Cole talks about post WrestleMania. Cena has redeemed himself, so he will be starting RAW! Also, Taker will be there live!
Cole is on announce with King and JBL. They show stills from WrestleMania as they talk up the show in a huge way. Cena prevailed and became an 11 time WWE Champ. They then pose on the stage arms held high together.
In Ring Segment
Cena out wearing a white shirt saying ‘The Champ is here’ with an arrow pointing down at his penis… I mean his Title belt. He enters the ring which is strung with white ropes. rtime=now is on the back of the shirt. His music ends and there’s a lot of heat, but some pop for Cena. He stands in the center of the ring smiling as the heat grows and the ‘Cena sucks!’ chants filter through. Cena says it should be every WWE Superstars dream to be in the main event and win at WrestleMania. When you win the main event at WrestleMania you get everything that goes along with it – the adulation.
Okay, I’m going to stop you there, we’ve known each other for ten years now.
“Cean sucks!” chants and lots of heat.
I may be going out on a limb tonight, but you guys seem angry.
Maybe a little bit more than angry.
I’m upset too. WrestleMania is over, I get it, that’s why you’re upset. WWE isn’t like Christmas, this is the Monday Night RAW. It don’t matter how you feel about me, everyone sitting here…
“BORING!” chants fill the arena.
Amazingly enough, every RAW after every WrestleMania is more than that, we thought it was done, but back comes Brock to whip my ass!
And hell, I’m feeling pretty good tonight. We’ve got a very volatile crowd, I might do some sort of Championship dance tonight. It might have a little shake – as he does a silly jig.
It might have a little kick?
“NO!” “NO!” “NO!”
No kick either? I got it, how about a little heel turn. See what I’m talking about! Now we can go on to RAW. A blond HOFer once told me – to be the man, you’ve got to beat the man! Wooo! Wooo! And last night at WrestleMania two titans clashed, even The Rock got hurt, but out of that, a Champion rose.
So I proudly say to you, the Champ is here!
Chants I can’t hear.
Cena says this is what he wanted for a WrestleMania main event celebration. This is my post WrestleMania celebration. I’m not going to rest up and play with balloons, I’m defending this tonight. We’re starting with a WWE Championship. I don’t know who the #1 contender is. I don’t care if it’s Ziggler, Orton, Punk, we’re going to have a fight…
Henry’s music hits and out he comes to Cena who looks really nervous all of a sudden.
Henry slowly into the ring and says, what’s up Champ. The problem with coming out and asking for trouble is trouble might just find you. You won your match last night at WrestleMania.
“Sexual chocolate!” chants.
Cena acts confused by this. It’s a raucous crowd, they want to have sex with chocolate.
Henry tells him not to pay attention to them. I destroyed Ryback last night, and with all this talk, I think you and me need to have some action.
“Feed me more!”
Cena says, first they want to have sex with chocolate, then they want to eat some more. Mr. World’s Strongest Man, let me introduce myself, John Cena, WWE Champ.
You’re right, I can see that look and I’m afraid. I’m afraid to tell you have the breath of a thousand asses. You want a fight, you got one, for the WWE Championship!
Booker T out and says he will not have him making WWE Championship matches. It ain’t going down like that. The deal is The Rock is entitled to a rematch.
Cena says, once in a lifetime, the best out of three?
The Rock is the #1 contender for the WWE Championship.
Cena says he agrees, he beat The Rock last night.
Booker T said The Rock was injured, so he won’t be here tonight. But Henry…
Henry wants a shot? Then he has to earn it. Beat Cena in the ring tonight, and you will get your shot, but only if you beat Cena.
Henry steps up, but Booker T puts a hand out. Henry tells Booker T to take his hand off him. Then to Cena that he’s full of jokes, but I’m not laughing. All those joke will get you is ending in the hall of pain. Bring your a-game!
Big E, Ziggler and AJ stand around talking.
Bryan w/ Kane vs Big E w/ Ziggler & AJ
Bryan to the ring. Big E to the ring with Ziggler and AJ in tow. Big E flexed and threw his arms back, one of his fists hit AJ in the chest really hard. He casually checks on her, and she smiles through it, but he hit her really hard!
Bryan on Big E with kicks, but tossed off. Bryan rushes Big E, but is slammed down with one arm. Shoulder block in a corner on Bryan hard! Big E pulls Bryan up, calls the move, and knees Bryan in the gut. Bryan up on Big E’s shoulder, then flipped Bryan back hard. A kick to Bryan’s ribs and the “Daniel Bryan!” chants start. Bryan up and again slammed down, but rolls Big E up for two. Bryan with his kicks to Big E’s chest, then the last to his head. Bryan climbs, but AJ distracts the red and Ziggler pushes Bryan into the ring. Kane grabs Ziggler, but Big E throws Bryan out over the top and into Kane out there! Big ending on Bryan for three.
