Smackdown Blast From The Past Results - $500,000? Really?

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This live Smackdown starts with music and pyro.

Video

D-Bry breaking up with AJ on Smackdown last Friday.

In Ring Segment

Mean Gene Okerland is in the ring welcoming us to the Blast From The Past Smackdown. He introduces Sheamus as the new World Heavyweight Champion. Sheamus out to the ring to join Okerland. Sheamus is handed to the mic and Sheamus gives Okerland props for who he is. He starts talking about the code of honor and how he let everyone down. The ref made a bad decision and he broke down. He wants to publicly apologize to the ref, all the refs and everyone for what he's done. He hopes they take the apologies from a red headed Irishman. He learns the hard way, and he learned...

Laurinaitis cuts Sheamus off and comes to the ring at this point. He tells Sheamus to not say a word, and shows video of what Sheamus did last week, including what Sheamus did to the ref. Laurinaitis turns and demands to know who Sheamus thinks he is. How dare Sheamus put his hands on his ref. He wants Sheamus to publicly apologize to the ref. Sheamus says he's done that, that's why he was out there. Laurinaitis claimed he didn't hear Sheamus and do it again.

Sheamus apologized to Chad. Laurinaitis tells him to apologize to all the refs. Sheamus says he did. Laurinaitis didn't hear it, do it again. So Sheamus does it again. Laurinaitis says it's time to apologize to the world. Sheamus smirks, then does is. Laurinaitis says it's not good enough. Sheamus is on permanent probation. If Sheamus touches a ref on purpose, or accident, he's fired. He's fining Sheamus the most ever in WWE history, $500,000. Laurinaitis is about to leave the ring and stops to say good luck to Sheamus in his match tonight. Sheamus will face ADR and D-Bry. Sheamus will be tagging with Mean Gene Okerland! Okerland doesn't look happy.

Backstage Segment

Orton is readying for his match. His father comes in and wishes Orton good luck in his match. A hug and Orton is on his way.

>Commercial

Orton vs Henry

Orton out to the ring. Video of Orton and Kane fighting last week on Smackdown; Orton won. Orton poses for the fans. A cranky Mark Henry comes out to the ring. This coming RAW Punk will defend his Title against Henry in a No DQ Match.

They lock up, Orton thrown in a corner. Orton comes out with blows, but Orton thrown into the other corner. Blows on Henry, but he comes out with a clothesline. More blows on Henry, but Orton can't whip him. Orton is whipped and moves. Blows on Henry, then Henry grabs Orton and slams him to the mat. Cowboy watching on a monitor backstage.

>Commercial

Henry wrenches Orton's head to the side, then headbutts Orton in the back of the head. During the commercial Orton side steppped Henry who hit the stairs. Henry back to wrenching Orton's head sideways. Orton punches free, but another headbutt and a slam takes Orton down. A splash from Henry for two. Shoulders into Orton's gut in a corner. Henry backed off by the ref, then rushes and splashes Orton in a corner. Henry splashes Orton in the corner again, but only gets two from it.

Henry goes to splash Orton, but Orton moves. Henry rushes Orton in a corner, but eats feet. Orton on Henry with clotheslines to get Henry to a knee, then hits a DDT on Henry for two. Henry to the apron, Orton kicks at Henry, then tries for his DDT, but Henry reverses it. Orton sets up for the RKO, but he's pushed away and flies from the ring. Henry picks Orton up outside, but Orton pushes off and Henry runs into the post – twice.

Fire erupts from the corners. Kane on the tron calls to Orton. He says he needed to beat Orton at WrestleMania to be the man he needed to be to become whole. But last week Orton proved he can be as savage as Kane. Showed the world why he is the Viper. It would be a shame if this was to end now, Kane is having so much fun. The kind of fun that the entire family can enjoy. The camera pulls back to show Kane squatting over Cowboy prone on the floor, hat off his head, eyes closed.

Orton goes running backstage to find his father. Finally Orton finds Cowboy on the floor and rushes to him. Orton takes a pipe to the gut from Kane. Orton is laid out next to his father. Kane drops the pipe and squats. "I'm a sucker for family reunions." Kane says, then walks away.

>Commercial

Video

Recap of Kane's attack on the Orton men.

Announce Segment

Cole, Josh and Booker talk about how great Kane is at psychological warfare.

Benny Camer vs Ryback

Ted DiBiase Sr. and Tony Atlas backstage looking at a monitor saying it will be a good, old fashioned, squash match. Benny on mic. Hillbilly Jim and Pat Patterson joined the laughter backstage. Benny talks about it being his first match and they all laugh. Ryback out to the ring, the legends watching on the monitor are all impressed with his size.

A clothesline about took Benny's head off, flipped him, landed him on his head. Ryback pulls Benny to his shoulders, then slammed him to the mat for three.

Winner – Ryback

Tony can be heard laughing that famous laugh watching the monitor. They replay Ryback's clothesline on Benny, then the finisher. The video was longer than the actual match.

