games match has happened.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I’d love to see it, but at this point it seems highly unlikely. I’d settle for a tornado elimination tag match.

      • Alex Gallardo

        I know that they’re probably not going to do it. But I can dream, right?

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Right! I think it would be great at Survivor Series as well!

  • Robbie

    Watched Triple H’s ‘Thy Kingdom Come’ earlier and I must say, I really enjoyed it.

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      Good to know. I really need to get it soon.

  • Danny Philippi

    Just a public service announcement, if anyone makes silly comments about WWE’s partnership with the Susan G. Komen Fund and WWE superstars wearing pink, I will be beside myself.

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      I will second that. Thanks for mentioning it, I had forgotten that I should, but you’re right, it should be mentioned ahead of time.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      No hate on the charities will be allowed. Like Susan G. Komen’s policies or hate them, they do a lot of good work in raising cancer awareness.

      • David Jr.

        I give WWE a thumbs up on this.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Honestly, I kind of hoped Cena would make an appearance to talk about the charity again this year.

          • David Jr.

            I wouldn’t be surprised, if they asked him, John Cena would do it.

    • Alex Gallardo

      It’s really a great cause. And who says pink isn’t a manly color?

      • Jesse Sherwood

        If Ziggler can wear it, any man can!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    And we open with CM Punk this week instead of HHH! The Overlords listened to my pleas!

  • Danny Philippi

    Let’s start off Raw with the Second City Saint. I bet he has a lot to say about Ryback and Paul E. Dangerously.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Heyman has really been channeling his Paul E. Dangerously side of late, hasn’t he?

  • The Breaker

    I like Punk’s new shirt.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I do too, but I wish it was in something other than white! Having 2 kids, I can’t keep white shirts clean.

      • The Breaker

        True. I think most of Punk’s shirts are white. At least with Cena you have all the colors of the rainbow!

        • Alex Gallardo

          He has one that is yellow.

          • The Breaker

            Oh yeah, true.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            And yellow makes me looks like I have kidney failure.

          • Justin Mayo

            Nah, you’re just not potty trained yet, that’s all

  • Danny Philippi

    Five minutes into the show and Punk is making dollars where as WWE has no cents.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    BREAKING NEWS: WWE.com just announced that AJ Lee will defend her Diva’s Title against Brie Bella at Battleground.

  • Nostaljack

    NWO shirts. Gotta love it.

    • Alex Gallardo

      NWO is still relevant and drawing in 2013. NWO 4 LIFE!

  • savokes

    it was funny how the rewind tape of last weeks table spot “conveniently” paused right as Punk hit the corner of the table

    • The Breaker

      Interesting. I thought that just happened for me.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Nope, WWE trying to cover Ryback’s botch.

      • savokes

        Nope, happened on my TV as well

  • Danny Philippi

    Long time no see for the GM of Raw aka Eric (Bischoff) Jr.

  • Alex Gallardo

    Well look at that. After I say how WWE hasn’t been putting up a PPV preview on the minitron they put a preview on the minitron.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    You have to love that Punk makes fun of the fact that Maddox doesn’t have music!

    • The Breaker

      I found that pretty hilarious.

  • Nostaljack

    BIG E!!!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      So this is how WWE is going to correct the Ryback mistake!

      • savokes

        I hope to God you’re right Jesse

        • Jesse Sherwood

          I hope so too, as Ryback proved to me last week that he deserves a future endeavor before everyone else on the roster.

          • savokes

            Can’t say that too loudly…readers might come out of the woodwork and accuse this site of totally hating Ryback, haha

          • Jesse Sherwood

            I like Ryback as a concept and a character, I really do! It is the man behind it that I have issues with. He has shown that he worked his butt off to get to this level, and now that he’s here, he feels entitled to whatever he wants.

          • The Breaker

            And he hasn’t shown anything since coming up that makes him worthy of working the top of the card, honestly.

      • Nostaljack

        I’m just glad Big E. is going to have something to chew on.

  • Danny Philippi

    What the hell? Big E. fighting Punk?

  • The Breaker

    I know that Maddox’s character is supposed to be awkward, but it just comes off as if he doesn’t know what he’s supposed to say half the time.

  • Justin Mayo

    Hey guys, sorry I’m late! Traffic between the couch and the door (all 7 feet of it!) was brutal

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Just kick the puppies out of the way!

      • David Jr.

        How many women does he have there? (Jerry Lawler’s spirit is in me sorry)

        • Justin Mayo

          Not enough, sadly :(

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    glad to see that somebody else noticed the lines on Stephanie’s hand besides me haha

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Lol, after you said something, Facebook exploded with pics of it!

    • Justin Mayo

      Still a better actress than Kristen Stewart

      • Jesse Sherwood

        BURN!

  • The Breaker

    I would’ve much preferred Big E as the Heyman Guy over Ryback.

    • Anand Vijayakumar

      Big E can work a match much much better than Rybotch…

      • thepowerserge

        Damn straight. Big E took the GTS like a champ! Can’t say the same about Rybitch. How do you eff up putting a guy through a table?

        • Anand Vijayakumar

          Like what Rybotch did last week on RAW. If the guy cant do a power bomb (like he botched DB last month and dropped him on the floor ringside) or a drop then dont do it. If you end up hurting your opponent for reals it is time to adjust your ways.

          With Sheamus and Cena out with Injuries, the main event card is really dry without faces (Except DB and CM Punk). If this guy ends up hurting one of them, then WWE is really sc****d…

  • Alex Gallardo

    Did anyone else watch the WWE2K14 Universe mode 4.0 preview yet? It only made me MORE excited about the game.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Not yet, but I have it preordered regardless. I want ABA Taker!

    • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

      gotta check it out RIGHT NOW, glad they’re keeping it, it’s been the best mode of the game the last few years

      • Alex Gallardo

        They have added some pretty cool things. It’s worth checking out.

  • Danny Philippi

    Does WWE think Punk wrestling Big E. with no background can help capture viewers before NFL on ESPN? Seriously doubt it with the high octane Saints playing at the home of WrestleMania XXX.

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    when was the last time Maddox was on tv before tonight? like a month?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      About 2 weeks ago in a backstage segment.

      • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

        ahhh, Trip has pretty much destroyed Maddox’s character

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Pretty much. Since HHH is on all of the shows, the GMs are almost nonexistent.

          • David Jr.

            What point are the GMs, if there is not Roster Split anymore.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Honestly, I don’t see a point anymore to having 2 GMs. One would suffice.

          • Navin T. Ramkissoon

            To be fair we do have a GM on TV Right Now in JBL. They won’t acknowledge it though since NXT doesn’t air mainstream

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Yep! And NXT is easily WWE’s best programming right now!

  • Danny Philippi

    Over/under 9.5 mentions of the WWE app before Raw ends tonight.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Over is 2/1.5 odds, under is 10000/1 odds.

  • Justin Mayo

    So…Big E’s been off TV for almost, if not over, 2 months…and his first show back, he gets fed to Punk…Seems legit

  • Danny Philippi

    Tonight’s crowd seems hot so far. Hope this keeps up.

  • Nostaljack

    Big E. just did a job. Sadly, it meant nothing. Dang it!

    • The Breaker

      It was a solid match, but nothing to write home about. Hopefully this doesn’t mean they’ll just feed Big E to all the stars, similarly to the way they’ve used Dolph Ziggler in the past.

  • The Breaker

    Kinda funny that Punk couldn’t get Big E up on his shoulders the first time, but on the second attempt he barely struggled.

  • Danny Philippi

    Bryan/Orton Face to Face. For the thousandth time. Okay.

    • David Jr.

      WWE has a dart board that says, Face to Face, Confrontation, Contract Signing, Debate. and then they throw the dart when they don’t know what to do.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Off topic alert: Ender’s Game looks absolutely amazing, and looks like they have kept really closely to the source material. It’s one of my favorite books of all time, and I am counting the days until the 1st of November to watch it!

