RAW Results June 9, 2014
From Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota
Reported on by Kendra Bunyon For Wrestling News World
Rollins promises to tell all tonight. Breaking news about Bryan.
In Ring Segment
Trip and Steph come out. Trip in his power suit, Steph in a black dress with small sheer panels that show off her curves. They’re all huggy and cuddly.
Trip – It’s a good night to be right!
Steph – That was good honey, I like that. As The Authority we get to make blockbuster announcements, and tonight is one of those nights.
Steph – Tonight is one of those nights. We’ve all been hanging in the balance with the WWE WHC, but tonight we have resolve, so ladies and gentlemen, let’s hear it from the horses mouth, the man who performed the surgery on Bryan, Dr. Joe Maroon.
On the tron –
Dr. Maroon – Despite Daniel’s desire to return to normal activities, it would be detrimental if he returned too soon. Even though Daniel is not cleared to compete this month, he will be reevaluated this month to get him back into the ring as soon as possible.
Steph – So, there you have it, Bryan will be unable to compete at MITB. (Heat) I know you guys, but you can’t be that disappointed. You can’t expect an A+ recovery from a B+ player.
Trip – That’s right, you can’t, and don’t blame us, at the end of the day, this isn’t the Daniel Bryan fan club, it’s the WWE, it’s a business, and what’s best for business is a Champ who can defend his Championship, something your beloved Bryan cannot do at MITB.
Steph – Therefore it’s with heavy heart that we officially strip Daniel Bryan of the WWE WHC.
“NO!” “NO!” “NO!”
Steph – I said it last week, if Bryan couldn’t compete, our hand is forced and Daniel, our condolences go out to you. I know you’re hearing this for the first time right now, my assistant tried to call you, but you didn’t respond and return her phone call. And our condolences go out to your ungrateful wife Brie as well. Who, as it turns out, quit for absolutely nothing.
Trip – She is a shrewd businesswoman.
Steph – She’s something else, very, very bright. But Daniel and Brie, the show much go on for everyone else. For the first time ever, there will be a WWE WHC Ladder Match at MITB. Who will have the honor of competing in that match. There will be a series of qualifying match, the first went down on Smackdown. Therefore the first entrant into the MITBLM for the WWE WHC will be ADR.
Trip – The second person entered deserves it because he is who he is, that’s the Viper, Randy Orton. We can guarantee you that at the MITB we will crown a new WWE WHC.
Steph – Amen to that!
Trip – It’s funny how everybody couldn’t wait after WrestleMania to rub it in our faces that they were right. When Bryan pulled off the fluke victory of a lifetime, you couldn’t wait to cheer for him, and it turns out that we were right the whole time. Bryan is not WWE WHC material.
Steph – Just not. And he proved it.
Trip – He’s not even here tonight. Shows how bad it is. Another thing, how many times did I tell you, adapt, or perish? But you all wanted to come out and say The Shield beat Evo, their so great. Adapt or perish. Rollins adapted! The Shield, well, look for yourself.
Video recap of Rollins turning on The Shield last week on RAW.
Trip – I don’t know about all of you, but I believe in Rollins. Ambrose, Reigns, tonight, what is left of the once dominant The Shield will whimper to the end. Tonight you will step into this ring in a 6 Man Tag Match against Bray Wyatt and The Wyatt Family. I’m going out on a limb saying that it might be tough for them to find a partner in that locker room, the locker room they’ve run roughshod over for the past two years. So, this is probably like a Handicap Match. Take out your ell phones because tonight you will witness history as The Shield whimpers into extinction. Rollins adapted and tonight The Shield perish.
They show Bryan’s straps hanging high over the ring (and if Bryan didn’t know about all this, how did they get the belts to hang?).
MITB Qualifying Match – Sheamus vs Barrett
Sheamus to the ring. Barrett out to face him.
Barrett – The saying goes that in life, those people you step on on the way up, you see again on your way back down. But for Sheamus, and anyone who’s trying to qualify tonight, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news! Because once I climb to the top of that ladder and grab that WWE WHC, mark my words, I am never, ever coming back down.