Backstage Segment

Slater talking to Kidd about beating the Usos tonight. He found a HOF manager for tonight. That he was told he could be the next Honky Tonk Man. Kidd asks if he thinks that's a compliment. In comes Jimmy Hart! Hart is all ready for this.

>Commercial

Heath Slater & Tyson Kidd w/ Jimmy Hart vs Jimmy & Jey Uso

Mick Foley out to the ring in a tan blazer, white shirt, red tie and black pants. He's out to announce. Kidd and Slater to the ring with Hart and his bullhorn. The Usos out with their war dance.

Tyson with an Uso, side headlock on Uso, pushes off and shoulder block to Kidd. The block dance across the ring, Kidd badly rolls the Uso up, Slater stole the tag and hit a back breaker on the Uso for two. Hart outside the ring with his bullhorn going on and on, right in Foley's face. Jey Uso tags in and takes Slater down, Kidd breaks the count. Jimmy in and takes Kidd down. Foll is done, pulls out Socko. Jey tags in and splashes Slater for three.

Winners – Usos

In the ring Hart is talking to Slater, then eats Socko! Foley grabs the bullhorn and says he's sorry, it was a mistake. Foley really wanted to take down Slater.

Video

D-Bry broke up with AJ and yelled at her to get out of his ring!

>Commercial

Piper's Pit

Cole says that it's been over six years since Piper's Pit has been on Smackdown. The last time he was on a woman had a mole bitten off her face (Jillian, but Boogeyman) He didn't mention that it's been on RAW much more recently. Piper says he misses the fans. "Rowdy!" chants. He says tonight he has a man Daniel Bryan. Heat for D-Bry. He is a man that lost the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania in 18 seconds, and he blames it on his girlfriend. He has a bit of footage he wants us to see. Play some bongos for these people. Video of D-Bry saying it's the last kiss he'll ever get from him and then breaks up with her and yells at her to get out of his ring. He turns his back on her.

Piper announces D-Bry to the ring. D-Bry comes out yelling "YES!" the whole way. Piper doesn't look impressed. "YES!" from the fans. Piper says D-Bry seems very happy for a man who's lost the World Heavyweight Championship in 18 seconds. D-Bry says guess what, he just had a meeting with Mr. Laurinaitis and granted his rightful return match. "18 seconds!" chants. D-Bry says this math will prove who the better man is. He wants to pin Sheamus 1-2-3, and make him tap out and can do both as at ER, as it's a 2 Out of 3 Falls Match, and AJ will be nowhere to be found.

Piper says he doesn't know if AJ will be at ER, but she's in the building and he likes her and it's his show. He introduces AJ who comes out to the ring to her own music. Piper holds the ropes for her. She's all giddy being on Piper's Pit. She says hello to D-Bry. Piper is shocked at this. She says she knows how he comes off, but deep down he's a good person. Piper says this is the Pit, leave PC at the door. This is a guy who in front of the WWE 'Universe' dumped you, said you're dead weight, and her kiss is the kiss of death, come on. AJ says it's her fault. She says she made a mistake at WrestleMania and is so, so sorry. She knows she can make it up to him.

Piper doesn't like this. He says he's been watching her since her debut. He saw Big Show mow her down and she got back up. It's not easy to be a lady here, so she's smart. And she's beautiful. She doesn't need to make anything up to him. All he's doing is using her. D-Bry cuts them off. If AJ meant it when she says she loves him, she'd leave this ring right now. Piper tells her she doesn't need to listen to him.

"AJ!" chants. She thinks about it, but then leaves the ring. D-Bry has a huge smile on his face. D-Bry tries to leave, but Piper isn't finished with him. Piper sees "YES!" on his t-shirt. Piper has four children, three of them are ladies. Now some no's! Don't tell a lady to shut up. That's a no. You don't yell at a lady. That's a no. You don't use a lady as a protective shield. That's a coward, and that's D-Bry. That, also, is a no. The only bright light he sees is that ER Sheamus, the World Heavyweight Champion, because of D-Bry, has a 2 out of 3 falls match. He gets to watch Sheamus kick D-Bry's head off his shoulders, not once, but twice.

D-Bry says that the fact that he's better than Sheamus will slap him and everyone else, including Piper right across the face. D-Bry slaps Piper, then quickly flees the ring. Piper can't grab him before he leaves the ring. "YES!" all the way up the ramp and on the stage.

>Commercial

Khali & Fox & Natalya vs Drew McIntyre & Bellas

Khali is dancing with Natalya and Fox dancing in the ring. Drew and the Bellas watching with disdain.

Drew locks up with Khali, he's thrown back. He tags out and leaves the match yelling that he's better than this. Fox slams a Bella to the mat, then brides a pin for three.

Winners – Khali & Natalya & Fox

The Bellas look shocked as they dance their way up the ramp. Mae Young's music hits and she comes out dancing under her own speed. She kicks Khali in the shin so he's down on one knee and plants one on him. She looks so much better than the last time we saw her!