    • Justin Mayo

      I’m waiting for Mortal Instruments, to be honest. Nervous how far off-book it’ll be, though.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Mortal Instruments already was in theaters, wasn’t it?

        • Justin Mayo

          Not sure, but with current situations, I don’t exactly have the $ to go to theaters anymore.

    • The Breaker

      Unfortunately I haven’t read it. There are so many sci-fi/fantasy books that I want to get around to! Like The Wheel of Time series.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Trust me, although it is labeled youth Sci-Fi/Fantasy, it has so many nuances that make it easily appeal to any age.

        • The Breaker

          I have no issue with books written for children. I read and enjoy Harry Potter!

          • Justin Mayo

            Now that’s just a universal enjoyment right there, that doesn’t count :-P

  • Jesse Sherwood

    DAH DAH! DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH!

  • Robbie

    Mrs Newman looks lovely tonight

    • Jesse Sherwood

      That blue dress is very stunning on her tonight!

      • Robbie

        She always looks stunning

  • Danny Philippi

    DaDa DaDaDa DaDa DaDaDa. Won’t get out of my head during the upcoming match.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    King is advertising for Xavier!

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    Hey guys WWE.com is reporting that Trish Stratus has finally given birth to her baby boy Maximus

  • Danny Philippi

    Kofi Kingston, the modern day Ahmed Johnson. Lots of potential and no World Championship wins to show for it.

    • Nostaljack

      Ahmed Johnson used to send people to the hospital on a regular basis. Kingston has never done that.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        No, but he was labeled by a pair of former trainers as the single most dangerous star in the locker room. Luckily, only concussions and cuts from him.

  • David Jr.

    Is the JBL and Cole show any good?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      It’s fun, and it gives a nice look at each city that Raw goes to.

  • The Breaker

    Matches like this with absolutely no story kind of bother me, especially when you have a PPV in 6 days.

    • Justin Mayo

      They do, if you REALLY think about it.

      Stars: Kofi Kingston & Fandango
      Plot: The race to see who gets the first clean win.
      Synopsis: (spoiler alert) Kofi finally wins

      All the story WWE logic/creative team really needs, I guess. They could always throw in a “hey, you slept with Summer Rae!” kind of deal, but nope, it’s PG now, can’t have that!

      • The Breaker

        I would like to sit in on that Creative meeting, haha.

        • Justin Mayo

          Makes you wonder where Swagger got his stash from?

          • The Breaker

            You mean Cody?

          • Justin Mayo

            Stash, not stache…but touche, good sir, your comment was quite punny :)

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    pink rope even though it’s still September…what is life

    • Robbie

      October over here!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      It’s a day before. It is fine in my book.

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    Wyatts!!

  • Justin Mayo

    Was this the first clean win between Kofi/Fandango? Or am I just hallucinating?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      It was, I believe.

      • Justin Mayo

        Anything can happen on Raw, folks!

  • David Jr.

    We’re here, that’s the first thing I say when I get to work everyday.

  • The Breaker

    A random post-match attack by the Wyatts is more interesting than a random squash match, IMO.

    • The Breaker

      So he was just taunting him? Mind games, I like it.

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    Is Sister Abigail coming for Kofi?

  • Nostaljack

    Wyatt is AMAZING on the mic!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Bray cutting a promo with Kofi in the ring… This is creepily interesting!

  • Danny Philippi

    Is this leading to Kofi turning satanic? Wish it for his sake.

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    Bray Wyatt’s promos don’t come across as well live, hearing the crowd in the background takes away from it in my opinion

    • Jesse Sherwood

      It can, but the crowd is also one of the most interesting things with Bray, as he gets cheers despite being a total heel.

    • The Breaker

      I think it’s cool how the crowd responds to him. Like when they clap with his entrance music (although I guess that’s not during his promo).

  • Alex Gallardo

    Nice boxers commercial.

  • Robbie

    Ziggles vs Sandow on Battleground Kick-Off

  • Danny Philippi

    Ziggler vs. Sandow at WWE Battleground in the Kickoff Show. Hilarious

  • The Breaker

    So Ziggler and Sandow are left on the preshow? Bull!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    So Ziggler will face Sandow on the Preshow in a totally random match? BAKA!!!

  • Alex Gallardo

    From WHC to the kickoff of Battleground. That’s Ziggler for you.

  • Cubed56

    Is there any reason for a Ziggler/Sandow match

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    Well thats just really….random

  • Robbie

    I really do love that they are involving Brie in this

  • The Breaker

    So Randy’s back to have a chat with the Bellas again… I was hoping they wouldn’t keep doing this. -.-

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Thoughts from Kendra:

    Punk and Big E were not in pink. Why?
    I thought it was obvious that Kofi was going to win after the YoutTube video.

  • Nostaljack

    Orton’s promo was pretty leaden there. Not good.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Almost as if he is already bored with being a heel…

  • Justin Mayo

    Looks like the scooter’s out of batteries. Time to walk to an interview

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    chanting Goldberg at Heyman now?

    • Justin Mayo

      You know, if one were to squint their eyes really tight, then bash their skull into a brick wall a few times, there might be a resemblance?

  • Tim

    Was it me or was randy orton looking at Nikki while talking to Brie

    • AlphaMale

      It’s the titties man. The titties lol

  • Danny Philippi

    Renee Young’s interviews with Paul Heyman are getting a little redundant. But that is coming from a fan of Hulk Hogan saying “You know sometime Mean Gene!?”

    • Alex Gallardo

      You known *something* Mean Gene. I had to correct that mostly because I’m a Hogan mark.

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    Ole!

    • Nostaljack

      Arn was better.

  • Nostaljack

    LOS MATADORES!!!!

  • Robbie

    Trish Stratus has given birth to her son Maximus!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Max Stratus, welcome to the world!

      • Justin Mayo

        Max Stratusfaction, guaranteed!

    • thepowerserge

      And I completely agree with JBL. That kid needs to learn to fight.

  • David Jr.

    This may sound weird, but I miss when Paul Heyman use to wear a ball cap.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    OLE!

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    There’s a matador getting hit in the crotch! Jesse you can stop watching now.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Yep!

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    Here they come

  • The Breaker

    Heyman just sold me on whatever he’s got planned later. But anything that involves him is appointment viewing anyway.

  • Alex Gallardo

    OH GOD. I’m not looking forward to the next segment.

  • David Jr.

    This brings back such fond memories. It reminds me when Tito Santana became the Legend known as EL Matador.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      And Justin Credible as Aldo Montoya!

      • Nostaljack

        Gobble-de-gooker!

        • Jesse Sherwood

          And Terry Taylor as the Red Rooster!

          • thepowerserge

            Max Moon!

          • Jesse Sherwood

            And let’s not forget Bastion Booger!

    • Justin Mayo

      But for every UP, there has to be a DOWN. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…MANTAUR!

  • Robbie

    Just realised..with Ziggles in the Kick-Off, we can rule him out of the Rhodes/Shield match can’t we?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      And going for the US Title in a justified rematch from Smackdown this week.

    • thepowerserge

      How about adding Ted Jr. since he’s already included in a picture of the “Rhodes Family” online? I believe it said you don’t have to be blood to be Rhodes.

  • Cubed56

    Brie will turn on DB and align with Orton at some point, would only make sense and could be something to save this storyline.

  • Danny Philippi

    Let us guess who jobs to the Los Matadores.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      3MB

      • Robbie

        Boom!

        • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

          dang!

      • Justin Mayo

        good call!

        • Jesse Sherwood

          They are the only real heel tag team other than Real Americans.

    • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

      Gabriel & Ryder

  • Scooter

    Had a really random thought……..Daniel Bryan vs The Great Muta would be a really cool match. Muta can still go in the ring!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Hear hear!

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    WWE App Update: The Shield – “Triple H didn’t put us under the bus, we stopped the bus.”

  • Nostaljack

    3MB’s in the ring. OLE!

