RAW Results May 19, 2014
From the O2 Arena in London, England
Reported on by Kendra Bunyon For Wrestling News World
Tonight Cena faces Harper. Will Bryan be stripped of his Championship? Tonight on RAW!
Raw opening is cut off by DEP!
Bray - He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the whole wide world, in his hands. He's got the whole world in his hand. He's got the whole world in his hands. Brothers and sisters, sing with me! He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the whole wide world, in his hands. He's got the whole world in his hand. He's got the whole world in his hands. Hahaha! Every night we lay our heads down to dream, our minds really start to tick. We start to remember these things, these horrible things, the travesties in our lives. But in our dreams, we're super heroes. In our dreams, we can fix everything. We dream of revenge. We dream of Payback. Just like that, we wake up, and that's when reality starts to set in. We look in the mirror, and we remember we are not super heroes, and we cannot fix everything. So we bottle all this rage up inside of us, and go on with our dismal little lives as if nothing is wrong, but everything! Everything! Everything is wrong! And I plan on fixing that, see. I used to have this mean old teacher. She used to look down on me and go to great measures to remind me that I was a piece of trash. I would never amount to anything in my life. She believed that everything she read about in a book was true, and that everything I believed in was a lie. So I went up to her and I said, 'Hey teacher-lady, what is it about you that makes you think that you're so much better than me? That you're so much smarter than me? Is it because your mommy and daddy paid for you to go to some expensive school? So that you wave it around in front of all of us? Is it so you can force feed children all this propaganda? I say, nu-huh!' She looked at me and she said, 'Bray Wyatt, you are rotten. You stand for nothing. She said, Bray Wyatt, the first time I looked inside of your eyes, I knew there was something inside of you. I knew that you were evil.' Hahahahahahahahahahaha! But I'm proud to say that somewhere, that teacher-lady is rotting inside of some retirement home, with all of her life's regrets, but I Bray Wyatt, stand here today as a conqueror, as a revolutionary, as a man of a thousand truths, and I say, teacher-lady, look at me right now, I got the whole damn world in my hands.
Fan – He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the whole wide world, in his hands. He's got the whole world in his hand. He's got the whole world in his hands.
Bray – That's my Payback! My ends justify my means. But teacher-lady was right about one thing, I am evil. I am the necessary evil in this word that's needed to balance everything out. I am evil! My tongue is the scorpion's tail, and when it starts striking, people start getting behind me. They get behind me because I offer them hope. I offer them hope to men, to men like John Cena who want to see everything die!
Bray – John Cena, he hides behind that plastic smile, he plays the role of hero, while everything around him burns! But I promise...
Bray – At Payback, all my people, I promise, that fairytale is going to end. At Payback, I will be the last man standing, or I promise, no one will ever stand again. But tonight, tonight Luke Harper is going to put John Cena down. Tonight, Luke Harper destroys...
Cena's music hits and cuts Bray off. Rowan and Harper from the ring to the bottom of the ramp to wait for Cena, but he's not there. Cena comes from the announce side, grabs Bray, lands an AA, and flees the ring between Rowan and Harper as they slide in to get to Bray's side.
King and Cole talk about Bryan and his neck surgery. He's doing well since the surgery. Last week on RAW Steph reacted to Bryan's announcement. To video of Steph talking down Bryan on RAW last week. Kane drags Bryan out, and then while he's being put in the ambulance, Brie gets in Steph's face.
Sheamus vs Cesaro
Heyman – Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and it is a pleasure and a privlege to let you know that...
Heyman – Okay, let's get this straight, see those cameras, the broadcast around the world. Let's define our roles. We (Heyman and Cesaro) are the stars. You are all the wannabes! You shall worship the ground he walks on, and the microphone into which I speak. Because, ladies and gentlemen, my client...
Heyman – Listen, I got one for ya.
Heyman lays back down on the mat in the middle of the ring.
Heyman – What am I now? Nope, I'm not your queen, finally dying and making Charles your King. I'm the Undertaker at WrestleMania! (Sits up) Except I can sit up and Taker can't. Why, because my client, Brock Lesnar conquered Underaker’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania! Just like tonight when US Champion Sheamus will be emasculated by my client, the King of Swing, Cesaro!
Sheamus to the ring.
