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WWE RAW Results - 09/10/2007
Written by Steve Carrier on Sep 10, 2007 - 8:26:50 PM
WWE RAW Opener:
Vince McMahon makes his way to the ring. Coach is with him and JR and King play up the bastard kid being announced tonight. Vince with the mic and says it was one night, one transgression. He was embarrassed. He says then he found out it was a current WWE Star. And then he found out it w
as a male, and he is here tonight. Vince says he WILL find out who it was. He says the mother could have done this professionally and privately, but she decided to play games and embarrass Vince. The crowd is hating Vince tonight, in the good way because Vince is awesome. Vince then says Mr. Kennedy is on the cover of the WWE Magazine, he gives one to Coach to rip up. Coach can't so he just rips the cover up. Vince says Kennedy should be suspended for impersonating a McMahon. But now is the time to find out who his bastard son is.
-GREAT KHALIA's music hits and he makes his way to the ring. Vince is smiling about it like the proud pappa. Vince introduces our World Heavyweight Champion and Rajah Jabroni is with him. Khali talks, Vince just shakes his head up and down like he understands. Khali says, "I da Great McMahon." Rajah says things are looking up, and it can only mean Khali. Khali grew up in the jungles of Punjab, he never had a father. He just wants to be calls the Great McMahon.
-JBL's MUSIC HITS! Vince is even HAPPIER! JBL calls Vince a visionary, and that things looking up isn't literal, after all what do they love the most? Power, influence? Nah, MONEY! JBL shakes with Vince and calls Khali BIG GULP. JBL runs down his portfolio, and says he can document that things are looking up there. They are cut from the same mold, self made millionaires; Vince now a billionaire. They are both good looking and sexual tyrannosauruses. Vince owns Wrestling, while JBL is a WRESTLING GAWD~! They even go to the same barber in New York. He would like to be know as JBM, John Bradshaw McMahon~!
-Jeff Hardy's music now hits! Coach asks what he is doing here. Jeff says he knows and loves his dad. But people say when he does his swanton, and everyone is looking up. Loud Hardy chants, and he says Jeff never did look like Matt. Vince says it is possible, but Jeff says he sure as hell hopes not! He is just waiting for someone to confirm that he ISN'T his son. Jeff makes fun of JBL's hair and then JBL says Khali needs to go to Punjabi Super Cuts!
-Lame generic Lawyer is finally here! Vince says he hates him and the woman that gave birth to the kid. Vince hates all lawyers and demands to learn who his son is. Lawyer man says in compliance with the woman, she will reveal the kid when she wants. But the lawyer says Jeff is NOT the kid and Jeff yells "PRAISE THE LORD!" Vince calls him a fool, and since he is not the kid he will be in action tonight. Jeff will face The Great Khali!
Paul London vs. Lance Cade
Lock up, to the corner and a break. Hammer lock by London, Cade breaks and gets a side headlock on London. JR says that Cena has been barred from the building. Standing RANA by London, but he then runs into a back elbow and a cover for 3 by Cade. Cade lays the boots to London and covers for 2. Back suplex by Cade gets 2. Neck crank by Cade now, London fights to his feet and to the corner they go and rights by Cade and then a break. He charges in, boots by London and then a dropkick connects for 2. Kicks by London, off the ropes and a HUGE backdrop by Cade. Shoulder tackle by Cade, London flip sells and Cade covers for 2. To the corner, London set up top and Cade up with him… London with rights and knocks Cade down. Murdoch sneaks in, distracts the ref, allowing Kendrick to run in and gets sliced bread #2 on Cade and London gets the pin!
Winner: Paul London
Backstage:
Triple H is writing on a chalk board and places it next to his t-shirt, it reads “Brand New Triple H T-Shirt, Only Available on WWESHOP.COM”
Backstage:
We see the plethora of security here to stop Cena if he were to try and come in the building. Coach and Vince talk, Regal is not ready to come back. Coach says he stepped up and placed extra security everywhere because he banned John Cena from the building. Coach didn't want to get the beat down. McMahon says this woman will not humiliate him. They talk about the WWE.com poll, and the #2 vote getter is outside. STEVIE RICHARDS IS HERE!
