Monday Night Raw Results (9/5/16) - The Kevin Owens Show OR Jobbers, Jobbers, Jobbers!

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WWE Raw Results (9/5/16)
Monday, September 5th, 2016
From Sprint Center Arena in Kansas City, Missouri
Report by Zack Krasney of WrestlingNewsWorld.com

Hello one and all! Welcome back to Monday Night Raw here at Wrestling News World! I hope everyone who is a premium member is enjoying WNW HD! If you're not go, check it out! My name is Zack Krasney, I'll be your Raw host with the most as always. Last week was a helluva show and ended with my man Kevin Owens winning the Universal Championship. What will we see this week!?

Question of the Week: Who would you LIKE to see challenge Kevin Owens for the Universal Championship?

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Earlier today

Steph is on the phone saying Kevin Owens has demanded a huge celebration and she wants to over deliver on that. Mick Foley walks up and demands to know why Triple H did what he did. She says she doesn’t know, she was backing Seth Rollins. Mick asks her why he should believe her and after a bit of prodding she says it’s because she was embarrassed as a Commissioner, as a leader, as a friend, and as a wife. She hasn’t be avoiding Mick, she just didn’t know what to say.

In-Ring

Balloons are falling and the ring has red carpet laid down. Steph and Mick are in the ring.

Steph- Ladies and Gentlemen, you’re Universal Champion Kevin Owens!

Kevin comes out in a nice suit and gets in the ring, ignoring a handshake from Mick Foley. A huge pyrotechnic display goes off.

Kevin- Look at this! Stephanie, Mick thank you! This is exactly what I wanted.

Steph- Like these people said, you deserve it.

Kevin- I do. I deserve THIS title. In fact, last week the entire arena chanted you deserve it, and they are 100% right. What I don’t deserve is a crowd of idiots trying to hijack my moment. Last week was my moment, what do you think? By chanting ‘you deserve it’ you’re trying to take my moment! I know I deserve it! I have since I stepped into this ring! I defeated three superstars to win this, but I will admit that Triple H showed up and gave me a little nudge. I did 98% of the work though. Monday Night Raw is now the Kevin Owens show!

Seth Rollins music hits and The Man comes down to the ring.

Seth- This isn’t about you so shut up! How could you do this to me Stephanie? After everything we’ve been through! I put your company on my back and I blew out my knee for it! I came back before anyone could have guessed for YOU!


Kevin- What a great story but this is about me! This is the Kevin Owens show!

Seth- Kevin I have no problems with you right now, I understand you’re just the puppet.

Steph- Seth I had no idea.

Seth- BULLCRAP! BULLCRAP! You expect me to believe that!

Mick- She had nothing to do with it!

Seth- Are you in her pocket too!?

Steph- He’s not in my pocket!

Mick- I’m not, but I have her back.

Seth- Kevin Owens has been Triple H’s boy since he walked in here. He has had his handle held since day one! You want to start a new era, fine! I will burn it to the ground! The King and Queen? I’ll have you on your knees begging.

Kevin- Again what a great story Seth, but I gotta ask where was this passion for the last few months. Ever since you got back, the architect has only been coming up with blueprints for total failure.

Seth attacks Kevin as Stephanie yells for Seth to stop. When he doesn’t she says he’s suspended. Mick says he’s not.

Mick- You’re acting as if this is personal, it’s not. When someone was wronged and their temper flares up we don’t suspend them, we give them rematches. You asked me to make matches when you asked me to be GM that’s what we’re going to do. There is certainly no love lost between myself and Seth Rollins, but it seems like the right thing to do. At Clash of Champions, it will be Seth Rollins vs. Kevin Owens.

Backstage
Steph and Mick are slightly arguing about Mick making the Championship match, Mick says if Steph had suspended Seth people would talk and Mick cares about what people are saying about Steph. Kevin Owens comes up furious and insults Mick, which leads to Mick making a match for Owens against Sami Zayn. Chris Jericho walks up and calls them both stupid idiots for what they did to Kevin Owens. Steph tells him to never insult Mick Foley and puts Chris in a match against Seth Rollins tonight.

Backstage

Charlotte tells Dana she only surrounds herself with winners, so tonight she's going to sit and watch Charlotte's match with Bayley and take notes with pen and paper.

