Smackdown Results (5/14/15) - You Want a Cookie?


WWE Smackdown Results (5/14/15)
Thursday, May 14th, 2015
From Ford Center in Evansville, Indiana.
Report by Zack Krasney of

Hi everyone and welcome to Smackdown! This is the last show before Payback this Sunday! What will the four men in the WWE Championship match do to stand out and put their opponents down before Sunday? This on top of the blockbuster news that in two weeks we will also see the return of the Elimination Chamber! Will that play a factor in tonight's Smackdown? Find out and join me in the comments section below!

WWE Smackdown Results

*Bray Wyatt cuts off the Smackdown opening* Last Monday Ryback, you stood toe to toe with me and won. But I know, beneath the muscle made body, there is an Achilles heel. I will make an example out of you. You are chasing a garden of Eden that doesn't exist. Beneath the surface your wounds will fester. Scratch scratch scratch. Here's some advice friend, avoid the itch....RUN!

Dean Ambrose is in the ring and says he does things alone. He fights alone, he sleeps alone, he drinks alone. Last Monday he found himself alone standing tall. At Payback this Sunday, alone is exactly what he's going to be. They've got Seth Rollins the little chicken weasel, Randy Orton who last week ended up right around *here* after eating a spear, and Roman yeahhh. I hit Dirty Deeds on my best friend, I didn't plan to but I have one thing to say to Roman Reigns---
*Roman Reigns music cuts him off* Roman Reigns makes his way through the crowd as usual and joins him. Dean says you know, you're not getting an apology. Reigns says he wasn't expecting one, he did exactly what he thought he'd do. He pulled the trigger, once, that's all he'll get. Roman says regardless we're brothers. Tonight we're brothers, but Sunday he's bringing the big guns, and he hopes Dean does the same. *Roman extends a hand to Dean*
*Kane's music cuts them off* Kane says he is sorry to interrupt the moment, but they should be less concerned with their bromance, and more concerned about their Fatal Four Way match. Ambrose cuts him off and says shouldn't Kane be concerned because on Monday Triple H said if Seth Rollins loses then Kane is out of a job. Kane says don't worry about his job, Dean should be more worried about his match tonight...with Sheamus. And that match is right---
*Ambrose cuts off Kane* NOW!? We get it, that's the only time you can make a match. If Sheamus is done french braiding his hair, get him out here!!

Sheamus vs. Dean Ambrose

They lock up and Sheamus and Ambrose struggle all over the ring to take control. Ambrose gets Sheamus in the corner, but Sheamus fights out. They continue to test each other out until Sheamus does a headlock take down. Ambrose fights out but eats a shoulder block. Ambrose manages to take down Sheamus and get him in a submission on his gut. Ambrose puts Sheamus in the corner and lands some shots but Sheamus fights out with uppercuts. Sheamus picks up Ambrose and slams him to the mat. Ambrose lands several right hands, but Sheamus counters with an uppercut. Sheamus eats a flying clothesline from Ambrose, then a corner clothesline into a bulldog. Abrose with some jab and chops. Sheamus goes for 10 Beats but can't get it, Sheamus knocks Ambrose off the side. On the outside Sheamus throws Ambrose into the barricade. We head to commercial.

As we return Sheamus has Dean in the Texas cloverleaf. Sheamus kicks Ambrose in the face and then goes for White Noise, Ambrose reverse it and fights a bit but gets hit with White Noise. Sheamus sets up for the Brogue Kick. Ambrose sees it and rolls out of the ring. Sheamus goes to throw Ambrose in, but Ambrose hits his spinning clothesline. Ambrose runs in the ring and goes for a suicide dive, but Sheamus hits him before he can get out of the ring. Ambrose throws Sheamus back out of the ring and goes for the suicide dive again and hits it! Ambrose comes off the top rop but Sheamus dodges and hits the Irish curse backbreaker. 2 count by Sheamus. Sheamus hits some right hands, but then Ambrose does. Sheamus counters, but Ambrose bounces off the ropes for a big clothesline! Ambrose climbs to the top rope but Sheamus fights him. Ambrose manages to slip away and pull Sheamus off the top, sending him face first into the steel post. Ambrose takes advantage and gets the pin!

Winner: Dean Ambrose

Seth Rollins comes into Kane's office and reminds him that if Seth doesn't win at Payback, that Kane will be FIRED. That said, Seth said he heard a nasty rumor that Kane is still thinking it over, and reminded him how much he is paid to be Director of Operations. Kane says he doesn't need the money, he saved his money, he's set for life. Seth says Kane needs to do what's best for business. Kane says he still doesn't know what he'll do, and he won't until Sunday night. Seth sarcastically says good luck with Roman Reigns tonight. Kane says thanks, and good luck in your match tonight...with Ryback! Seth looks like someone kicked his puppy.