They both circle and look up. They lock up, Sheamus into a corner, clean break. Barrett kicks and then blows on Sheamus into a corner. Sheamus whipped, but comes out onto Barrett. Knee drops on Barrett. Barrett back with punches, then knees to Sheamus. Barrett pulls Sheamus into a short clothesline. Sheamus, on the apron, with a slap to Barrett’s gut. Barrett blocks Sheamus and knocks him off with a blow. Barrett launches himself off the stairs onto Sheamus. Sheamus rolled in, and Sheamus in after him, but taken down with a forearm to the face. Barrett to the apron, and Sheamus with his forearms to Barrett’s chest. Sheamus suplexes Barrett into the ring for two.
Sheamus off the corner with a knee, but Barrett mores. Sheamus telegraphs and is kicked as the fans chant for Barrett. Sheamus dives at Barrett to take him over the top, but Barrett struggles to go over, but makes it.
Facelock on Sheamus on the mat. Sheamus up and free with blows. Barrett whipped, but comes back with a lovely suplex out of the corner for two.
Barrett stomps Sheamus, then up on the second ropes. Barrett with an elbow, but Sheamus gets his knees up to block. Both slow to their feet, then Sheamus with clotheslines, then a knee in the corner. Running knee on Barrett, but then eats Barrett’s knee in a corner. Irish curse on Barrett for two.
Sheamus climbs, but Barrett knocks him to sitting. Sheamus off the top and rolls through, but Barrett with winds of change for a long two.
Sheamus lifted, but elbows Barrett in the face. Brogue kick is missed, but Sheamus plants Barrett on the mat for two.
Sheamus looks up at the straps hanging as there’s dueling chants for the two, much louder for Barrett. Sheamus readies, but Barrett ducks from the brogue and from the ring. Sheamus off the ring and eats barricade trying to get Barrett who moves. Barrett into the ring and the ref counts. Sheamus in at nine. Barrett lifts Sheamus and hits wasteland for a long two.
Barrett looks shocked, but gets up and pulls down his elbow pad. Sheamus up, but lifts Barrett and hits white noise for another long two.
Sheamus looks shocked, and tired as the fans chant for both men. Sheamus on the apron and they exchange blows through the ropes. Barrett with Sheamus’ arm over the rope, and Barrett all over him. Sheamus into the post, shoulder first from the apron, twice. Into the ring and Sheamus eats Barrett’s feet in a corner. Sheamus comes back with brogue for three.
Winner – Sheamus (13:53)
Barrett is flat on the mat. Sheamus uses the ref’s hand to pull himself to his feet. Sheamus celebrates and looks up at the straps. Video recap of the high points of the match.
Harper – They said that we were pariahs. Two discarded animals, sometimes I still get those urges. Urges from a deep, dark place.
Bray – Urges. Every man has urges. But the true measure of a man is admit them, to learn to control them. The Shield used to refer to themselves as the most dominant force in our universe, but that ain’t the way I remember it. Hahaha! They fell victim to the faults of man. Their lust, and green and valor for glory. It led them right down to the pit, where they belong. And tonight, they’ll burn for it. For I am no man, I am reborn! Our bond can never be broken. And our urges can never be satisfied.
Rowan – Follow the buzzards.
Rusev vs Ryder
Lana out in a black pinstriped suit, showing off her assets.
Lana – The best way to compare superpowers of the world is to look at its leaders. The United States is led by a man that oozes weakness. He is what you call as sissy.
Lana – Your leader is what we call a girly-man. Just look at the man who leads your USA.
Video of Obama working out.
Lana – Now, behold the leader of the great nation of Russia, Vladimir Putin. He is strong. He is virile. A man amongst men. President Putin will crush your President Obama. Now that the frailty of your flaccid, ineffectual leader is revealed, it is only a matter of time before the strength of your nation gives out and a new power takes its place, Mother Russia!
Justin announces Rusev. He comes out and speaks in his native tongue. They head to the ring as Rusev abuses the Russian flag the whole way.
Rusev backs Ryder into a corner and beats him down with head butts, blows and stomps. Ryder eats mat, then pulled up, but lands blows of his own. Double knees to Rusev’s face in a corner, but then Rusev gets a foot into Ryder’s face as he runs the ropes and (Ryder’s head rolls away) then the accolade and Ryder taps out.
Winner – Rusev (1:00)
Video recap of the high points of the match. The Russian flag unfurls from above.
RybAxel vs Goldust & R-Truth
RybAxel in the ring posing. Goldust out to face them and waits for his new partner, R-Truth. Cody is watching backstage.