Winner – Big E (2:21)
Video of the high points. Big E, Ziggler and AJ up the ramp as Kane in to check on Bryan prone on the mat.
Josh with Kurt Warner in the front row talking about his new show The Moment.
Dominos presents – Barrett tapped out to Miz last night.
IC Title Match – Miz (c) vs Barrett
Barrett is in the ring pacing. Miz to the ring.
They circle, then Barrett on Miz with kicks, backing him into a corner. Miz whipped, floats over, clotheslines Barrett. Kick to the side of Barrett’s head for two. Snap suplex on Barrett for two. “Let’s go Barrett!” chants. Side headlock on Barrett. Miz backed into a corner and releases, but Barrett on Miz with cheap blows. Miz reverses a whip, but over the top. Miz slides in and rolls Barrett up for two. Miz on Barrett with 8 blows in a corner, then a knee to Barrett’s face for two. “Let’s go Barrett!” chants! Chinlock on Barrett for two. Barrett with a big blow drops Miz to the mat. Barrett drops an elbow for two.
Miz reverses out from Barrett and sends Barrett out through the ropes. Miz with a drop kick through the ropes, then out on him with a double ax handle. Barrett sent in, Miz climbs, but jumps to avoid Barrett knocking him down. Barrett somehow gets Miz through the ropes and hits a sick neckbreaker onto the apron!
Miz sent out through the ropes. Barrett runs from the apron and drops a huge elbow on Miz. Miz sent back in and Barrett gets two for it. “Wrestle like you’re in somebody else’s body,” says JBL. Miz reverses on Barrett and both are down. Miz on Barrett with blows on Barrett. Forearm, high knee, then boot to Barrett’s face. Miz goes for his neck and backbreaker, but Barrett drops too early and makes the move look a total mess! They bang heads hard because of it. Miz side steps Barrett in a corner and comes back with his clothesline. Miz off the top with an ax handle on Barrett. Miz with knees to Barrett’s thigh, then on Barrett’s knee followed by a DDT for two.
Barrett gets Miz up, but Miz wiggles free. Miz tries to float over, gets caught and then reverses on Barrett. Miz locks on his fig 4 in the center of the ring. Barrett tries to drag Miz to the ropes, and makes it this time! Barrett is selling the leg pain. Miz rushes Barrett in a corner, but gets a foot up. Barrett set up top. Miz on him with blows and climbs up with him. Barrett drops to the apron and slams Miz head to the top of the ringpost. Barrett then in with his elbow on a dazed Miz for three.
Winner & new IC Champ – Barrett (13:03)
Video recap of the high points of the match.
Vickie and Maddox talking in her office. Sheamus in and asks Vickie if she saw WrestleMania. Big Show attacked him. He knew Big Show couldn’t be trusted. He wants Big Show tonight. Maddox says that Sheamus will owe them. Sheamus doesn’t care, he just wants to kick the head off that giant piece of crap. Vickie grants the match.
Stills from WrestleMania.
Booker T shows off his ring to Orton. Orton says his father has one of those. Orton asks for Big Show in the ring tonight. I talked Sheamus into believing in Big Show, and I have to make it right.
Booker T says Vickie made the Sheamus match with Big Show.
Orton says Booker T is a HOFer, and actually a GM, he can overrule her.
Booker T agrees and makes the match.
In Ring Segment
Zeb says the country’s in bad shape, but after last night, it’s worse. I want to ask for your support. Years ago I volunteered in Vietnam because I love my country, and that’s why I stand in the ring with Swagger tonight. Our country is on the edge of tyranny, or anarchy, and when that filthy ADR sets foot on that aisle up there, I want you to stand up and give a resounding, “USA!”
Recap of Cena and Henry in the ring. Cena’s afraid of Henry’s breath of a thousand asses, but will give Henry a Title Match. But Booker T says no, Henry has to earn it by beating Cena tonight to get his Title Match.
Handicap Match – ADR vs Swagger & Zeb Colter
Ricardo out, still on crutches, introduces ADR, as the fans yell with him. ADR out in a bright neon yellow ADR t-shirt.