Charlotte w/Dana vs. Bayley

They lock up to start and Charlotte puts Bayley in the corner. She releases and they circle each other and lock up again, Charlotte gets behind and gets a waste lock takedown. Bayley gets behind Charlotte but it's reversed with elbows. Charlotte grabs the arm of Bayley and twists it. Bayley reverses and whips Charlotte against the ropes and hits two arm drags. Charlotte with a knee to the gut of Bayley. Charlotte slams Bayley's head into the turnbuckle but Bayley just gets hyped and does the same to Charlotte. Charlotte rolls out of the ring to catch a breather. Bayley goes to dive between the ropes and dropkick Charlotte but botches it and may have tweaked her knee. Charlotte attacks the knee as we go to break.

We return and Bayley is building up momentum and hits a huge crossbody! Charlotte is about to get Bayley into the corner and attack the leg again. Charlotte poses over Bayley. Charlotte drags her leg over to the steel post and slams it against the post twice. Charlotte stretches the leg of Bayley. Charlotte goes for the Figure 8 but Bayley kicks her away, Charlotte is able to lock in a half Boston Crab! Bayley fights out but Charlotte slams the knee into the mat! Bayley tries to stand but falls over. Charlotte slams the knee, she tries a second time but Bayley rolls her up for 2! Bayley tries to fight off Charlotte and hits a spinning elbow from the middle turnbuckle! Bayley fights with axhandles! Bayley with the Bayley splash but Dana pulls Charlotte out of the way. Bayley shoves Charlotte into Dana and then hits the Bayley to Belly for the win!

Winner: Bayley

Backstage 

Charlotte yells at Dana and when Dana tries to apologize Charlotte smacks her hard.

Bo Dallas vs. Jobber

Bo starts off saying that you need to Bo-lieve in Bo Dallas, but more seriously than he normally does.

Bo goes on a fast and hard attack and beats the jobber down quick and goes right for the pin for the win.

Winner: Bo Dallas

Chris Jericho vs. Seth Rollins

Rollins looks intense to start and immediately attacks and takes Jericho down. Rollins with chops to Jericho and then stomps in the corner. Rollins goes for a high knee but Jericho rolls out and looks flustered. Suicide dive from Seth! Rollins throws Jericho into the barricade and rolls him in. Jericho hits a kick on Rollins as he's getting in and then hits chops of his own. Jericho attacks in the corner and the ref pulls him off. Rollins comes hard out of the corner and hits a wicked clothesline and throws Jericho out of the ring. Seth whips Jericho into the barricade. Seth attacks with chops. Rollins continues to attack but as he gets back in Jericho hits a springboard dropkick to knock Seth back out as we head to break.

We return and Jericho is in control but Seth sends Chris face first into the bottom turnbuckle. The two exchange right hands until Rollins gets the edge and hits a sling blade! 2 count! Rollins with a running forearm, twice, and flips over Jericho to hit a flying neckbreaker! Rollins runs into an elbow and Jericho goes to the top rope but gets kicked mid-air! Roll-up but only a 2 for Seth. Seth with a springboard knee but gets caught and put into the Walls of Jericho! Seth crawls towards the ropes and makes it! Chris pulls him up but Rollins lands on his feet and hits an enziguri and follows with a kick to the head. 2 count for Rollins! Rollins goes for a frog splash but Jericho rolls away and hits the lionsault! 2 count for Jericho! Jericho kicks the chest of Seth, but Seth counters with his own. Jericho goes for the Codebreaker but is caught and Rollins hits the Pedigree for the win!

Winner: Seth Rollins

Cesaro vs. Sheamus Match 3 in Best of 7

Cesaro goes for a quick roll-up but only gets a 1 count. Cesaro with hard uppercuts and right hands! Sheamus misses a shoulder tackle in the corner and Cesaro hits a crossbody. Sheamus drops Cesaro on his back with a back body drop and Cesaro needs to roll out. Sheamus comes at him but Cesaro hits a wicked clothesline! Back in the ring Sheamus knees the back of Cesaro. The ref has to pull Sheamus away. Cesaro with punches but gets pulled into the cloverleaf, but fights out. Uppercuts from Cesaro. Cesaro tries a pop up uppercut but can't follow up because of his back! Sheamus with FOUR Irish Curse backbreakers! 2 count! Sheamus sets up the Razors Edge but turns it into a backbreaker! The ref is checking on Cesaro when Sheamus hits a Brogue Kick for the win!

