RAW Results July 28, 2014
From Toyota Center in Houston, Texas
Reported on by Kendra Bunyon For Wrestling News World
Steph will air things out live after her arrest. And Cena will kick off Raw with his reply to Brock.
Recap of Steph getting into it with Brie ringside. They again bleeped out Brie’s use of the word bitch. Then to Steph arguing with the police officers, then get cuffed and taken out. Steph in the police car, but then Mercury stop Trip for a moment, and Trip stays behind to announce Orton as Cena’s opponent at SummerSlam. Reigns takes out Orton before he gets to the ring. Then Heyman came out and brings out Brock. All history forgotten and Trip shakes Brock’s hand. Brock is going to be facing Cena for the WWE WHC at SummerSlam.
In Ring Segment
Cena to the ring, both straps hanging over his shoulders, and held high. Cole, in a horrific jacket, tells us which hashtags to use to talk about this on Twitter. Cena’s music ends and there’s much heat for him in Texas. Cena takes it all in.
Cena – Very lively bunch here in Houston. Normally I would share in your enthusiasm. But last week it was revealed to myself and the world that Plan C wasn’t what I thought, Brock Lesnar. I’m a marked man by The Authority. They want the WWE WHC off my neck so badly that they hired a mercenary. My opponent at SummerSlam is the Brock Lesnar. Last week it was announced and they cheered greatly. Heyman said so eloquently to all members of the WWE ‘Universe’ those tucked in at night, and those who don’t, and there were cheers from those who want to see Brock Lesnar kick the hell out of me.
“YES!” “YES!” “YES!” “NO!” “NO!”
Cena – I am certainly not deaf, and I know who my opponent is. Brock Lesnar is the most devastating force in the WWE. (“What?”) His destruction is seismic. (“What?”) His precision is sound, he destroys who he wants, when he wants. (“What?”) 40 men have been able to say they were Champion. (“What?”) One beast has defeated The Streak. (“What?”) I face that beast at SummerSlam, and Heyman was right, for once he speaks the truth, at SummerSlam, I get the beating of a lifetime. (“What?”) Oh yes, those happy about it cheer it up… (cheers and pop) Oh yeah! There is a beast in my windshield, and at SummerSlam, I will get my ass kicked, I know that. (pop) But I will not lay down. I will fight. I am going to SummerSlam to beat Brock sln, just like I did in 2012! (pop) For those who cheer, for those who boo, because I don’t think The Authority realizes, and I don’t think you realize what happens to this (the Title belts) if Brock becomes Champion. Brock is a mercenary, a hired gun, and destroys what he wants, when he wants, and I don’t know who else can stop him. Nobody can control him, not you, not The Authority, and certainly not Heyman.
Heyman – Ladies and gentlemen… Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman. (they talk along with Heyman when they can) At SummerSlam, my client, Brock Lesnar, will conquer John Cena and take away from him the WWE WHC. (pop) I think it’s very courageous Mr. Cena that you realize the beating coming your way, but it don’t think you understand that those are mighty big words from a man who is about to be turned into a victim. Do you know what it’s like to be victimized? You suffered from defeat and rose to the occasion. You’ve taken beating before, and you’ve come back and exacted revenge, but you’ve never in your life been victimized. You know what it’s like to be victimized? Ask Taker! (heat) I’m sorry, you can’t ask Taker. No one has seen or heard from Taker. Not a phone call, not a text, not a sighting, nothing since WrestleMania! You, sir, are on the defensive. You want to defend your Title and survive against my client, but my client Brock Lesnar is looking to conquer you sir. That’s the difference. My client is charging forward, on the defensive, because my client, Brock Lesnar isn’t going to just F5 or pin Cena, Brock Lesnar is going to victimize Cena, ruthlessly and viciously. You’re a man of great passion, you love being WWE WHC, you love representing those who say ‘let’s go Cena’ you love representing those who say ‘Cena sucks’. You love being in that ring and in the WWE, but the only thing Brock Lesnar is passionate about is that feeling he gets when he knows he’s inflicting pain upon his victim. Brock Lesnar is salivating at the fact that when you wake up from the beating he gives you at SummerSlam, you will realize you’re no longer the WWE WHC. All you’re going to be Cena, is beaten, victimized, conquered.
