WWE Raw Results (10/24/16)
Monday, October 24th, 2016
From Target Center in Minneapolis, MN
Report by Zack Krasney of WrestlingNewsWorld.com
Hello everyone! I am Zack Krasney, crown prince of WNW! This is the final week before Hell in a Cell and it is going to get crazy up in herrr. We found out the women will be main eventing Hell in a Cell, as they should. Very exciting!
Question of the Night: How do you feel about Goldberg returning to face Brock Lesnar?
MONDAY NIGHT RAW
Chris- Please please be quiet I have some terrible news. The triple threat match tonight has been cancelled until further notice. The reason for this is catastrophic, something terrible has happened. Something that could change the course of the WWE. Someone has stolen the list of Jericho. Please, I told you to be quiet. I will not leave this ring, have another match, nothing else with WWE until I get the list back in my hands. I will stay here all damn night until I have to. Someone needs to man up and --
Kevin Owens music hits and the champ makes his way to the ring.
Jericho- I don't even...I can't even believe I'm asking this. You didn't take the list.
KO- No! I don't care about the list! But I know you care, so here's what I'm gonna do. We'll find the list together, but only once we take care of Seth Rollins tonight. I need you to get your head in the game
Jericho- Let me make something clear, there is no triple threat until I get the list. It's my most prized position. I've written my deepest secrets on that list.
Stephanie McMahon's music hits- I don't have your list Chris, Kevin I got this. I will do everything I can to return that list to you tonight. Nobody is going to leave until the list is in your hands. Until then you have to listen to your best friend! You have a match in the main event, get back on the same page. Stop being ridiculous!
Jericho- WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME!? I'm sick of people telling me what I need to do, what they need. Here's what I need--
Seth Rollins music cuts him off, Seth is holding something behind his back.
Jericho- THAT'S THE LIST RIGHT THERE!
Seth- What? What are you talking about?
Jericho- IT'S IN YOUR HAND!
Jericho- Right there you stupid idiot!!
Seth- Oh hey I found the list! There are a lot of names on this list, but one I thought you'd be interested in Steph. At the bottom here it says "for putting my best friend in Hell in a Cell, Stephanie McMahon, stupid idiot."
Kevin- No no no, we're not gonna fall for this. You think you're smart, but I know what you're doing. You're gonna come back here and give him his stupid list back.
Seth- If you think this is stupid you should see the last name on the list. My former best friend Kevin Owens.
Jericho- Too far Rollins! Kevin would never make the list! A best friend would never make the list! It's for idiots like you, like Mick Foley, like everyone in this audience! I want the list and I want it back now!
Seth- You want the list back? You know what Chris, I am going to give you this list back because I kinda like the list and I'm a nice guy. I feel like I need to make some changes first. Make my own list dedicated to Kevin Owens. It'll be a list a body parts that will never be the same after leaving Hell in a Cell with me. You don't know, I've been inside Hell in a Cell! I've thrived in it! First thing is your back. Number 2 is your mouth, I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you won't be able to pucker up to kiss Triple H's ass. Item 3, Kevin Owens ego. This Sunday I'm gonna rip you apart and send a message to Stephanie and Triple H and burn the establishment to the ground and take back my title. Chris, you want the list back, come and get it.
Seth walks back to the back and Chris walks after him.
Steph comes up to Seth and asks him for the list. Rollins says he knows she isn't doing anything for Raw or for anyone other than herself. She and her stupid husband are afraid of what happens if the man they turned their back on becomes the champion. Seth tells her that he doesn't have the list anymore, he left it in the locker room.
Enzo vs. Karl Anderson
Enzo- My name is Enzo Amore and I am a certified G and a bonafide stud and you can't teach that! And this right here, this is Big Cass and he's----
Enzo's mic shorts out and Anderson says the sing-along has been canceled. They said they paid someone in the back to short out his mic.
Enzo yells it to the crowd anyway and the crowd does the whole thing with him. Cass does his part, too and the crowd still keeps up and then starts a "how you doin" chant.
The match starts and Karl hits a high elbow. Karl beats down Enzo in the corner but Enzo switches things up and hammers away then goes to the top rope but Gallows jumps up for the distraction. Enzo ends up getting caught in a spinebuster. We head to commercial.