Rusev and Lana come out to the ring. Lana is in a pin stripped suit and she has a notebook with her. USA chants early, Rusev yells that Lana has something she wants to say. Lana reads off a piece of paper. "Last week I insulted my country by divulging in your perverse western customs. I allowed these false ideologies to corrupt my loyalties and dedication to the Russian federation and our long standing traditions. I beg for forgiveness from my family, country, and the Russian Super Athlete, Rusev." Rusev shoves her away and grabs the mic, he says John Cena on Raw you showed everyone why he will loses. Cena you were not prepared, you lack focus. Rusev says he will make Cena scream I quit, I quit, I quit before he passes out. Rusev shows a cropped video of John Cena saying I quit on repeat. Rusev poses as the Russian flag drops.

Renee Young is backstage with Ryback. Renee asks Ryback can focus on his match with Wyatt looming. Ryback says he doesn't under estimate the opportunity he has facing off with the WWE Champion. As for Wyatt, Ryback saw fear in his eyes on Monday. Tonight, Ryback is mighty hungry that means only one thing....FEED. ME. MOOOORE!

Seth Rollins vs. Ryback

Before Ryback comes out Rollins grabs a mic and says in case everyone forgot this is how Monday Night ended. We see the footage of Orton, Ambrose and Reigns beating down Rollins. Seth says he hopes everyone enjoyed that, becasue that is the last time you will ever see anything like that happening to him! Seth assures Sunday is every man for himself, Roman Reigns, Ambrose and Orton are all just as cut throat as he is. That's exactly what is going to happen, they'll cut each other's throats and Seth says that with J&J and Kane in his corner, he will emerge victorious. As for tonight--*Ryback's music cuts him off*
Ryback makes his way down to the ring but as he gets to the ring he his BLASTED out of nowhere by Bray Wyatt. Ryback is OUT and Bray lays on the ground laughing. Bray disappears and Seth is laughing in the ring.

We come back from break and the ref is asking Ryback if he wants to compete. Ryback accepts, so the bell rings and Rollins is immediately on Ryback. Seth hits some vicious stomps on Ryback over and over. Ryback tries to pick Rollins up for a suspended suplex, but Seth coutners and plans Ryback's head into the middle turnbuckle. Seth throws Ryback outside the ring, and J&J are all over Ryback with stomps while the ref talks to Seth. Ryback makes it in at a 9 count. Seth hits some big kicks, and then a great DDT to Ryback. Only a 2 count. Seth chokes Ryback on the ropes, Ryback fights back with some punches and a Thesz press. Ryback picks up Seth and slams him down. Rollins counters with a neckbreaker but only a 2 count. Seth locks in a headlock. Ryback fights out and sets up for the Meathook but Mercury up on the apron for the distraction. Ryback still manages to hit it on Rollins, but Noble causes a distraction too. It allows Rollins to hit the flying knee and the low superkick. Rollins hits a second low superkick and pinfall.

Winner: Seth Rollins

Renee is backstage with Naomi and Tamina. Renee says we've seen a different side of Naomi lately. What's caused this change? Naomi says she's said it before, she'll say it again. We've been here for YEARS, and have nothing to show for it. Divas are handed anything, sometimes you have to take what you want! Tamina says they're running this Diva's division. Naomi says that Nikki is just like every other fake diva out there, and Brie is a quitter just like her husband Daniel Bryan (TOO SOON!!) and she's going to dominate the Bella Twins like no one ever has.

AWWWWW IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN! New Day come out, Xavier Woods has the music cut because he wants to say something! Cesaro and Tyson Kidd are CHEATERS! But out of the kindness from our souls, we will give them a second chance at the titles at Payback. Big E says Kidd and Cesaro are bad people! They don't recycle, they double dip, they go to the movies and buy one ticket and see two!!! The good news is the fans don't have to be like them, they can be like the New Day! New Day is the change people need to see!

Tyson Kidd vs. Kofi Kingston

Kidd gets behind Kofi quickly but Kofi hits some elbows to counter. Kidd hits some right hands but Kofi hits an inverted suplex and locks in a submission hold on Kidd. Kidd fights out and sends Kofi out of the ring and follows it by a swinging baseball slide, then a flip outside the ring through the ropes! Crazy move! Big E up for the distraction, but Cesaro takes him out. Woods up on the side but Natty helps take him out. Kofi goes for the roll up for the distracted win, but Kidd kicks out and locks Kofi in the Sharpshooter. Kofi fights to get out but when he can't, he taps!

