Hey everyone! Welcome to our live coverage of WWE Raw on the USA Network. I'm Kevin Christopher Sullivan and I'll be covering the show tonight. So, if you're following along live with the show, make sure you're refreshing the page to get the latest updates.
Tonight we get one of the biggest six-man tag faction vs faction matches since the Shield took on the Wyatt Family or, hell, since the Von Erichs vs the Freebirds - the New Day vs The Bloodline is happening and it's happening tonight. There's other stuff supposed to happen tonight, too, so I guess... we'll... wait for that to happen?
Anyhoo, it's time to do it to it, so see you at showtime.
(9:05pm) Charlotte doesn't want o fight the spooky, weird Alexa Bliss who plays with dolls. She wants the "Five Feet of Fury" that she used to be.
(8:54pm) And Nikki and Rhea win! Nikki A.S.H. rolls Natalya up with a small package and we have new champions!
RESULT: Nikki A.S.H. and Rhea Ripley defeat Natalya and Tamina to win the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
(8:44pm) Nikki A.S.H. and Rhea Ripley come out to talk about Connor's Cure... and Rhea is losing it. Emotionally, I mean. She's crying.
(8:40pm) Humberto and Garza blast Ali with... a move... and get the win.
RESULT: Humberto Carrillo and Angel Garza defeat Mustafa Ali and Mansoor
(8:37pm) Angel Garza and Humberto Carrillo are a team now?
I guess Angel Garza and Humberto Carrillo are a team now.
(8:28pm) Shayna Baszler vs Nia Jax is up and Baszler just decimates Jax with kicks and then a Karakuna Clutch for the win.
RESULT: Shayna Baszler defeats Nia Jax
Baszler attacks Nia after the match and stomps on her bent arm - on the steel steps - twice, causing Jax to scream like I have never heard someone scream before. She sounded like a terrified dinosaur. A Pteradactyl specifically, but that rhymed so I went this route. Refs and officials rush out to check on her as we head to commercials.
(8:16pm) AJ sets himself up for the Phenomenal Forearm, but takes a moment to kick at Riddle. Orton's back on his feet, but AJ punches him away. He's about to leap over the ropes again, and Randy does a leap of his own, as if he's about to counter with an RKO. AJ sees it coming.
Randy manages to strike AJ and hits him with the rope drape DDT, then an RKO, and a win.
RESULT: Randy Orton defeats AJ Styles
(8:13pm) Had a hiccup in my internet service, but right now we're in the middle of Randy Orton vs AJ Styles. Omos was ejected from ringside just a few minutes into the match.
(7:50pm) After badmouthing Doudrop for a few minutes, Eva Marie begins the match by running out of the ring and away from her opponent. Eventually, though, 'Drop catches up with her and following a running splash, gets the win.
RESULT: Doudrop defeats Eva Marie
(7:42pm) We're about to see Doudrop vs Eva Marie after the break so... I'll probably go make a sandwich?
(7:37pm) Bobby Lashley demonstrating why they made MVP his mouthpiece.
(7:31pm) Lashley nails Reigns with a Spear of his own. Then hits Big E. Lashley ain't happy.
(7:30pm) Woods gets distracted by Lashley long enough for Reigns to nail him with the Spear to get the pin.
RESULT: The Bloodline defeats The New Day
(7:29pm) Bobby Lashley charges to the ring and attacks... well... everybody.
(7:27pm) Kofi makes the hot tag and we finally get Big E vs Roman Reigns!
(7:21pm) Heading into the commercial break, Roman Reigns is destroying Kofi Kingston (that's been happening to him a lot, to be fair) and taunting the rest of the New Day. Booooo.
(7:18pm) Remember when Woods and Big E were in a gauntlet match in order to get Kingston into the WrestleMania main event, and the Usos forfeited on purpose out of respect? I bet you guys did, and I bet WWE Creative has, but I bet WWE Creative was told to act like it never happened.
(7:11pm) Roman Reigns and The Usos make their way to the ring with Paul Heyman... and they're all donning their new "Bloodlines" t-shirts. Except for Heyman. He doesn't do t-shirts.
(7:09pm) Big E thanking the fans... and a nice tribute to Brodie Lee, as well.
(7:06pm) NEW DAY REUNITED... AND IT FEELS SO GOOD
(7:03pm) We get another look at Big E's amazing WWE Championship win against Bobby Lashley last week.