They circle and lock up. They muscle around, but don't get anywhere. They lock up again, and Sheamus back into a corner. Cesaro with a dirty break, slapping Sheamus in the face. Sheamus comes back with a clothesline. Cesaro flees the ring to Heyman to talk through it all. Sheamus out, Cesaro in, Sheamus in and stomped on. Sheamus blocks a hip toss and lands a short clothesline. Cesaro on the apron and takes all ten blows. Sheamus lifts Cesaro, but he gets free and flees the ring. Heyman talks Cesaro down, so Sheamus out and Cesaro runs. Cesaro waits for Sheamus, but Sheamus gets the upper hand. Cesaro in, Sheamus in, Cesaro out and hangs Sheamus up top. Blows on Sheamus in a corner. Cesaro is whipped, eats a high knee, then a battering ram from Sheamus over the top rope for two.
Sheamus rushes Cesaro, but Cesaro pulls the top rope and Sheamus falls out in a heap.
Knees and upper cuts to Sheamus. Sheamus whipped and comes out into a sleeper. Sheamus to his knees as Heyman yells at Cesaro to keep the hold on, and saying, 'Goodnight Sheamus!' Sheamus free and fights back with a couple of blows, but then Sheamus shoulder first into the posts. Superplex on Sheamus from the top for two. Cesaro rushes Sheamus, but takes an Irish curse for two.
Sheamus with a running high knee, but Cesaro takes him down for two. Cesaro up, but free and lands an upper cut to Sheamus' back. Irish whip to Sheamus who hits the mat. Sheamus pulls himself up, flipping to the top. Sheamus off the top, but eats an upper cut for a long two!
Short clothesline to Cesaro. Clubbing blows to Sheamus' back. Sheamus fight back with blows as they both get to their feet. Cesaro rushes Sheamus, but caught and slammed to the mat for two.
Heyman on the apron, removes his jacket and throws it down in the ring. Sheamus over to him, but Cesaro with a German suplex on Sheamus for three.
Winner – Cesaro (12:34)
Sheamus yelling at Cesaro, Heyman flees the ring. Sheamus extends his hand to heat from the fans. Cesaro looks like he's going to shake, but then punks Sheamus as he walks by.
Cole talks about how Evo vs The Shield will be No Holds Barred, and how it came about during the RAW Pre-Show. Video of Evo and The Shield fighting on RAW last week. They then show Reigns' busted eye from Orton during their battle in Scotland.
Cole announces the German announce table!
Beat The Clock Challenge – Big E vs Ryback
Both are already in the ring, but they go to split screen of Ryback talking.
Ryback – You know what's bigger than Big Ben? The big guy! And just like the ticking clock of Big Ben, the clock is ticking down on my opponent. Tick-tock, tick-tock. Times up, Big E!
They lock up. Side headlock on Big E, then taken down for one. Side headlock on Ryback, Big E free into a shoulder block for one. Big E backed into a corner and takes blows as Axel paces outside the ring. Big E whipped and comes out of the corner with a clothesline. Blows on Ryback in a corner, then a shoulder block. Ryback out with a back elbow for two. Blows on Big E while he's down. Huge belly-to-belly on Ryback for two.
Kick on Ryback, then Big E rushes Axel on the apron through, "Goldberg!" chants. Ryback looks at the clock, yells at the fans to shut up, then takes Big E down. Blows on Big E on the mat for one.
Blows on Big E, then elbows on him in the corner. Ryback continues on Big E in the corner as the ref counts and yells at him. Snap mare on Big E for two.
Blows from Big E, but Ryback with a short shoulder tackle. Ryback takes Big E down, but Big E back with another belly-to-belly. Big E rushes Ryback, but eats a spinebuster for two.
Ryback beats his chest, then lands a sick clothesline on Big E for two. Ryback with another cover for two. Then another. Ryback raises Big E on his shoulder, but the momentum takes Big E over, and rather than landing on his feet the way he was supposed to. Big E ends up landing flat on his face and is obviously pissed. Big E plows through Ryback rather stiffly, then knocks Axel off the apron. Big E easily lifts Ryback on his shoulder for the big ending.
Winner – Big E (5:02)
Big E celebrates his win, and keeps looking up at the clock.
Woods and Eva Marie worked with Special Olympians at the WWE Training Center.
