Hey, everyone! Kevin Christopher Sullivan here, writer and editor for Sportskeeda Wrestling and special contributor right here at Wrestling News World. I hope each and everyone one of you had an enjoyable weekend. Yes.... even you, Steve.
Anyway, tonight we're about to enjoy WWE's long-running "Thanksgiving tradition," Survivor Series. This is the show known for its historic debuts, such as The Undertaker, The Rock, Kurt Angle, and, of course, the Gobbeldygooker. Also, from what I've been told, something happened one year involving Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels, but I can't find any information about that.
So, what's going on here. I'm here to watch Survivor Series and tell you what happens. Sort of. Basically, I'm going to update this page if either a.) something noteworthy happens (like a match ending, title change, or just something cool) or b.) I think of something funny. That first thing will probably happen more often. BUT WHO KNOWS?!
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Anyway, the kick-off show is just starting as I type this, so let's get settled in. Have fun!
By the way, if you wanna catch up with what's led up to tonight's show, check out our preview right heah, yo!
Your kick-off match tonight is United States Champion Damian Priest against Intercontinental Champion Shinsuke Nakamura - this should be sick.
(9:13pm) "How many times do you bring a giant egg to Survivor Series and have it end badly?"
(9:07pm) Orton is the legal man, but Jimmy doesn't see it. He goes for an Uso Splash on Riddle... but ORTON NAILS HIM WITH AN RKO! THE WIN!
RESULT: RK-Bro defeat The Usos
(8:43pm) This probably isn't going to surprise anyone but Omos wins the 25-man battle royal/Pizza Hut commercial.
(8:19pm) Hardy dodges a Stomp attempt by Rollins and hits a Twist of Fate. Hardy up top for a Swanton, but Seth gets his knees up. One Stomp later and Rollins is your sole survivor.
Jeff Hardy (SmackDown) is eliminated. Team Raw wins.
(8:18pm) Sheamus attacks Theory - and then Hardy! Oh, he's not happy.
Hardy still manages to nail Theory with a Swanton Bomb and gets the pin.
Austin Theory (Raw) is eliminated. Hardy vs Rollins is on now.
(8:16pm) Sheamus heads into the corner looking for Hardy to tag, but Jeff's been thrown off the apron by Rollins. Theory rolls up Sheamus and gets the pin.
Sheamus (SmackDown) is eliminated. Raw leads 2 to 1.
(8:09pm) Finn goes for another Cou de Gras on Sheamus, but Sheamus moves out of the way and, one Brough Kick later, Finn is out.
Finn Balor (Raw) is eliminated. Teams are tied 2 to 2.
(8:07pm) Lashley and McIntyre take the fight to the outside of the ring... and for a little too long, as they're both counted out.
Drew McIntyre and Bobby Lashley are counted out. Raw leads 3 to 2.
(8:04pm) Bobby Lashley nails King Woods with a spear and then slaps the Hurt Lock on him. Woods is out.
King Woods (SmackDown) is eliminated. Raw leads 4 to 3.
(7:58 pm) Finn Balor nails Happy Corbin with the Coup de Gras and Corbin now goes bye-bye.
Happy Corbin (SmackDown) is eliminated. Match is tied 4 to 4.
(7:51pm) Kevin Owens insists on starting the match for Team Raw, and eventually, his teammates concede. It's gonna be Owens and Woods starting out. The bell rings and... Owens rolls under the bottom rope and heads to the back. Owens is counted out.
Kevin Owens (Raw) is eliminated. SmackDown is up 5 to 4.
(7:42pm) Team Raw are in the ring for the 5v5 Men's Tag Team Elimination Match - followed by the SmackDown team.
(7:31pm) Charlotte rolls Becky up and grabs the ropes for leverage. The ref stops the count, and Becky reverses it. Lynch, however, grabs the ropes as well... and the ref doesn't see it. Lynch gets the win.
RESULT: Becky Lynch defeats Charlotte Flair.
(7:21pm) Charlotte said a bad word.
(7:19pm) Flair lifts Becky up with one arm and slams her down to the mat. She goes for the pin, but only gets a 2. Flair is laughing she can't believe it.
(7:17pm) These two charge at each other right at the bell and they haven't let up since. This match is already insane.
(7:00pm) Looks like we're starting with Becky Lynch vs Charlotte Flair.
(6:57pm) The Kickoff show is wrapping up and we're almost ready for Survivor Series proper. Let's dooooooooo thisssssssss.
(6:49pm) We cut to the Barclay Center garage and a limo pulls up. Out comes Vince McMahon to a crowd of cheering WWE Superstars. He's carrying one of the golden eggs from the latest Dwayne Johnson movie, Red Notice.
(6:44pm) Priest reverses a Nakamura submission into one of his own - but the King of Strong Style is revved up by the guitar licks of Rick Boogs and gets out. This does not make Priest happy, who slides out of the ring, breaks his guitar, and attacks him.
Nakamura comes out to keep the fight going, but Damian blasts him with the wreckage of Boggs's guitar, and gets DQ's
RESULT: Intercontinental Champion Shinsuke Nakamura defeats United States Champion Damian Priest (DQ)
(6:34pm) Both Nakamura and Priest make their entrances and they're both awesome. Pat McAfee, Jimmy Smith, and Byron Saxton are on commentary and Pat immediately loses his shit and leaps onto the table to rock out to Nakamura's theme.