Impact Results 11//28/13 – Winner, Winner, Turkey Dinner

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TNA Impact Results November 28, 2013
From Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Reported on by Kendra Bunyon For Wrestling News World

I leaned wrong on my wrist late last night, so I'm going to be giving you the most basic of results tonight. I greatly appreciate your understanding!

Impact Starts

Video

Recap of last week's Impact.

Backstage Segment

A coffin, Anderson talking about the passing of A&8's.

In Ring Segment

Dixie gets huge heat. "AJ!" chants. She announces her new Chief of Staff – Rockstar Spud. Spud out in his tiny little tux, very sparkly belt buckle, and horrid orange fake tan. Spud talks up Dixie in a huge way. She presents a turkey under a dome that's for the winner of a match later. EC3 out, and I noticed for the first time he has a bit of a lisp.

Commercial

Curry Man vs EC3

Curry Man! This is the perfect night for him to be on Impact, but I wash he was facing someone other than EC3. "You can't wrestle chants for EC3.

Winner – EC3 (3:37)

Backstage Segment

Angle talks with Gunner. Storm is still mad, even though Gunner again pleads his reason for throwing in the towel. Storm's not thrilled, but willing to work with him.

Commercial

Backstage Segment

Zema Ion! He looks great! Ion was glowing back there, just wish he wasn't with Bromance. I was thrilled to see ODBEY, until he had 2 turkey suits.

Velvet Sky vs Lei'D Tapa

Ugh! Why did they have Tapa in the ring? What a mess! Felt bad for Velvet.

Winner – Tapa (3:38)

Commercial

Bromance vs Norv & Dewey

Ion as a DJ? He looks healthy and happy if a bit thin. I was hoping that Norv and Dewey won, but they seemed to have a blast dancing in those suits. Honestly, that was better than usual, but I miss the old suit.

Winners – Bromance (0:19(

Commercial

Backstage Segment

Dixie freaking about AJ is just too much. She's so fake!

Backstage Segment

TNA with a drug test? Don't believe that every happened!

Commercial

Backstage Segment

Spud arguing about Thanksgiving Dinner was kind of funny, yet kind of lame.

Backstage Segment

Magnus and Angle had a lovely heartfelt talk about teaming tonight, then facing off next week. They were honest and sweet to each other.

Video

EY bawling over A&8's dying was priceless, but then Anderson came out of the casket. Anderson spoke about the time he spent in A&8's, how much they took from him. Angle talked about D'Lo and how his head wobbles, then pulled a bobble head out and threw it in the casket. Joe handed out beers and said, "May you ride your mopeds to the shores of Valhalah." Tenay is pissed he still has to work with Taz, but he's glad Taz's nasty smelly cut will be gone. "I don't know how Brooke's booty shorts got under here, but we will lay them to rest, as well. EY is there to shed a tear for the ones who won't wear this – the old turkey suit – but don't worry, he has more. EY broke down in tears over the casket. Anderson back up with the hammer, said he'll keep it, it's a good hammer.

Bully in and threatens Anderson. Says he needs to sleep with one eye open, and think about his pregnant wife. Get ready for battle.

Commercial

Backstage Segment

They, for some odd reason, keep showing Spud harass the cook for better food.

Elimination Tag Team Match – Team Roode (Roode & Sabin & Daniels & Kaz) vs Team Angle (Angle & Magnus & Storm & Magnus)

Angle and Roode started. Storm and Gunner worked well together. Sabin rushed in, Gunner looked up at him, Sabin fled the ring in fear. After beating down Gunner outside, Sabin was able to eliminate Storm. Team Roode worked over Magnus quite a bit, kept him from tagging out until he was able to take Daniels down. Gunner on Kaz looked strong until he was double teamed by BI behind Brian's back. Magnus in the heel corner, cut off again.

Commercial

Just before the break Magnus tweaked his knee, and during the break he had to be helped to the back. Angle is all alone out there against the four others. Angle, of course, looked great beating all four of the other guys down, including hitting three Germans on Roode, then on Daniels, then on Kaz – though Kaz's looked rough until he doubled up with a German on Kaz and Daniels! Double ankle lock on BI! Roode in with a chair, but Angle ducks and hits an Angle slam on him. Angle hit Roode with a chair and Brian called for the bell. Angle keeps beating on Roode until Kaz rescues him.

Winners – Team Roode vs DQ (18:19)

Commercial

Backstage Segment

Roode is sure that he can always beat Angle, and just proved it again.

Backstage Segment

Hervey asked Storm and Gunner if they had a plan as a team. They argue a bit, Gunner gets pissy and stomps off.

Video

Reviewing the final four going to the TNA WHC.

Commercial

Spud introduces all the heel winners to the ring for their turkey dinner. Velvet is tossed out so Ion would have a seat, though Kim sits and Tapa stands. Roode says what he's thankful for, then Daniels does, and Kaz. Kim is thankful for Tapa and for being the prettiest and most dominant Knockout in the company, oh, and her family. Sabin is thankful for the beautiful hair on his head, greatest X Division Champ of all time, and oh, Velvet Sky. Jesse talks up Ion, part of Bromance, then Robbie gets in on it, thrilled they didn't have to wear the turkey suits.

Angle – I don't see a ring full of winners, I see a ring full of turkeys.

Roode talked big, then Angle brought his friends. Kim was the Champ to get the pie in the face, courtesy of Velvet. Norv and Dewey, still in their turkey suits, climbed, flapped and flew onto Bromance while ODBEY directed. Everyone in the ring had a beer – ODBEY, Storm, Gunner, Velvet, Norv and Dewey.

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