  • Alex Gallardo

    Well as you guys predicted. It’s 3MB that’s jobbing.

  • Alex Gallardo

    They just look worse in person. GET OVER THE 80S VINCE.

  • Robbie

    What the…

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    ……wut

  • The Breaker

    I knew they’d have a bull!!!!!!!!!! XD

  • Nostaljack

    Um…

  • Alex Gallardo

    This is awful and they haven’t even wrestled yet.

  • Danny Philippi

    Laughing my ass off moment of the decade.

  • http://tbrickert.wordpress.com/ TB rickert

    Oh lord!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    OH MY GOD…. THAT”S HORNSWOGGLE AS THE BULL!!!

    • Nostaljack

      Was it?

      • Jesse Sherwood

        I heard him talk!

        • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

          it definitely sounds like him

        • Cubed56

          It’s not Dylan, he can’t jump and land on his feet like that cause his condition with his legs.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            His condition with his legs? Maybe I missed that one, but can you explain further?

          • Cubed56

            Dylan, aka hornswoggle is vertically challenged as we all know. His gf went to college with me, so I was able to hang out with him quite a few times. Anyways, his hips aren’t fully developed which doesn’t allow him to do stuff like that

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Ok, thanks! I figured it had to be his hips, but I didn’t know if he had lengthening surgeries that made his bones more brittle.

    • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

      it looked too tall to be him

    • Navin T. Ramkissoon

      Actually its Mascaritas Dorado (not too sure about the spelling) a mini Mexican Guy they signed a while a back

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Ok, I stand corrected!

        • Navin T. Ramkissoon

          Its Mascarita Dorada. Thats the proper spelling of his name

  • Scooter

    What the hell am I watching here????

  • Justin Mayo

    Well…This is awkward…

  • Cubed56

    Welcome back primo and epico, congrats your gimmick already failed.

  • The Breaker

    So.. is this worse than the “snake charmer” act during the Santino match on SD?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      It’s on par with that awful crap!

    • Robbie

      That was terrible! Khali didn’t know when to stop

  • Alex Gallardo

    I’m just going to put in my headphones, listen to some music, and pretend this match isn’t happening.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Primo, Epico, I have lost all respect for you.

    • The Breaker

      I don’t know how they ever thought they could get this crap over.

    • Nostaljack

      It’s not their fault. Blame the office.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        I know, but they could have said no. I would have taken a release over that gimmick.

      • Alain Alfred Corpuz

        Are the dude who’s always on the crowd every week with a camo shirt?

  • The Breaker

    I bet the bull wrestles on Saturday Morning Slam.

  • Nostaljack

    “Boring” chants. Not good at all.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      But perfectly warranted for once.

  • Robbie

    There’s the BORING chant and the bull is nodding to it…

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    pretty good in-ring work, but 3MB makes it pretty uninteresting

    • Alex Gallardo

      I couldn’t care less about their ring work when they have a gimmick like this.

  • Danny Philippi

    You know the statement I said about the hot crowd. Now the crowd has been sedated.

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    Cole really just said Diago…

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    nice finisher

    • Justin Mayo

      Not nice enough to save their gimmick

  • Nostaljack

    That music is atrocious!

  • Scottyo614

    Turn em heel lol

    • Nostaljack

      Turn ‘em loose.

      • Scottyo614

        I almost turned my tv

  • Robbie

    Quoting The Rock…”What in the blue hell was that?!”

    • Jesse Sherwood

      “Not even a flaming monkey crap called Mankind is that bad!”

      • David Jr.

        I don’t know if I can mention another wrestling site on here. But there is a future induction, for people know what site I’m talking about.

        • Justin Mayo

          Without giving sites or spoilers, is it 100% confirmed? Or is it still in discussion?

          • David Jr.

            No, I’m just making a prediction. That has RD written all over it.

          • Justin Mayo

            Well now I feel young, not recognizing the RD initials right away :(

          • David Jr.

            RD Reynolds runs a site called Wrestlecrap. It looks at the worst in pro wrestling.

          • Justin Mayo

            Ah, ok, thought I was forgetting a legend. Thanks man! I’ll check it out later tonight if I remember. Sort of a wrestling satire, is it?

          • David Jr.

            Yes, you could say that.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          That deserves a WrestleCrap video!

          • David Jr.

            Yes it does.

    • Anand Vijayakumar

      Quoting Micheal Cole – The WWE Fans loving this during the debut of the Matadores…

      Are you kidding me?? the crowd was almost asleep :D

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    Is Tito Santana really smiling JBL?

  • http://tbrickert.wordpress.com/ TB rickert

    After that gimmick I suddenly have a craving for veal.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      After that, I suddenly feel embarrassed to be a WWE fan.

      • Justin Mayo

        After that, I STILL can’t believe it’s not butter!

      • http://tbrickert.wordpress.com/ TB rickert

        It was memorable, for the wrong reasons.

    • thepowerserge

      For a minute, I thought they were re-debuting Sin Botcha.

  • Robbie

    The Bull vs Hornswoggle vs Mini Boogeyman vs Mini Undertaker in a Flag on a Mini Pole Punjabi Prison Match

    • Justin Mayo

      in a MINI punjabi prison match! a milk crate within a refrigerator box!

      • thepowerserge

        How about resurrecting the Kennel from Hell match? It’d be perfect for the little guys.

  • Danny Philippi

    Now they go to the Family Summit. After what happened, I need to go to a Beer Summit on the Rockies.

  • BlazeKing

    Aww lighten up people…

    • Nostaljack

      I’ll give it more of a chance but, dag, that was an inauspicious debut.

      • BlazeKing

        It definitely felt like they were still working the kinks out.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Blaze, I didn’t mind the ring work, but the gimmick was the worst parts of what everyone expected.

      • BlazeKing

        At least they’ll be a little more entertaining than they were before imo. They got lost in the shuffle as a generic heel tag team. Now all that’s left for them to do is pick up that ball, hop in a car, and drive until the tank is on E.

  • David Jr.

    On the los Matdores. They should debut a cousin for Diego, a new diva named Dora.

    • thepowerserge

      Who owns a pet fox.

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    WWE App Update: Alicia Fox will be in action tonight

    • Nostaljack

      OH goodie!

  • Robbie

    Seriously since when was Steph the owner? Is Vince dead?

  • Alex Gallardo

    This segment should hopefully clean all of that previous mess up.

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    Premium is already great enough as it is, worth every penny.

  • Danny Philippi

    Behold the King, The King of Kings. On your knees start begging. Awesome to hear this theme.

    • Justin Mayo

      On your knees, dog*

      Sorry, didn’t mean to seem like a troll! But I definitely agree, that fits his heel persona much better than The Game ever could

      • David Jr.

        Also, who’s playing the Game anymore?

        • Justin Mayo

          You…I see what you did there…but just remember, there will come a time when YOU, yes you, will lose the game in spectacular style, David Jr.

  • The Breaker

    Triple H, you call Los Matadores “best for business”?

    • Justin Mayo

      or even “acceptable” for business?

  • Nostaljack

    This “Watch Party” wasn’t complete without someone complaining about “premium” stuff. Glad it’s been included. Now, it feels like home.

    • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

      Thanks, we are trying.

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    I mentioned this earlier but I will just say it once again before it gets lost in the hustle. WWE.com is reporting that Trish gave birth to her baby boy Max today

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    I think Los Matadores is just a shot at the IWC members asking for more Ring Of Honor type wrestling in WWE.

    • BlazeKing

      You mean Chikara?

    • Alex Gallardo

      WWE shouldn’t be doing anything to get the IWC angry. They need to appeal to the main audience.

    • Navin T. Ramkissoon

      I think its their way of trying to quell the Ole Chants that Sami Zayn gets

  • Justin Mayo

    As bad as he looks, I gotta say it’s still good to still see Dusty from time to time

  • Danny Philippi

    Goldust with the makeup makes this angle a storyline and not a legit backstage feud. So hush.