Cena – I’m sick of your crap, but I want to talk to you real, for one second. One second, one thing you hit upon, the word passion. Passion is one thing even you can understand, because every once in a while it starts quietly, and you can hear them chant, “ECW!” “ECW!” (the fans start chanting with Cena) And those that watched and followed you, even when you hear that chant, you smile a little in that cold black heart of you. You and I share passion. This is it for me, this is my life! And good, bad, or indifferent, I show up on time and I work my ass off because I love this, I love what it represents, I have passion for it, I have passion for this. (the belts) That 300lbs gorilla you tote around whenever he wants to show up has no passion for anything but himself. He is big, strong, a super athlete, but what separates us is passion, and when the chips are down, he can beat the hell out of me, but he’s going to have to beat every last breath out of me, because I’m heading to SummerSlam Champion, and I’m walking out with this son of a bitch!
Siren and out comes Cesaro! Cesaro and Heyman shake hands, hug, then Cesaro takes Heyman’s mic.
Cesaro – Hey, Paul Heyman and I have decided to go separate ways, but I won’t allow you to insult my friend like that. Look at you! You’re not a wrestler, you’re a big muscled up walking billboard.
Cena leaves the ring.
Cesaro – Where do you get… Stay right there. Where do you get those shoes at? K-Mart? You can’t wrestle in sneakers. Oh, that’s right, you just can’t wrestle.
Heyman bursts out laughing at that. Cena back into the ring.
Cesaro – How about… Don’t say anything. How about I prove that to you in a match, right now?
The fans pop. Cena puts down the mic and moves his belt.
Heyman – I guess that’s acceptance. Ladies and gentlemen, what a bonus you get now, the WWE…
Cena – Shut up Paul Cesaro, it is going to be my honor for this jacket up walking billboard who cannot wrestle to wrestle circles around you and beat you in the middle of this ring right now.
Heyman and Cesaro hug before Cesaro heads to the ring.
Cesaro vs Cena
They circle, lock both hands, then muscle around. Cena down, but back to his feet. Cena with side headlock take over on Cesaro. Cena keeps the hold on. They fight around, Cena keeps the hold on Cesaro. Cena backed to the ropes, lets go, then Cesaro with the side headlock takedown on Cena, keeps the hold on. Up and Cena pushes off. Cena tries to dive over Cesaro, but is caught and taken down hard. Cesaro on Cena with blows in a corner. Dueling chants for Cena, they fight back and forth, Cena lands lightly, but badly on the back of his neck, and then down for two.
(serious storm raging around me, so I’m glancing over things as the TV is glitching, and I’m flinching from the lightening and thunder.)
Cesaro works Cena over on the apron, stomps him, then pulls him to his feet. Blows over the ropes, back and forth until Cena knocked off and Cesaro poses in the ring. Cena back into the ring and Cesaro on him.
Shoulder block from Cena, then Cesaro reverses and plants Cena head first for two.
Cesaro grabs Cena’s ankle, waves his hand in front of his face, but then Cena rides up Cesaro and takes him down. Power bomb on Cesaro for two.
Cena rolls to the apron… (I lost the end of the match)
Winner – Cena via AA
Something happens between Trip and Orton backstage, but I lost all my TV through to them glaring at each other.
In Ring Segment
Paige skips to the ring. Video of Paige turning on AJ last week.
Paige – Okay, I just want to set the record straight. I’m young, so sometimes I let my emotions get the better of me, but I think of AJ as my best friend in the whole wide world. What I did last week is deplorable. I didn’t think of her as my friend, but as someone who took my Title. I crossed the line, but I promise I will never act that way, ever again.
AJ skips down to, and around the ring.