Ryback all over R-Truth with blows. Shoulder in the heel corner and Axel tags in. They double team R-Truth, then Axel takes R-Truth down. Ryback tags in and they double suplex R-Truth for two.
Axel tags in and R-Truth pulls Axel into Ryback’s way. Goldust tags in and lands a big right to Axel who telegraphs. Goldust whipped, but lands a lovely power slam. Goldust takes out Ryback who comes in illegally, then off the corner with a crossbody onto both from the corner. Goldust whipped, then suplexes Axel for two as Ryback breaks the count.
R-Truth dumped off the corner, and spinebuster on Ryback, but then le rolls Goldust up for three.
Winners – RybAxel (2:15)
Goldust looks shocked and upset on the mat. R-Truth to his side.
Layla in the makeup chair.
Layla – The people from Minneapolis are so uncultured. Like, isn’t Summer Rae from here? These people have no appreciation for the fine arts, and dancing. Fandango can’t wait to get out of here. By the way Jackie, can you try that smudge-proof lipstick, because the last time I kissed Fandango, I got lipstick all… Ahhh! Wha…..
Summer Rae is pouring a half gallon of milk over Layla’s head, then in her face. Layla is slammed face first onto the table. Layla ends up on the floor covered in milk and mess as Summer Rae stomps off.
In Ring Segment
Slater – Well, well, The Shield was supposed to be out here to talk, but that’s not what we do. We don’t come out here to talk…
The Shield’s music cuts Slater off. On announce they talk about the mismatch here, and JBL says yes, 3MB needs a lot more people. They come to the ring and 3MB attacks. Ambrose all over Slater as Reigns works Mahal and McIntyre. They tumble out and McIntyre with head butts on Reigns. Ambrose flies out of the ring. The two of them send McIntyre into timekeeping. Mahal into the barricade. Slater backs up the ramp, calling the other two. Reigns flanks Slater and spears him hard to solid pop.
“Roman Reigns!” chants.
Reigns and Ambrose into the ring, all riled up to great pop.
Ambrose – The Shield was untouchable and we will go down in the history books as one of the greatest groups in sports entertainment, ever! (The ever was punctuated with a light punch to Reigns’ right pec.) We dominated WWE, we beat everybody, even Evolution. But we weren’t healthy, we had a cancer inside of us, little did we know. That cancer’s name was Seth Rollins. (heat) History is full of people like you Seth, everyone in this building knows someone like you Seth, someone who would stab his brother in the back. Suck up and sell out to The Authority! Now when I get the opportunity to rearrange your face, which I will, your nose isn’t going to be here anymore, it’s going to be over here (at his right temple). By your ear. I say ear, because you’re only going to have one left. I’m going to rip your dirty stinking hair out by the roots and stuff it in your mouth. There will be plenty of room where your teeth used to be. Seth Rollins, my brother, you are scum and we are looking forward to what that scum has to say tonight. Once you stand out in front of the whole world and lie through your teeth. We want you to stand out here in front of the whole world, and we want to hear Trip’s words coming out of your mouth. We’re going to listen to every word of it, then we’re going to beat the hell out of you.
Ambrose throws the mic down to sell his ire, but then turned and picked it up, handing it to Reigns with a smirk. Reigns had a huge smile as Ambrose said something only to him.
Reigns – Seth you committed the most unforgivable sin. You’re the scum of the earth. There’s things you don’t do in life. You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t piss in the wind, and you don’t ever stab your brothers in the back. But you’re only part of the problem. The other parts are Randy Orton and Triple H. Randy Orton runs around here and he thinks everybody owes him something, thinks he’s the face of the company. When I get my hands on you Randy, you’re going to be the ass of the company. And when I’m done with you, I’m coming for you Trip. The King of Kings. We’re going to have our own game of thrones. Believe that!
Reigns tosses the mic over his shoulder so it bounces. They pose to the camera. Rollins is backstage in a black suit, black shirt, black tie, sneering at the monitor.
Usos vs Fandango & Sandow
Usos to the ring. Layla dances out covered in milk and crap. Fandango ends up behind her and the smell makes him wince. Fandango and Layla motion for Fandango’s partner. Out comes Sandow in a nude unitard (long sleeves, low cut neck), bare feet, and a ribbon he’s dancing with (Sandow sells this in a way that shows he has grapefruits). Video recap of Summer Rae dumping on Layla earlier. Fandango dances in the ring and argues with Layla. Usos laugh. Sandow gets tied up in his ribbon.