They lock up, Swagger backed into a corner, then out, and struggled around, but got nowhere. Swagger again backed into a corner. “We want Colter!” chants! Swagger reverses and on ADR with blows. ADR sends Swagger out over the top. ADR with a suicide dive through the ropes sending Swagger onto announce. ADR stomps Swagger. “We want Colter!” chants. Swagger in, ADR climbs with a cross body for two. Zeb with a cheap shot on Swagger. “USA!” chants. Zeb tries for another cheap shot, but ADR stares him down. Knees on ADR in the heel corner. The ref backs Swagger off and Zeb attacks from outside. Snap mare on ADR. “”We, the people!” chants. Swagger and ADR reverse back and forth, Swagger locks on the Patriot lock, but ADR rolls through. ADR locks his arm lock as he hangs over the top rope. ADR sent flying out onto the barricade.
Swagger on ADR for two. Swagger is working over ADR’s left leg. ADR side steps Swagger who lands shoulder first on the post. Clotheslines to Swagger and then a back breaker, but on the ‘injured’ knee. Ricardo pounds the apron, then ADR with a kick to a kneeling Swagger’s jaw for two. ADR looks about to cry, can barely stand, but is suddenly fine going for his finisher, but Swagger counters with a belly-to-belly. Patriot lock again. “We want Colter!” chants. ADR gets to the ropes and Swagger breaker. Swagger locks on the patriot lock again. ADR gets free and reverses into his cross arm breaker. Swagger taps out.
Winner – ADR (11:06)
ADR can’t stand, on the mat holding his ankle as Ricardo in to his friend. The doctor is in to check on ADR. ADR is writhing in pain in a corner. Video recap of ADR’s finisher. The doctor is still working on ADR when Ziggler’s music hits.
Ziggler cashes in!
ADR can’t get to his feet, but he’s up and the bell rings. Ziggler attacks ADR’s injured leg. Ziggler takes ADR for a long two. Ziggler back on ADR with blows on ADR on the mat. Ziggler goes for a splash but ADR moves and Ziggler eats corner. Enziguri from ADR, then ADR pins for two. The fans are wild for Ziggler and upset when ADR pinned. ADR locks on his cross arm breaker, but Ziggler grabs the bad leg and gets free. Zig-zag for three!
Winner & new WHC – Dolph Ziggler! (2:04)
Video recap as the fans go wild for Ziggler! AJ in kissing Ziggler. Big E is all smiles, AJ is in tears, smiling. Ziggler is pumped up and the fans are wild for him!
Taker out in his lovely sleeveless robe, hood up. Out to the ring slowly, then raises the lights. They show a still of Taker in the ring, urn in front of him, 21-0 on the tron. Taker takes the mic, but stops for the, “Undertaker!” chants. He says last night at WrestleMania, I dedicated that match to the memory of Paul Bearer. A man who I have the utmost…
The Shield’s music and their in the stands. Cole says that The Shield tweeted that their impact would be historic tonight. The Shield heads for the ring and Taker doesn’t move. He just waits. All three over the barricade and Taker removes his robe and throws it aside. The three slowly climb…
Fire erupts from all four!
Kane runs to the ring to join his brother, Bryan runs right along side his partner. The Shield over the barricade and leave to heat from the fans. Taker, Kane and Bryan stare at Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns as they leave.
More stills from the high points of WrestleMania.
Recap of Ziggler cashing in his MITB and winning the WHC!
Ziggler saying that they deserve it more than anyone! Ziggler tells he’s deserved this too damn long. It might be the night after, but this is my WrestleMania moment. I’m going to take my Championship, shine it up, and show it off.
R-Truth & Ryder & Santino vs 3MB
All six in the ring. R-Truth on Slater, takes him down. R-Truth dances and takes Slater down with a slap. Santino tags in, dances, is slapped, Ryder tags in – as does Mahal. Ryder on Mahal hard. Ryder with a cheap shot on McIntyre, but then Mahal on him hard. McIntyre tags in, rolls Ryder in and lands a drop kick. Ryder thrown into the heel corner. Slater tags in and on Ryder with punches. McIntyre tags in and on Ryder’s arm. The camera is in the face corner with a strange view of the ring. Ryder counters and lands a neck breaker. Both are down.
Santino on Slater, dances, hits his hip toss and head butt for two. Mahal breaks the count. R-Truth sends Mahal and himself out. McIntyre stops the cobra, but Santino rebounds with the cobra to take Slater down for three.