We return and Anderson hits a high kick and then kicks the side of the head of Enzo. Anderson with a running knee very reminescent of Daniel Bryan. Headlock thrown on by Karl. Enzo fights out and sends Anderson into the turnbuckle. Enzo blocks a right hand and then hits a crossbody and unloads with fists of his own. Enzo runs at Karl but is thrown into the corner face first. Enzo reverses a suplex Cass up for the distraction and Gallows gets up on the other side of the ring. The ref runs over to Cass and Cass points a Gallows and then jumps down. The ref runs over to Gallows and as he has his back turned Cass hits a Big Boot on Anderson. Enzo gets the pin!
Winner: Enzo Amore
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
Woods- This Sunday at Hell in the Cell we will be defending our titles against one of the best athletes the world has ever seen in Cesaro......and then there is Sheamus. Slow it down.
Big E- Shame us
Woods- Slow it down.
Big E- Shame US! Shame on us, shame on all of us.
Kofi- Shame on all of us for allowing him to come to this ring. Who even likes him?
All- WHO?! WHO!? NOBODY!
Woods- Don't shame us, shame him! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! We will shame him tonight, and again at Hell in the Cell when we walk out your WWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Big E- BECAUUUUSE!!!!!! NEW DAY ROCKS!
Cesaro and Sheamus vs. New Day's Kofi and Big E
Cesaro and Kofi start things off and Cesaro hits a big uppercut. Kofi leaps at Cesaro but is caught midair! Tag to Sheamus and they hit a double elbow to Kofi. Uppercut from Sheamus, and another. Sheamus whips Kofi into the corner but Kofi slides out and hits a kick then a flying crossbody! Big E tags in and hits a huge running tackle in the corner and then a big clothesline! Unicorn Stampede!! Sheamus rolls out of the ring and is obviously frustrated as we head to break.
We return and Cesaro and Sheamus are tagging in and out attacking Kofi. It's a game of one-upping each other. Sheamus goes for a cover but only gets 2. Kofi dodges a high knee and turns it into a roll-up but only gets 2. Sheamus sets up the 10 beats. 2 count. Kofi with a small package! Only 2. Big knee from Sheamus. Tag to Cesaro. Cesaro goes for a tackle but misses and goes into the steel post. Sheamus tags himself in but Kofi gets the hot tag to Big E. Belly to Belly on Sheamus! And another! A third! Big E goes for the splash but runs into an Irish Curse. Sheamus with a tackle in the corner and a high running knee. Big E catches Sheamus and plants him hard! Sheamus with a gullotine then a power slam! Both teams make a tag and Kofi takes down Cesaro and then goes for a headlock but Cesaro deadlifts him into a suplex! Cesaro goes for the swing but gets rolled up for 2. Cesaro with the Uppercut Train! Kofi with an SOS but only gets a 2 count. Kofi with a spinning Superkick. Tag to Big E who knocks Sheamus off the side but then gets caught in the Swing but Kofi with a crossbody from the top! Sheamus makes a blind tag and tries the Brogue kick but misses. Cesaro is on the outside and Big E throws Kofi at him but then gets a HUGE uppercut on the way down. Big E turns around into a Brogue Kick. That's all she wrote!
Winners: Sheamus and Cesaro
Jericho is backstage stage tearing the locker room apart looking for the list. He runs into the Shinning Stars, Titus, and Jinder Mahal. Jericho can't find it and no one has seen it.
Dana Brooke vs. Bayley
Dana- Hold on little Ms. Bayley. Last week people were saying my victory over you an upset. How could someone who looks like me beating someone like you an upset? But I got a rematch approved...but it's not just any match. It's an ARM WRESTLING match!
We want wrestling and this is stupid chants from the crowd.
Dana slams Bayley's arm down pretty quick because Bayley still has a bad shoulder. Dana says she can go again with her good arm. *Boring chants* Bayley starts to win the second match and Dana hits a cheap shot and keeps attacking. Dana runs right into a Bayley to Belly! Dana rolls out of the ring.
Jericho approaches Steph and tells him he can't find it, that Seth is lying. Steph tells Chris he needs to get his head together because they need to get on the same page. Survivor Series is coming up and she needs Chris at the top of his game. Jericho tells her he isn't wrestling until the list is safely in his hands again. She says Chris is forcing her hand, if a WWE Superstar refuses to wrestle then they'll be suspended so either he wrestles tonight or he is suspended.
Curtis Axel is in the ring. He says he really did BO-lieve in Bo. He said last week Bo left him hanging. He decided he needed to go back to his roots. Back to his grandfather, back to his father, Mr. Perfect. When Bo attacked him, he attacked his family legacy. He can't let that happen!