Fandango and Jimmy start off, back and forth. Inverted atomic drop on Fandango, then some dance moves from Jimmy. Sandow tags in, does a plie, spins around. Side headlock takedown from Sandow. “Let’s go Sandow!” chants fill the arena. Sandow works the ring hard, and poses. He spins around and dances until he takes a kick to the face. Fandango in, but then out. Big splash from Jey on Sandow for three.
Winners – Usos (2:18)
Video recap of the high points of the match – specifically Sandow’s selling his dancing. In the ring the Usos dance, one spinning the other in a silly way, all smiles.
Woods vs Bo Dallas
Woods in the ring. Bo out to face him.
Bo – I know Bryan is at home watching this right now. He has a lot of anger inside. There’s only one way Bryan can come back stronger than ever (“What?”) and it has nothing to do with what the doctors say! (“What?”) The secret to Bryan’s recovery (“What?”) all he has to do is Bolieve!
They lock up. Bo behind Woods, Woods reverses. Bo reverses. Side headlock on Woods. Woods pushes off, then blocks Bo. A kneeling fireman carry takedown on Bo. Arm bar on Woods. Woods rolls through, reverses it. Bo pushes off and on Woods’ guts. Short back elbows on Woods, then a short clothesline. Bo celebrates, then talks up Woods, saying Woods’ doing his best. Forearm takes Bo down. Woods elevated, lands on the apron, then into the ring through “CM Punk!” Running Bodog for three.
Winner – Bo (2:32)
Bo with his victory lap. Bo back into the ring and extends his hand to Woods. “You did a good job. One day you will be a Champion of life!” Video recap of the high points of the match.
WWE WHC MITB Qualifying Match Cesaro vs RVD
Heyman – Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and I and the one behind the one in 21-1. I earned that distinction when my client, Brock Lesnar conquered Underaker’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania! What everyone here and around the world knows is that Brock Lesnar was groomed to make history ever since he was the greatest athlete at the University of Minnesota. (huge pop from the home-state crowd) You know I’m glad you feel that way, because my client and I were talking this morning, and he gave me the idea of doing something special tonight on RAW. We feel it’s time and the place for a WrestleMania victory party. Therefore ladies and gentlemen it’s my honor to tell you that your next WWE WHC wishes to celebrate the biggest victory of his career tonight. Fresh off his WrestleMania victory, stand up as I present to you to winner of the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal, Cesaro!
Cesaro to the ring. RVD out to face him.
They lock up. RVD with a spinning heel kick to Cesaro, then a drop kick. Side headlock on RVD, and RVD pushes off and takes a shoulder block. Cesaro with a back breaker on RVD for two.
Cesaro calls the move into RVD ear, then RVD reverses the whip and lands a monkey flip on Cesaro. RVD is whipped, gets a foot up, then off the corner with a thrust kick on Cesaro. Cesaro rolls out, so RVD flies out over the top onto Cesaro who catches him.
Facelock on RVD on the mat. RVD up to his feet and free. RVD reverses on Cesaro and into a kick for two. Cesaro whipped, badly struggles with RVD, but then lifts into a fallaway slam. RVD rolls out and Cesaro out after him. RVD into the barricade. RVD rolled in, and Cesaro in after him. Front facelock on RVD into an upper cut. Double stomps to RVD’s chest for two.
Facelock on RVD on the mat. “RVD!” chants. RVD elbows free, then kicks a telegraphing Cesaro. Clothesline to Cesaro, but then Cesaro ducks. RVD with blows on Cesaro, then Cesaro whipped and takes a kick to the face. Split legged moonsault on Cesaro for a long two as Heyman freaks outside the ring.
Shoulder to Cesaro in a corner. Cesaro whipped, but blocks RVD and throws him up, landing an upper cut for a long two.
Cesaro slams RVD to the mat for two.
Heyman yells at Cesaro to stay on RVD. RVD uses his legs to roll Cesaro up for two.
RVD takes Cesaro down, lands rolling thunder for two.
Cesaro struggles to his feet and takes another RVD kick. RVD whipped, but gets an elbow up. RVD on the second ropes, but tripped. Cesaro on the apron and wraps RVD’s leg around the post. Heyman yells at Cesaro to keep on RVD. Cesaro lands his neutralizer for three.