Vince: "HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA. I knew our audience could be way off, but man, no way. Go home son, tell your mom I said hi."
Vince asks who #1 was, and Coach says it was HHH!
Backstage:
Carlito was allowed to select HHH's opponent tonight. We see clips of HHH killing Umaga, the Samoan HGH Machine.
Todd Grisham is with Carlito's bad haircut. Carlito says he is not nervous, and that HHH is only tough when he has a sledgehammer in his hand. Carlito thanks Coach for allowing him to pick the opponent tonight. He picked a man that has beaten HHH before. He then says for HHH to wait for after the match, because he will show him who his daddy is.
Triple H vs. Shelton Benjamin
Rights by HHH to take Benjamin down. Benjamin fires back, off the roes and eats a back elbow. Benjamin goes for an exploder but HHH slams him to the steel post. Arm bar and pulls at the arm by HHH. Another and then slams Benjamin to the steel post yet again. HHH to the floor, tosses Benjamin back in and argues with Carlito. HHH avoids a baseball slide by Benjamin, and then tosses Benjamin into Carlito. We head to commercial @ 2:00.
Back from commercial @ 5:03 with Benjamin in control with a headlock. During the break Carlito distracted HHH, allowing Benjamin the advantage. HHH to his feet, rights to Benjamin, off the ropes and a DDT counter by Benjamin gets 2. Benjamin back to the chinlock, HHH battles to his feet again and lays the boots to Benjamin. Pedigree try and Benjamin springs up top and gets a forearm onto HHH. Benjamin covers for 2. Benjamin with the half scissors and rear choke. HHH rolls out, to his feet and shoulder thrusts by HHH in the corner. Off the ropes and a stiff clothesline by HHH. Both men are down, to their feet and they exchange rights. Off the ropes and a high knee by HHH. Rights again, a whip and a corner clothesline to Benjamin. Soinebuster by HHH. Carlito on the apron and he and HHH argue, Benjamin misses a corner splash, pedigree and that is all.
Winner: Triple H
Carlito in after the match with a chair, HHH kicks it away and Carlito runs off. Coach is out and says HHH has caused Mr. McMahon a lot of problems, and at Unforgiven HHH will face Carlito and it will be No DQ, for Carlito only.
We see security all set up outside. They search all arriving cars.
We see Randy Orton walks to the ring as we go to commercial.
In the Arena:
Randy Orton makes his way to the ring. Orton says that Cena is probably at home watching right now. Probably with his dad watching Raw. With low lights and low volume because Cena's dad's head is still throbbing. But turn up the volume John, I have something important to say. This Sunday is the one-year anniversary of you becoming WWE Champion. A year of beating the biggest and the best. You had a clear head, were focused, but back then it wasn't personal. It is a bit different now John, when I kicked your father in the face I not only injured his head but I got into yours. And I promise you'll slip up and make a mistake and I will become the new WWE Champion. I am not a mean Guy…CENA IS HERE! He breaks through security and into the ring. They brawl and roll to the floor. Orton tries to escape up the ramp and Cena charges into the wall of security to try and get to him.
Backstage:
Coach and Vince walk and talk. Vince tells Coach to do his job since Regal isn't here. Vince says if Coach can't keep Cena out, maybe he should fire Coach. Security has Cena backstage now and Vince is there. Cena tells Vince to listen up good and he will talk to him as a man. Cena says Vince knows what he will do because blood will run and he will feel pain and vengeance in his bones for Cena, his family and his father. Even Vince can understand that.
Mickie James vs. Jillian Hall
Mickie is wearing the awesome jean tights, good God I approve. Lock up, and a hair mare by Hall. Irish whip and Hall with the cartwheel handspring elbow. Hall covers for 2. Hair pull by Hall, cartwheel by Hall eats knees by James. Forearms by James, off the ropes and a neck breaker by James gets 2. James gets a back elbow and head scissors try, which Hall counters into an Electric Chair for 2. Hall rubs James' face in her chest, but James then nails her with a sweet round house kick and that is all.