    • Cubed56

      It would be better if they made it feel more personal

  • Cubed56

    Again why is Dustin in his face paint?

    • The Breaker

      Vince won’t let him on TV without it because he thinks no one will recognize him.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        And that is thanks to a segment a couple of years ago where they didn’t recognize him.

  • Robbie

    “Choose which one of your jobs get their sons back!”

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Cole fails again!

    • Justin Mayo

      I choose whichever one isn’t Meg

    • thepowerserge

      Figured that’s what he said. Cole will never, and I mean NEVER be the true “voice of the WWE.” That spot is forever taken by both Gorilla Monsoon and J.R.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    From Kendra about Los Matadores:
    That was the biggest clusterfluffle I’ve seen from the WWE in years. That makes Husky Harris, Michael McGillicutty, and Skip Sheffield look absolutely inspired!
    That caused physical pain it was so bad.

  • jdl

    Hey, would you look at that, I called the deal. :P

  • Alex Gallardo

    So I guess it’s similar to what I predicted. I guess Dusty isn’t up for one more match.

    • The Breaker

      Stephanie just teased that he might have one!

      • Alex Gallardo

        I see someone perhaps attacking him during the match with Cody and Goldust against the Shield.

        • The Breaker

          Ambrose could be present at ringside!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Um, They aren’t premium content as far as I know.

  • BlazeKing

    “I’ll be ya Huckleberry all night long”

    Completely lost it!!!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I did too!

      • Daman

        Means “I’m the man you’re looking for”

  • savokes

    hahaha, pulled out a line from “Tombstone”

  • Tim

    The shield attacks the Rhodes. What was the predictability talk from punk earlier

  • David Jr.

    When Dusty put his hand to Stephanie McMahon’s face, do you think her lines were on Dusty’s hand this week, instead of her own?

    • Justin Mayo

      Jesse, allow me to award one David Jr. with the award for Greatest Comment Thus Far?

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Granted!

        • David Jr.

          Thank you.

      • 31Forever

        David Jr. wins THIS!!

        • Justin Mayo

          Oh wow! It’s a brand new, state of the art pad of…sticky notes…well, that plummeted quickly.

          • David Jr.

            It will be my most prized possesion. A story I can tell my grandchildren.

          • Justin Mayo

            “And remember kids- if the WNW writers offer you anything as a prize, just laugh and walk away”

          • David Jr.

            Do you think RG III willl still be running, WNW or my grandkids have no idea what I’m talking about.

          • Justin Mayo

            “Ya wanna know how I got these scars?”
            -25 minutes later-
            “And that, kids, is how I met your mother!”

          • 31Forever

            “- 25 minutes later -”

            Or nine and a half seasons…..

          • Justin Mayo

            it was a holiday episode, darnit! Ted was dressed as Santa Joker!

          • 31Forever

            No, I was referencing the show, “How I Met Y…..

            Oh, forget it.

          • Justin Mayo

            I know, which is why I said Ted lol i’ve seen up to season 6, then my netflix account ran out >_<

          • 31Forever

            Really? Crap.

            I thought it was an obscure DiBiase bit that I had either forgotten or never seen……

    • 31Forever

      Where’s the “like” button?

    • Justin Mayo

      David, cherish this award, it’s not given lightly.

      • David Jr.

        It’s the greatest day in my life.

  • Gesus Oliver

    Hey everyone, Sorry I’m late. What’d I miss?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      *Gesus asks as he looks down from the top of the Forklift for the Gesus on a forklift match between Robbie and Mayo with Alex G as special ref.

      • Robbie

        I need the bull

    • David Jr.

      THE GREATEST DEBUT IN WWE HISTORY, LOS MATADORES. IT WAS KANE AND CHRIS JERICHO ROLLED INTO 1 MILLION. AND THEY HAD A MINI BULL.

    • Justin Mayo

      Stephanie had a baby with a 3 foot nose, Khali took a returning Jillian Hall (growth and all) on a candlelit dinner, and Mae Young is the new Diva’s Champion.

      • Gesus Oliver

        Can’t believe I missed it!

        • Justin Mayo

          Plus they announced this ep will be 24 hours long, so we’ll be good til 5pm tomorrow pacific time

    • Robbie

      Sorry ain’t good enough. Get going.

  • 31Forever

    All right, if we’re gonna have Dustin working for the time being in the WWE, can we PLEASE get rid of the ridiculous makeup? Didn’t like it then, and that’s just getting reinforced on a weekly basis.

    Jesse Sherwood: since you seem to be WNW staff, can you have Richard get on the phone with Stamford?

    #kthanksbye

  • savokes

    Unless theres some big swerve, isn’t this match very very predictable? Could WWE really not afford to lose a good young talent like Rhodes?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I see this going on until Survivor Series, with a couple of other talent getting “Released” in the mean time. And at SS, it becomes a winner take all SS match.

      • savokes

        like a Miz, Ziggler, or anyone else right now that HHH just doesnt like?

        • Jesse Sherwood

          I’m calling Miz as a guaranteed one. As for the other two slots, Big Show and Ziggler.

  • Danny Philippi

    My dad, who is 53, just walked into my room, saw the Shield beating down the Rhodes family and said “WWE has changed”. LOL.

  • Cubed56

    Goldust turns on Cody, joining the corporation, ensuring himself a job, leading to Cody Goldust feud. Just throwing that out there for thought.

    • The Breaker

      But if he were to become corporate, he’d have to lose the face paint!

      • Cubed56

        So, he can just be Dustin runnels

        • The Breaker

          Yep, and it would be symbolic of how he “sold out” to the corporation.

  • Robbie

    What happened after Dusty brought the chair in the ring? My TV cut out.

    • Kanewty

      Shield beat them up & Cody took the power bomb

    • BlazeKing

      Satellite TV?

      • Robbie

        Yup. It’s back working again now

        • BlazeKing

          You have Dish or Directv (assuming you’re in U.S.)?

          • Robbie

            In England

          • Robbie

            And dish

          • BlazeKing

            Don’t know if this may work for you:

            Some sat providers use different wavelengths for SD & HD feeds. Sometimes you can switch to the SD feed if the HD cuts out. Directv operates most HD at higher wavelentghs so they can get cut more easily by a good shower.

            Edit: Saw you said you have Dish. You might have this tech if you have a newer sat dish and receiver.

  • http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/ Kendra Bunyon

    Personal attacks are not welcome here and will not be tolerated – by anyone, about anyone. I’m in charge of running these OTPs and moderating what happens here. I will not put up with any attacks here. This is your one and final warning.

    • Alex Gallardo

      The smarks would have to come out at least one time.

    • Robbie

      Dude, seriously what is your problem?

      • David Jr.

        He doesn’t think Richard should make a living. Obviously Richard should just work as hard as he does for free.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          And he has been taken care of. Let’s move along.

        • Justin Mayo

          Hey, someone’s gotta be out there and pick those money trees, right? I’ll take the job!

    • Justin Mayo

      What’s a “turth”? Is it some kind of sith lord turtle?

    • Alex Gallardo

      You shouldn’t have said that….

      • Justin Mayo

        TELL ME…he didn’t just say that??!! -crazy eyes-

  • The Breaker

    JBL is the biggest R-Truth mark out there.

  • Nostaljack

    Oh look. Boring, Jr. is on his way to the ring now.

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    Did Mitchell Cole really just hype Modern Family?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      And JBL wishes he was on it…

    • Alex Gallardo

      Did you just call him Mitchell?

  • diddy

    they should have just put them under masks so nobody would know who they where so when they got deported back to spain they could just say they where trying them out.

  • Nostaljack

    Worthless title. It’s rarely actually defended and it’s holder is jobbed out on a regular basis.

  • The Breaker

    So I guess R-Truth gets an IC Title shot?

    • Navin T. Ramkissoon

      He is the poster boy for HIAC I wonder if he will be IC Champ by then?

      • The Breaker

        I hope it happens, because Axel has done nothing with it.

