Impact Wrestling Results
Thursday, March 16, 2017
From Universal Studios in Orlando, FL
Report by CJ Blaze of WrestlingNewsWorld.com
The show opens with a video recap of last week's historic episode.
Alberto El Patron cuts a promo on how he should be World Champion. He calls out Lashley, but EC3 walks out. Ethan proposes "Si vs. 3" for tonight. They go back-and-forth some more before a brawl breaks out. Alberto accepts a match for later.
Earlier today - Dutch Mantell talks to the executives about the Tag Team Title situation. Prichard has an idea.
A video package on Tyrus' relationship with Eli Drake airs.
1) Laredo Kid & Garza Jr. def. Eli Drake & Tyrus via school boy in 7 minutes. Laredo Kid impressed with his flips around the ring, as he's obviously a guy that could hang in the X-Division. The finish saw Garza roll Drake up when Tyrus was too slow to get on the apron to tag.
We see footage from the weekend of James Storm, Eddie Edwards & Moose competing in Tokyo at a Pro Wrestling NOAH show.
Brandi Rhodes vs. Kayci Quinn doesn't happen when Cody comes down to the ring. Cody offers Quinn $45 to not compete, but she doesn't accept. He turns the focus of the promo to Moose and how he competed in Japan. Brandi is disappointed as Cody continues his tirade about wanting an Impact Grand Championship match. The Rhodes' exit the ring.
We come back from commercial break to see Knockouts Champion Rosemary attacking Kayci Quinn outside the ring. Rosemary lays her out with the Red Wedding in the middle of the ring.
2) Alberto El Patron def. EC3 via submission in 15 minutes. These two work a lengthy back-and-forth battle until EC3 brings a chair into the ring. He lifts it up, then tosses it out. Alberto hits an arm breaker, kick to the head, and applies the cross arm-breaker to make Ethan submit for the first time ever.
El Patron cuts a promo and thanks Ethan for giving him one of his best matches. They shake and raise hands to end the segment.
Reno Scum cut a promo backstage. Meanwhile, Bruce Prichard tries to get EC3 to calm down.
Jeremy Borash says "she" will be here next week.
3) X-Division Championship Match: Trevor Lee (c) def. Braxton Sutter, Andrew Everett & Suicide via pinfall in 10 minutes.
At one point, Everett had a cringe landing on the guard rail following a shooting star press. Later on, a drunk Laurel VanNess appears in the crowd to watch the match. She and Allie get into it, which prompts Sutter to get involved. As Sutter gets back in the ring, Lee nails him with a knee to the head to retain.
Sienna comes out right after the match to cut a promo on Allie and Sutter. Despite its shortness, this was a very strong promo.
Bruce Prichard comes out to the ring and says championships are won and lost inside the ring. He says we're going to find out who the new Impact Tag Team Champions will be in two weeks as the top four teams will clash. This prompts Decay to come out and make their claim. Reno Scum comes out, followed by Garza Jr. & Laredo Kid. A brawl breaks out.
Decay stands tall until shots go off and out walks LAX! Their female member drops Rosemary with a German suplex. Chairs are involved as all hell breaks loose. LAX stand tall to end the show.