Winner: Tyson Kidd

We see the footage from Raw of Daniel Bryan relinquishing the Intercontinental Champion. I'm still way too sad about this.

Bo Dallas comes out to spread insperation to us all! He says this past week on Raw may have been the last time we se Daniel Bryan, life may not always be Yes or No. While Daniel is gone, and that's difficult, Bo sees this as an opportunity. There are 5 stages of grief, and Bo will help the fans get through them all. First is denial, there is no denying Daniel Bryan let everyone down. The next is anger, anger is good anger is healthy, especially when directed and Daniel for letting us down. The next is bargaining, we're all going to get a great bargain on the Daniel Bryan T-shirts now that he's gone. Next is depression, Daniel will be depressed when he realize everyone has forgotten him. Finally, acceptance...he can help us all accept that Daniel Bryan is never ever coming back. All you have to BOOOLIEVE!!!

Bo Dallas vs. Neville

Neville is whipped into the corner he flips across the ring and hits a cross body. Neville throws on a headlock but Bo fights out. Bo throws Neville out, but Neville holds on. Bo charges but Neville pulls down the ropes. Bo pulls the foot of Neville and Neville crashes into the floor. Back in the ring Bo throws on a headlock. Neville fights out and lands several strong kicks, then a flying forearm. Neville hits the Red Arrow for the win.

Winner: Neville

After the match King Barrett gets up on the announce table and says how dare Neville think he could threaten the throne. He could never be a threat, especially when Neville dresses in such a ridiculous outfit! His punishment will come this Sunday in the form of a Royal Bull Hammer.

Adam Rose is backstage with Rosa. She says she can't focus with him just WATCHING. They pan over to the Rosebuds, a guy in a hotdog outfit. Hotdog guys says he was just wondering when they got paid...Rose says that what they do is ART! Hotdog guy asks if they're not getting paid? Rose grabs him and says he's just like the bunny! He says party is over! He shoves the Hotdog guy into the other Rosebuds and starts making out with Rosa. Kane walks by and has a look that clearly says "I'm so done with this crap."

Kane vs. Roman Reigns in a No DQ Match

Kane comes after Reigns as he comes across the barricade. They start brawling on the outside and exchange blows. Roman gets tossed into the steel steps. Roman rolls in and the match officially starts. Kane immediately on the attack, he sends Roman right back outside. Kane puts Reigns against the steel post and tries to crush him with the steel steps, but Reigns rolls away. Reigns grabs a Kendo stick and fights back. Kane gets a good kick in as Reigns enters the ring, Kane grabs the Kendo stick and starts his own baseball game. Kane hits a clothesline using the kendo stick. 2 count.

We come back from commercial as Kane hits a big boot! 2 count. Kane sends Roman back outside again. Kane clears off the announce table. Kane sets up for the chokeslam but Reigns lands on his feet on the table and hits Kane right in the mouth. He comes off the table with a diving clothesline! Roman bounces Kane's head against the announce table and then tackles him into the side of the ring. Reigns hits the running kick on Kane who's head is against the table. He blasts Kane in the head with the steel steps! Reigns grabs a table and slides it in the ring. Then another! Reigns sets up one table against the corner, but Kane is in and hits a jumping DDT! Kane grabs the second table and sets it up normally. Kane looks like he was going for the chokeslam but Reigns fights out with elbows and headbutts. Reigns sets up the Superman punch, but ends up getting chokeslammed through the table! But Reigns kicks out at 2!! Kane looks furious! Kane sets up for the Tombstone, but Roman slides out and hits the Superman punch! Reigns spears Kane through the first table for the win!!

Winner: Roman Reigns

Backstage Renee is with Seth Rollins and she asks him about his confidence going into Payback. Seth says he's never been more confident. Reigns had a hell of match just now, and that's nothing to sneeze at. Seth continues talking but Dean Ambrose appears behind Rollins and Renee slowly backs away. Rollins asks why she's leaving. He turns around and sees Ambrose, with a tray of cookies, which he's eating. Ambrose says, what? You guys want a cookie? He throws the tray at Noble and pushes through Mercury to start attacking Seth. Seth and Ambrose battle, J&J try to take Ambrose out but Roman Reigns runs in and take them out with a big piece of rolling equipment. Rollins runs away. Ambrose and Reigns turn around and stare down. Reigns extends a hand and Ambrose looks like he's about to shake when he actually ends up reach down and picking up the WWE Championship that Rollins had dropped. Ambrose picked it up and looked at it for a moment before putting it on Reigns shoulder. Ambrose said he can have it, he'll take it on Sunday.

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