Winner: Sheamus

This Shining Stars are in the ring

Primo- Labor Day is supposed to be the last day of Summer in America.

Epico- Luckily we have summer every day in Puerto Rico that's why---

Enzo and Cass cut them off

Enzo- My name is Enzo Amore and I am a certified G and a bonafide stud and you can't teach that! This right here is Big Cass and he's 7-foot tall and you can't teach that! Bada Boom realist guys in the room how you doin!? What do you know? What do we got over here, a coupla hatas a coupla hatas. You guys come out here trying to sell everyone on your Caribbean timeshares but you picked the wrong time and the wrong place cause we're right in the heart of America in Kansas! And today is Labor Day and the irony is that listening to speak makes me feel like I'm in labor.

Cass- What you got a little gas?

Enzo- No I ain't got no gas Cass, it's labor day, I think I'm going into labor.

Cass- Sit down, remember your breathing techniques. Breath breath, how you doin. Breath breath, how you doin.

Enzo- How you doin!?

Cass- He's beautiful.

Enzo- What should we name him?

Cass- We should name them after the Shining Stars because there is only one word to describe them AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA! S-A-W-F-T!

Primo and Epico vs. Enzo and Cass

Primo and Cass start things off and Cass takes him out and then Primo runs in and gets thrown out! Tag to Enzo who hits a suicide dive to take out both Primo and Epico!

We return from break and Enzo hits a knee on Epico. Epico hits a german suplex and holds onto it and turns it into a suplex. Epico uses the ropes to choke Enzo and then dives at him. Enzo put in the corner and he dodges a big kick. Hot tag made to both sides. Cass with a big shot and an Empire Elbow! Splash in the corner and Big Boot! Tag back to Enzo but before he can hit the boom shakalaka Epico gets involved on a distraction and allows Primo to roll up Enzo and grab the tights for the win!

Winners: Shining Stars

Nia Jax vs. Jobber (Ann)

Nia shoves the girls head in the corner. Ann fights back with kicks to the legs. Ann goes for a sleeper but Nia throws her off. She throws Ann into the corner and then hits a back splash to crush the head. Nia hits her finisher for the win.

Winner: Nia Jax

Gallows- I'm Luke Gallows

Anderson- And I'm Karl Anderson, we're retirement specialists

Gallows- Now we're planning on retiring the New Day as Tag Team Champions.

Anderson- We're going to show them there is just as much enjoyment in retirement as there is in being champions. Behold the Old Day!

Three old men come out to a slower New Day theme dress as the New Day.

Gallows asks what happened to them, one says they had the PP beat out of them, Power of Positivity. They make a bunch of old man jokes until the real New Day comes out.

Woods- What is happening right now, this is absurd! If you are really me from the future, who is your favorite X-Men? On 3. 1-2-3

Old and new Woods- Cyclopse!

Old and New Kofi- Cyclopse?

Big E- Are you sure you're not my grandpappy?

Kofi- Hold up serious, if those three are us from the future then that means we definitely shouldn't be in the same space. It's too dangerous. The WWE Universe could explode! No more WWE Universe!

Woods- You're right instead, let's just get in the ring and beat up the bald guys!

Gallows and Anderson book it out of the ring as New Day enter. New Day stares down Old Day who start dancing. New Day move them aside and start dancing. Old Big E hits Big E with his walker and Big E turns stops and New Day attacks Old Day. Old Big E gets hit with the New Day finisher.

Darren Young w/Bob Backlund vs. Jinder Mahal

Darren runs into an elbow from Jinder and then gets kicked in the head. Headlock from Jinder. Darren slides out of the ring and is able to trip up Jinder. Darren gets back in the ring and Titus is heading down to the ring off commentary. Darren hits the Gutcheck for the win.

Winner: Darren Young

Darren attacks Titus from behind and is relentless on his attack of Titus. Bob Backlund raises Darren's hand.