  • Danny Philippi

    R-Truth wins and now will face Axel for the IC title this Friday on Smackdown if I follow WWE booking logic. Ah shucks I should know, WWE is insane in the membrane.

    • Justin Mayo

      WWE booking follows logic? since when?!

  • Robbie

    Trish is a former Divas Champ now? Cole is having a shocker tonight

    • BlazeKing

      Women’s Championship was unified with the Divas title. He’s right in Trish being a former Divas champ.

    • Alain Alfred Corpuz

      Cole is too busy promoting the WWE APP

    • thepowerserge

      Trish should never be attached, or even remotely mentioned in the same sentence as that flaming piece of garbage title. As much as I love AJ, I wish it was the true title: the WOMEN’S Championship!

  • Alex Gallardo

    Congratulations Trish. She’s my favorite WWE diva with her 2004-2005 heel run being my favorite part of her career.

  • The Breaker

    Trish named her baby Maximus? What’s with the crazy baby names these days?

    • BlazeKing

      Well, he’ll have “Max” as a nickname so it’s not bad at all.
      Of course he’ll grow up to be a wrestler with a finisher called “Max Stratusfaction”!

      • Justin Mayo

        Hey, I already trademarked that catchphrase! Will you be paying your $200 via cash or money order?

        • BlazeKing

          Trish trademarked it, not me!

          • Justin Mayo

            I’m watching you… -suspicious glare-

      • The Breaker

        Max Stratus. Kinda rolls off the tongue.

  • Tim

    What does it say on Stephan hand

  • Tim

    Alicia fox. Is this the week for her to be a heel

    • Nostaljack

      I love looking at her incredibly bad weave.

  • The Breaker

    Not sure how I feel about the possible involvement of Brie into the main event storyline with Bryan. Though, Orton’s creepy taunting backstage does fit in well with his psychotic persona.

  • Danny Philippi

    AJ with Tamina is like HBK with Diesel .. . if Diesel had a leg to stand on.

    • Nostaljack

      …and if Tamina had a personality

  • David Jr.

    So it seemed like they were heading to a Natalya vs. AJ Lee feud. and then boom AJ Lee vs. Brie Bella is thrown in there. So is Natalya hurt?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Not as far as I know, but it is revolving around AJ going through the entire Total Diva’s roster, so I see Nattie as her “Final Boss” and losing the title then.

  • The Breaker

    If WWE wants the crowd to start reacting to Brie, they should have Bryan come out and stand ringside during her matches while leading the crowd in YES chants.

  • savokes

    That was a weird little cat fight there……….between JBL and Cole

  • Gesus Oliver

    30 minutes later I think I have my internet issues fixed.

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    did anybody else’s TV just cut to black?

  • The Breaker

    Heyman suggesting Ryback go get something to eat — hilarious.

    • Justin Mayo

      Which production guy is at the table this week?

      • The Breaker

        You think they’d just put the buffet in Ryback’s locker room or something so that no one gets beat up.

        • Justin Mayo

          Nah, that involves deductive reasoning and logic! That’ll never happen

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    are they doing a gay angle…..

    • Justin Mayo

      youuuuuuuuuuuuuu looooooooook sooooooooooooooooooo……good to me!

      • Gesus Oliver

        Rico returns!

        • Justin Mayo

          YES! YES! YES! YES…..I mean NO! NO! NO! NO!

          • Gesus Oliver

            We both know you mean Yes! Yes! Yes!

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    oh my god….

  • savokes

    WHAAAAAAAT??

  • The Breaker

    We’re getting a proposal tonight!

    • Nostaljack

      Oh, joy

  • Gesus Oliver

    It’s a shame that Axel is turning into such a joke. I really like his gimmick and feel like he would be over if they gave him a run wit that title. The lack of mid card titles prestige is hurting all kinds of talent.

  • Alex Gallardo

    Paul Heyman and Ryback are the first gay couple in WWE. How sweet. I thought Billy and Chuck were better though.

    • Gesus Oliver

      YO YO YO Heyman, I’ll let you finish but Billy and Chuck did it better!

      • Alex Gallardo

        Besides the ending. It was pretty unique. Too bad it was only done for the attention WWE would get.

        • Gesus Oliver

          Didn’t they get to fight Hogan and Edge? Anytime a tag team gets you a chance in the ring with Hogan with a title on the line is pretty special.

          • Alex Gallardo

            Of course anytime someone gets to fight Hogan it means something. They also won a match at WM 18.

          • Gesus Oliver

            Anytime*

            TNA not included

          • Alex Gallardo

            Orlando Jordan never fought Hogan in TNA. But that bisexual angle they did was AWFUL.

          • Gesus Oliver

            I thought it was great. A quality what not to do wrestling guide.

          • Alex Gallardo

            Exactly. As a gay person I was embarrassed at how it represented gay people. Billy and Chuck weren’t that crazy.

          • Gesus Oliver

            It really makes me happy they aren’t doing anything with Darren Young as stupid as that. Sexual preference should just about never be used to push a storyline or define a gimmick. on the other hand Goldust is back!

          • Alex Gallardo

            I would have to say that I question Darren and PTP’s push, but at least they aren’t going overboard with him.

          • Gesus Oliver

            I think you understand the why behind the push. I think it’s great to capitalize on the media attention but not making itself a storyline.

          • Alex Gallardo

            Yeah, but gay people should be equal to straight people. Nothing should have changed for Darren.

          • Gesus Oliver

            That’s a fun conversation topic we should talk about on facebook sometime.

          • Alex Gallardo

            Good idea.

          • Justin Mayo

            Gesus, add me to it somehow, even if I won’t be able to message back until later maybe- i have some things to say about this subject too, not best for here.

          • Gesus Oliver

            That coolio Alex?

          • Alex Gallardo

            I have no problem with it.

          • Justin Mayo

            All I’ll say here is it revolves something I was told by someone who might be a former friend of mine, and it’s made me think a lot.

          • Alex Gallardo

            Well I can’t wait to hear it.

          • Alex Gallardo

            One more thing. How are we supposed to do a three person chat on Facebook?

          • Robbie

            Go on Gesus then click on add ‘Add more friends to chat’. I’d like to join in also

          • Alex Gallardo

            Ah. I will do that.

          • Justin Mayo

            I added you on fb I think so it should hopefully work

          • Alex Gallardo

            It does.

          • Gesus Oliver

            no brits. Sorry

          • Robbie

            Dat not nice

          • David Jr.

            Yes they did, Hogan and Edge won the Tag Team Championship from Billy and Chuck.

  • David Jr.

    “It doesn’t matter if it’s 50 years, 16 months or 3 minutes”

  • savokes

    “WATER WORKS” “WATER WORKS” “WATER WORKS”

  • Cubed56

    hes gonna ask him to officially be a heyman guy, and perhaps turns on axel, allowing axel to align with punk, turning him face, and god knows axel could use it, cause he certainly isn’t going anywhere with heyman

  • Nostaljack

    Triple H is just amazing.

  • BlazeKing

    Every time I see Big Show and HHH together now, all I can think about is Napalm. (Gotta watch the DVD for that reference!)

    • Gesus Oliver

      the new HHH dvd?

      • BlazeKing

        Yep.

        • Gesus Oliver

          hmm I must have missed something… That was a darn good dvd. I tried to hate it not being a HHH fan but really enjoyed it.

          • BlazeKing

            It’s in the extras I think.

  • The Breaker

    As much as we give Big Show crap for crying, he really has done a decent job at acting.

  • BrooksOglesby

    I’m never really interested in Big Show feuds/matches, but the dude can act, especially by wrestler standards.

    • Anand Vijayakumar

      Team Triple H Vs Team Big Show – Survivor Series…

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Show is at his breaking point and is either get fired or quit, and it looks like it will be tonight!