Bo Dallas vs. Curtis Axel
Curtis with a right hand and then some heavy stomps. Axel runs into a boot and then Bo hits a forearm to the back of the head. Axel with a perfectplex! 2 count! Dallas rolls out and then grabs the foot of Axel and pulls him down. Bo gets back in and attacks with several aggressive shots. Headlock by Bo. Axel fights out and starts hammering away with right hands and a clothesline. Axel with a running back elbow. Snapmare and a Natural Selection from Axel. 2 count. Axel goes to pick up Bo but gets rolled up for the win!
Winner: Bo Dallas
Jericho is leaving the arena when someone tells him they saw the list. Jericho asks where and the guy tells him someone had it around the corner. Jericho kisses him and turns the corner to see Braun Strowman with it. Jericho sighs. He asks Braun for the list but Braun makes him say please. Jericho complies and Braun tells him he didn't see Sami Zayn's name and gives him the list. After Braun walks away Jericho says it's on page 4 then puts Braun on the list!
Golden Truth w/Mark Henry vs. Shining Stars w/Titus O'Neil
Goldust and Epico starting things off. Shoulder tackle from Goldust and an uppercut into an atomic drop. Goldust gets hit with a dropkick to the back and then a tag made by Primo. Primo with a headlock and then right hands. Tag to Epico. Right hands from Epico. Goldust with a sunset flip but tag is made by Primo. Headlock on Goldust but he fights out. Scoop slam by Goldust! Double tags. Truth with a clothesline and a spinning heel kick. Splash by Truth and the Lie Detector. 2 count. Titus pulls the top rope down and it sends Truth flying. Mark Henry walks over and shove Titus into the ropes, it knocks down Primo from the top rope and it allows Golden Truth to hit a team finisher for the win.
Winners: Golden Truth
Mick Foley is in the ring- One of the great things about being a WWE Superstar is never knowing when you'll make history. Any match could end up being THE match. In 6 days, it's Hell in a Cell. A triple main event with the first ever Women's Hell in a Cell. First, the challenger Charlotte Flair. And the Boss, Sasha Banks! Charlotte, Sasha, ever since entering this company you have shattered ceilings. You've shown true greatness knows no gender. Now there are traditionalists that say Hell in a Cell is too barbaric for women but this is a new era in WWE where women can accomplish anything. I have the contract here, but know that once you sign, there is no turning back.
Sasha- Mick, I have never been so ready in my whole life.
Charlotte- Where do I sign so the title can come home to the queen. Give me the contract. Mick?
Mick- Both of you, hear me. I don't think you understand what you're getting involved with when you step inside that Cell!
Sasha- I'm a student of the game! I've studied every single Hell in a Cell and I'm ready!
Mick- No you're not! You might think you're ready but once that Cell, that monster, drops over your head it is not just steel, it's a living breathing entity with no soul. It will haunt you for the rest of your days, and trust me! Trust me when I say you will never be over it for good! It will make you cry like a child. You don't just face each other, but the demonic structure, too.
Charlotte- You listen to me Mick, I have conquered everything I've set out to in this ring. That title will come back to the Queen! I will not only beat you, you will look into my eyes and understand the meaning of the word respect. You will respect your Queen.
Sasha- Oh sweetheart, you are no Queen. There is no Queen in the WWE, but there is a boss. You may have been the first, but I'll be the best Women's Champion of all time. I know Hell in a Cell may break me, I may have to crawl to the back but I'll do it as the champion.
Charlotte- Oh honey, you won't even be able to crawl. How many times have you been hurt this year? One, twice, three time! (No those aren't my typos, she's just botching this promo) You're weak.
Sasha- I'm weak? I'm weak?! Yet I'm walking into Hell in a Cell as Champion. I get up every time. I'm not afraid to step into the Cell with you.
Mick- You should be! You see the way I walk? It's because it hurts! No weight I can lose, nothing I can do to stop the fact that my hip is bone on bone! I suffer because of that match! Charlotte I've know you since you were a little girl, I know your dad, there is not one thing we can agree on except you. Sasha, you are part of Eddie's legacy now and that means something. Before I make you sign this, before you sign the better part of your future away, look me in the eye and tell me you're will to accept the consequences of this match.
Both women sign the contract.
Brian Kendrick vs. Rich Swann
The go to lock up but Kendrick hits a high knee and then locks the headlock on. Shoulder tackle from Kendrick. Dropkick from Swann. Swann taunts Kendrick. Arm drags by Swann. Dropkick from Rich. Kendrick rolls out and Swann leaps at him from the ring! We head to break.