>Commercial

Video

Damien Sandow talks about sophistication. He embodies all of the qualities. He then talks about social media, which brings upon moral decay and ethical inadequacy. No longer do we read novels, but live by 140 characters or less. He's our beacon of light.

Announce Segment

Cole pokes fun at Booker for not having an ipad, then they go back to Kane's attack on the Ortons, showing the video recap. Josh says Cowboy has abdominal injuries. Josh goes on to talk about Brock's return and F5 on Cena.

RAW Rebound

Video of Laurinaitis bringing Brock out to the ring, then Cena coming down and slapping Brock. The fight that ensued and how the locker room cleared. Cena was bloodied. Later, backstage Cena got in Laurinaitis' face, then said he wanted to compete, how's that for legit? Cena faced Otunga, of all people. Cena defeated Otunga, but then took a kick in the slats from behind from Brock.

Backstage Segment

Okerland doesn't like their chances tonight. Sheamus is smiling, but must have something up their sleeve. Sheamus says they will lose. So why is Sheamus happy? Sheamus is not going to let Laurinaitis see them sweat, plus he's tagging with Okerland! If they survive, Sheamus will buy the first round. Okerland says if? Sheamus says they will drink to remember, or drink to forget!

>Commercial

Video

Don't try this at home!

Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Hunico

Hacksaw Jim Duggan to the ring, HO! Hunico out the ring talking smack.

Hunico takes blows form Duggan, then out throught he ropes. Duggan outside, but Camacho was out there. Duggan motions for someone to join him, out comes Slaughter. Slaughter talks smack outside the ring, then throws the 2X4 into the ring. Duggan uses it on both guys, then Slaughter locks on the cobra clutch. They celebrate in the ring and get the fans chanting. They leave the ring talking together.

Video

Sheamus talking about drinking to remember or forget.

>Commercial

In Ring Segment

Cody out to the ring looking surly. He says that they're calling this a Blast From The Past, but it's a waste of time. They should look to the future, when he's IC Champ again. Where Big Show doesn't get a lucky punch. Where the legends don't hog the spotlight from...

Dusty Rhodes' music hits and he comes out in a plaid shirt and jeans, looking rather old, but not happy with his son. "Dusty!" chants. Dusty into the ring and takes a mic. Cody says this doesn't concern his father in the least. Dusty says it does. He loves Cody and there's nothing he won't do for him. He came into this industry the most naturally talented athlete to step in a WWE ring since HBK, and what did he want to do? He wanted to poke a bear – Big Show. Cody stops Dusty and says he's embarrassing him. They can talk about this in the back. Cody leaves the ring, Dusty doesn't.

Big Show's music and out he comes. Big Show puts on a Dusty voice and does a promo beautifully. Cody, he knows Big Show has been showing the embarrassing clips, but not tonight. Tonight he will show the real Cody Rhodes, if you will, please.

Video of Dashing Cody Rhodes putting on lip goo. Cody doesn't look happy about this. Cody looks back at his father who shakes his head. Big Show does Dusty voice and says that's embarrassin'. Cody looks back at his father. "Dusty!" chants. Cody looks at his father, then leaves. Cody walks down the stairs, then Dusty's music plays and Dusty dances in the ring. Cody drops his mic and starts walking off. Cody looks back at his father, then heads up the ramp a bit more.

Backstage Segment

Sheamus and Okerland are heading for the ring.

>Commercial

Daniel Bryan & ADR vs Sheamus & Mean Gene Okerland

D-Bry is in the ring yelling "YES!" Ricardo annoucnes ADR who comes out in a very sexy 1960 Rolls Royce. Finkel out to the stage to announce Mean Gene Okerland. Okerland out wearing a Sheamus Great White t-shirt. Okerland part way down the ramp and waits. Finkel then announces Sheamus. Sheamus out and they walks to the ring arm in arm. Sheamus doesn't get into the ring until Okerland is on the apron – nice manners!

ADR on Sheamus with blows. Sheamus back with blows. ADR with a kick, but Sheamus with a back elbow. A back kick to Sheamus' gut,t hen ADR stomps. D-Bry tags in and works on Sheamus. An upper cut, then kicks to Sheamus in a corner. ADR tags in and stomps Sheamus. ADR on Sheamus hard. D-Bry tags in and eats a clothesline. ADR rushes in, then thrown out. D-Bry in and a drop kick to Sheamus. Sheamus flies out and eats a kick from ADR.

Okerland into the ring. Ricardo in and they circle Okerland. They back him into a corner and my TV went black!

I'm so sorry!

In Ring Segment

All of the legends in the ring, including Cole and Sheamus. Cole says it's time for them to go back to the retirement home. They all swarm Cole. Finally it's Patterson who takes out Cole with one punch. Again, I am so sorry about my DISH going out the way it did. I know it happens, but it really sucks.

Biggest pop
Legends!

Biggest heat
Laurinaitis
D-Bry
ADR

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