Winner: Mickie James
After the match, the Beth Phoenix hits the ring and tosses both women. Candice in the ring, fired up but Beth gets the Fisherwoman's buster and makes the, "I want the belt" motion.
In the Ring:
Back from commercial with our next match! Santino on the mic, it isn't working. He gets Lillian's and says it is a sad time as Italians lost Pavaratti. At least he passed away before he has to watch Stone Cold in the Condemned on DVD. Italians like fine art, but you guys like cheese on fries and bad movies. That is not culture, and I do not understand this need for mindless violence...
Enter Sandman.
Santino Marella vs. The Sandman
Santino does random commentary during Sandman's entrance, which is hilarious. He says no stick to Sandman, he outs it down and here we go as Santino attacks as Sandman enters the ring. Elbows by Sandman, off the ropes and a back elbow. Hard whip to Sandman in the corner and Sandman is favoring his leg. Maria and Ron Simmons watch on from backstage. A slam by Santino, off the ropes for a splash and Sandman gets his knees up. Off the ropes and a shot by Sandman takes Santino to the floor. PLANCHA by Sandman and he lands on his own head. Kicks by Santino, they brawl and Santino misses a cane shot, Sandman rolls in the ring and the bell rings.
Winner: Sandman via DQ
Santino tries to break the cane over his leg, cannot and yells in pain.
Santino tries to break the cane over his leg, cannot and yells in pain.
Backstage:
Maria and Ron talk about Santino. She wants to break up with him and Santino attacks Ron! He tosses Ron into some kegs and says... Something like DAMN!
We get a video for the WWE Diva Search, which is exclusively on WWE.com
Jeff Hardy vs. The Great Khali
Jeff tries to play keep away, kicks to Khali and rights. He backs off, then more rights and Khali tosses him down. Body charge by Jeff for nothing, and then slammed down. Boots in the corner by Khali, back elbows and then Jeff hits whisper in the wind, kind of and Khali swats it away. Big boot by Khali, and then off the ropes with a slow spin kick. Double claw by Khali, he keeps changing grips and then Khali tosses him down, one-foot cover and that is all.
Winner: The Great Khali
After the match, Batista's music hits and he is magically here and in full gear! He charges in and SPEARS Khali down. Khali rolls out and Batista shakes the ropes and his music hits, which means he won.
In the Ring:
Vince is out and here come all of the male WWE Stars make their way to the ring. Vince makes eye contact with some people and his reactions are priceless.
Vince says one of these men are privileged to be his bastard son! We have all been waiting long enough, he calls out the generic lawyer to tell him who it is. Before he tells Vince, he has a series of messages from the lady:
-#1: He is not extreme. Vince kicks out all of the ECW guys.
-#2: Your son has a fondness for gold. Coach says his son must be a champion. All current and former champions are made to stay, the jabronis leave. Vince is happy with the championship lot left.
-#3: The son's skin is fair. Vince says Caucasian?. Shelton, MVP and Mark Henry leave. Vince has all the guys left get into the ring.
-#4: The hair is fair as well. All of the people with dark hair leave now. Sandman, Val, The Dervish, JBL and HHH are all left.
-#5: The individual has/had individual gold. Cade and Murdoch leave. Sandman, HHH and JBL are left.
-#6: Final clue, you son loves to play the game. JBL and Sandman leave.
Vince and HHH stare down now. Vince says if he is the son, than… HHH stops him and says he doesn't like it either. Vince says this is wrong. The lawyer says he does like to play games, hide and seek, horseshoes or marbles.
Things are looking up for your son…
~Horswaggle~
Horswaggle hits the ring and HHH about pisses himself. Great call Dunn, it does make sense, he WAS always called Little Bastard. He hugs Vince's leg and celebrates more. Vince looks totally dejected and ashamed. That was a "little" transgression. HA HA HAAAAAA! HHH PUTS Horswaggle's hat on Vince as the show ends.
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