    • savokes

      works into your SS “Winner take all” match…I see what you did there! That’s why your staff, and we’re not

      • savokes

        I hate myself…..*you’re

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Well, I do like working the Creative side and seeing if I can line it up with what it looks like they are going to do.

  • Gesus Oliver

    Big Show is Derp level angry.

  • Cubed56

    20 bucks says big show ends up crying and ends up knocking someone else out

  • Justin Mayo

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand time for Ryder to job again

    • savokes

      At least he gets his show bonus, WOO WOO WOO!

      • Justin Mayo

        YOU KNOW IT

        • Jesse Sherwood

          OH RADIO, TELL ME EVERY THING YOU KNOW!

          • Justin Mayo

            I like to sing with the radio! I like to play it real loud!

          • Jesse Sherwood

            I like to drive with the top down, Rollin like thunder always drawin a crowd!

          • Justin Mayo

            Every babe’s gonna want a piece of meeeeeeee, yeah!

          • Jesse Sherwood

            I stare into the mirror, I like the things I see!

          • thepowerserge

            Take care! Spike your hair! WWWYKI!

  • Seth Iser

    Here comes Del Rio and the crowd goes completely…mild.

    • Nostaljack

      LOL!

  • The Breaker

    I’ll take the Internet Champion over the World Heavyweight Champion any day.

    • Anand Vijayakumar

      Give the WHC title to someone, anyone please……

      Even Zack Ryder will make a better WHC than Alberto Del Boring…

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    Hopefully this leads to Big Show in a match at Battleground

  • Scooter

    If Show does it I swear to God Im gonna cheer to the heavens from the comfort of my living room!!!!!!

  • Gesus Oliver

    Have they announced any matches tonight? Is it still just WWE title and WHC title?

    • David Jr.

      Brie Bella vs. AJ Lee.

    • Justin Mayo

      Punk v Ryback is official, and I think AJ has a match too

      • Gesus Oliver

        wow…so it’ll be lame..

        • David Jr.

          this show could get TNA buys.

        • Justin Mayo

          except for Shield vs Rhodes and Bryan vs Orton (as long as bryan moves on after) then yep, it will

    • The Breaker

      The Rhodes bros. vs Rollins & Reigns.

    • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

      Ziggler vs. Sandow on Kickoff

  • Nostaljack

    Tell the truth…are any of you watching this?

    • Gesus Oliver

      Nope!

    • Alex Gallardo

      I couldn’t care less about the WHC or Zack Ryder so not really.

    • Justin Mayo

      I’m watching the comments feed >_>

    • savokes

      flipping between MNF…especially when I saw Del Rio coming out for his entrance…flipped it right to MNF

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I am, but I was dealing with some site business.

  • Robbie

    As soon as Ryder hits that boot in the corner, he always ends up losing straight after

    • Justin Mayo

      The Terror of the Quads Part 2: Ryder’s Next

  • The Breaker

    I thought since Del Rio used the superkick to finish his match on SD that he would use it again… whatever though. Having one interesting move is too little too late for him anyway.

    • Justin Mayo

      So you’re telling me that his new finisher is a superkick? Yeah, like THAT’ll ever be a famous move.

      Cue the trolls who don’t understand sarcasm in 5,4,3…

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    WWE App Update: Ziggler & Usos vs. The Shield tonight

    • The Breaker

      Not too exciting, but it should be some good action regardless.

  • Seth Iser

    I know I’ve said it before…but I’ll say it again…but Del Rio just legitimately comes across as a guy who has all the tools one could ever ask for in the ring but it never translates at least to the American audience for a multitude of reasons. Some of it is him…some of it is never working in the States(to my recollection) until FCW and then WWE but at best right now…I think they need to figure out something with whatever’s going on with him pronto because he’s just there.

    • The Breaker

      It seems like he hardly ever gives it his all out there. That’s a huge part of his problem.

  • Robbie

    TWERK

  • David Jr.

    So Dusty will lose his job? I swore, Jesse said earlier that JBL is now the GM of NXT, so what job is he losing?

    • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

      they mentioned earlier that he’s a trainer at the performance center.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      He still is the Head of Talent Development at the NXT Performance Center.

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    this is gonna be hard to watch…

  • Justin Mayo

    “Do you, Heyman, take Cryback to be your lawfully wedded gorilla?”

  • Gesus Oliver

    Don’t get me wrong Dusty Rhodes is one of my favorites of all time. I will never forget meetting him back in February and watching the pride he has when talking about his boys but him being back on tv pisses me off for one simple fact. That fact is his theme song will be stuck in my head at work for easily6 months,

    • Justin Mayo

      It randomly pops into my head at the worst times too!

      • Gesus Oliver

        for me I’m stuck in a semi trailer for all hours of the night alone. when it gets stuck in my head the cowbell is enough to drive you nuts! but it’s fun to work to lol

        • David Jr.

          He’s just a common man.

    • The Breaker

      It’s the perfect song to wake up to in the morning.

  • Alex Gallardo

    I think Ryback is hot, but I DON’T want to see a live sex celebration between these two.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Wow… I didn’t need that image!

      • Alex Gallardo

        Give me Ambrose and Rolins, Cena and Orton, or DB and CM Punk, but not that.

  • The Breaker

    I can see the love in Heyman’s eyes!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Get a room Chant!

    • The Breaker

      I was wondering what they were saying.

  • Seth Iser

    All I can say is Heyman is just on fire as a performer ever since he’s come back. Just everytime I see Ryback on my screen I’d rather make fart noises…

  • The Breaker

    “Ryback, I want to make an honest man out of you” XD

    • Justin Mayo

      Funniest line of the night!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Paul, you have a wife and kids!!!

  • Nostaljack

    Hey an cracked!

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Heyman is a genius! This segment got more than a big enough reaction from all sides of the aisle!

  • Gesus Oliver

    Not sure if even Heyman’s brilliance can really awkward segment….

  • Cubed56

    told you all!!!

  • Alex Gallardo

    Move over Darren Young. It’s Paul Heyman and Ryback’s turn to be the gay faces of WWE.

  • The Breaker

    I thought he already was a Heyman Guy! So I guess he’s cheating on Axel!

  • Hayden Tyler

    so whats going on

  • Cubed56

    there was no way in hell wwe was doing an “alternative lifestyle” angle. it would have been wrong and in very bad taste. it was too obvious he was gonna ask him to be a heyman guy

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Apparently, JBL’s or the whole announce team’s headsets have died!

    • Gesus Oliver

      dammit AJ!

      • The Breaker

        Natalya can prove it!

  • savokes

    Wow! I was totally had, i’ll admit it

  • Justin Mayo

    Sorry in advance for my french, but HOLY SHIT that suckered me in! I thought he actually got hurt or something along those lines! Very well done

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Well, that shows just how much of a Heyman Guy Axel is now! Bye Bye Axel!

    • The Breaker

      Seems like he’s been dumped!

  • The Breaker

    It was great how Punk suckered them in. The timing was right on.

  • Cubed56

    and this is the beginning of axel turning on heyman

  • Alex Gallardo

    I thought that was legit at first. Now let’s see if they keep up the Paul and Ryback angle up.

  • Gesus Oliver

    So angry he stays in an office!

  • savokes

    Was Punk just doing the “Feed Me More” chant?! haha

    • The Breaker

      Yep, haha

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Heyman is the only reason this whole Ryback angle even remotely works.

    • The Breaker

      Agreed. To me, Heyman is the MVP of 2013.

    • thepowerserge

      The whole “proposal” kind of had a Billy & Chuck vibe to it…or am I alone in that thought?

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Nope, a lot of people had that same idea!

  • David Jr.

    This time CM Punk wore his Pink.

  • Robbie

    Was I the only one who knew it was to bring Heyman closer?

    • David Jr.

      No I assumed it to.

  • Scooter

    TAKE NOTES GUYS IN THE BACK!!!!! THATS HOW YOU SELL!!!!!!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Sierra
    Hotel
    India
    Echo
    Lima
    Delta
    SHIELD!