Winners – R-Truth & Ryder & Santino (3:28)
WrestleMania week – all the media appearances and events with the Superstars and the fans. Kaitlyn did a #hide&tweet – people who found her got WrestleMania tickets. (Steph looked HOT!) They went on to their B.A.Star event, and then the WrestleMania Reading Challenge.
Orton and Sheamus arguing about who deserves the match. Orton says he’s wrong, let him fix it. Sheamus says he’s got this, and stomps off.
Big Show after WrestleMania. Big Show says he tagged himself in, but he took it to prove himself, for himself, his team, for the WWE ‘Universe’. Orton had to take my thunder. Never again. I’ve tried this route, I don’t want any part of it. The only thing important to Big Show is Big Show.
In Ring Segment
Sheamus to the ring. Sheamus says by now everyone know what happened at WrestleMania between myself, Big Show and Orton. He’s out to see who wants to see me face Big Show tonight?
Let’s bring Vickie out here.
Orton’s music plays and he comes out to the ring, slowly. Sheamus just stares, the fans give virtually no reaction. Orton says while Sheamus is out here pleading his care and practically begging for support…
Orton in Sheamus’ face.
Orton says Big Show is mine tonight. Sheamus, listen. Who here wants to see me kick Big Show’s ass?
Cole says it’s up to the fans to choose. Tweet it out. #WWESheamus or #WWEOrton
In Ring Segment
WWEOrton – 77%
WWESheamus – 23%
EXCUSE ME!! Booker T says he thinks they have a fair and impartial way to do this. Vickie says Sheamus will face Orton tonight, the winner will face Big Show. Booker T tells the ref to start this match now.
Orton vs Sheamus
They lock up. Orton backed into a corner. Then Sheamus backed into a corner. Side headlock on Orton. Sheamus pushed off and drops Orton with a shoulder block.
“Boring!” chants are sung by the fans.
They both stop and look around at the fans. Orton with a back elbow. Sheamus takes Orton down.
Another chant that we can’t understand but pisses off Orton who looks out at them. Sheamus pins for two.
“Boring!” chants are sung again. (I think it’s boring, but not completely sure.)
Sheamus down, Orton drops a knee to his face for two. “All hail’s going to break loose,” says JBL.
“Boring!” chants sung from the fans.
Sheamus rocks Orton, and a “We want Big Show!” chants! Reverse chinlock barely on Orton.
Orton stands on Sheamus’ ankle.
“JBL!” chants. JBL says the fans are brilliant. “Jerry!” chants and all three on announce get the giggles. “Michael Cole!” chants and they fall apart. Orton looks really pissed.
“RVD!” chants. “ECW!” chants.
Orton on Sheamus in the ropes, but I don’t think anyone is watching the show. They start throwing punches. Sheamus telegraphs, is kicked. Irish curse backbreaker.
The fans with a WAVE!
Sheamus is looking at the fans in shock. Clotheslines on Orton, then a running knee. Orton on the apron, but Orton struggles. Sheamus with his forearms, and the fans actually chant the count! Sheamus suplexes Orton into the ring.
“Randy Savage!” chants!
Sheamus gets Orton up, but Orton comes back. Orton looks pissed at this chant and glares. JBL and King talk about Orton not being stable, mentally.
‘Vintage’ Orton DDT.
“End this match!” chants.
Sheamus calls for the brogue, but Orton ducks and Sheamus ends up flying up over the corner and out.
Big Show’s music! He comes out and sends Sheamus into the post. (15:23)
“Thank you Big Show!” chants.
Big Show into the ring. Orton up and runs into a WMD!
“YES!” “YES!” “YES!”
Big Show drags Orton to the side, leaves the ring, drags Orton out and sends Orton into the barricade. Orton writhes on the floor. Orton to his feet in front of announce. Big Show spears him.
“Holy shit!” chants.
“We are awesome!” chants.
Big Show tosses Orton over announce and to the top of the barricade behind announce. King is kind of in Big Show’s way, but Big Show just stares. One announce chair tossed into the ring. The next hits the ropes and falls outside the ring. Big Show stomps Orton behind announce.
“One more chair!” chants.
Big Show leaves the area.
Video recap of the carnage.
King checks to see if his mic works. Orton is sitting behind announce looking a bit green.
Last month Fandango wouldn’t debut for Kofi when Justin couldn’t pronounce his name.
JBL, Cole and King are in shock, and Cole’s chair is broken. They talk about Taker. Video of Taker in the ring talking about Bearer, then The Shield came out, but Kane and Bryan ran to Taker’s side.
