Below are quick results from Saturday night's WWE Raw live event in Laredo, Texas:
* WWE Champion CM Punk and Dolph Ziggler both claimed in an opening promo they couldn't work. Punk, due to his knee, Ziggler, due to the flu, when Vickie Guerrero came out and made Punk & Ziggler vs. Ryback & John Cena as the show's main event.
* Brodus Clay b. Jack Swagger
* Zack Ryder b. Leo Kruger
* Jamie Noble b. Tensai. Noble, a WWE producer, replaced Santino Marella. As of this writing, I do not know why.
* WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No b. The Shield via disqualification. Ryback made a post match save.
* Kaitlyn b. Tamina Snuka
* WWE United States Champion Antonio Cesaro b. The Miz in a Street Fight chosen by the fans via text message.
* John Cena & Ryback b. WWE Champion CM Punk & Dolph Ziggler
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