AJ – Oh Paige, Paige, Paige. My sweet, young, Casper looking crumpet, do you really think anyone here is buying anything…
Paige – I swear, swear…
AJ – I wasn’t finished talking. I get it Paige, I get why you’re mad, I know what it feels like to have this Divas Title taken away in an instant. But if you want to be like me and skip around. I don’t play little girl games, I don’t smile in front of someone, then whisper behind their back. If I don’t like you, want to talk bad about you, it’s gonna be to your face, like a real woman.
Paige – AJ, I swear I am your real friend, and if you don’t believe me, then I guess you’re crazy.
AJ – What did you just call me?
Paige – I didn’t mean to call you that. But seriously, I’d never make fun of your mental health. Calm down.
AJ – I get it, it’s a mistake. You spoke without thinking, it happens to all of us. Even those of us who are a little bit off their rockers.
AJ tackles Paige and then sends her out. AJ out and backs Paige back first into the barricade. Paige flees, yelling at AJ to ‘Calm down!’ Paige tries to say they’re friends. “CM Punk!” chants. AJ back in the ring, holds the strap high and yells at Paige to come and get it! Paige yells that they’re supposed to be friends!
In Ring Segment
Trip’s music and he comes out in his power suit. Steph is in dark blue jeans and a black top, her hair pulled back off her face, hanging down her back in loose waves. Trip talks to her on the stage, then they head to the ramp, hand in hand, Steph looking tentative the whole way. Video of Brie calling Steph a bitch and Steph slapping Brie. Then to Steph being arrested and taken out of the arena in cuffs.
Trip – Over the years we’ve shared a lot of moments, laughed and cried together. A few times I’ve been disappointed in all of you, but never more than last Monday. More than disappointed, angry, and I still am! (“What?”) You laughed at my wife when she was arrested last week. You found that funny?
“YES!” “YES!” “YES!”
Trip – You found it funny that the mother of my children was handcuffed in this arena. (not the same arena, duh) You found it funny that my wife, the woman I love was cuffed like a common criminal and dragged out. You have the guts to laugh at my wife being thrown into a cruiser like a common criminal?
Trip – I will never forgive you for that. (heat) Do you know what that did to my wife? You know how badly that hurt her? Yet, you think it’s funny?
Trip – All of it over a simple misunderstanding. Let’s face it, the whole world know Brie antagonized my wife. She was defending herself. It was perfectly understandable that my wife struck her, Brie was asking for it! But, it was all a simple misunderstanding. A simple misunderstanding. The reality of this misunderstanding is that all the charges have been dropped, with the exception of one. The assault and battery charge that Brie has agaisnt my wife. Brie refuses to let that go. So, we are here now to try and reconcile that misunderstanding. Steph has asked Brie to come here so we can put this whole ugly incident behind us.
Heat as Steph has the mic. Trip talks in Steph’s ear.
Steph – Brie, if you can come out here, we will get this over with. Please?
Jericho’s music hits, and out he comes in a black t-shirt and gray vest over jeans. He stays on the stage.
Trip – Chris, you may not have noticed, we’re in the middle of something here, alright? 9Trp got pissier with each word he spoke)
Jericho – I know, I apologize, but I wanted to let you know how bad I feel about what happened last week, and thought I’d give you my sympathies with a song.
Jericho sings the Cops theme song, and gets the arena singing it.
Jericho – You sound great!
Trip – Hahaha! You think this is funny Chris? You think this is funny?
“YES!” “YES!” “YES!”
Jericho – Yeah, I gotta agree, this is pretty funny. But Steph, don’t be ashamed, this is 2014, orange is the new black. It’s alright to be a jailbird nowadays. And these are the moments the WWE Network was created, so we can watch you get carted out of the arena over and over and over! Over and over and over.
Trip – Chris, I am not in the mood for this.
Jericho – Sorry, I got carried away Trip. Listen, I gotta give you some credit, you have stood by your little flower’s side through the big bad bold ball protector with the really big nose that sticks out to about here, making sure your wife is okay, but I do have have a question, and probably one your wife has asked you, why didn’t you leave the arena with her? Why didn’t you go with her to the police station? You waited until 15 minutes after the show was done to go to your wife’s aid? I think I know the answer why. It’s because Trip, you’re starting to realize something that I’ve known for years, that your wife is nothing more than a filthy, dirty, brutal, bottom feeding, trash bag ho!