R-Truth & Naomi vs Fandango & Layla
R-Truth out singing with the Dactyls. Layla dances out, and Fandango joins her. They head to the ring together, then they suck face. Summer Rae's music hits and she stomps out to the ring, looking really pissed. Summer Rae into the ring, Fandango between the two women, then she grabs Fandango and plants one on him. Summer Rae with a Thesz Press on Layla. They fight on the mat until Fandango drags Layla away, even after she had two full handfuls of Summer Rae's hair! On the ramp Fandango looks back at Summer Rae in the ring as Layla yells at him.
The match never even starts.
In Ring Segment
Bryan's music and the fans are wild, but it's Steph who comes out. Steph is in a black top and black leather skirt. Steph out leading "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" but getting "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" and huge heat.
Steph – Tonight you should all be chanting yes because Bryan underwent successful neck surgery this past Thursday. Bryan has a truly incredible story. At WrestleMania he won the WWE WHC, then he went on to marry Brie Bella. Part 1 of the wedding will air this Sunday on Total Divas. ("What?") Bryan has overcome every obstacle, even his chant has inspired millions of people around the world. Entertainers, athletes, professionals, sport leagues, everyday people like you and I. Well, like you. ("What?") And Bryan is doing all he can to get back to active competition, because Bryan is your Champion. And he knows that you need an active Champion. ("What?") So, therefore, since I know Bryan is convalescing at home, and hanging on my every word, I'm afraid I've got some... Well, someone else can say it better than I can.
Video montage of Bad News Barrett announcing that he has some bad news.
Steph – (in a bad British accent) I'm afraid I've got some bad news. (heat) I am contemplating stripping Bryan of the WWE WHC. (heat) And awarding it...
"NO!" "NO!" "NO!"
Steph – And awarding it to the Demon, Kane. Or I could strip Bryan of the WWE WHC, and award it to Bad News Barrett. (pop) Oh, yeah, you like that because he's from the UK. You're so predictable. How about I award the WWE WHC to Batista! (HEAT) Seriously, if there's anyone deserving of being Champion, it is the COO of the WWE, my husband, the Game, the King of Kings, Triple H! (heat) But in all seriousness, I am not going to strip Bryan of the WWE WHC. I'm not going to, but I am going to demand that Bryan show up on RAW next week and do the right thing, personally surrender the WWE WHC, because that's what's best for business.
Slater vs Rusev
The Union Jacks out to the ring, but to little reaction.
Slater – London! The Union Jacks are home! So get up, get ready, because...
Slater is cut off by Rusev's music. Out comes Lana in a brown suit with pinstripes, white cuffs and collar.
Lana – Similar to mindless America. Attempting to interfere to something far more superior, and beyond your comprehension, will be the cause of your downfall. You cannot stop or alter the destiny of a great leader like Vladimir Putin. He succeeded in resurrecting Mother Russia as a great power house, unlike America, who has failed. In fact, America's future will be this.
On the tron is a picture of the White House with a Russian flag flying in front of it.
Lana – England, you are no different.
A picture of Westminster with a Russian flag in front of it.
Lana – The super athlete will show you why resistance is futile. Witness the wrath of the Bulgarian Brute, Rusev!
Rusev stomps out, sans expression. He speaks into the mic in his native language.
Slater flies out onto Rusev, but is caught and slammed into the apron, then the floor. A super kick to McIntyre. Mahal out and slammed into the barricade, then stairs. Rusev looks around at the bodies on the floor, then rolls Slater in. Rusev in, but the ref makes Rusev wait until Slater is ready.
Slater with his feet up, and then blows, but when coming off the ropes, he eats Rusev chest. Slater slammed to the mat. The accolade and it's over.
Winner – Rusev (0:41)
Rusev holds Slater until Lana tells him to let go. Rusev celebrates.
Ambrose – Last week Trip talked about humbling us. Talked about teaching us a lesson. Eliminating us. Then Trip is going to run his goons down, and hide behind them. Naw. What that looks like to me is that Evolution might be afraid of The Shield. Because at Payback we want an Evolution that wants to fight. This 20 on three crap, this (pointing to Reigns' eye), is this your brand of justice?
Reigns – Nice stitches. And the question remains from last week, is that all you got? Is that your best shot, because if it is, you have so many problems. You keep trying to knock us down, and we keep standing tall. And we;re never going to stop coming for you.