Winner – Cesaro (11:00)
Video recap of the high points of the match.
Cole talks about whether Reigns and Ambrose could find a partner tonight. Video recap of the start of the show with Trip on mic. Then to Reigns and Ambrose on mic talking back, and Rollins is watching backstage.
In Ring Segment
Cole – He’s a former member of The Shield, please welcome Seth Rollins.
Rollins out to new music, in all black and spiffy, as I wrote earlier. He struts to the ring with his hair slicked back into a ponytail, with the very slightest bit of roots, but only a couple days worth. “You sold out!” chants.
Cole – Seth, welcome. There’s been a lot of talk over the past week about…
Rollins – Michael, let me stop you before you get started, because I don’t… (HUGE heat) I don’t understand what the controversy you talk about is all about. Are we just talking about what I did last week? Because to me, that wasn’t a big deal. I was just doing what’s best for business, what was what’s best for my business. The Shield, Michael, the greatest faction in the history of the WWE, created by me! You don’t think I have the right to destroy my own creation. It takes an architect, a mastermind to put together a faction like The Shield, you think that Dean Ambrose is in any way responsible for that? Dean Ambrose is a lunatic, given a week to his own devices, he’s face down in a ditch. And Roman Reigns, the golden boy. You’ll never see anger and fury like you see in Roman Reigns, but without someone to control is, he’s nothing, he’s worthless. Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns are nothing without me!
Reigns and Ambrose are watching all this backstage on a monitor. Reigns is bunching up, Ambrose bouncing from foot to foot.
Rollins – They owe me every once of success they have ever achieved.
Cole – Many will argue that The Shield was about three individuals that came together to form an awesome team, not just about one man.
Rollins – You know I guess we will find out later tonight with the pathetic remnants of The Shield have their last hurrah out here against The Wyatt Family. Let me ask you a question Michael. Why is this such a surprise? I took The Shield to the very top, we defeated everybody, we conquered the world Michael. At Payback we beat Evolution in a clean sweep. From every event in life you should learn something, you know what I learned from Evolution, I learned that to be a success in this business, you have to evolve, you have to adapt.
“You sold out!”
Rollins – No, no, no, I bought in. I bought into the Evolution of Seth Rollins. And another thing. Another thing that you won’t admit. That you all won’t admit. It takes guts to do on what I did last week. Everyone is fixated on the fact that I stabbed my brothers in the back, that I betrayed my brothers, and maybe to Ambrose and Reigns, we were brothers. To me they were just business partners, and a severed a business relationship. For two years every night I came out here, and I put my fist out, and I said believe in The Shield, and every night what I meant is what I’m going to tell you right now is that you (Cole) and everyone else better start believing in Seth Rollins! (heat) So that’s it, that’s all you wanted to hear, right Michael? Oh, oh, wait, I was listening earlier and I heard Ambrose say that he was going to let me say my peace, then they were going to come out here and kick the hell out of me. Well…
Rollins very obviously, yet carefully throws the director chair he’d been sitting in out of the ring, but making sure it didn’t go anywhere near the fans in the front row.
Rollins – I’ve said my peace. (off mic) Where you at boys?
Off comes his jacket. The Shield comes from beside the ramp and out.
The lights go out!
The lights come back and Rowan and Harper are in the ring across from Reigns and Ambrose. Ambrose throws himself at Harper, Reigns on Rowan. Rollins is outside yelling smack. Rollins into the ring and Rowan tossed from the ring, behind Rollins’ back. Reigns advances on Rollins who tries to flee, but then Harper from the ring and Reigns has Rollins. Rollins tossed down and flees the ring as Bray in to get into the fight. Rowan and Harper back in and they go after Reigns and Ambrose.
Cena’s music hits and he runs to the ring to join the fight. Cena on Bray and tosses him out. Rowan and Harper from the ring, leaving Ambrose, Reigns and Cena standing tall.
Recap of The Shield facing The Wyatts and Rollins, and Cena running to The Shield’s aid.
Paige vs Fox
Paige to the ring. Fox to the ring with Aksana in tow.