    • savokes

      There ya go Jesse!!

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Well, I had to do it since we didn’t get to hear it tonight!

        • David Jr.

          What does Sierra, Hotel, India, Echo, Lima, Delta mean?

          • savokes

            take the first letter from each word, what does it spell?

          • David Jr.

            Oh I always thought Shield stood for Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.

          • The Breaker

            It’s The Shield, not S.H.I.E.L.D. !

            Did you see the new series?

          • David Jr.

            Yes, that’s why I said What does Sierra, Hotel, India, Echo, Lima, Delta means. because Maria Hill asks what does Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division mean.

          • The Breaker

            Ah, of course. I didn’t catch that at first.

          • David Jr.

            I wanted somebody to reply, it means somebody really wanted to spell Shield.

          • The Breaker

            It’s Shield spelled out in the NATO phonetic.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            That is the Military Phonetic alphabet so that when you are communicating via radio, you can spell out initials or a license plate without worrying if you heard B or D as a different letter.

          • David Jr.

            I was making an Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. joke.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Ah, I haven’t got to watch it yet! Thanks!

          • David Jr.

            Then I won’t spoil it anymore for you.

  • Scott Davies

    We got CM Trolled lol

    • Jesse Sherwood

      That’s a win, good sir!

  • Robbie

    Anyone think Show will turn heel for the thousandth time this year?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Nope, I see him getting fired and joining Team Rhodes in Survivor Series!

      • savokes

        could they forgive Show though for punching out their father?

        • Jesse Sherwood

          I think they could, simply because Show took the lesser of two evils. He knew he could control the hit to keep Dusty from being hurt too bad. Would you rather take that punch or a Shield Triple Bomb?

          • Seth Iser

            Even more so since the Shield are literally being paid and enjoy kicking people’s asses at this point so it’d obviously hurt more to take that. Heh.

  • Seth Iser

    Give me more Uso matches on television. I’d even say give them an occasional little segment to show off their personality and then they’ll be over like gangbusters. It also means more attention from me because I’ll be watching more throughly.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      The Usos are really talented and need some more exposure, and with the sudden re-emphasis on the Tag Division, I could see that happening!

      • Seth Iser

        They’re always so much fun to see perform bell to bell. They have the act of being a babyface tag team including the hot tag down to a T in terms of building excitement. Plus both of them can sell so its either or on that. They just need more TV time.

  • Seth Iser

    Love watching Dean and his mannerisims but don’t headbutt a Samoan! Remember when Taker headbutted the Uso’s father Rikishi in the 01 Rumble and that was his undoing?

    There I go remembering silly unwritten wrestling rules again…

  • Luke Jobson

    Interesting how a Ryder match lasted more than 4 minutes for once, just a clothesline over 4 minutes but over 4 minutes. Either ADR is going to lose the WHC at battleground OR Ryder may have gone from no TV to the WWE jobber

    • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

      ….he was also in the main event last week

      • Jesse Sherwood

        And on Smackdown against Bray Wyatt!

  • The Breaker

    The crowd is really behind Ziggler.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Ziggler is over like Rover, but he made a huge mistake making public comments on Orton. I thought it was known you don’t cross the Viper!

      • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

        tell that to Ken Anderson

        • savokes

          MIIIISSSTEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

          • Seth Iser

            UNEMPLOYED!

            ….

            UNEMPLOYED!

            Not as catchy but hell its truthful.

          • The Breaker

            I expect him back in TNA at some point.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Sadly, Anderson dug his own grave to a point. But I also think that he wasn’t a true fit for the WWE Machine either.

      • The Breaker

        Yeah, not sure what went through his head.

  • The Breaker

    And of course Reigns delivers the spear on Ziggler… because it looks awesome.

    • Seth Iser

      Why not?

    • Seth Iser

      Why not? Good seller and a good move = Awesome visual

      • The Breaker

        I’m not complaining.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Roman Reigns
    100G: Achievement Unlocked:
    Master the Spear.

    • Robbie

      An Xbox man! That’s what I like to see

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Actually, I’m A Playstation man, as I primarily play JRPGs, but I do own an XBOX to keep in contact with my Brother-in-Law overseas.

        • savokes

          what’s a JRPG? and whats your handle? i’m a playstation guy as well

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Japanese RPG. I play stuff like Tales of Graces, Disgaea, Final Fantasy, ect. My PSN is StryfeOmega and I am currently playing Diablo 3 when I can!

          • savokes

            I myself like RPGs…don’t know if you’ve heard of it, but I downloaded a game called “Alundra” (it was a PS1 game, super super linear) the other day. Brought me back to when i was like 12

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Yep, I have it as well. If you own a Vita, I do as well.

          • savokes

            Did you ever play any of the Wild Arms series?

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Own them all! And all of the Breath of Fire games. Have you played Valkyrie Profile?

          • savokes

            I have not…it’s been a little while since i’ve gotten back into gaming, have a 1 yr old son and an early morning job…so unless i want to be a zombie while trying to drive a large 25ft box truck, I can’ game as much as i’d like haha

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Well, if you have a PSP, pick up a copy of it. One of the best games I have ever played, period. And I understand that! I have a 6 and a 2 year old.

          • savokes

            Done and done

          • The Breaker

            If you have a Wii you have to play The Last Story!

          • Jesse Sherwood

            I do, and it is in my backlog with Xenoblade Chronicles.

          • The Breaker

            Nice! Also can’t wait for Bravely Default!

          • Seth Iser

            JapaneseRolePlayGames. I play the Persona series myself. Persona 3′s an awesome game by the way. Recommend it for anyone.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Amen brother! And 4 is even better! I have the entire Shin Megami Tensei series.

          • Seth Iser

            Can’t wait to get my hands on Persona 4 Golden…

          • Jesse Sherwood

            It is very well worth it. The new ending is great, and the new dungeon is extremely tough.

        • Robbie

          Mainly a Playstation man? I’ve lost respect

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Sorry, but Xbox doesn’t do RPGs!

          • The Breaker

            Truth!

  • Nostaljack

    Reigns just said “daddio”? LOLOL!!

  • Alex Gallardo

    This is the Big Show I want. The giant who kicks ass, not cries.

    • David Jr.

      He’s not the giant, you want. It’s the giant you need.

  • The Breaker

    So if the McMahons didn’t call the cops, why are they there?

    And what was with the shot at Show’s sex life …? o.O

    • Seth Iser

      WWE is to sex jokes as the IWC generally is to Triple H banging the boss’s daughter jokes.

      • The Breaker

        Yeah but they usually aren’t that direct.

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    Ouch even for Steph that was a low blow

  • The Breaker

    It’ll be Big Show vs Triple H before the end of the year. Book it.

  • Alex Gallardo

    Since when is WWE pushing YouTube so much again.

    • David Jr.

      When they lost money on Tout?

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Since they started dropping in the new subscribers category.

  • The Breaker

    Hearing Joey Styles’ ‘OH MY GOD’ makes me wish they would bring him back in as a commentator.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      He’ll die first. Joey said, just like Foley, that announcing for WWE was the worst experience of his life, and made him honestly not want to pick up a headset ever again.

      • The Breaker

        Guess that had something to do with McMahon’s magic headsets?

        • Jesse Sherwood

          Yep!

      • David Jr.

        Does he still run WWE.com?

        • Jesse Sherwood

          He does.

  • Nostaljack

    RVD is wretched on the mic. Wow…

    • Jesse Sherwood

      The only time he was ever any good was when he was shooting.

  • Gesus Oliver

    I enjoy the fact they brought the wird “Hardcore” back.

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    Will this be a watered down PG Version of the Hardcore Match? They did it with the Inferno Match

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    I hope to god Cesaro beats Santino Tonight

    • The Breaker

      Doubtful.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        As long as we don’t get another Snake Charmer segment, I’m good!

        • The Breaker

          But wouldn’t you want to see Zeb fake play a children’s recorder?

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Not in my darkest dreams.