Rollins – Yeah. Evolution, that's what you don't understand, you don't get it, you keep attacking us while we're down, you keep us down, you keep trying to put us out. Example, two weeks ago in my match with Batista, I took one risk too many, and I made a mistake, and he did what he does, he took advantage, and then he beat me half to death when I could barely stand on my two feet. Tried to put me out of action. Tried to end my career, but couldn't get the job done. Tonight, Dave, I won't make any mistakes. Believe that Batista. And believe in The Shield.
Beat The Clock Challenge - ADR vs RVD
ADR in the ring. RVD out to face him. Split screen with ADR talking.
ADR – I was bred to be a Champion and deserve nothing less than to be a Champion again, but this is not for a selfish reason. This is for the children. The need a role model to look up to. They deserve this to teach them how to reach greatness. Our future depends on ADR.
"ECDub!" chants as RVD covers for two. RVD takes ADR down with his legs for two. ADR out, kicks RVD in the head as it hangs off the apron. ADR in to pin for two. Backstage Big E is looking on. RVD reverses the whip and lands a monkey flip. ADR rolls out. RVD out giving chase and rolls ADR in. ADR kicks RVD's head off as he tries to get in. ADR out and rolls RVD in. in the ring ADR gets two for his work.
Facelock on RVD on the mat through "RVD!" chants. RVD free with blows, then clotheslines ADR a couple times. A back kick to ADR, then calls for rolling thunder, but hits a piss poor leg drop for two. A sick back stabber on RVD for two.
ADR raises his fist, grabs RVD, but is blocked and kicked. RVD almost hits rolling thunder, but then back splashes. A 5 star frog splash, but gets nothing for it. ADR gets two on RVD.
ADR calls the move, lands his enziguri for two. One minute left. "RVD!" chants. ADR wastes time, but then RVD rolls him up for three!
Winner – RVD (4:15)
Recap of Bray opening the show on mic.
Renee – Please welcome Cena. Earlier you were successful against Bray,do you have a game plan going into your match with Harper?
Cena – You don't fix it, the game plan is the same as it was last week, invite the Tag Team Champs, the Usos. You know what that does? It keeps the odds fair. I'm no dummy, I can hear, the arena is full of followers of The Wyatt Family. They believe in Bray Wyatt's message. We may have the odds in the ring, but there's a sense of desperation tonight, just like Payback. I got a feeling I'll be walking into an arena of Wyatt's followers, so there's that desperation. I love desperation, because it provides moments of opportunity to either succeed or fail! What do I do in the face of desperation? Do I run? Do I run? Do I quit? Do I give up? No, see we fear no man, we turn down no fight. We will stay, we will fight and find that opportunity, seize it, and win! They are the Tag Team Champs, this is the heart of a Champion.
Cena beats his chest with his fist, and the Usos join him. They all start humming along, shouting out power words, smiling through it all. They then get the Uso chant going. The beat their chests and hum as they leave the area.
Trip – If these guys think for a second that that's all we've got, then they're dumber than we thought they were. This is just the beginning. You see what Randy did to Roman's eye? You see the stitches in his eye? That's just a start, and they know it.
Orton – Can't miss those stitches, can you?
Trip – Nah!
Orton – I think what needs to happen is that we take these guys out one by one at Payback, and maybe then they learn.
Trip – Maybe, or maybe it starts tonight. There's already blood in the water Dave, so I say you go to the ring tonight with Rollins, and you finish it. He doesn't make it to Payback.
Batista – And I'm going to do it all by myself.
Rollins vs Batista
Rollins through the crowd, by himself. Batista out to face him. Trip comes out as the special guest ring announcer.
Trip – Now I am, the Special Guest Ring Announcer, but as COO, it's my job to make sure these matches are as big as possible. That's why I'm adding a special guest time keeper, please help me welcome Randy Orton.
Orton out with Trip, both in Evo shirts, Trip in jeans with his hands taped, Orton in ring gear.
Trip – Now, please, help me welcome your opponent, representing Evolution, the Animal, Batista!
Batista to the ring, stripping his shirt as he walks the ramp.
Rollins – You know I've got some special guests of my own to make this match as big as possible. Let me announce the Special Guest Comentator, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns!