Trip – Shut up! SHUT! UP! You know what Chris, maybe you should focus less on us, and focus on Bray Wyatt. That’s actually the real reason I’m out here Triple H, I am focused on Bray Wyatt, I do want Bray right here in this ring, tonight, now!
Trip – You want Bray, well, you’re going to have to wait till SummerSlam. Here’s the thing Chris, as for tonight, tonight…
Rollins attacks Jericho from behind with his case.
Trip – Tonight, Chris, you get to face Seth Rollins.
Steph leans her cheek against Trip’s shoulder as he leans his arms on the top rope, and Rollins stands over Jericho on the ramp as Jericho holds the back of his head.
JBL says anyone who talks about Steph as a jailbird should lose their social media account for trolling. They then go to video of Cena on mic talking about Brock to Heyman.
RybAxel & Miz vs Ziggler & Usos
Miz out in his white suit and scarf, to the ring. RybAxel in the ring. Ziggler out to the ring. Usos out in orange to join him.
Ziggler at Miz who hides in his corner to hide his face. Ryback in and on Ziggler. Ziggler bounced face first off the mat for one. Axel tags in and stomps Ziggler. Axel takes Ziggler down hard, then a facelock on Ziggler as JBL goes on and on about suspending the trolls online. Ziggler into a corner, Axel flies at him and eats corner. Woods, Kofi and Big E are watching backstage. Jey tags in and all over Axel all over the ring. Bum slam to Axel in the corner, then a drop kick through the ropes on Axel. Ryback into it and taken down. Miz rushes around the ring, but Ziggler is there and Miz flees.
Miz tags in to attack Jimmy as Ryback holds him. Woods, Kofi and Big E are in front of announce, talking and discussing the match in front of them. “We want Ziggler!” chants. The announcers talk about watching a movie on Big E’s back, and that they can’t see anything, as if they don’t have monitors. Ryback tags in and continues to work over Jimmy as Axel tags in. Axel on Jimmy, then Miz tags in with a facelock on Jimmy. Jimmy elbows free, then blocks Miz. A kick to Miz’s knee takes him down. Miz keeps Jimmy from tagging out. Jimmy kicks Miz off and Ziggler tags in and on Ryback who also tags in. The rest fight outside, as Ziggler with a neck breaker, and then an elbow to Ryback. Ryback reversed on, then Ziggler takes Ryback down, but Miz breaks the count. Jimmy tries to take Miz out, but Miz doesn’t go out, so rolls out. Jey flies out on Miz outside. Ziggler reaches for Miz through the ropes, grabbed by Ryback, but comes back with a zig-zag for three.
Winners – Usos & Ziggler (11:11)
Usos and Ziggler celebrate in the ring. Outside Miz caresses his belt and talks smack.
Steph and Brie getting into it. They say Brie is there to talk to Steph tonight.
R-Truth vs Bo
R-Truth to the ring singing. Bo out to face him.
Bo – Truth, everybody knows that you can never be undefeated like me. Actually, you lost a lot of matches in your career. (laughing) A lot! I know one day that you will be victorious, all you have to do is Bolieve!
Shoulder block drops R-Truth, then again. Bo out for a victory lap. Bo in celebrating, R-Truth rolls Bo up for three!
Winner – R-Truth (0:32)
Bo extends a hand to R-Truth, then grabs a mic.
Bo – I can’t Bolieve that you were the first to beat me Truth. But it’s okay…
Bo attacks R-Truth with the mic, then beats him down with clothesline after clothesline in a corner. R-Truth’s head stuck in the ring skirt, beaten down hard. A SICK DDT on R-Truth in the ring. Bo looks pissed, but then sinks back into his inspirational smile as he smiles wide and poses. Bo then takes his victory lap around the ring. R-Truth sells the beating with bug eyes on the mat.