Fandango vs Kofi
Fandango’s partner out in a red dress, then Fandango out looking a bit awkward, but then walks out with her being really silly. The flaming Fandango above the ring! Kofi bounces out to face him. Kofi looks up strangely at the flaming Fandango.
Fandango uses the ropes as a barre to stretch. Fandango ducks Kofi and dances some more. They lock up, but Fandango hides in the ropes, then outside to the apron.
Fans are humming Fandango’s entrance music!
Fandango on Kofi with stomps, but Jericho runs into the ring and on Fandango with a Thesz Press. Finally Jericho sends Fandango out over the top and he lands outside. Fandango into the barricade. They head for announce and JBL asks where’s Spanish announce? Fandango into the timekeeper area. Jericho sets up announce, and all three complain. Fandango into the stairs. Jericho sends Fandango into the ring and on him with blows. Chops in a corner. Jericho whips Fandango, then locks on the walls. Fandango taps out, but Jericho keeps on the hold. Two refs in physically pulling on Jericho to let go of Fandango. Jericho paces the ring. The fans root Jericho on. Fandango to his feet. Jericho smirks and hits a code breaker. Fandango spits and King asks if it’s a tooth.
“Lionsault!” chants. Jericho smiles at this.
The refs get Jericho from the ring. Video recap of Jericho attacking Fandango.
Winner – Fandango (1:30)
Justin announces Fandango the winner via DQ. Fandango’s partner holds the mic for Fandango to say his name correctly. The fans sing Fandango’s music along with it as it plays.
Cena on Kelley & Michael, GMA and the rest of the media circus to show off his WrestleMania winning Championship belt.
Trip getting his arm x-rayed after his match. It’s a muscular contusion, nothing to worry about.
Josh with Heyman. Josh says it was a disappointing night for Heyman guys. Heyman says ignorance is bliss in New Jersey. My guy got knocked out, but lasted 23 minutes before Trip could pin him. How is HBK? How is Trip? My guy is ready to fight, but he doesn’t fight for free. What about Punk? I shouldn’t tell you how Punk feels, Punk should tell you, right here next week.
Team Rhodes Scholars & Bellas vs Funkasaurus & Sweet T & Dactyls
Rhodes Scholars and Bellas out. Sweet T and Funkasaurus in gangster suits and peach hats.
Rear view from Naomi. Cody tags in. Naomi with head scissors on Cody. Sweet T with a rolling splash on Cody in a corner. Sweet T wrestling himself, bouncing all over. Sandow tags in, the Bellas with a double butt bump on Sweet T hanging in the ropes. Clay tags in and knocks Cody off the apron. Splash on Sandow in a corner, then suplex on Sandow. Clay pins, but the Bellas pulls him off. The Dactyls take them out. Sweet T and Clay sandwich Sandow, then both land on him. Sandow is squashed for three.
Winners – Tons of Funkadactyls (2:25)
Cole talks up The Moment (the fans were still singing Fandango’s music). They go to the commercial.
Henry vs Cena
Henry out and the crowd is singing along with his music as he heads to the ring. Cena out to face him, and has the belt in hand, the belt is actually printed on his shirt, around his waist, but only on the front.
They circle. Cena ducks Henry and dances around, pointing at the ref. Henry takes Cena down, yells smack and stands on Cena’s in the corner.
Fans singing Fandango’s music, then “Sexual Chocolate!” chants.
Cena whipped and hits the mat. Cena on Henry with blows. One shoulder block doesn’t work, but the second drops Henry. Henry rolls out. Cena out and runs into Henry’s foot. Henry slams Cena’s head on announce. Cole is not happy. Henry cleans off announce. Someone grabs a tablet. Henry lifts Cena. Henry flings Cena up, Cena over Henry’s head and lands on his bum. Cena into the post back first. Cena sends Henry into the stairs. Cena rolls in before the 10, Henry doesn’t.
Winner – Cena via Count Out (3:17)
Henry in and on Cena. WSS on Cena. Henry grabs Cena’s belt and holds it up. The fans are not really impressed. “Feed me more!” and the fans love it. Ryback out and takes Henry down. Spinebuster on Henry. Henry rolls from the ring. Ryback gets the fans chanting “Feed me more!” very loudly – without production editing. Ryback turns and looks at Cena. The fans are excited. Ryback extends his hand and the fans boo him. Cena pulled to his feet. Cena poses on a corner and gets heat. Ryback gets the “Feed me more!” chants going again. Ryback takes Cena down with the meathook. Cena up, shellshocked! Ryback poses with the belt and gets the “Feed me more!” chants going from the fans.
Sheamus vs Orton