They come down through the stands to announce. Trip puts on a headset, yells about this being a bunch of crap, and throwing it off. Over the barricade and Ambrose is all cocky while Reigns looks menacing. Ambrose is on announce, and talking smack at Orton.
The bell rings, but Batista is too busy with Evo. Clothesline on Rollins, then shoulders in the corner. Ambrose says to talk to Maddox about them being official. Rollins turns it on Batista and stomps him. Ambrose tells JBL if he has such a problem with this, he can leave, because he doesn't want to be out-shined. Rollins free and kicks Batista in the head through, "Mason Ryan!" chants!
Rollins into the stairs and over. Batista in, Rollins hung up top. Baseball slide knocks Rollins to the floor. Orton and Trip over to where Rollins is, and Ambrose yells at them. Into the ring and Batista gets two.
Reigns does have a headset on, even though he's not talking, or sitting. Headlock on Reigns with body scissors on the mat. They get up and Batista takes jaw breaker. Rollins with blows on Batista, but eats a SICK back elbow for a long two.
Rollins whipped, hits the mat as Ambrose yells that he's on the headset doing his job. Trip is over to Rollins talking smack to him not moving on the mat. Batista sets Rollins up top, punches him, then climbs. Batista sets Rollins up, but Rollins with blows, then a head butt and Batista to the mat, but on his feet. Rollins off the top with a neck breaker and Reigns mumbles something on announce. Batista telegraphs and kicked for it. Rollins on Batista as Trip and Orton cheer him on. Rollins into Batista twice in the corner. Rollins blocks Batista, then lands a drop kick that knocks Batista through the ropes. Rollins with a suicide dive through the ropes. Batista rolled in, then Orton grabs at Rollins on the apron. Rollins is distracted as Reigns and Ambrose remove their headsets. Rollins off the top, but no Batista. Batista takes Rollins down hard. "Bootista!" chants. Rollins with a boot to Batista's face, then off the corner with one to the head for two.
"Let's go Rollins!" chants.
Rollins up, but Trip pushes him off. Ambrose on Trip. Orton attacks Ambrose who flies over German announce. Reigns on Orton who tries to flee and grabs a chair. Chair across Reigns' back. Orton with another chair, but Ambrose ran across the announce table to take out Orton! Trip kicks Ambrose in the head.
"This is awesome!" chants.
Rollins about to fly out onto Trip, but takes a punch to the face through the ropes.
Winner – Rollins via DQ (13:55)
Spear from Batista on Rollins. Outside the ring Trip sets up for a pedigree, but eats a body drop onto the table. Ambrose rushes around the ring and up to save Rollins. Batista drops Rollins and punches Ambrose off the apron, but then turns around and eats a spear from Reigns. Reigns pulls Rollins up and all three in the ring. Ambrose grabs Batista, but then has to land a drop kick to take Trip off the apron. During that time, Orton gets Batista out of the ring. The Shield in the ring, and Rollins flops from his feet to his face on the mat. He then recovers to his knees as they watch Evo retreats up the ramp. Ambrose, of course, is yelling smack, as is Rollins.
WWE Slam of the Week
Fox's match with Paige last week on RAW, then the hissy fit thrown by Fox.
Fox vs Paige
Fox in the ring in orange. Paige out in purple and black. Paige is almost glowing her smile is so big as she heads to the ring.
Kick to Paige's face! An upper cut, but then Fox telegraphs and is kicked. Head butts to Fox, then throws Fox by her hair, then again. Fox flees the ring, Paige after her, but back first into the barricade, then knocked off the top. Fox throws Paige into the ring roughly and pins for two. Fox slams Paige to the mat face first. Back breaker on Paige for two.
Standing over Paige, Fox slaps her across the face. Paige is whipped, then thrown back again, and again. Side headlock on Fox, but Paige takes her down for two.
Fox with another back breaker, then sends Paige into the second buckle and post. Fox then kicks Paige in there. Fox pins Paige for three.
Winner – Fox (3:23)
Fox celebrates all over the ref who gets a lot of boobs in his face. She celebrates all over the place, and steals King's crown. Fox then runs along the top of the barricade to right in the center of the correct side of the ring, steals a Coke from a kid, drinks some, then dumps the rest on her face, getting some on King's crown. She then shakes her hair on fans in the front row, covering them in Coke.