Recap of Rollins attack Jericho from behind as Trip rips Jericho a new one on mic from the ring.
In Ring Segment
Rusev and Lana in the ring.
Lana – Your American flag…
Lana – Shut! Tup! Your American flag used to be a supremacy over all the nations, over battlefields, over masts of ships, even on the moon itself. An where is your so-called Old Glory now? It is a faded banner for a ruined nation of ruling cowards who get fat off of you apathy. While Russia continues to show its might, ruled by its fearless leader, Vladimir Putin. (on the tron) What does your puppet President Obama do? He wags his finger like a school teacher and warns us of the steep cost of Russia’s peacemaking actions. Pathetic. Your President Obama is a laughable leader. And now, let’s take a look at the fool you elected to rule this rotting empire. (on the tron is George W. Bush)
Swagger’s music hits, cutting Lana off. He comes out with an American flag, and plants it on the stage as if it might actually stay there.
Zeb – Cut the music. Hey Lana, since you’re holding class out here, you blonde headed Bolshevik twit-head. Let me give you a lesson since you’re talking about flags. I want you to listen, and I want that trained dancing bear you’ve got standing beside you too. Look at this flag. This is a real flag. This is a flag with 50 star and 13 bars, and no matter where you are in the world, there’s no mistaken that it represents the United States of America! (pop) But what does it represent to a real American? I’ll tell you, it represents a family sitting around the table at Thanksgiving, with their brothers and sisters, aunts and uncles, giving thanks that they survived another year. We, the people! It represents a thousands of people standing around a TV set watching a football game. We, the people! It represents a father and son fishing, a mother and daughter cooking. It represents pickup trucks, pretty girls and beer! We, the people!
Zeb – You know what it represents to me? It represents the thousands of men and women who fought and died for that flag to protect our liberty, and preserve our freedom. You know what Lana? Two things you viciously assault each time you step in the ring. Each time you do that, you make it easier for Americans to stand tall, put their hands over their heart, and say in a loud, clear voice, we, the people!
Swagger runs to the ring and all over Rusev outside the ring where he went to meet Swagger. Swagger backed into the barricade twice, then to the other side. “USA!” chants as Swagger is rolled into the ring. Outside Lana tells Rusev to crush, but Swagger with the patriot lock. Rusev then eats a big boot and knocked out. Rusev on the apron and knocked off by Swagger. “USA!” chants as Swagger and Zeb stand in the ring, and Rusev with Lana on the bottom of the ramp yelling smack back in at them.
Sandow vs Rose
Sandow coming to the ring in a really bad astronaut costume.
Sandow – Houston, we have a problem. Actually, we have thousands of problems, and they are all seated in this arena here tonight. I have searched the plant for signs of intelligent life, and all I’ve found are nitwits, dimwits, and halfwits, just like the Rosebuds. It’s one small step for man, one giant leap in the toilet for mankind.
Out comes the Exotic Express. They bounce and dance to the ring, Adam Rose leading the way, and the dance. Up on the ropes, then falls back, only to be caught and carried around the ring to get in there.
Rose – You sour, sour, sour little spaceman. It’s about time you came back down to earth, right here in Houston, Texas! Don’t be a lemon. Be a Rosebud!
Sandow – They say nobody can hear you scream in space, let’s see if that’s true here on earth!
Sandow throws his helmet at Rose, then and rushes him. Rose right back and on Sandow in a huge way.
The bell is rung, Sandow eats the party foul from Rose for three.
Winner – Rose (0:11)
Rose off the apron to dance up the ramp with the Exotic Express as Sandow sells on the mat.
Kane vs Reigns
Fire erupts, then Kane to the ring. He calls fire from all four. Reigns through the stands to the barricade, but then Orton attacks. Reigns fights back with blows on Orton. Orton over the barricade. Reigns over the barricade and off the stairs onto Kane. Kane rolls Reigns in, but takes a Samoan drop, then a huge clothesline in the corner. Orton in and on Reigns. Superman punch on Orton, but then Reigns runs into s chokeslam from Kane!