We return and Brian is in control of Swann with a headlock. Swann breaks out and starts hammering away. Clotheslines from Swann and a spin kick to the midsection of Kendrick. Swann with a leaping hurricanrana. Kenrick looks for Sliced Bread 2 but can't connect. Swann goes for a double underhook powerbomb but can't get the 3 count! Swann with a standing moonsault but Kendrick gets his knees up. Brian with a huge boot to the head of Rich. Swann hits a NASTY right hand but Kendrick goes for the Captains Hook! Swann reverses into a roll-up! 1-2-3!
Winner: Rich Swann
Braun Strowman vs. Sami Zayn
Braun- Foley, maybe you didn't hear me. I said I want competition and right now I don't see any real competition. So do yourself a favor---*Sami blasts Braun in the back of the head*
Sami slaps Strowman! Sami goes on the run and catches Braun coming ito the ring. Sami springboards over the ropes but gets caught by Braun and thrown into the barricade! Strowman walks away. Sami gets back in the ring and waves Braun back in. Braun turns around but then continues walking to the back.
Brian Kendrick approaches TJ Perkins and seems distraught. He tells him he needs this victory Sunday. That without this job he can't put a roof over his family's head or food on the table. Like he did for Perkins when he need a place to sleep and eat. He asks Perkins to let him win on Sunday, it's his last chance. Perkins just walks out. Kendrick looks even more upset when TJ walks out.
Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman make their way to the ring.
Paul- Ladies and Gentlemen my name is Paul Heyman and my client has authorized me to talk about this ...this this GUY. This super dad. This super hero. This guy who think he is Brock Lesnar before there was a Brock Lesnar. You know...excuse me! We seem to have a smart ass Goldberg fan tonight. Those chants are really starting to piss Brock Lesnar off! When fantasy warfare meets the reality of my client nothing will be able to put him back together after he is victimized. I will advise those of you chanting the name of Goldberg to please refrain from doing so to prevent my client from taking matters into his own freaking hands. Brock Lesnar comes home and half his town chants for Goldberg?! This is all your fault Bill!
Seth Rollins vs. Chris Jericho vs. Kevin Owens
Owens rolls out of the ring and leaves Chris and Rollins in there. Chris rolls out and talks to Kevin, they discuss tactic. They surround Rollins and Rollins rolls out and tells them to fight. Both men roll out and surround him again. Rollins keeps KO from getting in and then hits a running knee to Jericho in the ring. Chops to the chest of Jericho and then a flipping neckbreaker. Owens runs in but gets thrown right back out. Rollins with a kick ot the head of Jericho. KO grabs Rollins and pulls him out then throws him into the barricade. Rollins grabs Owens and throws him into a barricade. Rollins with a dropkick against the barricade. Jericho runs up and knocks Rollins into the crowd. Rollins up on the barricade and hits a double crossbody on Kevin and Chris. Seth throws Jericho into the crowd. In the ring Owens takes control of Rollins with a clothesline and follows it up with cannonball but Rollins rolls out of the way! Seth with a springboard knee! Seth goes to the top but KO rolls away. Rollins runs down and tries for the pedigree. Jericho back in and breaks it up but Jericho gets put in the pedigree. Jericho reverses the pedigree and hits a wicked elbow and goes into the lionsault but Rollins got his knees up! Rollins goes for the pedigree again but KO breaks it up and yells that Seth doesn't get to pedigree Jericho! Senton from KO! Rollins rolls out but KO is right on him. Owens throws Rollins into a clothesline from Jericho. Jericho rolls Rollins back in and they continue to double team him. KO and Jericho go for the Pop Up Codebreaker but Rollins counters and sends KO out of the ring and hits a nasty kick to the face of Jericho. Suicide dive on Owens! Rollins goes for a Frog Splash on Jericho but he misses and Jericho hits the Code Breaker! Rollins kicks out! Owens back in and they attack Rollins. Jericho whips Owens into Rollins for a modified cannonball. They go for a double superplex on Rollins but Rollins hits a sunset flip and rolls both men up and pins both!
Winner: Seth Rollins
After the match Owens attacks and Jericho joins. They beat Rollins down and throw him into the steel stairs. Security runs out to break things up. Rollins finally gets up and fights off security to go fight Kevin Owens. The two keep fighting despite security trying to stop the fight. Owens hits the powerbomb to the side of the apron and poses to close the show.