They lock up, Paige to the ropes. They keep pushing and Paige ends up outside. Paige avoids Aksana and Fox into Aksana. Paige slaps Fox. Fox in, then out to grab Paige and roll her in. Facelock on Paige on the mat. “There’s something wrong with her (Fox) that even duct tape can’t fix,” says King. Norther lights suplex on Paige. Fox back on Paige with the facelock, yelling that Paige is on her hair. Fox slams Paige down, but then Paige rolls Fox up for two.
Clothesline to Paige for two.
Gut wrench back breaker on Paige for two.
Side headlock on Paige. Paige reverses on Fox and sends her out through the ropes. Paige pulls Fox up by her hair and kicks her in the boobs through the ropes. Clotheslines to Fox who is all screaming. Fox botches Paige’s move, though Paige gets two for it.
Paige up top, but Fox pulls her off by her ankle. The ref yells at Aksana to back off. Paige throws Fox into the bottom rope, knocking her head with Aksana. Paige locks on the PTO and Fox taps out.
Winner – Paige (4:57)
Video recap of the high points of the match. Aksana in holding Fox’s head, tending to her friend who seems loopy and smiling. Aksana pulls Fox up. Fox throws Aksana’s hand off, slaps Aksana, then really attacks her. Out of the ring Fox grabs drinks and popcorn from people in the front row. Some popcorn thrown at the camera, then into the ring and Fox dumps the water on Aksana, then the popcorn. Fox offers popcorn to Aksana, then jams it into her mouth. An arm tightly around Aksana’s neck, and Fox tells her that she’s sorry, then jams more popcorn into her mouth. Aksana is obviously freaked out as Fox says she’s sorry, again.
Swagger vs Santino
Swagger is standing in the ring looking, well, looking. Zeb with a sign that says, “Deport Santino” The other side says, “Here’s a pizza my mind” Swagger with “We, the people!”, then Santino comes out to the ring. Split screen of Santino talking earlier.
Santino – Apparently I’m on Mr. Zeb Carter’s list of people to be exported, because I come from Italy and I talk a little bit differently from heem. I think Mr. Zeb Carter needs to be exported back to where he come froms, a place called hell! We, the peoples!
JBL (on announce) – Who taught him English? Funaki?
Santino with blows on Swagger. Santino whipped, floats over, then a blow on Swagger. Santino ducks, then a hip toss. Swagger ends up outside by announce and pissed. He yells at Zeb. Zeb slaps Swagger twice. Swagger sends Santino into corners, then slams him to the mat. Santino whipped, but moves and Swagger shoulder first. Out comes the cobra, but Swagger with a gut wrench power bomb on Santino for three.
Winner – Swagger (1:55)
Video recap of the high points of the match. Zeb back into the ring to celebrate with Swagger.
Cody – I’ve got it. Somebody who is good enough to be your partner. It’s not Cody Rhodes, it’s not R-Truth, it’s not Sin Cara, it’s somebody you never seen before. Somebody who can match your star power. Somebody brighter than all the stars in the galaxy.
Goldust – What are you talking about Cody?
Cody – I’m talking about somebody who can magnify the magnificence of Goldust. He will join you next week!
They talk about who Cody might have for Goldust. Cole talks about the update of Bryan by his doctor and go to that video, and Steph stripping Bryan, and the MITBLM for the WWE WHC.
Trip – Alberto, Cesaro, Randy Orton, Sheamus, shaping up to be one hell of a PPV. Will be one hell of a Championship match.
Steph – What I don’t understand is Cena. Last week interrupting me, this week getting involved with The Shield. I don’t understand.
Trip – It doesn’t matter, Steph, I guarantee you, this is the last time you’re going to see The Shield.
Vickie – Excuse me? Hi guys, I took it upon myself to be here tonight to celebrate with you. There’s no more Brad Maddox or Daniel Bryan.
Vickie pours bubbly into a plastic flute, then sneezes into it. Steph looks disgusted. Trip wipes his face. Steph slaps the plastic flutes out of Vickie’s hand.
Steph – I fired you once Vickie, don’t make me do it again. Get out. I said, get out!
The Shield & Cena vs The Wyatts
The Shield to the ring through the stands again.
The Shield in the ring waiting. Cena out to join them.
Bray – Minneapolis, we’re here.
The Wyatt Family to the ring. Through much clapping and even MORE lights in the audience. Their music ends and the dueling chants for Cena start.