Kane and Orton stare, then Kane leaves the ring. Orton up and kicks Reigns in the head. Orton chokes Reigns on the mat, yells about stealing from Orton, then punches and stomps on Reigns on the mat. Orton sets Reigns on the second rope, the out to kick Reigns over and over to the chest. Orton pulls Reigns to the floor outside, continuing to yell smack. Reigns into the stairs shoulder and face first. Huge heat from the fans, then back on Reigns, into the next set of stairs. Reigns sent over the barricade, then Orton holds his head, yelling smack at Reigns about stealing from him. Orton sets up and hits his DDT off the barricade. Orton grabs the top off the stairs, then pulls Reigns onto the bottom part, slamming his head down on it.
Orton strips down the announce table, including monitors and mics. Orton grabs Reigns by the hair, bounces him off the stairs again. Orton talks more smack about Reigns costing him his Title shot, and not getting off that easy. Reigns bounced off the stairs a couple more times, then Reigns set on announce, face down. Orton up on announce, standing over Reigns. Orton pulls Reigns up by his hair, then Reigns to his feet. Orton lands an RKO, but announce doesn’t break! Orton looks like it’s knocked the wind out of him for a moment, but then he’s back up to his feet on announce, and lands another RKO. This time the table breaks under them. Orton continues talking smack to Reigns about how this will never happen again, Reigns will never cost him another Title shot. Orton poses to massive heat.
Reigns is pulling himself along, coughing as if he’s about to keel over. Video recap of Orton’s attack on Reigns. Back to real time, and the announcers are sitting behind the broken table.
Fandango vs Diego
Fandango is in the ring dancing. Layla and Summer Rae dressed in sex matador outfits out with Diego and El Torito.
Summer Rae and Layla mocking Fandango outside as Fandango with chops on Diego. A big body drop on Diego, then a knee drop on Diego’s face. Fandango distracted by Layla and Summer Rae, and Diego on him, but Fandango fights back for two.
Snap suplex on Diego. Fandango up, but El Torito on the other corner twerking. Fandango jumps down and Diego rolls Fandango up for three.
Winner – Diego (1:20)
Layla and Summer Rae in to celebrate with Diego and El Torito. Fandango up on the apron, demanding to know why of the Divas, but he’s then gored in the jewels by El Torito. Layla and Summer Rae each kiss El Torito on the cheeks at the same time. He passes out, and JBL yells about them molesting the bull!
Steph walking tentatively to a door. She knocks on the Divas locker room door. Nikki comes out. Steph says she’s looking for Brie. Nikki says she’ll be here.
Steph – I really want to express myself.
Nikki – Brie will be expressing herself.
Steph – Right. Well, I hope that she an be reasonable and hear what I have to say.
Nikki – There’s not many times that people like you eat a plate of crap. I just hope you like the taste of it.
Stardust – So close. We’ve been at this all day!
Stardust is working on a chalkboard, there’s a lot of math played out on it, but Cosmic Key is right in the middle of it all.
Goldust – What are you doing?
Stardust – Wolf 359, it’s 737 light years away… The sun is the closest star to earth!
Goldust – Stop!
Stardust – I can’t stop, we have to find the key!
Goldust – I know where that Cosmic Key is!
Stardust – Where?
Goldust – Did you see that?
Stardust looks away and Goldust writes on the board. Stardust is enthralled with nothing.
Goldust – Stardust, soon, it will belong to Goldust!
Stardust blows gold confetti in his face, then says his own name.
Fox & Cameron vs Naomi & Nattie
Fox and Nattie lock up. Side headlock on Nattie. Nattie revreses. Fox takes Nattie down with head scissors. Nattie takes Fox down for two. Naomi tags in, on Fox with inverted atomic drop. Naomi after Cameron on the apron and Fox in control until she eats a foot off the apron. Naomi with a Thesz Press off the apron on Cameron. Fox tosses Naomi back in, scissor kick on Naomi for two.
Cameron tags in, on Naomi’s hair, hair mare on Naomi. Another hair mare on Naomi, then Naomi slammed badly into a corner. Cameron pins for two.