Another recap of Bray's opening segment.
The sheep mask looking at the camera, then Harper.
Harper – You're playing a very dangerous game, little mouse. The snake, the snake has grown very tired of it. So come out, come out, wherever you are.
Bray – It appears that out great hero has brought reinforcements to the battle. The Usos, the brothers by blood. Fools. They're just dominoes in a line. One by one they all fall down. Hahahaha!
Rowan – Run.
Beat The Clock Challenge – Henry vs Ziggler
Henry to the ring. Ziggler out to face him. Split screen.
Ziggler – Beat The Clock, I love it, because it gives me the chance to do what I do better than anyone else in the business. Show off. I do it quick, and I do it slick, and I don't give a damn who my opponent is, all I care about is the...
Henry walks into the screen, smiles right in Ziggler's face. Henry leaves and Ziggler holds his nose, as if Henry's breath was horrible.
Ziggler ducks Henry, then on him with blows, but Henry kicks Ziggler down. Ziggler runs the ropes into Henry. Henry slams Ziggler to the mat for two. JBL says today was Andre's birthday in 1946! Henry drops Ziggler to the mat, but Ziggler rolls out. The ref is counting Ziggler out as RVD watches backstage. Ziggler rolls in, then whipped. Henry eats a big elbow, and somehow lands his famouser for two.
Ziggler rolls out again. Ziggler sells outside while the ref counts. Ziggler in with a big drop kick on Henry. Ziggler pulls himself up on the ropes, then lands another drop kick, and both down again. Ziggler finally pins, but Henry kicks out.
"Let's go Ziggler!" chants.
Ziggler climbs, flies, is caught, then slammed to the mat for two. Henry looks at the clock, pulls Ziggler up, but Ziggler free, lands the zig-zag, but time runs out as Ziggler pins Henry.
RVD out to pose, showing off that he'll be facing Bad News Barrett for the IC Title at Payback. Barrett appears behind RVD, lans his bullhammer and RVD is out cold.
Barrett – I'm afraid I've got some bad news! See Rob, because you beat the clock, that means you have to fight me for the IC Championship. But not right now, because right now we're in London, my capital city, and it just so happens that this is the home of Greenwich Mean Time. Now Rob, you may have set the best time tonight, but it is in fact the English who set the time for the entire world. (huge pop) Mark my words Rob, there's no way in the world at Payback, this Englishman is going to lose to a bloody Yank. Thank you very much!
Video recap of the high points of the attack. Refs out to check on RVD.
Recap of Steph not stripping Bryan, but demands he show on RAW next week and do the right thing, surrender the WWE WHC.
In Ring Segment
Renee – Please welcome my guest at this time, Adam Rose.
The Exotic Express party comes out to the stage, then to the ring. Rose on the ropes, falls back, is carried around the ring, then gets in with Renee, as does the whole party. The fans are all singing the music.
Renee – Clearly since you came to the WWE, you've taken it by storm.
Rose – Hello Renee, hello London! Where's my cheeseburger? Where's my cheeseburger? His name's Ethan. He's got sesame seeds on his buns. Gonna take him to the doctor next week to have it looked at. Should all work out. I think I have a nurse, do I have a nurse? (no nurse, so to some guy) You can be his nurse, alright? Anything else?
Renee – Yeah, what I want to know, is what does it mean to be a rosebud?
Rose – Well it's really, really important, what it means is, to not be a lemon. Exactly, they got it.
Renee – Since you came to the WWE...
The fans start singing his music very loud.
Rose – You were saying, Renee? You were saying?
Renee – What I need to know is that since you've been in the WWE you've been targeting Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter.
Rose – Targeting is a very strong word, a very strong word. I don't think I've been targeting them, I just want Jacky-Boy and Zebby to loosen up. I want them to loosen up and stop being such bitter little lemons! Stop being such grump-pantses. Where's my bunny? Show Renee some of your moves! Come on bunny!
Swagger's music hits and they come out.
Zeb – Cut the music! Shut up! Adam Rose, just the it I was looking for. I gotta ask you a question Raylene (sic), what are you doing? What are you doing in the ring with that thing? That thing has questionable morals and runs up and down the road with a bunch of 1969 Woodstock rejects. What are you doing? Adam Rose, I got a bone to pick with you.