Backstage

Alicia Fox is checking on her friend, the jobber Ann who lost to Nia Jax. Nia walks up and asks Alicia how her friend is feeling. Nia tells her this isn't Total Divas, there are real repercussions to actions here. Fox goes crazy and starts throwing stuff, she asks Nia what's up!? Nia walks away.

Braun Strowman vs. Sin Cara

Sin Cara is interviewed and he said he wanted this match after what Braun did last week to another masked luchador. Sin Cara hits a dropkick to start but Braun hits a wicked clothesline. Sin Cara with a hurricarana but gets hit with a shoulder tackle. Strowman locks in a shoulder pinch. Sin Cara fights out but then is thrown out of the ring. Strowman goes after him but gets kicked in the head twice but Braun throws him away. Sin Cara with a dropkick off the steps. Sin Cara goes to get back in the ring but Braun grabs his foot and pulls him back out and crashing to the floor. Braun gets back in as the ref counts to 10.

Winner via count out: Braun Strowman

After the match, Braun runs down Sin Cara as he gets back to his feet.

In-Ring

Sasha Banks comes down to the ring and grabs a mic for her big announcement.

Sasha- There is a saying that every journey has an end and every story has a final chapter. For years, the WWE universe was searching for a revolution. Before Twitter and Instagram, there was a revolution for Women with women like Mae Young, Trish, and Lita who broke the mold. They wrote the first pages in the book of change, that lead to Stephanie McMahon leading the revolution. No more bra and panty matches, no more stupid butterfly title. We did it. We became what we deserved all along, to be called superstars. This revolution is more that WWE, it's every mother, sister, and daughter. My revolution is every time I step in this ring. Every time I step in this ring it's for every little girl who has a dream of being something bigger, being more. I used to wake up at 6 in the morning to collect soda cans to collect money to buy a ticket to WWE. That's why I fight so hard because every time I am in this ring it means everything to me. At Summerslam I was pushed to my limits, beyond my limits, Charlotte tried to break my back. No excuses, Charlotte beat me. Earlier today I talked to my doctors and I have some bad news.---

Dana Brooks interrupts- The only champion the universe deserves is Charlotte. The only bad news I have is that I'm going to use you to send a message to Charlotte. I'm going to end your journey right her right now.

She goes to attack but Sasha hits the Banks Statement!

Sasha- Actually Miss Piggy the bad news wasn't for me, it was for Charlotte, at Clash of Champions that title comes back to me!

Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn

They start things off with the dual punches! KO rolls out and Zayn comes right after him and gets thrown into the barricade. Owens rolls Zayn back in the ring. Owens with a chop to Zayn. Running elbow by KO. More chops from KO but Zayn springboards to escape and a kick to the face of KO who rolls out. Sami comes out and is thrown at the barricade but this time, he jumps up and hits a moonsault on KO! We head to break!

We return and KO is in control and drops Sami on his ribs on the ropes. Sami gets up after Owens talks trash and smacks him. Owens charges at Zayn but Sami pulls the ropes down and sends him outside then leaps over the ropes to take out KO! He rolls Owens back in but Owens rolls out of the ring on the other side. Sami does it again! Back in the ring Sami hits the Blue Thunder Bomb! KO gets hit with the exploder suplex in the corner! Sami goes for the Helluva Kick but KO rolls out of the way. KO goes for the Powerbomb on the apron but Sami fights out. KO manages to hit a stunner using the ropes and then a wicked clothesline in the corner! KO follows it up with a cannonball! KO goes for the Pop Up Powerbomb but Sami leaps through and hits the full nelson suplex! 2 count for Sami! Sami goes for a move on the top but Owens pulls him down and Sami lands back on his ankle which was injured a few weeks ago. Sami rolls out but KO is right on him. Owens goes for the Powerbomb on the apron but Sami slides out and hits a full nelson back suplex on the mats! Sami rolls KO in and sets up the Helluva Kick but can't hit it because his ankle gave out and KO runs over and hits the Pop Up Powerbomb!

Winner: Kevin Owens

Roman Reigns music hits and The Big Dog makes his way out. He stares down Kevin Owens who gets out of the ring. Jericho comes down to back up his buddy but Mick Foley's music hits. Foley announces that he understands Roman is upset, too. Next week Kevin Owens will face Roman Reigns and if Roman wins it'll be a Triple Threat for the Universal Championship!

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