Cameron slapping at Naomi on the mat, but then Naomi with head scissors on Cameron on the mat, and Cameron tapped out.
Winners – Nattie & Naomi (2:47)
Naomi and Nattie hug, then Naomi lets her braids down and shakes them out, bouncing around on the mat.
In Ring Segment
Jericho to the ring. Video recap of the Sister Abigail on Jericho that aired on Raw last week. Video recap of Rollins attacking Jericho from behind earlier tonight.
Jericho vs Rollins
Rollins to the ring to face Jericho.
Jericho on Rollins with knees and then kicks. Rollins into the ropes, back from the ring, but Jericho on him into the barricade. Chops on Rollins. Rollins with a chop, but kicked and returned to the ring. Jericho knocked off his feet. Rollins setting up a dive, but Jericho on him through the ropes. Big suplex by Jericho in the ring. Rollins kicks on Jericho in a corner. Jericho whipped, floats over, then lands an enziguri for two.
Jericho chokes Rollins in the ropes, then kicks him. Jericho runs into a drop kick from Rollins who gets heat for it. Blows on Jericho on the mat. Jericho pulled up, then elevates Rollins out to the apron. Jericho bounces off the second rope, then shoulder blocks Rollins off the apron.
Camel clutch on Jericho on the mat. Jericho to his feet, elbows free, but then slammed to the mat. Rollins splashes Jericho in a corner for two.
Rollins is seething on the mat as Jericho sells the pain. Rollins chokes Jericho on the apron. Rollins rolls back in, pulls Jericho up,then whips him. Jericho side steps and Rollins eats corner. Shoulder tackle on Rollins. Jericho climbs and takes Rollins down. Rollins counters on Jericho, running the ropes and takes Jericho down. “Y2J!” chants. Rollins with head butts to Jericho, taunts Jericho with a foot, but then Jericho comes back with huge chops, then whips Rollins, but Rollins counters and takes Jericho face first into the second buckle. Rollins climbs, Jericho counters. Blows on Rollins, then Jericho climbs. Rollins blocks Jericho up there. Blows to Jericho, then a head butt to Jericho. Rollins sets up, but Jericho with a body drop on Rollins from up top! Jericho with a crossbody for a LONG two.
Jericho is frustrated. Both slow to their feet. They exchange blows, Rollins in control, then a kick to Jericho. Jericho comes back with an elbow that sends Rollins inside-out. Lionsault to the mat as Rollins moves, then Jericho back into a corner, head first. Rollins misses the curb stomp and Jericho rolls him up for two.
Rollins blocks the walls, to the apron, then lands an enziguri-esque move on Jericho. Rollins off the top rope, and eats a code breaker in the process. (13:13)
The Wyatt Family in the ring, and on Jericho. Harper and Rowan beat Jericho down, then offer him up to Bray. Sister Abigail on Jericho. Rowan drags Jericho by a foot, then Bray down to his knees, big smile. ‘Follow the buzzards!’ and he poses.
Trip and Steph heading for the ring.
In Ring Segment
Steph out, a big sigh on the stage, then to the ring. Video recap of Brie quitting, Steph laughing in her face, then Brie slapping her. Then Brie got in Steph’s face, and Steph slapped her and Steph was arrested for it.
Steph – I stand before you a humbled woman. You don’t have to believe me, but getting arrested is a life altering experience. I am the principle owner of the WWE, I represent the McMahons. I represent the WWE, a public company. I represent our shareholders, our corporate sponsors, our business partners. Now they can’t look me in the eye without thinking that I’m nothing more than a common criminal. This experience has effected me professionally and personally. When I look in the eyes of my daughters, who cannot understand why their mother was arrested and taken to jail. My daughters are getting teased at camp. Their friends’ parents won’t let them come over for playdates. They are absolutely scarred for life. My husband has been there for me.
Brie is walking in through the timekeeper’s area. She’s in a white blazer with a draped back showing off her black lace short top and a band of skin above her pants. Brie into the ring.