People are singing over Zeb.
Zeb – Before I pick it, let me get a little closer.
Swagger into the ring, bowing up at Rose. Zeb in the ring also.
Zeb – Stand back Jack. Stand back. This is between me and Adam. I want to tell you something, and between everyone in this building and at home. You, and vermin you travel with are the problem in my country, and if you hang around here long enough, you'll be the problem here. I don't know how you got into America. I don't know how you got into England, I will say that you fit better here with these freaks, than you do in America.
Zeb – Enough! Enough you hedonistic people! Immigration will let anyone in.
The fans were chanting something, possibly "Bollocks!" (If you know, find me on Facebook, please.)
Zeb – Have you people taken any medical tests? I don't know what type of germs are in this ring right now. I could catch anything from you. This is the bone I want to pick with you. You embarrassed me a week ago, and two weeks ago. I don't take embarrassment easily. ("What?") Why don't you send your people out of the ring? ("What?") I'll back Jack out of the ring. ("What?") And why not you and me settle it right here, right now?
"YES!" "YES!" "YES!"
Rose turns to hand off his mic, and Swagger punches him in the side of the head. Swagger stomps Rose, then goes to threaten other members of the party. Swagger turns back to Rose taking him down and punching Swagger in the head. Swagger free and rolls out. Swagger on the apron and Rose punches him in the head again.
Rose – Sometimes Renee you've got to fight, but it's party time, all the time!
Everyone in the ring sings and dances, as do the fans.
Cena vs Harper
Cena to the ring through huge heat, the Usos in tow. As soon as Cena's music hits, the heat can be heard.
"London, we're here!" The Wyatt Family to the ring. There's more lights in the audience than ever.
Harper drives Cena back into a corner. Dueling Cena chants, but mostly "Cena sucks!" Cena whipped and hits the mat. Harper whipped, eats a bulldog and boot to the face for two.
Harper whipped, but moves and Cena eats corner. Interesting cup handle slam for two.
Harper makes crazy faces at Bray, then knocks Cena down. Harper reaches for Bray, but then takes a shoulder block from Cena. Harper back with a big boot for two.
Gator roll on Cena, then a suplex for two.
"John Cena sucks!" singing from the fans.
Harper slammed to the mat, calls for the 5 knuckle shuffle, but slammed to the mat shoulder first. Cena sells the pain as the fans sing Rose's music. Harper goes after Cena and lands outside. Cena plants Harper, and the 5 knuckle shuffle. Harper reverses on Cena, face first to the mat, and gets two for it.
Body drop on Harper, but he comes back with a hurricanranna! Then a suicide dive through the ropes on Cena! Cena left sitting against the barricade. The fans keep singing Rose's music, as Harper reaches for Bray. Harper rushes Cena, eats an elbow then a big DDT for two.
Both men are down on the mat after that, but slowly to their feet.
A sick kick to Cena's face for another long two!
Cena set up top, facing out. Blows to Cena's back. Then Harper gets Cena into a rack, then drops into a neck breaker for two.
Harper stares into space, back over to look at Bray, and wipe his face on the top rope. Harper turns into a huge clothesline from Cena. Both up, Bray yelling into the ring. Harper rolls Cena through, but Cena locks on the STF. Harper crawls and drags Cena to the ropes. Rowan up, but the Usos on him. Flying Uso on Rowan off the barricade. Uso in, but then Bray in with Sister Abigail. The other Uso into the ring. Sister Abigail on one Uso, then the other.
Cena turns to Harper who plants him for two.
AA on Harper, but Rowan is there to attack Cena.
Winner – Cena via DQ (12:48)
Bray back into the ring. Rowan holds Cena, Bray into the corner, then back bends. Cena fights back against Rowan, but Bray with Sister Abigail on Cena. The fans are singing The Wyatts music. Cena tossed from the ring. Harper and Rowan toy with Cena, blows and pushing him around. Rowan with a fall away slam onto the ramp.
Up on the stage Bray lands another Sister Abigail.
Bray – He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the whole wide world, in his hands. He's got the whole world in his hand. He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the you and me brother in his hands. He's got the you and me brother, in his hands. He's got the you and me brother in his hand. He's got the whole world in his hands.
Over the singing, Harper counts to ten.
Bad News Barrett
Adam Rose's music