          • The Breaker

            That is the vision of nightmares.

    • Navin T. Ramkissoon

      Cesaro jobbing to Santino makes me want to throw my chair through a window.

  • David Jr.

    I like Santino Marella and think he plays his character very well. So why did they have to ruin him and put him with Khali and Hornswoggle.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Because they need to give the kids an international comedy appreciation?

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Ok, I’m buying a pink We The People shirt!

  • Seth Iser

    Cesaro is a freak in every good sense of the word. I know this isn’t news to everyone but still…(insert feecile chant here)

    • Anand Vijayakumar

      But still – he is losing to Santino and Cobra. The guy is mighty talented and is being wasted…

  • Jesse Sherwood

    It’s really sad that Hornswoggle moves faster than Khali!

  • Seth Iser

    I think Cobra upchucked!

  • savokes

    This Raw has seemed to lack action for being the lead up to battleground

  • savokes

    what? what? what?

  • Nostaljack

    SANTINO!!!

  • The Breaker

    I think Cesaro would rather stay on NXT and have epic matches with Sami Zayn.

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    Excuse me I am going to go get a chair (walks off)

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Here, let me help… Creative needs a Con-CHAIR-To!

      • savokes

        **jumps off Navin’s bedpost and dropkicks the chair into Creative’s collective head**

        • Navin T. Ramkissoon

          Lol

        • Jesse Sherwood

          OH MY GOD!!! He went post-to-post with a Savokes-inator!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    My faith in logic with WWE is totally lost in the two comedy matches we had tonight.

  • Gesus Oliver

    I’ll admit, I’m pissed I woke up from my nap and got out of bed for this.

  • Tim

    What a waste that match was

  • savokes

    Did you at least chuckle when Santino stood up and then fell straight back though? I gave it a 3-chuckler

    • Jesse Sherwood

      I did, but that’s because everyone’s dizziness from the Giant Swing is funny!

    • The Breaker

      Yeah he sold that giant swing hilariously.

      • David Jr.

        If you are gonna play a comedy character, Well Santino plays it right.

        • The Breaker

          I don’t have a problem with Santino’s work… it’s just that they’re misusing a top tier talent like Cesaro to the point that I want to rip my hair out.

        • Jesse Sherwood

          He does, but honestly if you saw his work before signing with WWE, he could easily be an upper mid card guy. Dude has loads of wrestling talent.

          • David Jr.

            Oh I agree, but since they don’t see him as that. At least he still puts effort into this character.

  • savokes

    guys and gals…I now know why we haven’t heard from Xavier tonight…….he’s stuck on Lawler’s bright yellow shirt

    • Jesse Sherwood

      YES YES YES!!!

    • The Breaker

      Haha, now I get it.

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    so are we supposed to act surprised when orton comes out?

  • David Jr.

    Did JBL just compare Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella to Linda Hamilton and Ron Perlman?

  • savokes

    I gotta say, Orton’s Breast Cancer Awareness shirt is pretty bad ass

  • The Breaker

    Doesn’t Orton look so PRETTY in that pink & black shirt?

  • Jesse Sherwood

    “We’ll wait until Sunday for the physicality.” Yeah, right!

  • savokes

    same insult, different week…can’t they come up with something else

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Genetically Superior? Aren’t you the guy with the genetic deficiency of Intermittent Explosive Disorder?

  • The Breaker

    Bryan, you know Orton’s monotone isn’t going anywhere!

  • Justin Mayo

    Off for the night guys, got doggy duty and dishes to take care of!

  • Jesse Sherwood

    And Bryan calls it as it is! “Sounds like you practiced in front of the mirror a few times!”

  • The Breaker

    I like the way that Bryan says po-tential.

  • Jesse Sherwood

    And Bryan hits Austin levels of crowd reactions!

  • The Breaker

    Orton needs to see Dr. Shelby!

    • Seth Iser

      Dr. Shelby: How do you relieve your anger Randell?

      Randy Orton: I defecate in bags.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Orton needs to be committed to Arkham Asylum!

      • Seth Iser

        I really really wish I could do a Joker laugh now…

        • Jesse Sherwood

          “It’s simple. We kill D-Bryan!”

          • Seth Iser

            Since we’re on the topic of Arkham and Wrestling…Heyman reminds me so much of Penguin…visually at least.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Agreed, and that makes Ryback Bane!

          • Seth Iser

            Hah. I can see that. Instead of venom fueling him its food.

          • Jesse Sherwood

            Of course, that means Anderson is Two-Face.

          • Seth Iser

            The only competition for Two-Face in wrestling besides Anderson is Big Show’s Face/Heel alignment. Not Show himself.

          • Justin Mayo

            And Taker is R’as Al Ghul! He’s legend is immortal

  • Jesse Sherwood

    Anyone else seeing that Orton/Bryan will end in a No Contest?

    • savokes

      Depends, do you think there is going to be some stipulation added?

      • Jesse Sherwood

        Nope, as this has to go to Hell in a Cell.

        • Anand Vijayakumar

          Maybe an Iron Man Match where DB Defends the title against Orton. DB has already beaten Orton fair and square twice to get screwed over once more. It may look like a repeat…

    • Navin T. Ramkissoon

      It definitely won’t end clean

    • The Breaker

      They’ll add a stip and then it’ll somehow be a draw.

    • David Jr.

      With 2 pay-per-views in the month of October, very likely i’d say.

  • BlazeKing

    Red Hat Guy gets more TV time than the whole Divas division, lol!

  • savokes

    Looks like Brie is going to be involved in the finish somehow…just a feeling, with her coming down to the ring tonight and all

    • Jesse Sherwood

      If she does, it’ll be to throw in his towel.

      • savokes

        that could be interesting

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    Orton needed to get the upper hand tonight.

  • BrooksOglesby

    You can’t criticize Big Show’s acting as long as The Bella Twins are on Raw.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Very true Brooks!

    • Anand Vijayakumar

      DB and Cena being the boy friends doesnt hurt – right? :)

  • The Breaker

    Random fan: Randy, KISS HER!

  • Tim

    I was fine with the stupid little back stage talks. Mainly cause it made randy look better. But the Bella’s need to stay back stage during this feud.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Agreed Tim, but we both know that won’t happen.

  • Alain Alfred Corpuz

    What’s with the Photo of a hand? It looks disgusting. Wrong choice of Photo WNW

    • Jesse Sherwood

      That is Steph’s hand that she got caught with her lines written on last week.

      • Alain Alfred Corpuz

        Yeah man,but it looks disgusting lol

  • @Funkatastic The Mike McCarthy

    see yall next week

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Have a good night Mike!

  • jdl

    I would like to know what exactly WWE’s creative team was smoking when they came up with Los Matadores. I must get some of it, as it seems to be so strong that it alters reality into one where such a godawful idea could be considered good.

    • Seth Iser

      They stole RVD and Swagger’s stash at the same time. That’s my only thought.

      • Jesse Sherwood

        And found Matt Hardy’s buried treasure chest!

        • Seth Iser

          Holy crap, now THAT’S the heavy stuff.

        • thepowerserge

          Must have also been mixed with some of Kurt Angle’s stuff. Powerful shit, man.

  • Navin T. Ramkissoon

    Good Night Guys. Catch You Later

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Goodnight Navin!

  • savokes

    Good night ya’ll, until next week….when I’m sure we’ll be scratching our collective heads after Battleground

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Goodnight Savokes!

  • Seth Iser

    Yeah I think its time for me to hit the hay as well even with all the fun we’re having talking about random things and wrestling. G’night everyone…hope the PPV’s a good one for us all.

    • Jesse Sherwood

      Night Seth!

  • mezzmer

    Cody and goldust will win n few months they will start fighting n there is the match at wrestlemain that we all want cody vs goldust

  • Carter James

    Let R truth win the IC title maybe a respected vet like him can make its stock sore a bit. He is a great worker on the mic and in the ring plus he deserves it after all the work he puts in