They all attack, everyone fighting, so the ref calls for the bell. It ends up Ambrose and Rowan in the ring. Blows to Rowan, then a crossbody. Shoulder and kicks to Rowan in a corner, and he’s stomped down. Ambrose flings himself, rolling through the air onto Rowan. Ambrose flies out onto Harper, then brings Rowan to the face corner and tags out. Reigns with blows on Rowan in a corner, all ten. Back elbow on Rowan, then a sick clothesline drops him. Rowan up with a blow and Harper tags in. Crazy eyed and Harper is blocked three times by Reigns, then Reigns with a suplex on Harper. Ambrose tags in and at Harper’s gut in a corner. Ambrose with a running drop kick on Harper’s knee in the ropes. Ambrose on Harper’s knee into a half Boston crab on Harper. Harper pushes Ambrose’s bum away. Ambrose ends up running into Harper’s bit boot for two.
Bray tags in and on Ambrose as Harper holds him. Bray walks around Ambrose, then yells smack at him. A big blow from Bray drops Ambrose into the heel corner. Rowan tags in and chokes Ambrose with a foot. Ambrose rolls out and Rowan follows, sending Ambrose into the barricade. Ambrose reverses and Rowan into the stairs, sending them flying. Rowan is holding his arm as they struggle into the ring. Bray tags in and stomps Ambrose. Ambrose whipped into the heel corner, taking blows and head butts. Harper tags in and stomps Ambrose in the corner, then wails wildly. Upper cut to Ambrose for two.
Facelock on Ambrose as a huge dueling Cena chant is started by one woman and carried through the arena. Jaw breaker from Ambrose to break free from Harper, but Ambrose eats a sick forearm to the face that lands him on the mat.
Chinlock on Ambrose on the mat. Ambrose up, head butts Rowan, but then takes a side slam for two.
Bray tags in and pulls Ambrose up, bouncing his face off the corner, then landing a splash. Bray rushes Ambrose, but eats feet! Ambrose fights up, off the corner, but caught by Bray and planted for two. Reigns breaks the count and keep on Bray, but Harper knocks him away. Harper tags in and on Ambrose into the ropes. An upper cut on Ambrose into the ropes and the dueling chant fill the arena again. Ambrose fights back and Cena gets the hot tag. Rowan in and eats Cena shoulder tackles. Rowan slammed to the mat, then the 5k. Harper in and tossed out. Bray in and knocked down, but Rowan takes Cena down. Rowan pulls Cena up and into the heel corner. Cena choked with a foot, then Rowan taunts Reigns. Cena tries to reach for a tag, but stopped by Rowan’s blow. Bray in with a back splash for two.
Blow from Bray to Cena, dropping him. Bray plays to the fans, then eats a drop kick from Cena. Bray stop Cena from tagging out, and tags in Harper himself. Cena hung upside-down in a corner, and Harper on him. Harper then gets Cena into the rack into a neck breaker for a long two.
Facelock on Cena on the mat. Cena up and powers free, but then spikes Cena to the mat for two.
Rowan tags in and drops a knee on Cena’s back. “Fruity Pebbles!” chants as Rowan punches Cena to the mat. Cena pushes off Rowan, knocks Bray from the apron, but then aught by Rowan and slammed to the mat. From outside Bray with blows on Cena as the ref counts. Bray in and on Cena, pulling him to his feet, then dancing with Cena. Cena calls moves as they dance, then Bray lifts Cena and throws him to the mat for a long two.
Bray to a corner, then back bends, smiling. Back splash, but Cena moves and Bray hits the mat. Cena is able to tag out. Reigns on Harper who tags in. Big clothesline on Harper, then another in a corner. Rowan in, so Ambrose takes him down. Running kick on Rowan through the ropes by Reigns. Reigns takes Harper down, but Rowan breaks the count.
Cena in for an AA, but takes Sister Abigail. Superman punch to Rowan, then Ambrose with a suicide dive onto him. Harper with a big boot, but can’t keep Reigns down for three.
“This Is Awesome!” chants.
Reigns with a spear on Harper for three.
Winners – Cena & The Shield (20:35)
Cena nods to The Shield. Backstage Trip looks to Rollins and they share an unspoken something.
Bad News Barrett
Heyman mentioning Brock Lesnar
Lana & Rusev
Sandow in a nude unitard w/ a ribbon