Brie – I’ve heard about enough of this. You invited me here tonight, so let’s get to the point. Or are you going to stand there like a whining, sniveling little rich bitch? (Brie right up in Steph’s face with the last word.)
Steph – Look Brie, I’m not going to beat around the bush. I asked you here so I could ask you to drop all charges.
Brie – Why would I do that Stephanie?
Steph – Because I don’t deserve this Brie. Listen, nobody deserves this. Nobody deserves…
Brie – Wait, you don’t deserve this? As far as I’m concerned, you deserve to go to hell!
Steph – Okay, look, I understand that you’re upset. I may have taken advantage of you sister Nikki in this regard, and I promise you that I will not do that going forward. I will treat Nikki fairly and professionally.
Brie – Now you’re being insulting.
Steph – How about if I give her a raise?
Brie – Okay, I can accept that.
Steph – You can?
Brie – Sure, as long as you agree to all of my demands. And it’s really simple Stephanie. I want my job back.
“YES!” “YES!” “YES!”
Steph – Brie, listen, I mean, you need to be reasonable here, I’m talking about giving Nikki a raise. I think one Bella is enough in the WWE.
Brie – Okay, great, I’ll see you in court. (Brie turns to leave the ring.)
Steph – Brie, Brie, hang on a second. If I agree to give you your job back, you’ll agree to drop all charges against me?
Brie – I agree.
Steph – You agree?
Brie – I agree.
Steph – Awesome. Done deal. (Steph turns to leave the ring, and is at the ropes when Brie’s words stop her.)
Brie – Wait, there’s just um, one more thing I want. I want a match at SummerSlam.
Steph – That’s it? You want a match at SummerSlam. You got it! What is it, for the Divas Championship? Wait, you’re the star of Total Divas, how about a Total Divas Spectacular. I’ll brand it out myself and make it happen.
Brie – No, that’s not the match I want. The match I want is against you!
“YES!” “YES!” “YES!”
Steph – Brie look, I don’t think you understand what you’re asking of me. I haven’t competed in this ring in over ten years. I’ve dedicated my life to my career, to being a wife – something you know about – to being a mom. Brie, think about this. I will give Nikki a raise, you your job back, and any match you want at SummerSlam, just not against me.
Brie – Well, then I won’t drop the charges. See you in court. (Brie through the ropes to the apron before she’s stopped this time.)
Steph – Brie, wait, stop! This is so unfair, you want me to compete against you at SummerSlam? I can’t compete against you, this is all ridiculous, and all these people with their “YES!”, how can you expect me to do this?
“YES!” “YES!” “YES!”
Steph – I refuse to do it Brie. I will not lower myself to get in this ring with you. (her voice choked with tears)
Brie – Fine, then I will see you in court!
Steph – Brie, wait, please wait, please! (her voice breaking with tears) Okay, if I agree to face you at SummerSlam, you agree to drop all charges.
Brie – If you wrestle me at SummerSlam, I will drop all the charges.
“YES!” “YES!” “YES!”
Steph – Okay, yes, yes. Yes, fine, you can have your match at SummerSlam, but Brie, you have to consider, at SummerSlam (Steph bitch slaps Brie off the apron!) I’m going to make you my bitch!
Steph throws the mic down at Brie on the floor between the ring and announce. Steph struts across the ring, so proud of herself, but then Brie is in the ring with a Thesz Press, takeing Steph down! Brie is all over Steph and Jamie Noble, in an ugly tan suit with blue shirt, is the first to run to the ring. Steph is on Brie, but Mercury grabs Steph from behind, as Noble grabs Brie from behind. Finlay is last to the tussle and helps with Steph. Brie breaks free of Noble and flies on Steph. Trip is out there. They get Steph from the ring, and Trip helps them get Steph away from the ring. Finlay and Mercury with Steph as Steph is spewing nastiness at Brie. Noble stays in the ring with Brie.
Raw goes off the air with Steph screaming and chanting “YES!” “YES!” “YES!” as the fans are full on chanting, “Jamie Noble!”
Most Unexpected Chant